Thursday, January 27, 2011

Kyon Marte Ho Yaaro

republic day images

Kyun marte ho yaaro sanam ke liye,

na degi dupatta kafan ke liye,

marna hai to maro watan ke liye,

tiranga to milega kafan ke liye,

HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY..

Azad Bharat Ke Nikamo 

Hold Your Head High

One Nation One Vision

happy republic day images


One Nation, One Vision, One Identity, No Nation is ideal.


It must be created excellent. Meri pehchaan mera India.


HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY

Kyon Marte Ho Yaaro 

Azad Bharat Ke Nikamo

Aa Baith Yaara Koi Gal Kariye

punjabi shayari

Aa baith yaara koi gal kariye,

tere har bol mainu bhaunde ne,

teri mehfil nu main tarsa yaara,

kyonki tenu dard vandaune aunde ne..

Safar zindagi da muk jana

Kore kaagaz te likhya

Hanju paani nahi ki jad marzi

Friday, January 21, 2011

Aise Kya Dekh Rahe ho

hindi jokes

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Aise kya dekh rahe ho 250gm mungfali bheji hai...

zyada khush na ho khane k liye nahi hai..

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

When U Need Advice

hindi shayari

When u need advice,
everybody is ready to help,
but when u need help,
everybody gives u only advice.

I m not Shakespere

Love the People Who Love You

You are Sweet as Ice Cream

Ladka English ke Paper Mein Fail ho Gaya

hindi jokes

Ek ladka english ke paper mein fail ho gaya, translation ki wajah se.

1) Main ek aam aadmi hun- i am a mango man.
2) Mujhe english aati hai- English comes to me.
3) Mera taaluq haripur hazara se hai- I belong to greenpur thousanda.
4) Sadak par goliyan chal rahi hain- Tablets are walking on the road.

Ladka Train Mein Chadne Laga

Ladki Wale Ladke se

Ek Ladka Sharaab Pee Kar Ghar Aya

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Mobile Company ke Salesman ko Loose Motion

hindi jokes

Mobile company ke kisi salesman ko loose motion lag jaye to vo doctor ko kaise batayega?
Doctor saab subah se unlimited outgoing chal raha hai.
Ander se nayi nayi ringtones sunai deti hai.
Pet mein balance khatam ho gaya hai.
Thoda bhi recharge karta hoon toh 5 min mein khali ho jata hai.
Meharbani karke scheme band kardo..

You can be a Doctor & Saves Lives

Dr. Sahab Mein Bahut Khush Rehta Hu

1000 Pages ki Book

Ehna Akhiyan Vich e Pyar Bada

Punjabi shayari

Ehna akhiyan vich e pyar bada,

ohne kade akhiyan de vich takya e nahi,

is dil vich si sirf tasvir usdi,

main apne dil vich hor kujh rakheya e nahi.

Akhiyan di Aadat Ban Gayi

Jis Din Meech Layian Asin Akhiyan

Aj Vi Chete Aundi Ae 

Marda Hoya Mirza Bol Peya

Punjabi funny shayari

Marda hoya MIRZA bol peya?

Hospital ta lejo saleo ki pata bach hi jawa?

Eh Vi Naseeba Diyan Gallan

Baazi Jit Ke Haar Chale

Rab Varge Yaar Mile

Friday, January 7, 2011

Achi Baat To Sabko Achi Lagti Hai

Hindi funny shayari

Achi baat to sabko achi lagti hai,
lekin jab tumhe kisi ki buri baat bhi buri na lage,
toh samjho tumhe pyar nahi hua,
zaleel hone ki aadat ho gayi hai.

Glass Tute to Kya Awaaz Aati Hai

Ek Mulakaat Kar lo Shayad Fir na Mile

Zindagi Ek Saza si Ho Gayi Hai

Aap Se Jab Hamari Yaari Ho Gayi

hindi romantic shayari

Aap se jab hamari yaari ho gayi,
duniya hamari aur bhi pyaari ho gayi,
is se pehle kisi bhi cheez k adhi na the hum,
par ab aapko yaad karne ki bimari ho gayi..

Yaari Yaari Har Koi Kehnda

Yaari Layi ta Yaari da

Awaaz se Pyari Aankhen

Zindagi Jab Bhi Rulane Lage

hindi shayari

Zindagi jab bhi rulane lage,
aap itna muskurao ki dard bhi sharmane lage,
nikle na aansu akhon se aapki,
aur kismat bhi mazboor hokar aapko hasane lage.

Zindagi ki is Kashmksh Mein

Zindagi Bahut Kuch Sikhati Hai

Suna Tha ki Zindagi Imtehaan

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Ik Viah te Koi Nach Nahi Reha si

Punjabi funny shayari

Ik viah te koi nach nahi reha si,
phir ik munde ne boli pai,
bari barsi khatan gaya si khat k liandi talwar,
bhangra ta sajda j nache kudi da yaar,
adha pind nachan lag peya.

Amli Sheeshe Vich Dekh k Kehnda

Music Singers Whats app Group

Suhagraat ko Dulha Dulhan Se

Husband wife jokes

Suhagraat ko dulha dulhan se- tum itni sunder ho main tumhe kya kahu?


Bahar khada uska baap bola- Beta ek baar MAA keh de baaki main dekh lunga.

Aapne Bola Tha Bina Reason

My Love Tum Itni Gulabi Kyon

Ek Aadmi Apne Marriage Certificate ko

Ae Palak Tu Band Hoja

hindi shayari

Ae palak tu band hoja,
khwaab mein unki surat toh nazar ayegi,
intezaar toh subah dubara shuru ho jayega,
kam se kam raat to khushi se kat jayegi..

Zindagi Jab Bhi Rulane Lage

Achi Baat Toh Sabko Achi

Chand ka Didar Aangan se Ho Gaya

Puri Botal Nahi Ek Ek Jaam Ho Jaye

hindi funny shayari

Puri botal nahi ek ek jaam ho jaaye,
mulakaat na sahi dua salaam ho jaaye,
jinki yaad mein hum bimar pad gaye,
kam se kam unhe bhi to zukaam ho jaaye..

Ae Palak Tu Band Hoja

Zindagi Jab Bhi Rulane Lage

Aap se Jab Hamari Yaari ho Gayi

Monday, January 3, 2011

Dost Vasde Rehan Ena hi Bahut Hai

Friendship shayari

Dost vasde rehan ena hi bahut hai,
sada hasde rehan ena hi bahut hai,
har koi har wele naal ta nahi reh sakda,
bas yaad karde rehan ena hi bahut hai..

Koi Kehta Hai Dosti

Bahut Kuch Hai Yaar

Dosti Hoti Hai One Time

Aaj Dad ne Pitai Kardi

hindi jokes

GIRL- Aaj dad ne pitai kardi.
FRIEND- Why?
GIRL- Maine to sirf pucha tha k KAMINEY film dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi BLUE film dekhoge.

Hipnotize Karna Kya Hota Hai

I m in a Love With Boy

I m so Proud of My Boyfriend

Wife Takes Serious ill Husband to Doctor

husband wife jokes

Wife takes serious ill husband to doctor.
Doctor says to wife- Give healthy breakfast, be pleasant, cook tasty dinner and don't discuss your problem with him.
Stop watching tv serials, don't demand new clothes.
If u can do this for one year your husband will be ok.
On way home--
Husband asks wife- What did doctor say?
Wife- Doctor ne ta jawab de dita ji.

Old Couple Went to Delhi

Bas Karo Raat ke 12 Vaje

Wife's Letter to Husband