Saturday, December 31, 2011

Keep Your Smile Leave Your Tear

new year wishes

Keep your smile leave your tear,
think of joy forget your fear,
hold your laugh leave your pain,
be joyous because its New Year!
Wish you a very HAPPY NEW YEAR. .

Hope That you Have  

Jaan Hai January

Din Guzar Gaya Hai Intezaar Mein

happy new year wishes

Din guzar gaya hai intezaar mein,
raat guzar gayi intezaar mein,
naya saal mubarak ho aapko,
purana beet gaya aapke sms ke intezaar mein.
Wish you a very Happy New Year.

Rahe Salaamat Zindagi Unki  

Happy New Year Friends

May All The Dreams in Your Eyes

happy new year wishes

May all the dreams in your eyes,
All the desires in your heart,
All the hopes in your life blend together to give the most spectacular year.

HAPPY NEW YEAR..

Keep Your Smile Leave Your Tear 

Happy New Year

Lamha Lamha Waqt Gujar Jaayega

happy new year images

Lamha-Lamha Waqt Gujar Jaayega,
1 Din Baad Naya Saal Aayega,
Aaj Hi Aapko Wish Kardu,
Warna Baazi Koi Aur Maar Jaayega,

HAPPY NEW YEAR.
In Advance.

May All The Dreams in Your Eyes 

Din Guzar Gaya Hai Intezaar Mein

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Soch Rahe ho ki Aaj Kyon

happy new year wishes

Soch rahe ho ki aaj kyon?
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Ab tum DON ko sikhaoge ki kab wish karna hai,
DON jab chahta hai tab wish karta hai
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Happy New Year

Kya Bharosa Mobile Ka 

May All The Dreams in Your Eyes


Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Monday, December 26, 2011

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Friday, December 23, 2011

I Deleted One of My Friends Number

I Deleted One of My Friends Number
A touching msg.

I deleted 1 of my frnd's no. From my phone book
Bcoz of certain misunderstandings b/w us.
2day i received a friendship msg
from an unknwn no.
I replied 'WHO r u'?

d reply made me cry.

"Idiot dont you even know the spelling of 'HOW'.?
m fine dude.."

'REAL FRIENDS ARE REALLY REAL': dedicated 2 all my friends.!

Girls Top 5 Lines Meanings


Girl's TOP 5 lines'
meanings :-
1. I Miss U.
Means - Time paas nahi ho raha hai. Tumhare saath hi thoda time paas kar lu.
2. I M Single.
Means - Mera X-Bf bhikhari ban gaya. Ab tumhari bari.
3. Main Couzin Se Baat Kar Rahi Thi.
Means - Aur do Bf waiting mein the.
4. Tumhari Smile.
Means - Tumhari property.
5. Main Nahi Reh Paungi Tumhare Bina.
Means - Mera recharge kon karayega.
Send 2 All Boys 2 Warn Them, And Send 2 Girls
So They Can Laugh, Coz They Know Its True...

Dil Mein Tumhare Apni Kami Chhod Jayenge


Dil mein tumhare apni kami chhod jayenge,

Aankhon mein intezar ki lakeer chhod jayenge,

Yaad rakhna dhoondhte rahoge humein,

Pyar ki aisi kahani chhod jayenge!

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Kitni Khubsurti Se Rab Aapki



Kitni khubsurti se rab aapki zindagi mein har 1 din jodta hai,
isliye nahi ki aapko uski zarurat hai,
par shayad isliye ki kisi aur ko aapki zyada zarurat hai.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Kaash Tum Dekh Sakte ke Main


Girl: kaash tum dekh sakte ke main kitni khubsurat hu.

Boy: itni khubsurat hoti to kya aankh wale tujhe mere liye chodte.
Andha hu, PAGAL nahi.

Monday, December 19, 2011

Girlfriend Chalisa

hindi funny shayari
"GIRLFRIEND CHALISA"

Namo-namo girlfriend maharani,
tumhari mahima koi na jani|1|
Humne samjha tum abla ho,
par tum to sabse badi bala ho|2|
Jis din haath mein belan aawe,
Us din boyfriend khub chilawe|3|
Saare bed pe girlfriend sove,
Boyfriend baith farsh par rove|4|
Tumse hi ghar mathura kashi,
Aur tumse hi ghar satyanashi|5|
Girlfriend Chalisa' jo nar gave,
sab sukh chod param dukh pave|6|
Bhoot pisach nazar aa jawe,
girlfriend jab asli roop mein aawe.

Idea Can Change Life

Arz Kiya Hai

Hamesha Meri Baat Manoge


Sunday, December 18, 2011

Aapko Miss Karna Meri Hobby


Aapko miss karna=Meri hobby

Aapka khayal rakhna=Mera job

Aapko khush rakhna=Mera SAPNA

Aapke liye dua karna=Meri duty
And
Aapko tang karna=Mera farz...

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Friday, December 16, 2011

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Sabhi Insaan Hain Magar

Sabhi Insaan Hain Magar
,,,FARQ,,,
Sabhi insan hain magar FARQ sirf itna hai..

Kuch Zakhm dete hain,
Kuch Zakhm bharte hain..

,,,HUMSAFAR,,,
Sabhi hain magar FARQ sirf itna hai..

Kuch Saath dete hain,
Kuch Chhod jate hain..


,,,PYAR,,,
Sabhi karte hain magar FARQ sirf itna hai..

Kuch Jaan dete hain,
Kuch JAAN lete hain..

,,,DOSTI,,,
Sabhi karte hain magar FARQ sirf itna hai..

Kuch log Nibhate hain,
Kuch log Aajmate hain..

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

kash Main Brush Hunda


Boy- kash main brush hunda ta tere sohne chite danda te firda hunda.

Girl- thoda jeha hor vadda hunda ta sade flush vich firda hunda..
vadda aashiq..

Like Birds Lets Leave Behind What We Need

Like Birds, Lets Leave Behind What We Dont Need to
Carry...
Grudges
Sadness
Pain
Fear
AND
Regrets.,
Fly Light.!
Life is Beautiful
Feel it.!

Monday, December 12, 2011

Boys and Girls First Meeting Mein


Boys and girls 1st meeting mein kya sochte hain-

girl: kitna seedha hai..!
boy: kya maal hai..!

girl: nice behaviour..!
boy: kaash pat jaaye.

girl: dressing zabardast hai.
boy: skirt mein aur hot lagegi.

girl: agar raazi ho gaya toh isi se shaadi karungi.
boy: bas 1 bar haan karde mujhe kaunsi shaadi karni hai.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Girls Smile Creates Greatest Confusion


Girl's smile creates greatest confusion in boy's mind....

ghanto tak samjh hi nahi aata....

ki hass ke dekh rahi hain...

ya dekh ke hass rahi hain?

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Wanted, Dabangg, Ready and Bodyguard

Wanted, Dabangg, Ready and Bodyguard
"WANTED"
Ek Bar Jo Maine "SMS" Karna Shuru Kar Diya To uske baad to Main Apne "BALANCE" Ki Bhi Nahi sochta?

"DABBANG "
Hum tumhare mobile mein itne SMS karenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe aur konsa delete kare.

"READY"
duniya mein tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge:
i, me, and myself..

"BODY-GUARD"
Mujh par ek ehsaan karna mere msg mujhe resend mat karna.

Friday, December 9, 2011

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Jalebiyon Ko English Mein

Hindi shayari
Vaada karo! Ke Sirf ek baar msg ko padhna hai aur question ka answer dena hai.

Its a challenge.

Yaad rahe msg sirf ek baar hi padhna hai.

1
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5
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3
-
2
+
8
+
6
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5
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5
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6
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14
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28
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21
+
5

=

To Sawaal ye hai ke

Jalebiyon ko english mein kya kehte hain??

One Question For You

Don't Mind Just a Question



Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Monday, December 5, 2011

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Friday, December 2, 2011

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Raat De Hanere Vich


Raat de hanere vich Ohne meri hatheli te apni ungal naal likhea c,
"mainu tere naal pyar hai!
pata nahi kiven di siyahi c!?
Oh lafz mittde v nahi,
te dikhde v nahi..!!

Dua Hai Ke Teri Duniya Mein Koi Gam Na Ho

sad shayari

Dua hai ke teri duniya mein koi gam na ho,

dua hai ke teri muskaan kabhi kam na ho,

Agar kabhi teri palko mein aansu aye,

to dua hai ke uski wajah kabhi hum na ho.

Sada Khush Rahiye

Khuda Tumhe Kabhi Tanhai na de

A Sad Story


Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Monday, November 28, 2011

Miyya Biwi Ki Bolchal Band Thi

Miyya Biwi Ki Bolchal Band Thi
Miyya Biwi ki bolchal band thi.

Koi jaruri baat karni hoti to bacche ke jariye baat karte.

Ek din Husband ka karne ka mood ho gaya, usne bacche ko kaha: Beta apni Ammi se kaho ki letter type karna hai, type writer pe.

Biwi ne kaha: keh do laal ribbon laga hai baad mein karna.

3 din baad biwi ne kaha: beta apne Abbu se kaho letter type kar le

Husband: beta jao keh do, letter jaruri tha hath se likh liya..

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Choose Any One Number

question answer shayari
Choose any 1 number.
Then i will tell you ke aap ko sabse jayda kaun miss Karta hai..
4,14,24,34,44,54,64....
jaldi reply karo.

Oh ho..
4-friends,
14-lover,
24-parents,
34-brother,
44-some one special,
54- koi bhi nahi,
64-life partner..

One Question For You

10 Questions For You

Don't Mind Just a Question
 

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Can i Touch Your Software


Computer Boy 2 girl= can i touch your software?
Girl = 1st show me your hardware!
Boy= can i install it in your system?
Girl= cover it with Antivirus & then install.

Ishq Ishq Kardi Duniya


Ishq Ishq kardi dunia, Door Ishq da dera,
Je sanu mil jaye sajjan, Dil wich pyar bathera,
Je koi Sache dilon pyar kare, taan IKO yaar bathera..

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

8-9 Mahine Tumne Avoid Kiya


8-9 mahine tumne avoid kiya..

Lekin ab tum mujhe Or dur nahi kar sakte,

Aaj nahi to kal apni bahon mein mujhe zarur loge,

Wid love tumhara purana

"SWEATER" Happy winters.

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Monday, November 21, 2011

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Friday, November 18, 2011

One of The Main Causes of Cancer

One of The Main Causes of Cancer
One of the main causes of cancer is Drinking COLD WATER After having food..!! Which most of us do...

Cold water solidifies the oil present in the food eaten.. and it becomes a thick fluid which slows down the process of digestion and covers the linings of the large intestines and causes CANCER..

"Drinking cold water at the end of a meal is like drinking slow-poison willingly"...

Please spread this msg 2 your lovd ones!!
Take care

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Monday, November 14, 2011

Maan Lo Aap Bus Mein

Maan Lo Aap Bus Mein
Maan lo aap bus mein kahi ja rahi ho,

Aapke pet mein zabardast gas ban gayi hai,
Itefaak se gaana bhi bahut zor se baj raha hai aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue aapne bhi bade smart tarike se gaane ki dhun mein dhun milaate hue bham kar diya aur kisi ko pata bhi nahi chala.

But jab aap utarne lage to aapne dekha sab aapko ghoor rahe hain,

Aur achanaak aapko yaad aaya
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ki
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Gaana to aap apne earphone par sun rahe the..

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Tu Kini Sohni Aa


boy: tu kini sohni aa
girl: bhonk na
boy: i want to marry you
girl: bhonk na
boy: main tenu huni 500 rs/- da recharge karva ke deva?
girl: hanji, hanji
boy: bhonk na.

Friday, November 11, 2011

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Monday, November 7, 2011

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Friday, November 4, 2011

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Monday, October 31, 2011

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Friday, October 28, 2011

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Saare Dostan Mitran Nu


Saare dostan mitran,
yaaran beliyan nu,
te ohna diyan saheliyan nu,
mere yaar beli sharabian nu,
te meriyan sohniyan bhabhian nu.
HAPPY DIWALI

Monday, October 24, 2011

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Tumhari Pasand Hamari



Tumhari pasand hamari chahat ban jaye,
Tumhari muskuraht dil ki rahat ban jaye,
Khuda khushiyon se itna khush kar de aapko,
Ke aapko khush dekhna hamari aadat ban jaye.

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Friday, October 21, 2011

Face Is The Important Part of Personality



Face is the important part of personality,
aapko mere face mein kya nazar aata hai:-
1)masumiyat
2)mohabbat
3)khubsurati
4)gussa
5)adaa
6)sharaarat
7)sadgi
8)ghamand
plz reply.

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Tajmahal Ke Kuch Sach



"TAJMAHAL KE KUCH ANJANEY AUR DARDNAK SUCH"

1. Mumtaz Shahjahan ki 7 biviyo mein se 4th biwi thi.

2. Shahjahan ne mumtaj se shaadi karne ke liye uske pehle husband ko maar diya tha.

3. Mumtaj ki mout uski 14th delivery ke karan huyi.

4. Uske baad shahjahan ne mumtaj ki behan se shaadi kar li thi.

5. Tajmahal banane wale sare karigaro ko shahjaha ne be-rehami se marwa diya tha.

Kya ab bhi aapko lagta hai ki Tajmahal sache pyar ki nishani hai?

Tajmahal sirf bhartiya kala ka ek ajooba hai.

Khud socho aur forward karke dusro ko bhi sochne pe mazboor kardo.

Its 100% true....

Bad News Punjabi Singer

Bad News Punjabi Singer
Bad news singer sherry maan died in accident he was driving his maruti on 250 mph.Babbu (jehra likhda gaane c) was wid him. Deep landi jeep vala got some scratches. Samri lost his memory and wont recognise his grlfrnds. Cheema 22 lost his eyesight and will never make daru on motor
*BHOG*at
Gills room:11am.
Khulla daru, smack, feem da langar chalega...
Saad sangat kirpa karke tomy de white kurte pajame hi paa ke aun...
Aenak armani la ke aun tanki ronde hoye vadia lagan.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Monday, October 17, 2011

Engineer, BBA Student and Sardar

Engineer, BBA Student and Sardar
1 ENGINEER

1 BBA Student or

1 Sardar

SHIP Mein Ja Rahe the,
1 JINN aa Gaya or Bola:

Samandar mein koi Cheez Phenko

Agar maine Dhond Li to main tumhe Maar Dunga

Or na Dhond Paya to main Tumhara Ghulam

Engineer ne Needle Phenki
JINN ne Dhond Li or Usey Maar Diya

BBA Student ne Memory Card Phenka
JINN ne Dhond Liya or Usey bhi Maar Diya

Sardar Ne Disprine Phenki
Wo Paani mein Ghul Gayi

Sardar Bola: Chal Beta Ghar Chal Bahut Kaam Pada Hai

JIN Shocked &
"SARDAR" ROCKED

Sunday, October 16, 2011

2 Ladkiyan 1 Mote Bacche Ko

hindi jokes

2 Ladkiya 1 mote bachhe ka pet dekh ke boli:-
"Oye mote yeh Paani ka Matka Kitne ka hai"?

Bacha Gusse mein Apni Pant Utaar kar bola:-
"NAL" ke saath Rs500".....

Cutest Msg Ever

Mom To Children 

Child To Girl


Agar Main Mar Gaya to Kya


Boy: agar main mar gaya to kya tum dusri shaadi karogi?
Girl: nahi main apni BEHAN ke saath reh lungi
Girl:agar main mar gayi to
Boy: Main bhi tumari BEHAN ke saath reh lunga.

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Life Is Not About Riding

Life Is Not About Riding
Life is not about riding BMW and Mercedes. Its about 3 friends on a single bike riding round the city. Life is not about 75Rs coffee at CCD. Its about many friends together sharing 10Rs dairy milk & still enjoying. Life is not boasting about a 350Rs movie ticket. Its about a few friends buying 50Rs ticket & wondering IS BAR POPCORN KAUN KHILAYEGA?? Life is not about eating at every expensive restaurant. Its about few friends, 1 stove, late night & boiling maggi. Life is not about 1.5 ton AC in 45 degrees. Its about few friends lying on the roof top in summer nights gazing at the stars & talking all the funny things.... Dedicated 2 all my true friends:-)

Friday, October 14, 2011

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Kal Teli Yaad Mein Main Itna Dub Gaya


Little BOY to his girlfriend:-

Kal teli yaad mein main itna Dub Gaya..
Kal teli yaad mein main itna Dub Gaya...

main potty kalne betha tha or pant kholna bhul gaya.:)

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Monday, October 10, 2011

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Saturday, October 8, 2011

Friday, October 7, 2011

Baarish Ka Mausam Hai



Baarish ka mausam hai,

Thandi hawa bhi chali hai,

Hum muskura rahe hain par ankhon mein nami hai,

Sab kuch hain zindagi mein,

Bas jise chahte hain uski kami hai.

Thursday, October 6, 2011

An Interesting Ques 4 U


An interesting ques 4 you!!
Agar ek din ke liye mera jawab har baat ke liye YES ho to aap mujhse kya mangoge??
Answer jarur dena hai i am waiting.
reply quick n honestly.

Tum Pass ho Gayi ho


Ladka : (class fellow se) Tum pass ho gayi ho,

ladki : haan

Muh to metha karwa do.

Ladki : kiss se ?

Ladka : Chalo isi se krwa do..

On This Special Day

On this special day,
as you celebrate valor and courage,
triumph of Good over Evil.
We wish you success and happiness in everything you do.
HAPPY DUSSEHRA.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Monday, October 3, 2011

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Friday, September 30, 2011

Wife Ko Yakeen Tha



Wife ko yakeen tha ke pati aur Noukrani ka relation hai,
pakadne ke liye plan banaya

aur naukrani ko chupke se chutti pe bhej diya,

raat ko pati ka pet dard hua aur wo toilet gaya, wife noukrani ke bed pe jaa ke so gayi,

aur light off kar di

room mein kaam shuru ho gaya

kaam karne ke baad
wife boli: tum mujhe yaha dekh ke chakit hoge

& light on kar di

Watchman bola: sorry Madam

Moral: jo zyada smart banta hai, uske saath aise hi hota hai..!!

Ek Kavi Kangali Se Tang Aa Kar

Ek Kavi Kangali Se Tang Aa Kar
1 kavi kangaali se tang aa kar daaka dalne bank gaya or kaha-
Arz hai,
Takdeer mein jo hai wahi Milega..
Hands Up koi apni Jagah se nahi Hilega.
Cashier se- Apne kuch khwab apni aankhon se nikal do, jo kuch bhi tumhare paas ho wo is bag mein daal do.
Bahut koshish karta hu teri yaad bhulane ki, koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki,
Jate huye arz hai- Bhula de mujhe kya jata hai tera, main goli maar dunga jisne picha kiya mera.

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Ek Jungle Mein Cheeta

Ek Jungle Mein Cheeta
Ek Jungle Mein Cheeta Bidi Pine Wala Tha Ke 1Chuha Aya Or Bola
Bhai, Nasha Chhod Do, Aao Mere saath, Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai.
Cheeta Chuhe Ke saath Chal Dia.
Aage Hathi Drugs Le Raha Tha. Chuhe Ne Usey Bhi yahi sab Kaha, Haati Bhi saath Chal diya. Aage Sher Whisky Pine Wala Tha. Chuhe Ne Usey Bhi kaha. Sher Ne Glass Rakha Or Chuhe Ko 5 Jhapad Mare. Haathi- Kyu Maar Rahe Ho Bechare Ko?
Sher- Iss saale Ne Kal bhi bhang pi ke Mujhe 3 Ghante Jungle Mein Ghumaya tha !!

Monday, September 26, 2011

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Father To Son

Father To Son
Papa-Beta, vehla na baith Padai kar lai.

Son- Fer ki houga?

Papa- Fer tenu jada knowledge milugi.

Son- Fer ki houga?

Papa- Fer tere vadia number aunge.

Son- Fer ?

Papa- Fer tenu vadia college admission milugi.

Son- Fer ?

Papa- Fer tenu vadia job milugi.

Son- Fer ?

Papa- Fer tenu vadia salary milugi.

Son- Fer ?

Papa- Fer tere bade naukar-chakar honge.

Son- Fer ?

Papa- Fer tenu koi kam ni karna pena, Tu bas beh ke aram kari te aish kari.

Son- TE HUN MAIN KI KARDA PYAAN?

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Ek Ladki Roz Gali Se

Ek Ladki Roz Gali Se
1 Ladki roz gali se guzra karti thi...
apne chehre ko naqab se dhak kar rakhti thi,
1ladka uspe marta tha...
shayad wo use dil se pyar karta tha,
1din ladki ne us ladke ke padosi se pucha.
kaha gya wo aashiq ?
to usne bataya aapko aane mein der ho gayi,
us diwane ki kal rat maut ho gayi,
Padosi ne apna farz nibhaya,
ladki ko qabar tak le aya,
Ladki qabar par rone lagi,
apne aansu se qabar ko dhone lagi,
Qabar se aawaz aayi,
"A KHUDA YE KESA INQALAB AYA Hai,
AAJ MEIN PARDE MEIN HU OR MERA MEHBUB BENAQAB AYA Hai..

Friday, September 23, 2011

Dosto Ki Judai Ka Gum Na Karna



Dosto ki judai ka gum na karna,
Door raho to bhi dosti kam na karna,
Agar mile zindagi ke kisi mod par hum,
To humein dekh kar apni aankhein band na karna....

Thursday, September 22, 2011

I Was Talking About My Exams



BF: I cheated..
.
GF: So what? Do you think i love you?
I was cheating on you 4 d past 2 years. You are just for fun!
.
BF cried and said: you bitch.. i was talking about my exams..:

Bari Barsi Khatan Gaya Si


Bari barsi khattan gaya c,
khat khat ke leyandi TIE.....
Jehda eh msg agge na bheje....
Oh "moge aali pinky" da bhai...

Kis Hadd Tak Jana Hai

Kis hadd tak jana hai kon janta hai,
Kis manzil tak janta hai ye kon janta hai,
PYAR ke do pal jee bhar ke jee lo.
Kis roz bichadna hai ye kon janta hai.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Monday, September 19, 2011

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Shikwa Uski Yaadon Se is Tarah Kiya Humne


Shikwa uski yaadon se is tarah kiya humne,

hasti huyi shama ko rula diya humne,

ek lamha diya tha usne jine ke liye,

aur usme zindagi ko bita diya humne..

Friday, September 16, 2011

Kya Kar Rahe Ho


Girl - Kya kar rahe ho.
Boy - Makhiyan maar raha hoon.
Girl - Kitni mari.
Boy - 5, 3 male & 2 Female.
Girl - Kaise pata.
Boy -3 Beer bottle pe chipki thi aur 2 phone par.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Monday, September 12, 2011

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Boy Date te Gaya


Boy Date te Gaya
After dinner Ahista se bola
Main tenu kuch kehna hai,
tu Naraz te nahi howengi?

Girl sharma ke-Nahi tusi Kaho na.

Boy-Bill adha adha kar laiye?

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Friday, September 9, 2011