Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Rakhi Sawant Sabzi Mandi Mein

Rakhi Sawant ne Sabzi Mandi mein Bahut Lambi Muli Dekhi to Puchha Ye kya hai? Shopkeeper- Ye Hamare Liye Muli hai aur Aapke liye MAMULI.

Lambi Dosti Ke Liye

Lambi dosti Ke liye 2 baat ka dhyan Rakho...
.
1. Jab khud gusse mein ho.
Tab apne dost se bat mat karo.

2. Aap ka dost gusse mein ho.
Tab uski koi baat Dil pe mat Lo.

Dedicated To Our Parents

Dedicated To Our perents

Neend apni bhula kar sulaya humko,

Aansu apne gira kar hasaya humko,

Dard kabhi na dena us khuda ki tasveer ko,

Khuda bhi kehta hai maa baap jinko.

I know that those who love their parents will forward this message to maximum people for the long life of our parents...

jaanu Tere to Bina Hor Koi Kudi


Boy 2 his girlfriend-jaanu tere to bina hor koi kudi mere dil nu jachdi hi nahi,

Girl- jhuth bolda aa tu kanjra, sidha keh ke mere to elava hor koi fasdi hi nahi ..

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Please Read Not Joking

Please read . . . Not joking . . . God has seen YOU struggling with some thing. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God send this message on, please dont ignore it, you are being tested. God is going to fix two things (BIG) tonight in your favour. If you believe in God, DROP EVERYTHING & PASS IT ON. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. DONT BREAK THIS CHAIN. IF YOU HAVE FREE SMS SEND THIS TO 14 FRIENDS IN 10 MINS WHEN YOU READ..

Ek Aurat Koma Mein

EK Aurat Koma Mein chali Gayi

Pati Murda Samaj kar Jalane chala

Raaste mein arthi Khambe se Takrane se aurat ko Hosh aa gaya

1 saal Baad Aurat Sach mein mar gayi

Sab Log RAM RAM SATYA hai bolte ja rahe the

Lekin

Pati Ki zuban pe ek hi baat thi

KHAMBA BACHA ke
KHAMBA BACHA ke
KHAMBA BACHA ke

Ek Ladki Fauj Mein

1 Ladki Fauj mein bharti huyi Frend ne pucha,
kaisi Life hai waha ?

Ladki : Khak Life! Sara Din "YES-SIR" karne mein aur Sari Raat "Bas-SIR" karne mein nikal jati hai.

Tu Sab Ton Sohni

Tu Sab Ton Sohni College Vich
Sada Dil Tere Te Aaya Ni,
Tere Piche Ghumde Rehnde C
Asi Lecture Na Koi Laya Ni,
Sadi Hogi Short Attendance Ni
Par Tu Na Kade Bulaya Ni,
Jad Hoge Paper Han Diye
Te Time Result Da Aaya Ni,
Tu Topper Ban Gayi College Di
Sada Total 100 v ayea nahi.

Police To Girl

Police: Jab wo tumhara rape kar raha tha to tumne use roka kyu nahi?
ladki: Rokti kaise mere hath mein mehndi jo thi.
Police: Agli bar kab mehndi lagaogi..,?

Monday, August 29, 2011

Kya Aap Marne Ke Baad

Kya Aap Marne Ke Baad Bhi Ladkiya Dekhna Chahte Hain?

Then,

"DONATE YOUR EYES"

Kambakhton ko Social Msg bhi Intersting Banakar Bhejna Padta hai.!

The Day You Fall In Love

The day you fall in love wid sumone.

U think is the happiest day of your life..

but in actual..

You become the weakest person who can't live without SOMEONE..

Aasman Jitna Neela Hai

Aasman jitna Neela hai
Wah.wah.
Sunflower jitna Peela hai -Wah.wah.
Pani jitna gila hai.
Wah.wah. . .
Aapka..
Screw utna hi dhila hai.
Ab bolo wah wah.

Aasman Jitna Neela Hai

Aasman jitna Neela hai
Wah.wah.

Sunflower jitna Peela hai -Wah.wah.

Pani jitna gila hai.
Wah.wah. . .

Aapka..

Screw utna hi dhila hai. Ab bolo wah wah.

Chandigarh Airport Par

Chandigarh
Airpot
Par
Mumbai
Ki
Flight No.9 Ke
Plane
Ki Seat No.52
Par
Baithe
Passanger
Ke
Sath
Khadi
Air Hostess
Ke
Boy Friend
Ke
Ghar
Ke
Bed Room
Ke
Attached Bathroom
Ke
Right
Side
wali
windo
Ke
Sath
wali
Gali
Ke
Pehle
Mod
Par
School
Ki
Class
7th
Ke
Teacher
Ke
Table
Ke
Samne
wali
Row
Ke
7th
Bench
Ke
Sath
wali
Bench
Par
Baithe
Hue
Student
Ke
Bag
Me
Padi
Hui
Hindi
Ki
Book
Ke
Page No.57
Ki
Line No.10
Me
Likha
Tha
Ke
Kisi Ko Itna Pareshan Karna Buri Baat Hai.

Kise Ne Koi V Exam

Kise ne koi v exam clear karana hove tan mainu Rs. 5000 naal apna roll number send kar deo . .


"Main Ardaas karanga.!

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Love By Rickshawala

Love by rikshawala. Arz hai
dil jala raha hu,
kismat azma raha hu,
dil jala raha hu,
kismat azma raha hu,
khub ghumaya us bewafa ko bike pe isliye aj riksha chala raha hu.

1982 Mein Singapore

"1982 mein
Singapur mein Lokpal-Bill Lagu Hone ke baad
Ek hi Din mein
142 Neta aur
Corrupted Officers
Arrest huye.. "PLS FORWARD 2 ALL! IN SUPPORT OF ANNA HAJARE!

Dosto Veero Mitro

......Dosto
......Veero
......Mitro
......Dangro
......kanjro
Te
....Lafundro.....
Saleyo, kutteyo kade Yaad kar liya karo,
haje 22 zinda hai..

Vote For ANNA

"Vote for ANNA" send this sms to your 15 frnds & get Rs.551.49 balance free... supporting offer ..... Not joke see tv9.

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Teacher To Student

Teacher- insaan apna pehla pyar kyu nahi bhul sakDa...

Naugty Bacha- kyu ki jinna fuDDu koi pehle pyar ch ban janDa ona baki saari umar ch nahi ban sakda..

Mandir Se Roj

Mandir Se Roj Nai Chappal Pehan Kar Aate Ho,
Muft Ka Prasad Bhi Zeb Bhar Kar Late Ho,
Aapko Apne Hunar Ki Kasam,
Batao Mere SMS Kitno Ko Bhej Kar Naam kamate ho?

Mandir Se Roj

Mandir Se Roj Nai Chappal Pehan Kar Aate Ho
Muft Ka Prasad Bhi Zeb Bhar Kar Late Ho,
Aapko Apne Hunar Ki Kasam,
Batao Mere SMS Kitno Ko Bhej Kar Naam kamate ho?

Kya Aap Bore Ho Rahe Ho

Kya aap bor ho rahe hain kuch karne ka mann ho raha hai ?

To jaldi

Chain kholo






fir






haath andar dalo,



bas fir
.
.


.
.
.




bag se book nikalo aur padhai karo....

If Girl In Love

If girl in love,
Her parents ask:
who is that IDIOT
If boy in love,
His parents ask
Idiot, who is that girl
MORAL: No matter whoever in love
Boyz are alwayz idiots.

Girl To Mom

Girl: mom aaj 1 ladke ne mere Gaal pe kiss kiya
Mom: tune usko chanta maara ya nahi.
Girl: mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad aa gaye or maine dusra gaal bhi aage kar diya.

Friday, August 26, 2011

Send This Dosti Star

Send this dosti star
_/\_
>' .'< to lovely
"\/"
Friends, (mujhe bhi agar main hoon)
Agar teen wapas aate hain to aaj aapka ek sapna sach hoga.
Don't ignore..!

Please Read Not Joking

Plz read... Not joking plz
Or else delete d msg God has seen U strugling wid sum thing. God says its over. A blessing is comg your way. If you believe in God send dis msg on, plz dont ignore it, you are being tested. God is going 2 fix two things (BIG) 2nite in your favour. If you believe in God, DROP EVRYTHING & PAAS IT ON. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. DONT BREAK DIS CHAIN. SEND DIS TO 14 FRNDS IN 10MINS WHEN YOU READ.

Oh Kehnda Tu Mainu

O kehnda tu menu ena pyar kyu krdi hain?
main keha 1 reejh hai tenu paun di,
o kehnda har vele udas kyu rehdi hain?
main keha udik hai khushi teri paun di,
o kehnda har vele sochdi kyu rehndi hain?
main keha menu adat ho gayi tenu soch ch apna banaun di,
o kehnda kade chan v chkor da hoya?
main keha 1 reejh hai is aas ch zindagi bitaun di,
o kehnda j main na milea ta ki karengi?
main keha koshish karangi zindgi mitaun di,
o kehnda inj karke ki milega tenu?
main keha 1 aas jagavagi tenu agle janam ch paun di..

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Jaane Kis Baat Ki

Jane kis baat ki mujko Saja deti hai,
Meri hasti hui ankho ko rula deti hai,
Kis tarah baat likhu dil ki,
Wo aksar Dosto ko mere khat padh ke suna deti hai.

Din Aate Hain Din Jaate Hain

Din aate hain din jate hain, Koi bhi lamhe aapke bin guzar nahi pate hain, Inhi lamho ko sametkar dekhu, To aap jaise "PYARE DOST " bahut yaad aate hain.

Dada To Pota

Dada apne pote nu-putter ja andro mere dand le ke aa.

Pota- baapu roti ta hale bani ni.

Dada- oh putter roti nahi sahmne Puja di daadi nu SMILE deni aa, dekh-dekh hasdi aa.

5 Reasons Why You And Me

5 reason why you & me are good friends....

1.


2.

3.

4.

5.

thapad padega agar reason dhundane ki koshish ki
true friendship has no reason
samjhe?????

Nafrato Ko Hum

Nafrato ko Hum Pyar dete hain,
Pyar pe khusi Waar dete hain,

Bahut soch Samajh kar koi wada karna Humse,

Hum Ek wade pe Zindagi Guzaar dete Hain.

I Love Walking In Rain

"I luv walking in rain so dat no one can c my tears!" - ye purana wala tha

"i luv walking in d fog so that no one can see that m smoking"- ye naya THA

latest pta kya hai?
"i luv walking, bcoz petrol mehnga ho gya hai"

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Alfaz Ki Shakal Mein

Alfaz ki shakal mein ehsas likha jata hai, yahan pani ko bhi pyas likha jata hai, mere jazbat se wakif hai meri kalam, main dost likhu to tumhara naam likha jata hai.

Kuch Faaslo Se Rishte

Kuch faaslo se rishte gehre ho jate hai, kuch duriyo se log mil jate hai, Sab lafzo mein keh pana mushkil hai, Isliye hum aksar khamosh reh jate hain...?

No One Is Rich

No one is rich enough to buy his / her own childhood & youth back..
ONLY Friends, help recreate those moments from time to time at NO COST.

Putt To Maa

Put-Maa tera vyah kide nal hoya c? Maa-marjanea tere peo nal hor kide nal hona c. Put- eh v koi vyah hoya ghar de bande nal hi karva leya hor marge c.

Teacher To Student

Teacher:
what is the difference between orange & apple?

tintumon:
the colour of orange is orange but the colour of apple is not apple..!!

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Gal Hove Ta Asi V

Gall hove taa Assi v Dil 'te laaiye,
Chhad Sabnu Assi v tur jaiyee.
Par Saathon dekh nai hone Ohdiyan akkhan 'ch hanju,
Nai taa Assi v har gal'te russ jaiye. 4 u. . .

Galti Kar Ke Vi

Galti kar ke v galti da na puchde ne, aap hi satt maar ke haal puchde ne, sanu bada pyar aunda ohna di es gal te, oh saada rab hunde hoye v sade rab da na puchde ne.

Gori Ladki To Kali


1 gori ladki kali se- "Tum kitni kali ho"

kali ladki- "To tere baap ka kya jata hai?

Gori ladki- "Agar mere Baap ka jata to tu bhi gori ho jati...:-

Only 2% Students

Only 2% students solved this in IAS exam.
5+3+2=151022
9+2+4=183652
8+6+3=482466
5+4+5=202541
then
7+2+5=..??

If you are smart, then reply the right answer.
I am waiting.

Monday, August 22, 2011

Problems Are Like

Problems are like little stones. If you keep them near your
eye they hide your vision. If you keep them in a distance
you can see how small they are...!

Kabhi Insaan Sahi Ya Galt


Kabhi insaan sahi ya galat nahi hota,

waqt use sahi ya galt batata hai!

Koi dekhta hai keechad mein kamal,

aur kisi ko chand mein bhi daag nazar aata hai..!

May Lord Krishna

May Lord Krishna come to your home & take away all your maakhan-mishri with all your sorrows & worries,

I wish you . .
"HAPPY JANMASHTMI"..'

Gokul Mein Jo Kare Niwas

Gokul mein jo kare niwas,

Gopiyo sang rachaye raas,

Devki yashoda jinki maiya,

aise hamare kishan kanahiya

HAPPY JANMASHTMI :)

Maakhan Khave Shor Machave

Maakhan khave, Shor machave, Gopiyon ke sang Raas rachave, Murli bajake Mann harshave, hai Natkhat Nand Gopal...Happy Janmashtmi.

Hathi Ghoda Palki

..^..@
,(-_-),
'\'''''.\'='-.
\/..\\,'
//"")
(\ /
\ |,
,, ',"
Hathi Ghoda Palki Jai Kanhiya Lal ki.
Happy Janmastami.
Jai Shri Krishna..
Raadhe Raadhe.

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Boy To Friend

Boy- Mere friend ne chupke se mere mobile se meri gf ka no. Le Liya.

Friend- Phir kya hua?

Boy- Bewkoof kal raat se khud ki behan ko romantic MSG bhej raha hai.

Achha To Chhone Ki Taiyali

('.')
<')I('>
_/''\_
accha to chone ki taiyali ho layi hai,
nini bhi aa layi hodi, accha to meli talaf se aapto gudnight and shueet dleams.
Happy ninni.:-)

Zameen Pe Wo Hamara

zamin pe wo hamara naam likhte hain, mitate hai.

zamin pe wo hamara naam likhte hain, mitate hai.

unka to timepass ho jata hai,
kambkhat mitti mein hum mil jate hai.

Newly Married Husband

Newly married Husband
saves his wife's number on mobile as
"MY LIFE"

After 1year:
"MY WIFE"
2 years:
"HOME"
3 Years:
"HITLER"
& after 5 years:
WRONG NUMBER...?

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Mainu Dova Vich Fark

Menu dowa ch fark na jaape.. ik rab te dooja maape!
.
.
.
.
.
.
,
.
.
.
.
.
.
Na rab meri sunda te na maape...!

Forest Department Ki Taraf Se

"FOREST DEPARTMENT KI TARAF SE BEST MSG"........."Pedo se bhi utna hi Pyar karo jitna Pedo ke niche beth ke karte ho"....!!

Friday, August 19, 2011

Chaand Kahan Hai


G.f - chaand kahan hai.?
B.f - chand do hain, ek tum aur ek upar.

After marriage:
Biwi - chand kahan hai.
Pati - andhi hai.? Wo uper kya tera baap bulb jala k baitha hai.

Lover To Girlfriend

Aaj Ka LOVER To His GIRLFRIEND-

Yu Mat Khinch
Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf SANAM..
..
..
..
..
..
..
Branded T-SHIRT Hai, Phat Gayi Ta CHAPPEDA Bohat Peniya Tere..

Girl To Rikshawala

Rikshe par baithi ladki boli- riksha dhire chala mera Dood uchhal raha hai.
Rikhsewala- BRA nahi pehni ho kya? Ladki- arey mere dibbe ka dudh chalak raha hai.

Difference Between Boy And Girl

What is the difference When
A Girl Wears A Mini Skirt &
A Boy Wears a Mini Skirt?

Ans:
The Girl Will Look
SEXY
&
The Boy
.
.
.
A CHURCH BELL! ;)

Thursday, August 18, 2011

20 Saal Pehle

20 saal phle

1 samosa 50 paise ka
or
1 call 7 rs ka tha


or aaj
1 call 50 paise ka aur
samosa 7 rs ka hai


MORAL-MEHNGAI NAHI BADI BAS KIMTE IDHAR KI UDHAR HO GYI HAIN....

20 Saal Pehle

20 saal phle

1 samosa 50 paise ka
or
1 call 7 rs ka tha


or aaj
1 call 50 paise ka aur
samosa 7 rs ka hai


MORAL-MEHNGAI NAHI BADI BAS KIMTE IDHAR KI UDHAR HO GYI HAIN....

Jatt To Doctor

JATT- doctor saab sadi majh turri ni khandi.
Doctor- hor ki khandi hai....
Jatt- gajraan.
Doctor- tuhanu taan wadia, gobar di jagah gajrela dau gi.

Send To All

Send 2 All And Know About Ur Voice,
The Way I Speak Is---?
1.Childish
2.Cool
3.Sentiment
4.Full Of Attitude
5.Lovely
6.Shy
7.Attractive
8.Irritate
Reply Me...!

Parinde Laut Aaye

PARINDE Laut Aye Apne GHAR Ko,

Use Bhi Ab Laut Aana CHAHIYE Tha,

Bhala Aise Bhi Kabhi Koi RUTH' ta Hai,

Use To Bas Ek BAHANA Chahiye Tha..

Parinde Laut Aaye

PARINDE Laut Aye Apne GHAR Ko,

Use Bhi Ab Laut Aana CHAHIYE Tha,

Bhala Aise Bhi Kabhi Koi RUTH' ta Hai,

Use To Bas Ek BAHANA Chahiye Tha..

Apna Address Daso Tuhade Ghar Aauna ae


Boy: Apna address daso tuhade ghar auna ae.
Girl: Jithe crow bolda howe aa jawi
Boy: Crow te kise ghar v bol skda
Girl: Tu v ta shhiter e khane ne, kito v kha lai..

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Jai Shri Krishna

Ye msg dil khol ke forward karo agar KRISHAN JI ne chaha to aaj apki sab se badi problem hal ho jayegi
JAI SHREE KRISHNA


Don't delete Azma lo...

Mar Jaoon Main Agar

Mar jaoon main agar to aansu mat bahana, bas kafan ki jagah apna dupatta chada jana, koi pooche ki rog kya tha, to sir jhuka ke mohabbat bata jana.

Har Sapna Khushi Ka

Har sapna khushi ka pura nahi hota, koi kisi ke bina adhura nahi hota,
Jo rosan karta hai sab rato ko,
Vo chand bhi to har rat ko pura nhi hota.

Aansuo Ke Girne Ki

Aansuo ke girne ki aahat nahi hoti, Dil ke tootne ki awaaz nahi hoti, Agar hota khuda ko ehsaas dard ka, to use dard dene ki Aadat nahi hoti.

Na Jane Kyon Gale Se


"Na Jane Kyon Gale Se Lipat Kar Rone Lagi Jab Hum Barso Baad Mile.?

Jate Huye Jisne Kaha Tha

"Ke Tum Jaise Lakhon Milenge..""

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Nurse To Pregnant Lady


Nurse 2 Pregnant lady: Waqt Nahi Ye Rone ka,
Ye Waqt hai Bacha hone ka,
Us waqt kyo nahi Roi thi,
Jab chipak k Soi thi,
ab Jo kiya Use bharo,
Us Waqt kehti thi or kro or kro.

Bhari Mehfil Mein Tanha

Bhari mehfil mein tanha rehna achha lagta hai,
tere bare mein sochte rehna achha lagta hai,
kabhi phulon mein kaliyon mein tujhko hi dhundte rehna achha lagta hai,
meri zindagi ki khushiyan tumhi se hain,
rab se sirf tumhe hi mangna achha lagta hai,
hamare darmiyan hain sadiyo ka fasla,
kuch is tarha guftgu karna achha lagta hai,
tumhare bagair zindgi ka koi tasavur nahi hai,
kuch is tarha tumhari tamanna karna achha lagta hai,
tum hi ko chaha tum hi ko chahtey hain,
tumhi ko chahtey rehna achha lagta hai...

Khargosh And Kachua

Khargosh de B.Ed ch 75% aye te kachue de 50%.
Phir v kachue da admission M.Ed wich ho gya.

Why

Why

Why
Sports quota ji.
MITRA NE NIKKE HUNDE race jiti c na.

Reply Me Now

Reply Me Now

Apna sabse pyare person ke name ka "FOURTH" letter batao.
vo kya sochta hai ye hum batayenge

its really very intersting.

Aaj Se Main Aapko


Aaj se main aapko kya keh kar pukaru?
Tell Me One No
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16
Reply Me.
Its Interesting.
Saal bhar wahi pukarunga,
SocH kar no. choose karna.

Monday, August 15, 2011

Aj Oh Mainu Ruse Nu

Aj oh mainu ruse hoye nu manaun ayi, gile shikwe sare mitaun ayi. Mai chup chap sunda reha koi hungara bharya na, aj oh apne dil da hal sunaun ayi, Ro ro k mafi mangi, aj oh apne to bewafa da dag mitaun ayi, Mai khudgarj bas peya hi reha, uth k ohde hanju poonj na sakya jo meri kabar te deep jalaun ayi.

Teacher To Student

Teacher-Itne din se kaha the?
Student- Birdflu tha.
Teacher-Par ye to Birds mein hota hai.
Student- saale tune Insaan samjha hi kaha,
roz to Murga bana deta hai.

Hanju Saadi Takdir Sajna

(é - - -
> (
(é - - -
hanju sadi takdir asin hanjuan de vich rul jana, asin umaran tak tuhanu yaad rakhna,
par tusi houli houli bhul jana....

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Happy Independence Day


.==--..__..-=-._;
!!==--..@..-=-._;
!!==--..__..-=-._;
!!
!!
!!
Aaj ye TIRANGA har Hindustani k inbox me hona chahiye
"VANDE MATRAM"
JAI HIND
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY..

Kyon Yaad Aata Hai Wo

Kyu yaad aata hai wo kal jo lot ke nahi aayega, itna malum na tha ke waqt is kadar rulayega, ji bhar ke jilo aaj ko yaaro kyoki.. Yeh aaj fir kal ban jayega.

15 August Aa Raha Hai

15 Aug aa raha hai.
.
Aapke pas Manmohan ya soniya gandhi ka call aayega..
.
Aapse mera Number mange to mat dena.
mujhse nhi hota
.
ye bar bar chief guest banna.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Ae Mere Chahne Walo

Ae mere chahne walo, Kabhi apna bhi Zamana tha, Sara Sahar apna Diwana tha, Tum to karte ho Dosto se dosti, apna to Dushmano se bhi Yarana tha..

Chandan Ki Lakdi

CHANDAN ki lakri foolon ka har, AUGUST ka mahina savan ki phuhar, Bhaiya ki kalai bahen ka pyar, mubarak ho apko Rakshabandan ka tyohar.

Friday, August 12, 2011

Kami Nahi Hoti Kisi Ke

Kami Nahi Hoti Kisi Ke Door Jane Se,
Gam Zaroor Hota Hai Kisi K Bhool Jane Se,
Jise Judai Ka Ehsaas Tak Nai,
Jane Q Ansu Aa jaate Hain Uski Yaad Aane Se.

Bewafa Se Umid-E-Wafa

Bewafa Se Umid-E-wafa Mat Rakna,
Lut Jaoge Apna Darwaza Khula Mat Rakhna,
Khwaish Hai Agar Jannat Mein Jane Ki
"Maa_Baap" Ko Apne Se Juda Mat Rakhna..

Heer Ranjhe Ko

Heer ne ranjhe ko 1 ped K piche dekha or boli
Tum ranjha hona ?
ranjha bola ha
Phir kuch der bad use jhariyon K piche dekha to boli
Tum ranjha hona ?
Wo bola ha

Phir kuch der bad use deewar K piche dekha or kaha
Tum ranjha hona ?

ranjha bola
HAAN Haan kuttiye.
Main ranjha ha
tu tatti karn deni aa K nahi??

Zindagi Mein Paisa Pyar

Zindagi mein Paisa, Pyar, Dost,
sab kuch aata hai jata hai.!
Par tode gaye daant phir nahi aate.!
Samajdar ho.!
Umeed hai SmS bhejte rahoge.!!

Doctor To Pagal

Dr. Pagal se: "Tum Pagal kese hue?
Pagal-Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki,
uski Jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne Shadi ki,
To Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gai-
Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behan hui,
Magar main uski Nani ka Shohar tha isliye wo meri Nawasi b hui,
Isi Tarah mera Beta apni Dadi ka Bhai ban gaya or main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur mera Baap mera Damad ban gaya aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya aur..aur..
Dr: Abey chup kr saale mujhe b Pagal karega kya.

Kuch Der Wo Humein Dekhkar

aRz kiya hai..
kuch deR vo humein dekhkaR muskuRate Rahe
wah wah. . .
kuch deR vo humein dekhkaR muskuRate Rahe

thodi deR baad meRa v haasa nikal geya:)

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Young Girl To Media

An old rich man married a young girl.
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Media ne girl se puchha, Aapne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl-Ek to inki
"in-come"
aur dusre inke
"din-come"!

Knowing A Friend Like You

Knowing a friend like you has made me happy in million ways and if ever i have to let you go, i would find a million reasons to make you stay.

Hum Unse Or Wo Humse

Hum unse or wo humse juda ho gaye, aa gaye wo mere janaze mein to saare vaade wafa ho gaye, jhuk kar usne meri kabar se kaha, aap to sach mein humse khafa ho gaye.

Aj Hasde Khed De Aa

Aj hasde khed de aa, kade din maut wale v aunge, akhri waqt ch apne begane sab yaad aunge, kuj yaaran di yaari yad au, kujh de dite dhokhe staunge, kuj ne vain paune te kuj meri maut da jashan manaunge, kujh tan dilo dukhi honge, par kujh riti riwaj hi nibhaun ge, dina vich is pagal nimane nu bhul jana bahuteya ne, jigri YAAR mere umran layi SOG manaun ge.

Ek Aurat Koma Mein Chali Gayi

Ek aurat koma mein chali gayi,
pati murda samaj kar jalane chala,
raaste mein arthi khambe se takrane se aurat ko hosh aa gaya,
ek saal baad aurat sach mein mar gayi,
sab log RAM RAM SATYA hai bolte ja rahe the,
lekin pati ki zuban pe ek hi baat thi,
KHAMBA BACHA KE!
KHAMBA BACHA KE!

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Biwi To Pati

BIWI- Aapne shaadi se pehle kyon nahi bataya ke aapki pehle hi RANI naam ki biwi hai.
PATI- Maine shaadi se pehle bataya to tha ke mein tumhe RANI ki tarah rakhunga.

Ek Ladki Fauj Mein

Ek ladki fauj mein bharti mein bharti huyi friend ne pucha, kaisi life hai waha? Ladki- khak life! Sara din "YES SIR" karne mein aur saari raat "BAS SIR" karne mein nikal jaati hai.

First Relation In Earth

F- First, R- Relation, In- In the, E- Earth that, N- Never dies. I am proud to have a FRIEND like You.

Monday, August 8, 2011

3Aadmi Picnic Par

3 aadmi picnic par gaye vahan jaa kar unhe yaad aya ke PEPSI to ghar bhul gaye,
decide kiya ke sab se chota aadmi ja kar PEPSI le aye,
CHOTA AADMI- main is shart par jata hu ke tum mere aane tak samose nahi khaoge,
dono ne kaha thik hai,
2 din guzar gaye, chota aadmi nahi aya,
dono ne socha ke ab samosa kha lena chahiye, jaise hi samosa uthaya chota aadmi ped ke peeche se nikal kar bola,
aisa karoge to main nahi jaunga..

A Superb Thought

A superb thought for all those who love their FRIENDS.
A good friend never allows you to do WRONG THINGS.
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.
.
ALONE.

Friday, August 5, 2011

Sohni Jind Aiven

Sohni jind aiven gawai nahi jandi,
preet har kise naal payi nahi jandi,
je kite hove dosti kise naal sache dilo,
te oh dosti mar ke v bhulai nahi jandi..

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Bhulenge Wo Bhulna Jinka

Bhulenge wo bhulna jinka kaam hai,
meri to dosto ke bina gujarti nahi shaam hai,
kaise bhulu main unko jo meri zindagi ka dusra naam hai.

Ek Aadmi Zor Zor Se

Ek aadmi zor zor se chilla raha tha, "sher ka pinjra 20 rs mein,
sher ka pinjra 20 rs mein."
logon ne paas jakar dekha to saala underwear bech raha tha.

Kyon Koi Hasta Hai

Kyon koi hasta hai rone ke baad,
jeena fir bhi padta hai sab kuch khone ke baad,
socha ke aaj sabko sms bhej du,
shayad meri subah na aaye aaj sone ke baad.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Hanju Meri Takdir Sajna

Hanju meri takdir sajna,
main hanjuan vich rul jana,
main umraan tak tenu yaad rakhna,
tu holi holi mainu bhul jana.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

If Girl In Love

If girl in love, her parents ask who is that IDIOT?
if boy in love, his parents ask idiot, who is that girl.
MORAL- no matter whoever in love boys are always IDIOTS..

Konse 3 Rose

Konse 3 rose aap mujhe doge or kyon?
RED- i love u
PINK- sweet
PURPLE- hot
LIME- cute
GREY- smart
WHITE- nice person
BLACK- lovely
YELLOW- best friend
GREEN- life partner
plz reply

Monday, August 1, 2011

Zindagi Aapko Itne Tohfe De

Zindagi aapko itne tohfe de,

ke aap tohfa kharidna bhul jaye,

itni khushi de ke udaas hona bhul jaye,

par itne saare friend na de ki aap humein bhul jaye.

Ki Haal Hai

ki haal hai
ek sawaal jo aapki neend haraam kar dega,
Sawal- ladki jab badi hoti to uski kaun si chiz chotti hoti jaati hai. ?
send me ans..

Ki Haal Hai

ki haal hai
ek sawaal jo aapki neend haraam kar dega,
Sawal- ladki jab badi hoti to uski kaun si chiz chotti hoti jaati hai. ?
send me ans..

Happy Friendship Day

I like you friend
happy 01.08.2011 friendship day"
"my first wishes for you"