Wednesday, August 31, 2011

jaanu Tere to Bina Hor Koi Kudi


Boy 2 his girlfriend-jaanu tere to bina hor koi kudi mere dil nu jachdi hi nahi,

Girl- jhuth bolda aa tu kanjra, sidha keh ke mere to elava hor koi fasdi hi nahi ..

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Please Read Not Joking

Please Read Not Joking
Please read . . . Not joking . . . God has seen YOU struggling with some thing. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God send this message on, please dont ignore it, you are being tested. God is going to fix two things (BIG) tonight in your favour. If you believe in God, DROP EVERYTHING & PASS IT ON. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. DONT BREAK THIS CHAIN. IF YOU HAVE FREE SMS SEND THIS TO 14 FRIENDS IN 10 MINS WHEN YOU READ..

Monday, August 29, 2011

Chandigarh Airport Par

Chandigarh Airport Par
Chandigarh
Airpot
Par
Mumbai
Ki
Flight No.9 Ke
Plane
Ki Seat No.52
Par
Baithe
Passanger
Ke
Sath
Khadi
Air Hostess
Ke
Boy Friend
Ke
Ghar
Ke
Bed Room
Ke
Attached Bathroom
Ke
Right
Side
wali
windo
Ke
Sath
wali
Gali
Ke
Pehle
Mod
Par
School
Ki
Class
7th
Ke
Teacher
Ke
Table
Ke
Samne
wali
Row
Ke
7th
Bench
Ke
Sath
wali
Bench
Par
Baithe
Hue
Student
Ke
Bag
Me
Padi
Hui
Hindi
Ki
Book
Ke
Page No.57
Ki
Line No.10
Me
Likha
Tha
Ke
Kisi Ko Itna Pareshan Karna Buri Baat Hai.

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Friday, August 26, 2011

Oh Kehnda Tu Mainu

Oh Kehnda Tu Mainu
O kehnda tu menu ena pyar kyu krdi hain?
main keha 1 reejh hai tenu paun di,
o kehnda har vele udas kyu rehdi hain?
main keha udik hai khushi teri paun di,
o kehnda har vele sochdi kyu rehndi hain?
main keha menu adat ho gayi tenu soch ch apna banaun di,
o kehnda kade chan v chkor da hoya?
main keha 1 reejh hai is aas ch zindagi bitaun di,
o kehnda j main na milea ta ki karengi?
main keha koshish karangi zindgi mitaun di,
o kehnda inj karke ki milega tenu?
main keha 1 aas jagavagi tenu agle janam ch paun di..

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Gori Ladki To Kali


1 gori ladki kali se- "Tum kitni kali ho"

kali ladki- "To tere baap ka kya jata hai?

Gori ladki- "Agar mere Baap ka jata to tu bhi gori ho jati...:-

Monday, August 22, 2011

Kabhi Insaan Sahi Ya Galt


Kabhi insaan sahi ya galat nahi hota,

waqt use sahi ya galt batata hai!

Koi dekhta hai keechad mein kamal,

aur kisi ko chand mein bhi daag nazar aata hai..!

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Friday, August 19, 2011

Chaand Kahan Hai


G.f - chaand kahan hai.?
B.f - chand do hain, ek tum aur ek upar.

After marriage:
Biwi - chand kahan hai.
Pati - andhi hai.? Wo uper kya tera baap bulb jala k baitha hai.

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Apna Address Daso Tuhade Ghar Aauna ae


Boy: Apna address daso tuhade ghar auna ae.
Girl: Jithe crow bolda howe aa jawi
Boy: Crow te kise ghar v bol skda
Girl: Tu v ta shhiter e khane ne, kito v kha lai..

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Nurse To Pregnant Lady


Nurse 2 Pregnant lady: Waqt Nahi Ye Rone ka,
Ye Waqt hai Bacha hone ka,
Us waqt kyo nahi Roi thi,
Jab chipak k Soi thi,
ab Jo kiya Use bharo,
Us Waqt kehti thi or kro or kro.

Bhari Mehfil Mein Tanha

Bhari Mehfil Mein Tanha
Bhari mehfil mein tanha rehna achha lagta hai,
tere bare mein sochte rehna achha lagta hai,
kabhi phulon mein kaliyon mein tujhko hi dhundte rehna achha lagta hai,
meri zindagi ki khushiyan tumhi se hain,
rab se sirf tumhe hi mangna achha lagta hai,
hamare darmiyan hain sadiyo ka fasla,
kuch is tarha guftgu karna achha lagta hai,
tumhare bagair zindgi ka koi tasavur nahi hai,
kuch is tarha tumhari tamanna karna achha lagta hai,
tum hi ko chaha tum hi ko chahtey hain,
tumhi ko chahtey rehna achha lagta hai...

Monday, August 15, 2011

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Happy Independence Day


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Aaj ye TIRANGA har Hindustani k inbox me hona chahiye
"VANDE MATRAM"
JAI HIND
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY..

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Friday, August 12, 2011

Doctor To Pagal

Doctor To Pagal
Dr. Pagal se: "Tum Pagal kese hue?
Pagal-Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki,
uski Jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne Shadi ki,
To Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gai-
Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behan hui,
Magar main uski Nani ka Shohar tha isliye wo meri Nawasi b hui,
Isi Tarah mera Beta apni Dadi ka Bhai ban gaya or main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur mera Baap mera Damad ban gaya aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya aur..aur..
Dr: Abey chup kr saale mujhe b Pagal karega kya.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Aj Hasde Khed De Aa

Aj Hasde Khed De Aa
Aj hasde khed de aa, kade din maut wale v aunge, akhri waqt ch apne begane sab yaad aunge, kuj yaaran di yaari yad au, kujh de dite dhokhe staunge, kuj ne vain paune te kuj meri maut da jashan manaunge, kujh tan dilo dukhi honge, par kujh riti riwaj hi nibhaun ge, dina vich is pagal nimane nu bhul jana bahuteya ne, jigri YAAR mere umran layi SOG manaun ge.

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Monday, August 8, 2011

3Aadmi Picnic Par

3Aadmi Picnic Par
3 aadmi picnic par gaye vahan jaa kar unhe yaad aya ke PEPSI to ghar bhul gaye,
decide kiya ke sab se chota aadmi ja kar PEPSI le aye,
CHOTA AADMI- main is shart par jata hu ke tum mere aane tak samose nahi khaoge,
dono ne kaha thik hai,
2 din guzar gaye, chota aadmi nahi aya,
dono ne socha ke ab samosa kha lena chahiye, jaise hi samosa uthaya chota aadmi ped ke peeche se nikal kar bola,
aisa karoge to main nahi jaunga..

Friday, August 5, 2011

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Monday, August 1, 2011