Sunday, February 27, 2011

God Asked Me

God asked me what do u want ?
1 million dollar or a good friend ?
i said one million dollar.
be practical yaar we are already good friends
mil kar udayenge...

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Ki Arz Kara Rabba

Ki arz kara rabba bus ik teri mehar chahidi ae,
yaara ne paya hove coat te gal tie laun waali chahidi ae,
pinde hoyie peg te hatho khon waali chahidi ae,
yaar ta bade sokhe ne ik sataun waali chahidi ae,
bohat so leya dupahar 2 vaje tak savere jaldi uthon waali chahidi ae,
jad main tur java is duniya to taan picho mere lai ron waali chahidi ae..

Friday, February 25, 2011

A Girl Picked Her Boyfriend


A girl picked her boyfriend cell to check what name he choose for her may be "jaanu" or "sweetu"
She dialed her number ....
she was shocked to see...

jugad no. 5

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Why do u Follow me Every Time


An awesome reply:
Girl- Why do u follow me every time ?
Boy- when i was a kid, my parents always said; "keep following your dreams until you meet them..

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Glass Tute To Kya Awaaz

Glass tute to kya awaaz aati hai ?
crashh! nai yaar mummy di awaaz aundi hai..
tod de saare tod de kuteya 1 vi na chadi,
tere sohre aunge ta cold drink koli ch pa k pilaungi.

You Are Sweet

You are sweet as ice cream,
cute as rusgulla, smart as burfi,
wonderful as rusmalai,
allah buri nazar se bachaye,
kahin mere dost ko chitiyan na lag jaaye.

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Rog Awalle Dil Nu

Rog awalle dil nu hon ta ki kariye,
chup chupite akhiyaan ron ta ki kariye,
rehndi e dostan nu milan di taang hamesha,
dost hi bhul jaan ta ki kariye.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Ek Mulakaat Kar Lo

Ek mulakaat kar lo shayad fir na mile,
do baate karlo shayad fir waqt na mile,
chale jaaye aapki zindagi se itni door k haqiqat to kya shayad fir sapne bhi na mile.

Zindagi Ek Saza Si

Zindagi ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gam ke saye mein is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS ye guzaarish hai meri,
tumhare SMS ki aadat si ho gayi hai..

Friday, February 18, 2011

Pyar Koi Khel Nahi



Pyar koi khel nahi jisme jeet ho ya haar ho,
pyar koi cheez nahi jo har wakt tyaar ho,
pyar to wo hai jab pata ho ke kisi ne nahi aana,
fir bhi intezaar ho.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Yeh Jo Haath Mein

yeh jo haath mein 4 inch ka dabba pakda hai na,

ye sirf msg receive karne ke liye nahi hai,

isse msg b hote hain try karke dekho,

its possible ab muskurao mat try karo..

May The Ocassion

May the ocassion of Basant Panchmi bring the wealth of knowledge to u,

may you be blessed by goddess saraswati & all your wishes come true.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Love The People

Love the people who love you because they think like something in you.
"DEVELOP IT"
Love the people who hate you because they hate something in you.
"CHANGE IT"

HAPPY HUG DAY

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Datesheet after 14

Datesheet after 14...?
15- Slap Day
16- Gift wapas day
17- Kick Day
18- Fight Day
19- Manane ki koshish Day
20- Breakup Day
21- Dusri / Dusra Dhundo Day

Datesheet After 14

Datesheet after 14...?
15- Slap Day
16- Gift wapas day
17- Kick Day
18- Fight Day
19- Manane ki koshish Day

May Your Heart

May your heart be happy and days be bright.
may your roads be smooth and burdens light.
may you be a star and never forget how special you are.

HAPPY VALENTINE DAY

Friday, February 11, 2011

Eh Vi Naseeba Diyan

Eh vi naseeba diyan galan hundiyan ne, kade bulla te khushi te kade akhan rondian ne,
dua ta saare mangde ne hath jod ke par kabool naseeba waleyan diyan hundiyan ne..

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Om Shri Mahasaraswatee

Om shri mahasaraswatyayee namah: aj apko basant panchmi ke shubh avsar par gyan aur sangeet ki devi shri saraswati ki vishesh kripa prapat ho.
Suprabhaat..

Har Naye Din Mein

Har naye din mein ek nayi aas ho, Har dua ka saaya aapke saath ho,
koi dukh aapko chu na sake, bas muskurahat hi muskurahat apke pass ho.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Tutt Diyan Jag Te

Tutt Diyan jag te tadak yaarian, tahion saanu yaarian da moh nahi reha,

jina ku koi karda bus ona kari jaane aa, saada vi taan mann hun oh na reha..

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Teacher To Student

Teacher- Jurmana Maafi Di arzi likho.
Student- Mam Jurmana kinna hai ?
Teacher- Five rupees.
Student- Ah lo panj rupae mere baapu ne keha 5-10 rupae piche bejti nahi karauni..

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Main Ye Hamesha

Main ye hamesha bhagwan se maangta hu ke aap apni mehnat se itni upar jaaye

itni upar jaye ke

bhagwan bhi tume dekhkar bole

OH HAAN 22 EDAR KIVEN.

Friday, February 4, 2011

I M Not Shakespear

I m not shakespear to write about you,
i m not sonu to sing about you,
i m not mf hussain to paint you,
i m just your friend to say,

i m always with you..

Kisma Jab Likhi

Kismat jab likhi to khuda so gaya,
jisko bhi jaan se jyada chaha wo hum se juda ho gaya,
dard sahe hain is dil ne itne ke dil se dard ka ehsaas hi kho gaya..

Thursday, February 3, 2011

In Haseeno Se

In haseeno se rasme wafa or dil lagana sarasar bhool hai,

jis din ye ikraar karein mohabbat ka samaj lena us din APRIL FOOL hai.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Khushi Se Dil Ko

Khushi se dil ko abaad karna,
aur ghum ko dil se azaad karna,
hamari bus itni guzaarish hai ki,
hame bhi din mein ek baar yaad karna..

Krishma Kudrat Ka

Krishma kudrat ka ajeeb na hota,
kasam se koi gareeb na hota,
ae dost agar paise se mohabbat bikti to shayad,
gareebo ko pyar naseeb na hota...