Thursday, June 30, 2011

Taklif Wo Jo Tadpa De


Taklif wo jo tadpa de,
Teacher wo jo saza de,
Mohabbat wo jo wafa de,
Dushman wo jo marwa de,
aur pyara sa dost wo jo Rs 50 ka recharge karwa de.
Hai koi ?

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Saade Punjab De Lovers


Saade punjab de lovers,
Boy To Girl - Main aapse friendship karna chahta hu.
Girl - Meri pehle se hi hai.
Boy - Fer bhen banke apni kisi saheli naal hi gal karade.

Monday, June 27, 2011

Jaago India Jaago

Jaago India Jaago
Kya apne kabhi socha hai ki hamare desh ka sabse bada 2g scam (ghotala) Rs. 1 lakh 76 thousand crore ka hai aur hamare desh ki total population 121 crore hai.
Jara sochiye ek aam hindustani ka isme kitna hissa ayega?
Can u answer this?
The answer is Rs. 14.54 lacs each indian. Amazing. . . . Jis desh mein janta bhookh se mar rahi hai,
us desh ke ek insaan ka itna paisa ye politician kha rahe hain,
ye sochne ka nahi kuch karne ka samay hai.
Agar aapke dil mein apne desh ke liye zara sa bhi respect hai to is sms ko itna aage badhein ki pura desh hi nahi,
puri duniya hamare saath ho.
Jaago India Jaago. .

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Mere Marks Bahut Kam Aaye Hain


Boy - Ro kyon rahi ho?
Girl - Mere marks bahut kam aaye hain.
Boy - Bata kitne aaye hain.
Girl - 88%
Boy - Khuda ka khauf kar ladki itne mein to 2 ladke pass ho jaate.

Friday, June 24, 2011

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Monday, June 20, 2011

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Good Morning Dost



Good Morning Dost-
Raat pe savera cha gaya,
suraj roshni ke saath aa gaya,
ye mahol subah ka sabhi ko bha gaya,
Aap ne aankhen kholi to msg hamara aa gaya.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Hamesha Meri Baat Manoge


Girlfriend- Hamesha meri baat manoge,
mujhe kabhi touch nahi karoge,
kiss nahi karoge,
?
Boyfriend- Bhen tu ghar ja..

Friday, June 17, 2011

Meaning of 7 Words of FRIENDS

7 rango se bana indradhanush,
7 suro se bani hai sargam,
7 fero se bana hai bandhan aur in 7 aksharo se banta hai apne rishta
"F_R_I_E_N_D_S"

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

High Class Insult


"High class insult"
Boy to girl- Apni body to dekho jaise haddiyan hi haddiyan ho.

Girl- Isliye itni der se soch rahi hu ke mere pass kutta kyon khada hai..?

Mere Yaar ne Gali de Vicho Langna


Girl - Mere yaar ne gali de vicho langna ni kudio raah chad do.
Boy - Saala yaar na ho gaya tudi wala trala hi ho gaya..

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Monday, June 13, 2011

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Friday, June 10, 2011

Zindagi Mein Do Pal Koi

Zindagi Mein Do Pal Koi
Zindagi mein do pal koi mere pass na baitha,
aaj sab mere pass baithe ja rahe the,
koi tohfa na mila aaj tak mujhe,
aur aaj phool hi phool diye ja rahe the,
taras gaye hum kisi ke haath se diye ek kapde ko, aur aaj naye naye kapde diye ja rahe the,
do kadam saath chalne ko na tyaar tha koi,
aur aaj kafila banaye lija rahe the,
aaj pata chala ki MAUT itni hasin hoti hai,
kambhakt HUM to yuhi jiye ja rahe the.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Monday, June 6, 2011

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Friday, June 3, 2011

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Do You Like me


Boy - Do you like me ?
Girl - No (Boy got sad)
Girl - Why are you sad ?
Boy - Bcoz you don't like me.
Girl - You never asked if i love you.
Boy - Aww! do you love me ?
Girl - No.
Double jhand

Wednesday, June 1, 2011