Thursday, June 30, 2011

Ek Chuha Sharab Ke Drum Mein Gira

Ek chuha sharab ke drum mein gira. Bahar nikal ke mast ho kar, soyi hui billi ke muh pe laat maar ke bola. Uth munni aaj ye Chulbul Pandey tera mujra dekhega.

Mano Meri Maut Ho Gayi Hai

Mano, meri maut ho gayi hai, aur aap mujhe jinda kar sakte ho, lekin god ko ek kaaran batana hoga ki "kyon jinda kare?" to aap kya kaaran bologe. Plz reply.

Mano Meri Maut Ho Gayi Hai

Mano, meri maut ho gayi hai, aur aap mujhe jinda kar sakte ho, lekin god ko ek kaaran batana hoga ki "kyon jinda kare?" to aap kya kaaran bologe. Plz reply.

Taklif Wo Jo Tadpa De


Taklif wo jo tadpa de,
Teacher wo jo saza de,
Mohabbat wo jo wafa de,
Dushman wo jo marwa de,
aur pyara sa dost wo jo Rs 50 ka recharge karwa de.
Hai koi ?

Student's Attitude

Student's attitude: Samundar se keh do apni lehrein sambhaal ke rakhe, zindagi mein toofan laane ke liye hamara "Result" hi kaafi hai. .

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Go My Sweet Sms

Go "My Sweet Sms" Sweet "Sweetu" ke paas. Sweet "Style" ke saath. Sweet "Smile" ke saath. Sweet "Mood" ke saath. Sweet se andaz mein kehna "Humne miss kiya hai?"

Tum Is Duniya Mein

Tum is duniya mein mere sabse pyare dost ho. Upar padh liya to neeche kya certificate dhund rahe ho. Matlab bharosa to saala hai hi nahi.

Ek Pyare Se SMS

Ek pyare se sms ki umeed laga rakhi hai,
humne nazrein screen par tika rakhi hain,
par umeed kaise ho puri .?
Busy logon se dosti jo bana rakhi hai.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Saade Punjab De Lovers


Saade punjab de lovers,
Boy To Girl - Main aapse friendship karna chahta hu.
Girl - Meri pehle se hi hai.
Boy - Fer bhen banke apni kisi saheli naal hi gal karade.

Jungle Badhao Desh Bachao

Jungle badhao desh bachao,

pasina bahao paisa kamao,

msg bhejo friendship badao,

nahi to switch off karo mobile aur battery bachao.

Monday, June 27, 2011

Jaago India Jaago

Kya apne kabhi socha hai ki hamare desh ka sabse bada 2g scam (ghotala) Rs. 1 lakh 76 thousand crore ka hai aur hamare desh ki total population 121 crore hai.
Jara sochiye ek aam hindustani ka isme kitna hissa ayega?
Can u answer this?
The answer is Rs. 14.54 lacs each indian. Amazing. . . . Jis desh mein janta bhookh se mar rahi hai,
us desh ke ek insaan ka itna paisa ye politician kha rahe hain,
ye sochne ka nahi kuch karne ka samay hai.
Agar aapke dil mein apne desh ke liye zara sa bhi respect hai to is sms ko itna aage badhein ki pura desh hi nahi,
puri duniya hamare saath ho.
Jaago India Jaago. .

Har Saal Garmi Mein

Har saal garmi mein hazaro birds pyaas ki wajah se mar jaate hain.

To plz apne ghar ki chhat pe pani bhara BARTAN zarur rakhe.

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Kisi Ne Mujhse Apki Umar

Kisi ne mujhse aapki umar ke baare mein pucha, maine kaha chehre se 19 years, kapdo se 21 years, hansi se 17 years, aankhon se 18 years, kul milakar 75 years. Jyada to nahi bataya.

Hum Guzre Unki Gali Se

Hum guzre unki gali se ajib itefaaq tha,

hum guzre unki gali se ajib itefaaq tha,

unhone feka humpe PHOOL lekin GAMLA bhi saath tha.

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Mere Marks Bahut Kam Aaye Hain


Boy - Ro kyon rahi ho?
Girl - Mere marks bahut kam aaye hain.
Boy - Bata kitne aaye hain.
Girl - 88%
Boy - Khuda ka khauf kar ladki itne mein to 2 ladke pass ho jaate.

Dosti Imtehaan Nahi

Dosti imtehaan nahi pyar mangti hai,
nazrein aur kuch nahi DOST ka didar mangti hain,
jindagi apne liye kuch nahi,
lekin aapke liye dua hazaar mangti hai.

Friday, June 24, 2011

1st Man To 2nd

1st Man- Yaar Kareena di bahut chadayi aa. 2nd Man- Nahi oye, Katrina Kaif di jyada hai. 3rd Man- Naina Devi di kehra ghat chadayi aa 150 podian ne.

Golu Apne Bimar Baap Se

Golu apne bimar baap se- Papa aapko marne ke baad dafnaya jaye ya jalaya jaye.

Papa- Mujhse na pucho, mujhe surprise dena.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Coolest Proposal

Coolest proposal- Munda kudi nu- Apna address daseo. Kudi- Kyon dassa? Munda- Kuch nahi bas ik baraat jehi le ke aani hai.

Jaane Kaise Jeete Hain Log

Jaane kaise jeete hain log yaadon ke sahare. Hum to ek chapter yaad karke sote hain, wo bhi subah tak bhool jaate hain.

Class Mein Masterji Sharab

Arz kiya hai- class mein masterji sharab liye baithe hain, gor farmaiye.

Class mein masterji sharab liye baithe hain,

aur student itne harami saale glass liye baithe hain.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Kuch Rishte Yun Benaam

Kuch rishte yun benaam hote hain,
kehne ko anjaan hote hain,
na dil todne ki khwahish,
na pyar jatane ki chahat,
bas nazar bhar dekhne ke armaan hote hain.

Dost Ab Hume Msg Nahi Karte

Ek shear arz kiya hai gor farmaiega:- Dost ab hume msg nahi karte, ab sab msgs girlfriend ko jaate hain, koi ni beta karlo karlo waha se msg idhar hi aate hain.

Tum Is Duniya Mein

Tum is duniya mein mere sabse pyare dost ho. Upar padh liya to neeche kya certificate dhund rahe ho. Matlab bharosa to saala hai hi nahi.

Tongue Twister Of The Day

Tongue twister of the day. "Roti kha ke potti jaunga" "Potti ja ke roti khaunga." Repeat it 10 times. Ek na ek baar to potti khaoge hi khaoge.

Duniya Bhar Ke Doctors

Duniya bhar ke doctors ki team ne research ki aur is natije pe pohche ki? ? ? ? ? Msg karne se maut nahi hoti kar liya karo.

Monday, June 20, 2011

Humsafar To Saath Chalte Hain

Humsafar to saath chalte hain,
raste to bewafa badalte hain,
uska chahra hai jab se meri aankhon mein,
jaane kyon log meri aankhon se jalte hain.

Yeh Joke Padhoge

Ye joke padhoge to haste haste mar jaoge. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Isliye nahi bheja. I care for you always.

Ek Kanjus Haath Mein

Ek kanjus haath mein blade se cut maar raha tha. WIFE- ye kya kar rahe ho? KANJUS- dettol ki shishi foot gayi hai.. Aise hi thodi waste hone denge, la teri bhi ungli kaat du.

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Good Morning Dost



Good Morning Dost-
Raat pe savera cha gaya,
suraj roshni ke saath aa gaya,
ye mahol subah ka sabhi ko bha gaya,
Aap ne aankhen kholi to msg hamara aa gaya.

Sagar Mein Gehrai Hoti Hai

Sagar mein gehrai hoti hai,

yaadon mein tanhai hoti hai,

is busy life mein kon kisko yaad karta hai,

aur agar koi karta hai to uski yaadon mein sachai hoti hai.

Jaanwara Di Party Vich

Jaanwaran di party vich chuha 4 peg la ke set si.
Billi- Je aj party na hundi main tenu kha jandi.
Chuha- Ja turja saliye nahi taan loki kehnge pee ke janani kut ti.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Hamesha Meri Baat Manoge


Girlfriend- Hamesha meri baat manoge,
mujhe kabhi touch nahi karoge,
kiss nahi karoge,
?
Boyfriend- Bhen tu ghar ja..

Uski Chahat Ne Aansu Ke Tohfe

Uski chahat ne aansu ke tohfe diya,
uski baaton ne yaadon ke tohfe diye,
isliye andhero se lipat kar ro pade hum,
kyoki ujalo ne bahut se dhokhe diye.

Apni Aawaz Ke Liye Humein

Apni aawaz ke liye humein itna mat tarsana ki tumhe apne faisle par afsos ho jaye,
kya pata kal aap baat karne ki koshish kare or hum hamesha ke liye khamosh ho jaye.

Friday, June 17, 2011

Dard Hai Dil Mein Par Ehsaas Nahi Hota

Dard hai dil mein par iska ehsaas nahi hota,
rota nahi dil jab vo pass nahi hota,
barbaad ho gaye hum unki mohabbat mein,
aur wo kehte hain ke is tarah pyar nahi hota.

Meaning of 7 Words of FRIENDS

7 rango se bana indradhanush,
7 suro se bani hai sargam,
7 fero se bana hai bandhan aur in 7 aksharo se banta hai apne rishta
"F_R_I_E_N_D_S"

Kisi Ko Nafrat Hai Humse

Kisi ko nafrat hai humse,
koi pyar kiye baitha hai,
kisi ko yakin nahi hamara,
koi aitbaar kiye baitha hai,
kisi ko aarzoo nahi milne ki,
aur koi intezar kiye baitha hai..

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Very Nice Line To Understand Life

Very nice line to understand life.
Ek shamshan ke bahar board par likha tha- "Manzil to meri bus yahi thi,
bus zindagi guzar gayi meri yahan tak aate aate."

Saanu Sacha Pyar Mile

Saanu sacha pyar mile saadi eni kismat kithe?
saadi koi fikar kare saadi eni kismat kithe?
jisnu asin pyar kita rab mann ke
o saanu keh gaye tu kithe te asin kithe.

Asli Raavan Kaun

Ravan ke sar:-10
Ankhein:-20
Nazar:- Sirf ek ladki sita par!!
Aajkal ke ladko ke sar:-1
Ankhein:-2
Nazar:-Har ladki par!!
Ab batao asli raavan kaun ??

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Fill For Me

Fill for me
mere liye name-
mere liye colour-
mere liye place-
mere liye advice-
meri koi buri aadat-
meri koi achi aadat-
do reply.

High Class Insult


"High class insult"
Boy to girl- Apni body to dekho jaise haddiyan hi haddiyan ho.

Girl- Isliye itni der se soch rahi hu ke mere pass kutta kyon khada hai..?

Mere Yaar ne Gali de Vicho Langna


Girl - Mere yaar ne gali de vicho langna ni kudio raah chad do.
Boy - Saala yaar na ho gaya tudi wala trala hi ho gaya..

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Dil Kehnda Kujh Dina Layi

Dil kehnda kujh dina layi duniya chad deva,
.
par sunea eh
.
lok bahut yaad karde ne chale jaan to baad.

Mother Is Angel

Mother is ANGEL
M- Made
O- Of
T- True
H- Heart
E- Everyday
R- Rises for you.

Boy To Friend

Ek ladke ki wife mar gayi dost usko chup karane ke baad- Tujhe kuch chahiye.?

Ladka- Jaldi laptop le aa.

Dost- Q..?

Ladka- Facebook pe status change karke single karna hai..

Monday, June 13, 2011

Muskurakar Jeena Zindagi Hai

"Muskurakar" jeena zindagi hai,
"Muskurakar" gum bhulana zindagi hai,
jeet kar hase to kya hase,
sab kuch haar kar muskurana zindagi hai.

Dur Se Dekha To

Dur
se
dekha
to
books
thi
.
.
.
to pass jane ka to sawaal hi paida nahi hota hai..

Sun Is Happy And Moon Is Angry

Sun is happy...moon is angry...why??
Because moon is missing you...
and sun is wishing you...
a special good morning dear.
wish you gud day..

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Teacher To Student

Teacher-Love kyon acha hai waar se?
Student-Kyoki CONDOM saste milte hain TALWAAR se.

Usne Kaha Ke Mujhe Bhool Ja

Usne kaha ke mujhe bhool ja maine tumhe dil se nikal diya hai,
"bas sukoon sa mil gaya ye sunkar ke kabhi to us ke dil mein the hum."

Eh Msg Dil Khol Ke Fwd Karo

Eh msg dil khol ke fwd karo je WAHEGURU ne chaheya ta aj tuhadi sab to vadi problem hal ho jayegi
WAHEGURU
WAHEGURU
WAHEGURU
Don't delete ajma lo..

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Chota Sa Magar Bahut Important

Chota sa magar bahut important sms SPL for you.
Dost g pyar dil mein hona chahiye lafzo mein nahi,
Aur naraazgi lafzo mein honi chahiye dil mein nahi.

Beta To Papa

Beta- Papa jab main business karunga to ache ache ke haath mein katora pakda dunga.
Papa- Wo kaise?
Beta- Gol gappe bechkar.

Pindo Door School Di Kahaani

Pindo door school di kahaani yaad aavegi,
6 saal jo kiti oh sardari yaad aavegi,
bhulaya nahi bhulda school wala rasta,
sahelian ch jandi oh "MARJAANI" yaad aavegi.

Friday, June 10, 2011

Dur Se Dekha To

Dur
se
dekha
to
books
thi
.
.
.
to pass jane ka to sawaal hi paida nahi hota hai..

Dur Se Dekha To

Dur
se
dekha
to
books
thi
.
.
.
to pass jane ka to sawaal hi paida nahi hota hai..

Zindagi Mein Do Pal Koi

Zindagi mein do pal koi mere pass na baitha,
aaj sab mere pass baithe ja rahe the,
koi tohfa na mila aaj tak mujhe,
aur aaj phool hi phool diye ja rahe the,
taras gaye hum kisi ke haath se diye ek kapde ko, aur aaj naye naye kapde diye ja rahe the,
do kadam saath chalne ko na tyaar tha koi,
aur aaj kafila banaye lija rahe the,
aaj pata chala ki MAUT itni hasin hoti hai,
kambhakt HUM to yuhi jiye ja rahe the.

Every Normal Person Has 72 Heart Beats

Every normal person has 72 heart beats,
but for myself is 73.
The extra one is your smile.
so don't stop smiling,
it will affect my heart.
keep smiling.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Usne Kaha Ke Mujhe Bhool Ja

Usne kaha ke mujhe bhool ja maine tumhe dil se nikal diya hai,
"bas sukoon sa mil gaya ye sunkar ke kabhi to us ke dil mein the hum."

She Is Hot

She is hot!
She is sweet!
She always need a lip for kiss.
whole world is mad for her!
Who is she?
Do you know?
TEA:-)

One Question For You

One question for you.
Tera mera ki rishta?
Jawab bhi film ke naam par hona chahiye.
Is msg ko apne friends ko send karo aur dekho kitne pyare pyare answers milte hain.
Plz reply me first.

Hey SACHEY PATSHAH

Hey SACHEY PATSHAH!
Tu sadde jism te saadi rooh nu nek karde,
jive TU chahe hun ove hi karde,
saade har faisle vich TERI raza shamil karde,
jo TERA hukum hove oh saada irada karde,
te jo eh ARDAAS aage bheje ohdi har tamanna puri karde..

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Fill 3 Things About Me

Fill 3 things you can't forget about me ever
1=
2=
3=
Two names you wanna call me
1=
2=
Two suggestions you wanna give me
1=
2=
A single truth
1=
Do reply plz.

Bhojpuri Msg For You

Bhojpuri msg for you.
Tuhaar chehra phulwa ke samaan,
tuhaar hasna phulwa ke samaan,
tuhar naak, kaan, baal sab phulwa ke samaan,
aur phulwa hamaar bhainswa ke samaan.
ha...ha...ha...

Ek Ladke Ko Kya Chahiye

Ek ladke ko kya chahiye?
ek ladki jo pyar de.
ek ladki jo acha khana banaye.
ek ladki jo use dil se chahe.
aur TEENO ladkiyan ek dusre se kabhi na mili ho.

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Badi Muddat Se Chaha Hai

Badi muddat se chaha hai tumhe,
badi duaon se paya hai tumhe,
tujhe bhulane ki sochu bhi kaise,
kismat ki lakiron se churaya hai tumhe.

Tips For Boys

Raaste mein agar koi ladki aapko bhai kahe to ghabrana mat,
b positive

uske kaan ke niche ek zor se thappad marna aur bolna," yaha kahan ghum rahi hai ghar chal."

Summer Sms For Everyone

Summer sms-
Aa gayi garmi khao baraf ke gole,
aa gayi garmi khao baraf ke gole,
jab bhi koi ladki dekhu mera dil deewana bole
ole ole ole..

One Question For You

One question for you.
Tera mera ki rishta?
Jawab bhi film ke naam par hona chahiye.
Is msg ko apne friends ko send karo aur dekho kitne pyare pyare answers milte hain.
Plz reply me first.

Monday, June 6, 2011

Besharmo Tuhanu Jaan Ke

Besharmo tuhanu jaan ke khushi hovegi ke-
ajj saade gwandian de vyah hai,
aa ke paise chuk lavo te recharge kara ke mainu msg bhejo.
jaldi karo baraat jaan wali hai.

Ek Chuha Tha

Ek chuha tha:-

Battmeez saara msg hi kutar gaya nahi to itna kuch likha tha aapki tarif mein ke poocho hi mat.

Sunday, June 5, 2011

My Friend You Never Expect

My friend.....
you never expect too much of me.

you are glad when i succeed,

but failure makes no difference to you.

you give me all the help you can but more important,

you are simply there.

Aaj Ki Ladkiyon Ka Dress

Aaj ki ladkiyon ka dress.
yaha se less waha se less.
kabhi sleeveless to kabhi backless aur agar koi ladka ghur ke dekhe to wo

"kutta kamina sala characterless."

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Phone Kade Nahi Aunde Hun

Phone kade nahi aunde hun jigri yaaran de,
lagda busy ho gaye vich kama kara de,
sab kol aapo apnian naaran ne,
par yaar rakheo kanjro, "yaaran naal baharan ne."

Boy To Friend

Ladka khali baitha tha.
Friend- Oye kya kar raha hai ?
Ladka- Badla le raha hu.
Friend- Kaise ?
Ladka- Waqt ne mujhe barbaad kiya, ab main waqt ko barbaad kar raha hu..

Friday, June 3, 2011

Lakh Vaari Soh Khadi

Lakh vaari soh khadi, "nahi lena naa ohda"
par jini vaar soh khadi, soh khadi le ke naa ohda.

By Face How Do I Look

By face how do i look ?
Innocent!
Sharp!
Confused!
Decent!
Naughty!
Funny!
Cute!
Ziddi!
Ghamandi!
Plz plz reply zarur karna.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Hontho Pe Na Kabhi Koi Shikwa

Hontho pe na kabhi koi shikwa chahiye,
bus nigahe karam aur dua chahiye,
chand taaro ki tamanna mujhko nahi,
tum salamat raho aur kya chahiye..

Doctor To Girl

Doctor- Kya hua ?
Ladki- SUSU ka rasta band ho gaya hai.
Doctor- Kaise?
Ladki- Maine galti se vaseline samaj kar crack cream laga li, fati darar band ho gayi.

Mainu Udas Dekh Ke Ohne Keha

Mainu udas dekh ke ohne keha,
"Mere hunde hoye tenu koi dukh nahi de sakda
fer aiven hi hoya jine dukh mile sab ohne hi ditte."

Do You Like me


Boy - Do you like me ?
Girl - No (Boy got sad)
Girl - Why are you sad ?
Boy - Bcoz you don't like me.
Girl - You never asked if i love you.
Boy - Aww! do you love me ?
Girl - No.
Double jhand

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Humne Khuda Se Pucha

Humne khuda se pucha ke pyar ka asli matlab kya hota hai ?
Tabhi khuda ne hans kar kaha,"Jo matlab ke liye kiya jaaye wo pyar kahan hota hai.."

Khareed Sakte Unhe To Apni Zindagi

Khareed sakte unhe to apni zindagi bech kar bhi khareed lete,
par kuch log keemat se nahi kismat se mila karte hain.