Friday, January 28, 2011

Azad Bharat Ke Nikamo

Azad bharat ke nikamo kal agar dipawali ya new year hota to aaj sms ki line laga dete.

ab kaam band karo aur sabko sms bhejo

HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY

J Msg Free Hun Ta

J msg free hun ta ek niki jehi sewa karo plz 26.1.2011 nu DHAN DHAN BABA DEEP SINGH JI da birthday hai.

delete mat karna ye sms 11 logo ko bhejo plz....

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Kyon Marte Ho Yaaro

Kyon marte ho yaaro sanam ke liye, na degi dupatta kafan ke liye,

marna hai to maro watan ke liye, tiranga to milega kafan ke liye,

HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY..

One Nation One Vision

One Nation, One Vision, One Identity, No Nation is perfect.

It needs to be made perfect. Meri pehchaan mera india.

HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY

Aa Baith Yaara Koi Gal

Aa baith yaara koi gal kariye, tere har bol mainu bhaunde ne,

teri mehfil nu main tarsa yaara, kyonki tenu dard vandaune aunde ne..

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Udas Nazro Mein

Udas nazro mein khwab milenge, kahin kante to kahin gulab milenge,

mere dil ki kitab ko apni nazro se padh kar dekhiye,

kahin aapki yaadein to kahin aap milenge..

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Hakikat Samjho Ya Afsana

Hakikat samjho ya afsana, apna samjho ya begana,

hamara aapka rishta purana, isliye farz tha apko batana,

ki thand shuru ho gayi hai roz mat nahana..

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Zindagi De 4 Din

Zindagi de 4 din ha khed ke katt lo,

pyar naal duniya vich khatna jo khat lo,

lutt lo nazara jag wale mele da,

pati nahion hunda yaaro aun wale wele da..

Apni Dosti Koi Pepsi Nahi

Apni dosti koi Pepsi nahi jo DIL MANGE MORE,

NIRMA nahi jo pehle istemal karo fir vishvas karo,

Apni dosti to LIC hai,

zindagi k saath bhi, zindagi ke baad bhi..

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Akhiyan Di Aadat

Akhiyan di aadat ban gayi e gal-gal te ron di,

Dil ne zid fadi barbaad hon di,

Changa hoya "OH" ho gaye bewafa,

chinta hi muk gayi hun "OHNU" paun di.

Patli si Gali Mein Bakra Khada Tha


Patli si gali mein bakra khada tha,

Girl To Boy- Ae Mr. ye bakra marta to nahi hai ??

Boy- Bakri ki to maar leta hai, aapki pata nahi !!

Friday, January 21, 2011

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Aise kya dekh rahe ho 250gm mungfali bheji hai...

zyada khush na ho khane k liye nahi hai..

Cheel kar bhejo!!

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Beta Kya Karte Ho

Beta kya karte ho ?

Ji main samaj sewa karta hoon!! matlab ??

Gire hue ko uthata hoon, bichde ko milata hoon..

wo kaise??

Ji BRA banata hoon!!!

Why Boys Are So Careless


Girl - Why boys are so careless & irresponsible ?

Boy - Bcoz they know that somewhere some sweet & innocent girl is learning to be responsible for them !!

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Koi Aankhon Se Baat

koi aankhon se baat kar leta hai, koi aankhon mein mulakaat kar leta hai,

bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena, jab koi ENGLISH mein baat kar leta hai..

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Woh Kitne Meharbaan The

Woh kitne meharbaan the ke hazaron gum de diye,

hum itne khudgarz nikle kuch na de sake pyar ke siwa..

Woh Iss Chaah Mein

Woh Iss chaah mein rehte hain ki hum unko unse mange,


or hum is guroor mein rehte hain k hum apni hi chiz maanga nahi karte..

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

When U Need Advice

When u need advice, everybody is ready to help, but when u need help, everybody gives u only advice.

Ladka English ke Paper Mein

Ek ladka english ke paper mein fail ho gaya, translation ki wajah se.

1) Main ek aam aadmi hun- i am a mango man.
2) Mujhe english aati hai- English comes to me.
3) Mera taaluq haripur hazara se hai- I belong to greenpur thousanda.
4) Sadak par goliyan chal rahi hai- Tablets are walking on the road.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Chand Ka Didar

Chand ka didar aangen se ho gaya, thodi der mein chand badlo mein kho gaya, hamne intezaar kiya badlo ke hatne ka, itne mein chand kisi or ka ho gaya.

Happy Guru Gobind Singh Gurpurab

THE GREATEST COMFORTS AND LASTING PEACE ARE OBTAINED, WHEN ONE ERADICATES SELFISHNESS FROM WITHIN.HAPPY GURUPURAB !!!

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Salesman To Doctor

Mobile company ke kisi salesman ko loose motion ho jaye to wo doctor ko kaise batayega?
Doctor saab subah se unlimited outgoing chal raha hai.
Ander se nayi nayi ringtones sunai deti hai.
Pet mein balance khatam ho gaya hai.
Thoda bhi recharge karta hu toh 5 min mein khali ho jata hai.
Meharbani karke scheme band kardo..

Ehna Akhiyan Vich

Ehna akhiyan vich e pyar bada,

ohne kade akhiyan de vich takya e nahi,

is dil vich si sirf tasvir usdi,

main apne dil vich hor kujh rakheya e nahi.

Marda Hoya Mirza

Marda hoya MIRZA bol peya? Hospital ta lejo saleo ki pata bach hi jawa?

Friday, January 7, 2011

Achi Baat To Sabko

Achi baat to sabko achi lagti hai, lekin jab tumhe kisi ki buri baat bhi buri na lage to samjho tumhe pyaar nahi hua, zaleel hone ki aadat ho gayi hai.

Achi Baat To Sabko

Achi baat to sabko achi lagti hai, lekin jab tumhe kisi ki buri baat bhi buri na lage to samjho tumhe pyaar nahi hua, zaleel hone ki aadat ho gayi hai.

Aap Se Jab Hamari

Aap se jab hamari yaari ho gayi, duniya hamari aur bhi pyaari ho gayi, is se pehle kisi bhi cheez k adhi na the hum, par ab aapko yaad karne ki bimari ho gayi..

Aap Se Jab Hamari

Aap se jab hamari yaari ho gayi, duniya hamari aur bhi pyaari ho gayi, is se pehle kisi bhi cheez k adhi na the hum, par ab aapko yaad karne ki bimari ho gayi..

Zindagi Jab Bhi Rulane

Zindagi jab bhi rulane lage, aap itna muskurao ki dard bhi sharmane lage, nikle na aansu akhon se aapki or aur kismat bhi mazboor hokar aapko hasane lage.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Ik Viah Te

Ik viah te koi nach nahi reha si, phir ik munde ne boli pai, bari barsi khatan gaya si khat k liandi talwar, bhangra ta sajda j nache kudi da yaar, adha pind nachan lag peya.

Dulha To Dulhan

Suhagraat ko dulha dulhan se- tum itni sunder ho main tumhe kya kahu?

Bahar khada uska baap bola- Beta ek baar MAA keh de baaki main dekh lunga.

Ae Palak Tu Band Hoja

Ae palak tu band hoja, khawab mein unki surat to nazar ayegi, intezaar to subah dubara shuru ho jayega, kam se kam raat to khushi se kat jayegi..

Puri Botal Nahi

Puri botal nahi ek ek jaam ho jaaye, mulakaat na sahi dua salaam ho jaaye, jinki yaad mein hum bimar pad gaye, kam se kam unhe bhi to zukaam ho jaaye..

Monday, January 3, 2011

Dost Vasde Rehan

Dost vasde rehan ena hi bahut hai, sada hasde rehan ena hi bahut hai, har koi har wele naal ta nahi reh sakda, bas yaad karde rehan ena hi bahut hai..

GIRL TO FRIEND

GIRL- Aaj dad ne pitai kardi. FRIEND- Why? GIRL- Maine to sirf pucha tha k KAMINEY film dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi BLUE film dekhoge.

WIFE TO HUSBAND

Wife takes serious ill husband to doctor. Doctor says to wife- Give healthy breakfast, be pleasant, cook tasty dinner and don't discuss your problem with him. stop watching tv serials, don't demand new clothes. if u can do this for one year your husband will be ok. on way home, husband asks wife- What did doctor say? WIFE- Doctor ne ta jawab de dita ji.

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Idea Can Change Life

An idea can change your life. but a girl can change your ideas. always change your girlfriend to get new ideas. what an idea sir ji..