Thursday, December 30, 2010

Jaane Anjaane Mein



Jaane anjaane mein humne 2010 mein agar aapka dil dukhaya ho,

taklif di ho ya kuch bhi kaha ho to jo bhi aaye kar lena,

kyoki hum 2011 mein bhi nahi sudhrenge..

Before 2010 Ends



Ahead of 2010 finishes,
i want to say thanks to all of the folks like ough whom made 2010 memorable to me,
i wish which ough possibly be fortunate using worthwhile year ahead of time.
Take advantage of the a week ago involving 2010..

Good Bye 2010



Good night to the last day of last week of the last month of last year of first decade of first century of the second millennium..

SORRY A special SORRY 4 U



SORRY A special SORRY 4 U!

Please excuse me all mistakes before end of 2010,

and get ready in 2011 for new mistakes!

Bcoz i can't change..

Happy New Year 2011

Chod Diye Wo Dhande

hindi shayari

Chhod diye wo dhande,

jinke anjaam the gande,

pure 2 din nek kaam mein bitaunga,

ab new year ke baad hi nayi ladki pataunga.

hat jao..

Mandir jane do..

Happy Teacher's Day

When a Guy Adds You on Facebook

Tumhare Pen Mein INK Nhi Hai Kya


Happy Ne Ladki Chhed Di

happy new year funny wishes

H A P P Y ne padosi ki ladki chhed di,
aaj panchayat bulayi,
agle ke ghar mein kalesh ho gaya,
aur aap abhi se NEW YEAR ki badhai dhund rahe ho.

Chod Diye Wo Dhande 

Happy New Year 2011

Monday, December 27, 2010

Parents Love



Ek choti si bachhi apne papa ke saath ja rahi thi.

Ek pul par paani bahut tezi se beh raha tha.

Papa- Beti daro mat, mera haath pakad lo.

Bachhi- nahi papa aap mera haath pakad lo.

Papa (muskurate huye)- dono mein kya anter hai beta.

Bachhi- agar main aapka haath pakdu, aur achanak kuch ho jaye, to shayad main aapka haath chod du, lekin agar aap mera haath pakdenge, to main janti hu ki kuch bhi ho jaye, aap mera haath kabhi nahi chodenge.

GREAT LOVE. Always remember your first love is your parents.

Sad Story Of Ludhiana Boys



Oh Waves Waves kardi rahi,
asin Aarti agge khade rahe,
oh Park Plaza de swaad lendi rahi,
asin BANSI DHABE te khade rahe,
oh SKODA wale naal chali gayi,
asin BULLET le ke khade rahe,
oh chali gayi nazare le ke,
asin GHUMAR MANDI CHALLAN kata ke ghare gaye..

Friday, December 24, 2010

Everthing In This World



Everything in this world is so fine,

but everything in this world is not mine,

but one thing is so pure and divine,

that's your friendship and lucky its mine..

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Meri 1-1 Saans pe


GIRL- Meri 1-1 saans pe 1-1 ladka marta hai.

BOY- To tum koi acha sa toothpaste istemal kyon nahi karti..

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Monday, December 20, 2010

Virus To Ranchor Das

Hindi movie jokes

VIRUS- Aisa kaun sa kaam hai jo 5 ladke ek saath kar sakte hain,
par 5 ladkiyan nahi?

RANCHOR DAS- Sir, ek hi balti mein MUTRA VISARJAN.

Teacher to Student

Apni dosti koi pepsi nahi

Beta Kya Karte ho

Friday, December 17, 2010

Rakhi Sawant Jokes

hindi jokes

Ram Lakshman jit ke Ayodhya laut rahe the tabhi Shrupnakha unhe mili aur boli- mera kya hoga bhagwan..?

RAM- tumhara janam kalyug mein Rakhi Sawant ke roop mein hoga par shaadi tumhari tab bhi nahi hogi..

Rakhi Sawant Sabzi Mandi Mein 

Virus To Ranchor Das 

Sadhu To Lady


Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Monday, December 13, 2010

Air Hostess To Man

hindi jokes

Air Hostess- Sir aap kya loge ?
Man- Milk badam, kheer, Paneer pakoda, tandoori chicken with naan.
Air hostess- Sir aap plane mein baithe ho,
apne baap ki shaadi mein nahi..

Chandigarh Airport Par 

Humble Request

Dear Customer

flirt shayari
Dear customer,

you are not using your sms service properly.

your sim will be deactivated soon due to ghussa.

To avoid this, quickly send a cute sms to the sender.

Bollywood Celebrities in Call Centre

Ek Din Ek Ladke Ki Girlfriend

When i Don’t Get Your Sms

hindi shayari

When i don’t get your sms slightly pain in my heart,

a small tear in my eyes and disappointment falls on my face.

what is this?

it’s nothing “Just Dramebazi.”

Aapki Life Partner 

Meri 1-1 Saans pe 

Dil Hai Sachha


My Hands Never Pain

funny jokes in english

My hands never pain when typing message for you,

b’coz…..i always send forward messages ha ha ha ha……

Why Boys Are So Careless 

When U Need Advice 
 
Idea Can Change Life

Falling in Love is a Secret Ambition

funny shayari

Falling in Love is a secret ambition,
Expressing it is a biggest hesitation,
finding true love is greatest tension,
so follow Indian tradition & marry dad’s selection..

When i Don’t Get Your Sms 

These Are The Words.. 

Everthing In This World




Saturday, December 11, 2010

Yaad Wahi Aate Hain Jo Apne Hote Hain

hindi shayari

Yaad wahi aate hain jo apne hote hai..
yaad nahi rehte jo woh sapne hote hain…
Apne aur sapne mein ek aur fark yeh hai ki..
sapne saath hote hain..
jab door apne hote hain…..

Ae Palak Tu Band Hoja 

Zindagi Jab Bhi Rulane 

Aap Se Jab Hamari


Exam Ki Raat Student ne Toss Kiya

hindi jokes

Exam Ki Raat Student ne Toss Kiya,
Head aaya toh sona hai.
Tail aaya toh film dekhna hai,
khada raha toh gane sununga,
agar hawa mein raha toh maa kasam raat bhar padhunga..

Yaar Hum Hindi Bolte Hain 

My Hands Never Pain  

When i Don’t Get Your Sms




Udaas Hone ke Liye Umar Padi Hai

hindi sad shayari

Udaas hone ke liye umar padi hai,
Nazar uthao samne zindagi khadi hai,
Apni hansi ko hothon se door na jane dena,
Aapki muskurahat ke sath apno ki khushiyan judi hai…

Yaad Wahi Aate Hain Jo Apne Hote Hain 

Ae Palak Tu Band Hoja

Friday, December 10, 2010

Ummido ki Shama Dil Mein Mat Jalana

hindi sad shayari

Ummido ki shama dil mein mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,
par roj intezar mein palke mat bichana!

Udaas Hone ke Liye Umar Padi Hai 

Exam Ki Raat Student ne Toss Kiya

Is Kadar Hum Yaar Ko Manane Nikle

hindi shayari

Is kadar hum yaar ko manane nikle,
uski chahat ke hum deewane nikle,
jab bhi use dil ka haal batana chaha,
to uske hothon se waqt na hone ke bahane nikle...

Ummido ki Shama Dil Mein Mat Jalana 

Udaas Hone ke Liye Umar Padi Hai

Aansuon Ke Girne Ki Aahat Nahi Hoti

sad shayari in hindi

Aansuon ke girne ki aahat nahi hoti,
Dil ke tootne ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Agar hota khuda ko ehsaas dard ka,
to use dard dene ki Aadat nahi hoti..

Is Kadar Hum Yaar Ko Manane Nikle 

Ummido ki Shama Dil Mein Mat Jalana

Udaas Hone ke Liye Umar Padi Hai