Sunday, July 31, 2011

Jai Hind

Jai Hind
aj shaheed udham singh da shahidi diwas hai,
jo ke saade vicho bahut ghat janeya nu pata hai,
plz is msg nu fwd karo ta ke zada to zada lok us bande nu yaad karn jis ne saade desh nu azaad kran vich vadda yogdaan paya.

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Safar Zindagi Da Jado Muk Jana



safar zindagi da jado muk jana,

sutte peyan ne asin fir uthna nahi,

chitti chaddar di maarni bukkal odo,

tur paina kise ne puchna nahi,

saanu kise ne jandeya rokna nahi,

asi kise de rokeya rukna nahi,

chaar din di paini raam rouli,

fir naam v kise ne saada puchna nahi.

What Is Shaadi

S+H+A+D+I

S- shanti bhang
H- himmat khatam
A- aazadi samaapat
D- dimag kharab
I- imtihaan shuru

jiski ho gayi JHELO,
aur jiski nahi huyi soch lo.

Girl To Mom

GIRL: mom aj ek ladke ne mere gaal pe kiss kiya.
MOM: tune usko chanta ma
ra ya nahi.
GIRL: mujhe achanak gandhiji yaad aa gaye or maine dusra gaal bhi aage kar diya.

Thursday, July 28, 2011

7 Cheeze Jab Khatam

7 cheeze jab khatam ho jaati hain to bahut takli hoti hai.
1) Pyar
2) Rishta
3) School life
4) Dosti
5) Paise
6) Sms pack
7) Javani.

Aaj Ka Vichar

Salwar kameez wali ladki ko patate samay Sawdhan!!

Baba Ramdev bhi ho sakte hain.

Janhit mein jaari..

Dimag Jiska Ice

Dimag jiska ICE

jivan uska NICE

dil jiska PURE

safalta mile SURE

nazar jiski CLEAR

wo bane sabka DEAR

example: Main Hoon Na

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Newly Married Husband

Newly married husband saves his wife's number on mobile as "My Life"
After 1 Year: "My Wife"
2 Years: "Home"
3 Years: "Hitler"
& after 5 Years: Wrong Number...?

Yaad Kisi Ko Karna

Yaad kisi ko karna ye baat nahi jatane ki,
dil pe chot dena aadat hai zamane ki,
hum aapko bilkul nahi yaad karte,
kyoki yaad kisi ko karna nishani hai bhul jaane ki.

Life Says Enjoy Me

Life says enjoy me,
time says use me,
friend says trust me,
and i says don't forget me.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Aankhein 13 Types Ki

Aankhein 13 types ki hoti hain aap ki eyes kis type ki hain,
ek number pasand karein 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13.
1- dhokhe wali
2- hansi wali
3- bhengi
4- mohabbat wali
5- masoom
6- sexy
7- romantic
8- shararti
9- khubsurat
10- dil khush
11- teekhi
12- gehri
13- nashili.

Zindagi Mein 3 Chize

Zindagi mein 3 chize hamesha bhul jana.
1) dard
2) gum
3) narazgi
or zindagi mein 3 chize kabhi mat bhulna.
1) hansi
2) dosti
3) ho sake to humein.

Zindagi Mein 3 Chize

Zindagi mein 3 chize hamesha bhul jana.
1) dard
2) gum
3) narazgi
or zindagi mein 3 chize kabhi mat bhulna.
1) hansi
2) dosti
3) ho sake to humein.

Door Hain Aapse To Kuch Gam Nahi

Door hain aapse to kuch gam nahi,
door reh ke bhulne wale hum nahi,
aaj mulakaat na ho to kya hua,
aapki yaad aapki mulakaat se kam nahi.

Height Of Ultimate Bezzati

Height of ultimate bezzati!!!
Baarish mein bus stop pe log bus ka intezaar mein khade the,
ek bhikari aya

sab se paise liye or taxi mein baith ke chala gaya.

Monday, July 25, 2011

Madam To Ladka

Madam- Tu ro kyon raha hai?
Ladka- Meri mummy mere papa ko KUTTA kehti hai aur mere PAPA unko billi.
mujhe samaj nahi aata ki main PILLA hu ya BILLA.

Hamari Dusri Koi Branch

Hamare yahan fata, tuta, naya, purana, accha, kharab, taaza, basi, sabhi parkar ke SMS swikaar kiya jaate hain. Bhejte rahe.
Note:- Hamari dusri koi branch nahi hai.

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Jivan Ka Ek Sach

Sacha pyar hamesha galat insaan se hota hai,

aur jab sachhe insaan se hota hai tab galat waqt pe hota hai.

Life Ka Sabse Bada Sach

Life ka sabse bada sach,
"hazaro galtiyon ke bawzood bhi aap apne aapse pyar karte ho,
to fir kyon aap kisi ki ek galti pe usse itni nafrat karte ho..?"

Thukra De Koi

Thukra de koi to dil tut jata hai,
tod deti hain yaadein jab koi apna hi samaj nahi pata hai,
sach kehte hain duniya wale,
insaan dimag se nahi dil se haar jata hai..

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Dharmraj To Khusra

Dharmraj khusre nu- Apna hisab do ke duniya mein kya karke aye ho??
Khusra- Saanu de ke ki bhejya si jehda hun hisaab mangda...!!

Bade Ache Lagte Hain

There's new serial started on sony "Bade ache lagte hain"
Ab mujhe batao BADE
(.) (.)
Kiso acche nahi lagte..

Mangi Thi Dua Ashiyane Ki

Mangi thi dua ashiyane ki,
chal padi aandiyaan zamane ki,
mere gum koi na samaj saka,
kyuki meri aadat thi muskurane ki.

Friday, July 22, 2011

Badal Bhi Ho Ghata Bhi Ho

Badal bhi ho ghata bhi ho,
baarish na ho to kya faida,
dost bhi ho wafadaar bhi ho,
naraaz ho to kya faida,
sms bhi ho zabardast bhi ho,
reply na ho to kya faida..

Wo Mere Dil Ke Zakham

Wo mere dil ke zakham seene bhi nahi deti,
madhosh bhi rakhti hai peene bhi nahi deti,
kya meri wafaon ki itni karhi saza hai,
marne se rokti hai aur jeene bhi nahi deti.

Saari Umar Poojte Rahe

Saari umar poojte rahe log apne haath se bane huye pathar ke khuda ko..

humne khuda ke haath se bane huye ko chaha to gunahgar ho gaye.

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Din Hua Hai To Raat Bhi Hogi

Din hua hai to raat bhi hogi,

ho mat udaas kabhi to baat bhi hogi,

itne pyar se dosti ki hai,

khuda ki kasam jindagi rahi to mulakaat bhi hogi.

Kore Kaagaz Te Likheya

Kore kaagaz te likhea tera naam hai,

teri tasvir banayi utte likheya ehi paigam hai,

dimagi santulan theek nahi,

labban wale nu 50,000 da inaam hai.

Ye Din Yuhi Guzar Jayenge

Ye din yuhi guzar jayenge,
shayad hum dost bichad jayenge,
naraaz na ho aap hamari shararton se,
yehi toh wo pal hain jo aapko aksar yaad ayenge.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Hum To Har Baat Ko


Hum to har baat ko khuda pe chod dete hain,
tute na dil kisi ka dil apna tod dete hain,
hum bhi insaan hain khuda to nahi,
fir kyon log har tufaan hamari aur mod dete hain.

Hanju Paani Nahi

Hanju paani nahi ki jad marzi rodh dita,
pyar karja nahi ki jad marzi mod dita,
kaash ohne vi samjeya hunda ki dil sheesha nahi jad marzi tod dita.

Beautiful Sentence

"Talk with someone who makes you happy,

but talk more with someone who can't be happy without you."

feel the difference.

Ek Aadmi Ko Raste Mein

Ek aadmi ko raste mein pathar mila,
uspe likha tha pathar ko palat lo, "kuch ban jaoge"
jaise hi usne palta dusri taraf likha tha, "Chutiya ban gaya."

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Samaj Saka Na Koi

Samaj saka na koi mere dil ko,

ye dil yu hi nadaan reh gaya,

mujhe koi gam nahi is baat ka,

afsos ye hai ke mera yaar bhi mujhse anjaan reh gaya.

Dua Karte Hain Hum

Dua karte hain hum khuda se sir jhukaye,
ae dost tu apni manjil ko paye,
agar teri rahon mein andhera chaye,
to roshni ke liye khuda humein jalaye.

Aiven Jaan Jaan Keh Ke

Aiven jaan jaan keh ke sataya na kar,
gal meri nu dil te laya na kar,
main apni ayi ik din aap hi mar jana,
aiven meri maut layi dargaha te sir jhukaya na kar.

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Ek Joker Ne Logon Ko Joke Sunaya



Ek joker ne logon ko ek joke sunaya to sab log bahut hase.
usne vahi joke dubara sunaya to kam log hase.
usne vahi joke fir se sunaya to koi bhi nahi hasa.
To fir usne ek bahut pyari baat boli.
.
ki agar tum ek khushi ko le kar bar bar khush nahi ho sakte.
.
to fir ek gam ko le kar baar baar rote kyon ho..

Ek Joker Ne Logon Ko

Ek joker ne logon ko ek joke sunaya to sab log bahut hase.
usne vahi joke dubara sunaya to kam log hase.
usne vahi joke fir se sunaya to koi bhi nahi hasa.
To fir.
.
.
usne ek bahut pyari baat boli.
.
.
ki agar tum ek khushi ko le kar bar bar khush nahi ho sakte.
.
.
to fir ek gam ko le kar baar baar rote kyon ho..

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Pendu Bebe To Boy

Pendu Bebe- putt tu ki kam karda?
Munda- Bebe main Ludhiane Computer chalauna Sikhda.

Bebe: Put sikh ta lai par Ludhiane ch bheed bahut a kise de wich na maari....

Friday, July 15, 2011

Vigyaan Kehta Hai

Vigyaan kehta h:
"ZUBAAN pr lagi chot sabse jaldi theek hoti h."

Aur Gyan khta h:
"ZUBAAN se lagi chot kabhi theek nhin hoti."
ALWAYS USE SWEET WORDS..ok

Tere To Russ Ke Asi

Tere to russ ke asi javange kithe, tere jeha pyar pawange kithe, dil nu taan samjha lavange, par akhaan vichon hanjuan nu lukavange kithe.

Tenu Gal Laun Da

Tenu gall laun da chaah hi reha, Tere shehar aaun da chaah hi
reha, Laara laa ke rakheya kaagaz
kalam nu, Khat tere naam paun da chaah hi
reha.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Hum Ruthe Dil Ko Manane Mein

Hum ruthe dilo ko manane mein reh gaye,
gairo ko apna dard sunane mein reh gaye,
manzil hamare kareeb se guzar gayi,
or hum auro ko raasta dikhane mein reh gaye.

Hamne Socha Unki Yaad Mein

Hamne socha unki yaad mein tadapana chhor denge,

unke liye tarasna chhor denge,

Dil ko bola tu bhul ja use,

Kambakhat Dil bola-Hum Dhadakana chhor denge.

MISS U.

Ik Vaari Ik Ghar Vich

Ik vaari ik ghar vich chor aa gaya. .
Te chori karke jan lageya taan bacha jaag gaya te kehnda. .
"Saleya mera school wala bag v le ja,
nahi ta raula paadu."

Woh Kehte Hain Mazboor Hoon Main

Woh kehte hain majboor hoon main,

Na chahtey hue bhi tumse door hoon main,

churali hain jisne dhadkane hamari,

phir bhi kehte hain beksoor hoon main.

Isme 1 Missing Hai

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Isme 1 missing hai? Dubara padh rahe ho? Sharam nahi aati. A B C D mein 1 kaha hota hai? Kitni umeed se padhaya tha mummy papa ne.

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

1 Jaam Wafa Ke Naam

1 jaam wafa k naam
1 jaam ulfat k naam

1 jaam mohabbat k naam

1 jaam dushamano k naam



Aur POORI BOTAL aapke naam.!

aur botal ka naam

MILK BADAAM..

Aansu Aa Jaate Hain

Aansoo aa jate hain aankhon mein , par labon pe hasi lani padti hai . yeh mohabbat bhi kya cheez hai yaaro, jisse karte ho usi se chupani padti. .

Jane Tu Ya Jaane Na

Apni Dosti "Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na but it is "Kismat Konnection which have "Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gam and makes our life "Jannat so plz "Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna.

Har Dil Tumhe Chahne Wala Ho

Har dil tumhe chahne wala ho, har dost dosti nibhane wala ho, tumhari aankhon se aansu jab bhi gire, use uthaye wahi jo tumhe sabse jyada chahne wala ho.

Kisi Ke Dil Pe Kya Guzri

Kisi ke Dil Pe kya gujri koi anjan kya jane,
Pyar kise kehte hai koi nadan kya jane, Uda kar sath le gaya Ghar Parindo ka, kaise bane the Ghosle ye tufan kya jane.

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

I Have Learnt Many Things

I have learnt many things from my idiot frendz. they give me different trick for stupid things. they give me money when i was empty in canteen. they taught how to laugh without reason. they showed how to love many at a time. they gave me tricks to pass without studying. they taught me how to stand smartly while being scolded but still i hav complaint they didnt teach me how to live without them.

Zindagi Kis Mod Te Dhokha De Jave

Zindagi kis mod te dhokha de jaave kuch pata ni,
koi kado hasa ke ruva jave kuch pata nahi,
pehlan saah banke kol rehnde ne,
fir saah kad kho javan kuch pata nahi.

1 Machhar Tufan Mein

1 machhar tufan me tha,
raste me 1bada ped mila,
usse lipat gaya, jab tufan chala gaya to machar pasina pochte hue bola-agar aaj main nahi hota to ye ped gir hi jata.

Tanha Chhod Kar Humko

Tanha Chhod Kar Humko Hausla v Dete Hain,
Saans Chheen Kar Jine Ki Dua v Dete Hain,
Ek Tarf Judai Ka Gum v Jari Hai,
Aur Muskrane Ke Maswra v Dete Hain.

I L o v e Y o u

I L O V E Y O U
isme se koi ek word select karo,
dekhte hain aapki shaadi kaise hogi.
I- Double Marriage.
L- Unique (special).
O- Run Away.
V- Love Marriage.
E- Marriage with Best Friend.
Y- Register.
U- Love Cum Arranged.

Monday, July 11, 2011

Qayamat Tak Tujhe Yaad Karenge

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge, teri har baat par aitbaar karenge, tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge, par fir v tere SMS ka intezaar karenge.

Dur Rehkar Bhi Humse

Dur rehkar bhi humse vaasta rakhna, mulakaat na sahi par baato ka silsila rakhna, chu lo aasmaan ko aap meri ye tamanna hai, par hum tak vaapis aane ka raasta rakhna.

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Tujh Mein Tarashne Ka Hunar

Tujh mein tarashne ka hunar to bahut tha. . Par shayad main hi tere kaam ka pathar nai tha. .

Friendship Is Not History

Friendship is not History to forget. Its not Maths to calculate. Its not English to learn. Its just like a Tamil film- No need to understand, just feel it.

Saturday, July 9, 2011

Saari Umar Poojte Rahe

Saari umar poojte rahe log apne haath se bane huye pathar ke khuda ko. . Humne khuda ke haath se bane huye ko chaha to gunahgar ho gaye. .

Chahte Hain Jo Hadse Zyada

Chahte hain jo hadse zyada kisi ko,
wohi to sabse zyada takrar karte hain,
karo na fikar agar wo naraz ho gaye,
naraz hote hain wohi jo pyar karte hain. .!

Kimti Palo Ko Kabhi Yuhi Na Bitana

Kimti palo ko kabhi yuhi na bitana,

haste rehna ro kar kisiko na rulana,

hum yaad hain aapko itna hi kafi hai,

kabhi bhul bhi jao to hume na batana.

Friday, July 8, 2011

Zindagi Vich Tuhanu HameshaZindagi Vich Tuhanu Hamesha

Zindagi vich tuhanu hamesha yaad rakhange, tuhade naal guzare har lamhe nu yaad rakhange, je tusi bhul v gaye te koi gal ni, asin te tuhadi is bhul nu v yaad rakhange.

Ek Pagal Dusre Se

Ek Pagal- Main is Mental Hospital mein naya hoon, mujhe paglo ke guru se milna hai. 2nd Pagal- Ssshh...chup...! Aawaz mat karo guruji abhi msg padh rahe hain.

Sms Na Karne Walo Ke Liye Song

Sms na karne walo ke liye song- Agar tum mil jao, to taange tod denge hum, tumhe paa kar tumhara peeche kutte chod denge hum. Bus! Tum mil to jao. .!

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Golden Words

Golden words- Jab apne liye dua karo to dusron ko bhi yaad karo. Kya pata uske naseeb ki khushi aapki dua ke intezaar mein ho! So pray 4 all.

Phrase From Guru Granth Sahib


Phrase from Guru Granth Sahib Ji,

"Teri kismat da likheya tere to koi kho nai sakda.

Je us di mehar hove te tenu o v mil jao jo tera ho nai sakda."

Tutak Tutak Tutian

Tutak tutak tutiyan hai jamalo, je garmi lag rahi hai taan cooler chala lao, je bore ho rahe ho taan mera number mila lo, je msg changa ni lagya taan mobile nu aag la lao.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Kaun Janda Kise De Darda NuKaun Janda Kise De Darda Nu

Kaun janda kise de darda nu, eh duniya dhokhebaaz saari, sab lut ke tur jande, aj kal kaun nibhave yaari, is ishq da shonk hunda dil todna, aj meri te kal kise hor di vaari.

What Is The True Meaning of Study ?

What is the true meaning of study?

S- Sleeping.
T- Talking.
U- Unlimited sms.
D- Dreaming.
Y- Yaani mast life

so carry on study!

Gandhiji Ki Dhoti

Ek cinema hall ka malik Gandhiji ka bada fan tha.
Isliye usne apne cinema hall ka naam rakha- GANDHI JI KI DHOTI.

Ab jab bhi koi nayi film lagti to paper mein ad aati-
Gandhiji ki dhoti mein HULCHUL,
Gandhiji ki dhoti mein AAG,
Gandhiji ki dhoti mein ANAKONDA,
Gandhiji ki dhoti mein KOI MIL GAYA,
Gandhiji ki dhoti mein KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI,
Gandhiji ki dhoti mein JANNAT,
Gandhiji ki dhoti mein HUNGAMA,
Gandhiji ki dhoti mein JALVA,
Gandhiji ki dhoti mein 3 IDIOTS.

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

We Always Feel That

We always feel that god never comes on time when we call him. . But the truth is that he is always on time. Only we always in a hurry.

In Mein Se Ek Letter Select Karo

In mein se ek letter select karo,
main aapko bataungi by astrology aapka janam kis liye hua hai?
Its correct so plz choose an alphabet. .
B- ayashi karne ke liye.
I- gappe ladane ke liye.
R- royal life.
T- meaningful life.
H- higher studies.
D- gyaan lene ke liye.
A- bepanah pyar karne ke liye.
Y- help ke liye.

Monday, July 4, 2011

Bahut Sweet Hain WoBahut Sweet Hain Wo

Bahut sweet hain wo jise hum chahte hain, har pal khuda se usi ko mangte hain, dil tarasta hai use pane ko, kya aapka dil nahi karta, DAIRY MILK khane ko. .

Don't Mind Just a Question

Select any one number us mein jo bhi question ayega. . Uska sahi answer dena padega. . Ok 121, 222, 323, 424, 525, 626, 727, 828, 929. . 121: kisi ka dil toda? Kiska? 222: kisi ko dhoka diya? Kisko? 323: kabhi chori ki? Kab? 424: kisi se love karte ho? Name? 525: koi aisa hai jise khone ka darr ho? Name? 626: kabhi mujhpar gussa aya hai? Vajah? 727: mujh mein kya acha laga? 828: aap ki favourite song? 929: aapko kisine propose kiya hai? Name? Don't mind just a question. . Answer pakka.

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Yaar 1000 Rs Ki Zarurat Hai

Yaar 1000 Rs ki zarurat hai,
ek hafte mein wapas kar dunga,
tere pass hai isliye maang raha hu,
plz mana mat karna,
aisa ek BOY ATM se keh raha tha.

Diya Hai Uparwale Ne Mobile

Diya hai uparwale ne mobile to itni to kadar karo,

call karo ya na karo par hazoor do-char sweet sweet message to kiya karo.

Luck Is Not In Your Hands

Luck is not in your hands but decision is in your hands.

Your decision can make luck but luck can't make your decision.

So always trust yourself.

Saturday, July 2, 2011

Fir Kidhre Milan Di Oh

Fir kidhre milan di oh fariyaad kardi hovegi ke nahi, ki pata hun oh saanu yaad kardi hovegi ke nahi, apni zindagi diyan sohrtaan vich mashroof hovegi bahut oh, kuch time saade layi barbaad kardi hovegi ke nahi, aini der to ohda kita nahi didar, ki pata oh marjane "SUKHI" nu pyar kardi hovegi ke nahi.

I Was in Love With You


A boy proposed a girl:- I love u, i was in love with you from the first time i saw you.
I can do anything for you.
U are my first and last wish.
You are everything for me.
I wish we marry and live happily forever.
Please don't say no to me.
You are my life from now.
Girl:- veere! Mainu angreji ni aundi.

Jeene Ke Liye Jaan Zaruri Hai

Jeene ke liye jaan zaruri hai, hamare liye toh aap zaruri hain, mere chehre pe chahe gum ho, lekin aapke chehre pe muskaan zaruri hai.

Friday, July 1, 2011

Every Relation Is Beautiful

Every relation is beautiful but real love is most beautiful, every light is good but moonlight is best, every friend is sweet but you know meri baat hi kuch aur hai. .

Lady To Padosi

Wife pati ko maar rahi thi.

Padosi- Kyon maar rahi ho?

Patni- Inko phone kiya to ek ladki boli aap jis se sampark karna chahte ho wo abhi vyast hai.

Mere Dost Kuch Ehsaaso

Mere dost kuch ehsaaso ke saye dil ko chu jaate hain,

kuch manzar dil mein utar jaate hain,

bejaan gulshan mein bhi phool khil jaate hain,

jab jindagi mein aap jaise dost mil jaate hain.