Thursday, March 31, 2011

I Love

I

I L

I LOV

I LOVE

I LOVE Y

I LOVE YO

I LOVE YOGA

Aap bhi kiya karo..

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Beta To Maa

Ek bacha bahut der se ro raha tha,
Maa ne pucha, "Mele lal ko kya chahiye ??"
Toffee, biscuit ya chocolate..

Bacha- Bus ik sanam chahiye ashiqui ke liye ..

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Mainu Ta Lagda

Mainu ta lagda ....





Msg Khali aa

tenu ki lagda...

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Jis Kisi Ko Bhi

Jis kisi ko bhi bhag kar shaadi karni ho unke liye 2011 mein 1 sabse acha mahurat nikla hai.

9-2-11 isliye sab premi 9-2-11 ko 9 2 11 ho jao..

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

What Is Pyar ?

What is pyar ??

P - pagal hona

Y - yaadon mein khona

A - akele aur tanha hona

R - roz ka rona

isliye don't do pyaar only linemaar.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Aankhon Se Aansuon

Aankhon se aansuon ki judaai kardo,

Dil se gamo ki vidai kardo,

agar dil na lage kahin to,

aa jao mere ghar ki safai kardo,

offer limited period tak valid hai.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Insaan Ko Paise Ki Keemat

Insaan ko paise ki keemat kab pata chalti hai ??

jab roaming mein girl friend ki miss call aaye,

call ka 1.50 rupae lage aur balance sirf 1.49 ho.

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Gabbar To Sambha

Gabbar - are oh sambha ye kaun log hain jo sms ka jawab nahi dete ?

Sambha - sardar ye woh log hain jo missed call maar ke bhi balance check karte hain ...

Friday, March 18, 2011

Husband To Wife

Old couple went to Delhi.
man got into sexy mood and said-

jaanu, room mein chale ya qutub minar dekhne ?

wife- Room mein hi chalo, qutub minar to kal bhi khada rahega..

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Hum Mile

Hum mile - it was by chance!

Hum dost bane - it was destiny!

Hum aaj bhi dost hain - It's our decision!

Hum hamesha dost rahenge - It's my promise!!

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Sachin Fans

Sachin fans watching CRICKET,

Shahrukh fans watching MOVIES,

Saniya fans watching TENNIS,

My fan is reading my SMS crazy fans!

har waqt lage rehte hain..

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Life Ka Best Time

Life ka best time- jab aap apne dost ko bole-

"yes, i am fine"

aur wo aapki ankhon mein dekhar bole-

ok, chal ab problem kya hai??

That's true friend..

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Nice Line

Nice line ...

unko bhagwan ne sab kuch diya,

"kyoki unhe bhagwan par bharosa hai"

hume bhagwan ne kuch bhi na diya,

"kyoki bhagwan ko hum par bharosa hai"

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Funny Quote On T Shirt

Funny quote on husband's T-Shirt..

all girls are devils,

but my wife is queen...!

of them....!

Friday, March 11, 2011

Are Baap Re

Oh

are baap re.

are paap ho gaya

aisa nahi hona tha

bahut badi galti ho gayi

hey bhagwan, ye kya ho gaya

kis kanjus ko msg send ho gaya

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Waqil To Pati

Waqil- Talaq karvane ke 10000 rs lagenge
Pati- pagal ho gaya kya.
panditji ne 101 rupay mein shaadi karvayi thi.
Waqil- dekh liya na saste ka natija..

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Aapke Liye Jaan Kaun De Sakta Hai

Aapke liye jaan kaun de sakta hai ??
select any number and i will tell you the person.
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
plz reply

mat karna

apko koi 10 rs nahi deta jaan kaun dega..

Doli Vich Jandi Heer Ne

Doli vich jandi heer ne ranjhe nu awaaz maar ke keha

ja ke facebook te profile check kar layi main photo paungi viyah di..

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Ek Ladke Ko Uske Dost Ne

Ek ladke ko uske dost ne apne ghar khane par bulaya,
to ghar par tala tha aur likha tha "bewkuf banaya"

ladke ne niche likh diya "main aaya hi nahi"

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Life Is Much Like

Life is much like facebook. people will like your problem and comment,
but no one gonna solve them.
bcoz everybody seems so busy in updating there own..

My Sweetheart

My sweetheart, my kuchikoo, my nonumonu,
my golumolu, mu darling, my jaanu, my lovely,
my heartbeat, my sweetest..
DOGGY is missing, dikhe to batana ok

Friday, March 4, 2011

Once There Was a Crow

Once there was a crow, pind vich rehnda si oh,
ek din taahni te baitha si oh,
ek chirri de piche pe geya oh,
chiri payi ro, chiri da aa geya peyo,
chiri de peyo ne kuteya crow,
crow sharminda gaya si ho,
hun roz chiri nu bhen kehnda si oh,
Moral: kudi to pehla dekho ohda peyo.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Obama to Manmohan Singh

OBAMA - we have item bombs like Angelina, Britney, Madonna

what do you have ??

Manmohan Singh- we have Imran Hashmi professional bomb diffuser.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Ek Din Chand Ne

Ek din chand ne mujhse kaha,
tera ye dost besharam hai,
bekar hai, chalu hai, kanjus hai,
maine chand ko ghura aur gusse se kaha

MUJHE PATA HAI.