Thursday, December 30, 2010

Jaane Anjaane Mein



Jaane anjaane mein humne 2010 mein agar aapka dil dukhaya ho,

taklif di ho ya kuch bhi kaha ho to jo bhi aaye kar lena,

kyoki hum 2011 mein bhi nahi sudhrenge..

Before 2010 Ends



Ahead of 2010 finishes,
i want to say thanks to all of the folks like ough whom made 2010 memorable to me,
i wish which ough possibly be fortunate using worthwhile year ahead of time.
Take advantage of the a week ago involving 2010..

Good Bye 2010



Good night to the last day of last week of the last month of last year of first decade of first century of the second millennium..

SORRY A special SORRY 4 U



SORRY A special SORRY 4 U!

Please excuse me all mistakes before end of 2010,

and get ready in 2011 for new mistakes!

Bcoz i can't change..

Happy New Year 2011



HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011

Dekhi meri yaari,

2 din pehle baazi maari..

Chod Diye Wo Dhande



Chhod diye wo dhande,
jinke anjaam the gande,
pure 2 din nek kaam mein bitaunga,
ab 2010 ke baad hi nayi ladki pataunga.
hat jao.. Mandir jane do..

Happy Ne Ladki Chhed Di



H A P P Y ne padosi ki ladki chhed di,
aaj panchayat bulayi,
agle ke ghar mein kalesh ho gaya,
aur aap abhi se NEW YEAR ki badhai dhund rahe ho.

Monday, December 27, 2010

Parents Love



Ek choti si bachhi apne papa ke saath ja rahi thi.

Ek pul par paani bahut tezi se beh raha tha.

Papa- Beti daro mat, mera haath pakad lo.

Bachhi- nahi papa aap mera haath pakad lo.

Papa (muskurate huye)- dono mein kya anter hai beta.

Bachhi- agar main aapka haath pakdu, aur achanak kuch ho jaye, to shayad main aapka haath chod du, lekin agar aap mera haath pakdenge, to main janti hu ki kuch bhi ho jaye, aap mera haath kabhi nahi chodenge.

GREAT LOVE. Always remember your first love is your parents.

Sad Story Of Ludhiana Boys



Oh Waves Waves kardi rahi,
asin Aarti agge khade rahe,
oh Park Plaza de swaad lendi rahi,
asin BANSI DHABE te khade rahe,
oh SKODA wale naal chali gayi,
asin BULLET le ke khade rahe,
oh chali gayi nazare le ke,
asin GHUMAR MANDI CHALLAN kata ke ghare gaye..

Friday, December 24, 2010

Dil Hai Sachha



Arz kiya hai dil hai sachha aur dimag hai kachha,
Arz kiya hai dil hai sachha aur dimag hai kachha,
wah wah, tere msg nahi aa rahe kya baat hai bachha..

Everthing In This World



Everything in this world is so fine,

but everything in this world is not mine,

but one thing is so pure and divine,

that's your friendship and lucky its mine..

Thursday, December 23, 2010

2011 CALENDER

2005 ka jo calender hai wohi 2011 ka hai,
apne mobile ya pc ke calender mein ja kar dekho,
dates bhi same aur days bhi,
kaun kehta hai k guzra waqt vapis nahi aata.
i m first to inform u..

Meri 1-1 Saans pe


GIRL- Meri 1-1 saans pe 1-1 ladka marta hai.

BOY- To tum koi acha sa toothpaste istemal kyon nahi karti..

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Aapki Life Partner

Aap aur aapki life partner agar sukhi aur swasth rehna chahte to aaj hi istemal kare

KOHINOOR
Basmati rice!
Tasty and healthy.

Wife To Husband

WIFE- Kitni baar kaha hai raat ko phone charging par mat lagaya karo, blast ho jayega.

HUSBAND- Koi baat nahi darling maine battery nikal li hai..

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Happy SAAG Season

Bhukh lagdi nahi usdi yaad bina,
zindagi nark hai usde swaad bina,
asin pal pal zinde pal pal marde,
saada jee nahi lagda sarhon de SAAG bina
HAPPY SAAG SEASON!

Dad Insult Son

SON- papa bache zada intelligent hote hain ya baap?
FATHER- baap
SON- phone kisne banaya?
FATHER- Graham bell ne
SON- uske baap ne kyon nahi banaya..

Monday, December 20, 2010

Teacher To Student

TEACHER- Bina ruke batao Bharat ke rashtarpati kaun hai?
Kutub Minar kaha hai?
Shatabadi ki raftar?
Murgi kya deti hai?

STUDENT- Pratibha Patil Delhi mein 140 km/h ki raftar se ande deti hai.

Pyar Ki Gehrai

Agar aap janna chahte hai apne pyar ki gehrai to type kare luv_ur name ur partner's name & send it to ur PAPA no.
fir BAPU dasuga pyar di gehrai.

Sadhu To Lady

SADHU- Mai koi roti dede sadhu ko.
LADY- koi bhajan to suna do baba.
SADHU- adiye da nasha chad gaya darshan tere karke ni...

Virus To Ranchor Das

VIRUS- Aisa kaun sa kaam hai jo 5 ladke ek saath kar sakte hain,
par 5 ladkiyan nahi?

RANCHOR DAS- Sir, ek hi balti mein MUTRA VISARJAN.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

These Are The Words..

These are the words that spoiled many boys life..

22 lagda tainu hi dekh rahi aa..

Kaun Rakhda Eh Yaad..

Kaun rakhda eh yaad numbera nu,
loki chehre tak bhul jande ne,
saada naam karke mobile ch feed,
fir phone karna ta door di gal,
sms karna v bhul jande ne..

Friday, December 17, 2010

Rakhi Sawant

Ram Lakshman jit ke Ayodhya laut rahe the tabhi Shrupnakha unhe mili aur boli- mera kya hoga bhagwan..?

RAM- tumhara janam kalyug mein Rakhi Sawant ke roop mein hoga par shaadi tumhari tab bhi nahi hogi..

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Bhai Behan Bichadne Ka


Bhai Behan bichadne ka kya hua anjaam ?

Dont say wah wah plz feel the pain

Bhai Behan bichadne ka kya hua anjaam ?

Munna bana MBBS aur Munni hui Badnam..

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Daru Ho Gayi Sasti


Daru ho gayi sasti,
ab karenge masti,
chukk kar piyenge,
hass kar jiyenge,
aaye na kisi ki yaad,
theke wale zindabad,
send to all sharabi's,
mujhe sirf aapka pata tha..

Monday, December 13, 2010

Air Hostess To Man


Air Hostess- Sir aap kya loge ?
Man- Milk badam, kheer, Paneer pakoda, tandoori chicken with naan.
Air hostess- Sir aap plane mein baithe ho,
apne baap ki shaadi mein nahi..

Dear Customer


Dear customer,
you are not using your sms service properly.
your sim will be deactivated soon due to ghussa.
To avoid this, quickly send a cute sms to the sender.

When i Don’t Get Your Sms



When i don’t get your sms a little pain in my heart,
a small tear in my eyes and sadness falls on my face.
what is this?
it’s nothing “Just Dramebazi.”

My Hands Never Pain



My hands never pain when typing message for you,
b’coz…..i always send forward messages ha ha ha ha……

Falling in Love is a Secret Ambition



Falling in Love is a secret ambition,
Expressing it is a biggest hesitation,
finding true love is greatest tension,
so follow Indian tradition & marry dad’s selection..

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Yaar Hum Hindi Bolte Hain



Boy : Yaar hum hindi bolte hain,
english bolte hain,
but maths kyun nahi ?

Friend : Jyada 3-5 mat kar,
9-2-11 ho ja varna 4-5 dhar dunga,
36 ke 6 reh jayenge samjha…

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Yaad Wahi Aate Hain Jo Apne Hote Hain



Yaad wahi aate hain jo apne hote hai..
yaad nahi rehte jo woh sapne hote hain…
Apne aur sapne mein ek aur fark yeh hai ki..
sapne saath hote hain..
jab door apne hote hain…..

Exam Ki Raat Student ne Toss Kiya



Exam Ki Raat Student ne Toss Kiya,
Head aaya toh sona hai.
Tail aaya toh film dekhna hai,
khada raha toh gane sununga,
agar hawa mein raha toh maa kasam raat bhar padhunga..

Udaas Hone ke Liye Umar Padi Hai



Udaas hone ke liye umar padi hai,
Nazar uthao samne zindagi khadi hai,
Apni hansi ko hothon se door na jane dena,
Aapki muskurahat ke sath apno ki khushiyan judi hai…

Friday, December 10, 2010

Ummido ki Shama Dil Mein Mat Jalana



Ummido ki shama dil mein mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,
par roj intezar mein palke mat bichana!

Is Kadar Hum Yaar Ko Manane Nikle


Is kadar hum yaar ko manane nikle,
uski chahat ke hum deewane nikle,
jab bhi use dil ka haal batana chaha,
to uske hothon se waqt na hone ke bahane nikle...

Aansuon Ke Girne Ki Aahat Nahi Hoti



Aansuon ke girne ki aahat nahi hoti,
Dil ke tootne ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Agar hota khuda ko ehsaas dard ka,
to use dard dene ki Aadat nahi hoti..