Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Monday, May 30, 2011

Husband To Wife At Suhagraat


Husband ne apni biwi ko shaadi ki raat hi katal kar diya.
kyon ??
Biwi ki underwear pe ye likha hua tha-
100% soft and silky tested by ROOP CHAND & SONS Mumbai.

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Friday, May 27, 2011

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Fursat Mile To Yaad Karna

hindi shayari
Fursat mile to yaad karna,

hamari bhi kami ka ehsaas karna,

humein to aadat hai aapko yaad karne ki,

agar disturb kiya to maaf karna.

Romantic Line Of SMALL KID

BoyFriend Bahut romantic Andaaz mein

Romantic Jatt Propose Girl


Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Monday, May 23, 2011

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Friday, May 20, 2011

Theatre Mein RAJNEETI



Theatre mein RAJNEETI movie chal rahi thi.
ek ladki josh mein khadi hokar boli,
"Aaj NARI khadi ho jaaye to kya nahi kar sakti"
Tabhi piche se aawaz aayi

"SUSU"

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Monday, May 16, 2011

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Ladka Aur Ladki Love Story


Ek sachhi prem katha.
Ek ladka aur ladki bike pe ja rahe the. Ladka bahut fast chala raha tha. Ladki dar gayi usne ladke ko dhire chalane ko kaha.

Ladka-mujhe i love u kaho..?

Ladki-i love u. Ab dhire chalao.

Ladka-ab mujhe baahon mein le lo.

Ladki-use baahon mein le kar ab dhire chalao.

Ladka-ab mera helmet utar kar pehno. Ladki ne helmat pehan liya, ab dhire chalao.

Agle din paper mein news aayi ke wo ladka accident mein mar gaya aur ladki helmat ki wajah se bach gayi, "kyoki ladke ko pata tha ke break fail ho gaye hain"

ye msg logo ko bhejo agar ek bhi msg vapas aya to your love is true..

Thursday, May 12, 2011

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Monday, May 9, 2011

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Aapki Kahani Meri Zubani

Aapki Kahani Meri Zubani
Aapki kahani meri zubani
aapke pass dimag hai,
chalta nahi alag baat hai,
aap smart hain,
koi maanta nahi alag baat hai,
aap shareef hain,
lagte nahi alag baat hai,
aapke pass mobile hai,
msg nahi karte alag baat hai,
kaafi izzat hai aapki,
koi karta nahi alag baat hai,
aapki bezti ho rahi hai,
aap fir bhi hans rahe hain,
wo alag baat hai.

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Friday, May 6, 2011

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Policeman To Sharabi

hindi jokes

Sharabi road par pada tha.
Policeman- itni kyon pi rakhi hai?
Sharabi- majburi thi.
Policeman- kya majburi thi.
Sharabi- botal ka dhakkan gum ho gaya tha.

Daru Ho Gayi Sasti 

Wife To Husband 

Ek Sharabi Vivah Film Dekh Kar Aaya


Chameli Bhabhi Ki Chaat


Chameli bhabhi ne chaat ki dukaan kholi.

dukaan kholte hi customer ki line lag gayi. kyo ?

kyoki board pe likha tha- 10 rupae mein chameli bhabhi ki chaat lo..

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Girls And Boys Reaction After Exams


After a girl gets 89 marks she response, "kamina 1 mark aur de deta to uska kya jata tha"

But if a boy gets 33 he says, "bai check karn wala ta rab si rab."

Monday, May 2, 2011