Saturday, June 9, 2018

Chidiya Maike Gayi Hain

husband wife jokes in hindi


Patni: kahan chale?

Pati: terrace pe, chidiyo ke liye paani rakhe, kitni garmi hai.

Patni: neeche aa jao sab chidiya maike gayi hui hain.

Thursday, June 7, 2018

Tuesday, June 5, 2018

Zindagi Vich Jekar Bahut Pareshan Ho

punjabi jokes

Zindagi vich jekar bahut pareshan ho taan..
Ik lambi rassi lavo te ik drakht naal banh davo.
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Na na na khudkhushi ni karni?

Vich ik fatti pao, peengh banao,
te jhoote maate lavo,

duniya de raule rappe taan mukne hi nahi..

Friday, June 1, 2018

Aaj Mere Pass Gaadi Hai

police and teacher hindi jokes

Police wala: Aaj mere pass gaadi hai,
bangla hai, naukar chakar hain,
tumhare pass kya hai?

Teacher: Mere pass garmi ki chuttian hain.

Bechara police wala foot foot kar ro pada.

Monday, May 28, 2018

Doctor Ne Mariz ko Rozana

doctor and patient jokes

Doctor ne mariz ko rozana das kilometer chalne ko kaha,

Saal baad mariz ne doctor ko phone kiya,

Ke Afghanistan ponch gaya hu,

Vapis aa jau ja aage Roos nikal Jau..