Friday, September 30, 2011

Your Style Is So Rocking

Your Style is,
So Rocking




Wah Wah



Your Style is,
So Rocking

Wah wah..

Don't take it seriously
I m just joking..! Ha ha ha ha.

Wife Ko Yakeen Tha



Wife ko yakeen tha ke pati aur Noukrani ka relation hai,
pakadne ke liye plan banaya

aur naukrani ko chupke se chutti pe bhej diya,

raat ko pati ka pet dard hua aur wo toilet gaya, wife noukrani ke bed pe jaa ke so gayi,

aur light off kar di

room mein kaam shuru ho gaya

kaam karne ke baad
wife boli: tum mujhe yaha dekh ke chakit hoge

& light on kar di

Watchman bola: sorry Madam

Moral: jo zyada smart banta hai, uske saath aise hi hota hai..!!

Ek Kavi Kangali Se Tang Aa Kar

1 kavi kangaali se tang aa kar daaka dalne bank gaya or kaha-
Arz hai,
Takdeer mein jo hai wahi Milega..
Hands Up koi apni Jagah se nahi Hilega.
Cashier se- Apne kuch khwab apni aankhon se nikal do, jo kuch bhi tumhare paas ho wo is bag mein daal do.
Bahut koshish karta hu teri yaad bhulane ki, koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki,
Jate huye arz hai- Bhula de mujhe kya jata hai tera, main goli maar dunga jisne picha kiya mera.

Kalam Se Dil Ki Awaaz

Kalam Se Dil Ki Awaaz Likhta Hu,
Gum Aur Judai Ke Andaz-E-Bayan Likhta Hu,
Rukte Nahin Aankhon Se Aansu,
Jab Bhi Uski Yaad Mein Alfaz Likta Hu.

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Bin Baat Ke Hi Ruthne Ki

Bin Baat Ke Hi Ruthne Ki Aadat Hai,

Ki$i Apne Ka saath na Paane ki Aadat Hai,

Tum Khu$h Raho Do$t Mera Kya Hai,
Mein To Aina Hu Mujhe To Tutne Ki Aadat Hai.

I Adjust With Many

I adjust with many and so they are my friends.. i don't adjust with a few but they are my best friends...:):)

Saath Dena Ho To

Special Msg
"SATH" Dena Ho To Umar Bhar Ka Dena,



Do Pal Ka "SATH" To Kandha Dene Wale Bhi De Diya Karte Hain...

Kaash Ye Faasle Na Hote

Kaash ye faasle na hote..

kaash ye duriyan na hoti..

kaash hum sath hote...

to..







to..




to




to




to




Yaar mere sms ke paise bach jate.;-)

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Colgate Se Daant Saaf Karne Ka

Colgate se daant saf karne ka, Pepsodent se majboot karne ka, Babul se fresh karne ka, AGAR PHIR BHI SAFED AUR CHAMAKDAR NA HO TO Bindaas HARPIC USE KARNE KA. ka, AGAR PHIR BHI SAFED AUR CHAMAKDAR NA HO TO Bindaas HARPIC USE KARNE KA.

Teacher To Student

Master-kaka padh leya kar,
teri umar ch ta Gandhi ne B.A. kar liti si.

Student-master ji tusi v kuch sikh liya karo,
tuhadi umar ch ta Bhagat singh ne fansi le li si.

This Is To Inform All

This is to inform all proud Indians --who may or may not be aware -that 28th september is the birth date of Shaheed BHAGAT SINGH JI...he was born on 28th sept 1907......

So let us all celebrate the birthday of our greatest freedom fighter ....SARDAR BHAGAT SINGH JI...........

Ek Machar Ne Aadmi Ko

Machar ne aadmi ko din main kaat liya.
Aadmi:-tum to raat mein kaat te ho, din mein kyon kaata?
Machar:-Ghar ke halat kharab hain "OVER TIME" kar raha hu.....ain "OVER TIME" kar raha hu.....

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Ek Jungle Mein Cheeta

Ek Jungle Mein Cheeta Bidi Pine Wala Tha Ke 1Chuha Aya Or Bola
Bhai, Nasha Chhod Do, Aao Mere saath, Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai.
Cheeta Chuhe Ke saath Chal Dia.
Aage Hathi Drugs Le Raha Tha. Chuhe Ne Usey Bhi yahi sab Kaha, Haati Bhi saath Chal diya. Aage Sher Whisky Pine Wala Tha. Chuhe Ne Usey Bhi kaha. Sher Ne Glass Rakha Or Chuhe Ko 5 Jhapad Mare. Haathi- Kyu Maar Rahe Ho Bechare Ko?
Sher- Iss saale Ne Kal bhi bhang pi ke Mujhe 3 Ghante Jungle Mein Ghumaya tha !!

Lover To His Girlfriend

Aaj ka Lover to his Girlfriend-
.

Yu mat khinch

tu mujhe apni taraf jaan..

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Branded T-shirt hai, phat gayi taan rabb di sou chapeda bahut penian tere.:-D

Begger To Girl

1 GIRL Park Mein Bench Pe
Baithi Thi
BHIKHARI-Darling, I LOVE
U
GIRL-IDIOT, Main Waisi
Ladki Nahi Hu.
BHIKHARI-Phir Tum
Mere BED Par kYa kar Rahi
Ho..

Monday, September 26, 2011

Har Din Aata Hai

Har Din Aata Hai,
Har Din Jata Hai,
Meri Dua Hai Rab Se Aapko Woh Sab Kuch Mile,
Jo Aapka
+""+.+""+
+ DiL +
"+ +"
"+"
Chahta Hai.. Hai..

Parkhte Toh Log Unhe Hain

"Parkhte toh log unhe hai jis ko pane ki khawaish rakhte hain..

Varna..
Äage chale jate hain log keemat puchnE ke baad...

Lamho Ki Ik Kitab Hai Zindagi

Lamho ki ik kitab hai zindagi,
Saanson aur khayalon ka hisab hai zindagi,
Kuch zaruratein puri kuch khwahishein adhuri,
Bas inhi sawalon ka jawab hai zindagi.

Har Baarish Mein Yeh Dua

Har Baarish mein ye hi Dua hai meri...
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Ki
.
"Barish ki jitni bunde Zameen par gire,

"Utni baar aap Slip ho ke gire..
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"Khushiyo ke Samandar main..~

Life Is Not An Ipod

Life is not an ipod to listen to your favourite songs.

It is a radio, you must adjust yourself to every frequency & enjoy whatever comes in it...!!

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Demotion Of Salman Khan

Demotion of Salman Khan

2009-Wanted=IPS
2010-Dabang=Inspctor
2011=BodyGuard

Upcoming Films-
2012=Security Guard
2013=Watch Man
2014=Postman:-D;-)

Father To Son

Papa-Beta, vehla na baith Padai kar lai.

Son- Fer ki houga?

Papa- Fer tenu jada knowledge milugi.

Son- Fer ki houga?

Papa- Fer tere vadia number aunge.

Son- Fer ?

Papa- Fer tenu vadia college admission milugi.

Son- Fer ?

Papa- Fer tenu vadia job milugi.

Son- Fer ?

Papa- Fer tenu vadia salary milugi.

Son- Fer ?

Papa- Fer tere bade naukar-chakar honge.

Son- Fer ?

Papa- Fer tenu koi kam ni karna pena, Tu bas beh ke aram kari te aish kari.

Son- TE HUN MAIN KI KARDA PYAAN?

Har Mulakaat Par Waqt Ka

Har mulaqat par waqt ka takaza hua, har yaad pe dil ka dard taza hua, suni thi sirf gazlo mein judai ki baatein, ab khud pe biti to haqiqat ka andaza hua. . . .?

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Kya Mangu Khuda Se

Kya maangu khuda se tumhe pane ke bad, Kiska karu intezar tere baad, Kyun jaan luta dete hain log, Malum hua tumhe pane ke bad.

Ek Ladki Roz Gali Se

1 Ladki roz gali se guzra karti thi...
apne chehre ko naqab se dhak kar rakhti thi,
1ladka uspe marta tha...
shayad wo use dil se pyar karta tha,
1din ladki ne us ladke ke padosi se pucha.
kaha gya wo aashiq ?
to usne bataya aapko aane mein der ho gayi,
us diwane ki kal rat maut ho gayi,
Padosi ne apna farz nibhaya,
ladki ko qabar tak le aya,
Ladki qabar par rone lagi,
apne aansu se qabar ko dhone lagi,
Qabar se aawaz aayi,
"A KHUDA YE KESA INQALAB AYA Hai,
AAJ MEIN PARDE MEIN HU OR MERA MEHBUB BENAQAB AYA Hai..

Chain Msg By Boy

Chain msg by Boy:
Plz is msg ko itna forward karein ke.

Meri girlfriend tak pahuch jaye.

Jaan tune sim change kar ke acha nahi Kiya. Marja kuTTi!:-D:-D:-D

Friday, September 23, 2011

Any Nick Name For Me

Q.Any nick name 4 me?
A.
Q.Meri special aadat?
A.
Q.I luk like?
A.
Q.mera phone aapke paas ho aap kya check karoge?
A.
Q.mujhe dekte hi aapka pehla word?
A.
Reply plz.

1st Baby To 2nd

1st baby-"Mere papa bahut darpok hain".

2nd baby-"WHY?

1st baby- "Jab bhi road cross karte hain,
Meri ungli pakad lete hai aur kehte hai chhorna matt.

Dosto Ki Judai Ka Gum Na Karna

Dosto ki judai ka gum na karna,
Door raho to bhi dosti kam na karna,
Agar mile zindagi ke kisi mod par hum,
To humein dekh kar apni aankhein band na karna....

Khuda Dil Ke Irade Aazmata Hai

Khuda Dil ke irade Aazmata hai,

Sapno ke Parde Ankhon se Hatata hai,

Hosla Mat Hariyega ZINDGI mein kabhi,

Kyun ki thoda DARD hi insaan ko JEENA Sikhata hai..

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Man Asked Receptionist

A Man Made A Call To Airport & Asked:

"How Long Is The Journey From Punjab To America?"

Receptionist:
Two Second Sir.

Man: "OK ! Thank You"

Ek Aadmi Plane Mein

Ek Aadmi 1st time plane mein baitha jaise hi plane ka tyre upar utha,

Aadmi pilot ko maarne laga aur bola: Saale main pehle hi dara hua hu aur tu stunt maar raha hai.?

I Was Talking About My Exams



BF: I cheated..
.
GF: So what? Do you think i love you?
I was cheating on you 4 d past 2 years. You are just for fun!
.
BF cried and said: you bitch.. i was talking about my exams..:

Bari Barsi Khatan Gaya Si


Bari barsi khattan gaya c,
khat khat ke leyandi TIE.....
Jehda eh msg agge na bheje....
Oh "moge aali pinky" da bhai...

Kis Hadd Tak Jana Hai

Kis hadd tak jana hai kon janta hai,
Kis manzil tak janta hai ye kon janta hai,
PYAR ke do pal jee bhar ke jee lo.
Kis roz bichadna hai ye kon janta hai.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Ek Waqt Tha Jab

1waqt tha ke duniya ke saare log apne kaam-kaj chod ke mere msg padhte the..
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Masha allah!
Aj bhi Wahi rutba kayam hai..! WAH

Thodi Macchliyan Bhej Rahe Hain

><((:> ><(((:>
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><((:> ><(((:>
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><(((:>
thodi Machhliyan Bhej Rahe Hain, kyunki mujhe pata Hai ki.
"Aapka DIL Dariya hai"
tairti rahengi...

Dost Chahe Kaisa Bhi Ho

Dost chahe kaisa bhi ho Aavara, Pagal, Lafanga Par jab uska sms aata hai to chehre Pe ajib si smile aati hai or tab mehsus hota hai sala tedha hai par mera hai.!:-)

Ek Aadmi Apni Saliyo Ke Liye

Ek aadmi apni saliyo ke liye chudiya le ke gaya.. Saliyo ne kaha jijaji aap hi pehna do na..
Aadmi: oye Rabba, pehle pata hota to bra le ke aata!:-)

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

5th Class Boy Seeing Anna

5th Class Boy, After Seeing ANNA, daily on TV :
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"Mummy, inhe koi roko, nahi to HISTORY mein ek aur CHAPTER badh jaayegaa":)

Boy To His Friend

Boy:-1 problem hai yaar,
Meri beti Jawaan ho gai hai kya karu?

Friend:-Jawaan ho gayi hai..
to Border pe bhej de,
saare jawan wahi jate hain.

Mohabbat Wo Hasin Gunah Hai

Mohobbat wo hasin gunah hai,
jise har insaan khushi se karta hai,
par mohobbat mein intazar wo saja hai,
jo sirf wohi karta hai jo sach mein mohobbat karta hai.

Boy To Friend

Boy: Yaar yeh *Aaho* kaun log bolte hain?
Friend: Yeh jo jahil aur anpadh log hote hain wo bolte hain.
Boy: Acha aap padhe likhe ho?
Friend: Aaho :-)

Monday, September 19, 2011

Similarity Between Teacher And Mother

TEACHER ka darja MAA se bhi ucha kyon hota hai?


- Kyonki Maa LORI se ek bacche ko sula deti hai. But Teacher apne LECTURE se puri class ko sula deti hai.

Kamyabi Hoslo Se Milti Hai

Kamyabi Hoslo Se Milti Hai,
Or
Hosle Dosto Se Milte Hain,
Or
Dost
Muqadar Walo Ko Milte Hain,
Is Liye

Nalayko
MERI QADAR KIYA KARO
"Kamyabi Tumhare Kadam Chumegi"

Cat To Elephant

Cat: How old are you?
Elephant: 5year
Cat: But you look big
Elephant: I am a COMPLAN BOY
Cat: I am 30years
Elephant: But you look so small
Cat: PONDS MIRACLE, BADHTI UMAR MANO THAM SI jaye.:D

Chinti To Driver

CHINTI Auto mein baithi aur 1 pair bahar
rakha.
Driver-Mam pair andar
rakho.
CHINTI-Nahi, raste mein HATHI mile to
LAAT maarni hai, kal saala aankh maar ke gya
tha.

Tut Jata Hai Gareebi Mein

Tut jata hai gareebi mein wo rishta jo sabse khaas hota hai,

Aur hazaro yaar ban jate hain jab paisa aadmi ke paas hota hai.

Sunday, September 18, 2011

This Msg Is Just

This msg is just to remind you of our friendship...and thanking you 4 being my friend...

"Kyunki Har Ek Friend Zaruri Hota hai.. - :)

Boy To Doctor

Doctor-Agar 1 Ghanta Pehle Le Aate To Hum Isko Bacha Lete.

Boy-Abey, Saale
15 Minute Pehle To Accident Hua Hai.

A Bird To Bee

A bird asked a bee,
you work so hard to get honey
&
people steal..
Don't you feel sad?
Bee- no, bcoz they can never steal my art of MAKING HONEY..!!

Teacher To Student

Madam: Baccho, You all have to write an essay in English on "My Teacher"

After 5 minutes
A student stand up & asked

Mam "Niri Agg" nu English ch ki kehnde ne?

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Shikwa Uski Yaadon Se is Tarah Kiya Humne


Shikwa uski yaadon se is tarah kiya humne,

hasti huyi shama ko rula diya humne,

ek lamha diya tha usne jine ke liye,

aur usme zindagi ko bita diya humne..

Select One Code

Select 1 code aur fir dekhe ke aap kis cheez mein mahir ho. .
*-12-*
*-23-*
*-34-*
*-45-*
*-56-*
*-67-*
*-78-*
*-88-*

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Friday, September 16, 2011

Wo Aksar Humse

Woh aksar humse 1 wada karte the k.."AAPKO TO HUM APNA BANA KE HI CHHODENGE."
Aur phir 1 din unhone apna wada pura kar diya.. "HUME APNA BANA KAR CHHOD DIYA!"

Kya Kar Rahe Ho


Girl - Kya kar rahe ho.
Boy - Makhiyan maar raha hoon.
Girl - Kitni mari.
Boy - 5, 3 male & 2 Female.
Girl - Kaise pata.
Boy -3 Beer bottle pe chipki thi aur 2 phone par.

Premi To Premika

PREMI:A bewafa tune dil jala diya, dil jalakar raakh kar diya PREMIKA:Teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi, bhej de "RAAKH" bartan majne ke kaam aayegi.

Je Ruk Jaave Meri Dhadkan

"je ruk jawe meri dhadkan, tan isnu maut na samjna. . .



Kayi vaari ajeha hoya a OHNU yaad karde- karde."

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Paani Ki Boond Bahut

Pani ki boond bahut chhoti lagti hai, Par kahi 1 pyasa fool uska intezar karta hai, Usi tarah 1sms chota lagta hai, Par bhejne wala Dil se aapko yaad karta hai.

Wife To Husband

Wife (taare dekhte hue)-Batao wo kaun si Cheez hai jo tum Roz Dekh Sakte ho par Tod nahi sakte?
.

Husband-Main nahi bataunga

Wife-Bolo na plz

Husband-Tera Muh ;):@

New Morning New Dreams

"New" Morning
"New" Dreams
"New" Love
"New" plans
"New" efforts
"New" success
"New" feelings
i pray god to give you
"Happy" & "succesful" day. Gud morning g.

Koi Pyar Purana Nahi Hota

Koi pyar purana nahi hota,

Zindagi ka har pal suhana nahi hota,

Juda hona to kismat ki baat hai,

Par judai ka matlab bhulana nahi hota..

Wo Bachpan Bhi Kitna

wo bachpan bhi kitna haseen tha jab shar-e-aam roya karte the...!!!

ab ek bhi aansu nikle to log hazaaron sawaal karte hain...!!!

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Ek Din Saagar Ne

1 din SAAGAR ne NADI se puchha- kab tak milti rahogi mujh khaare pani se.

NADI ne hans kar kaha- jab tak tujhme mithaas na bhar dun tab tak.
THATS "RELATIONS"

Make The Most of It

M-ake the most of it.
O-pen your heart and mind.
R-emember to thank God.
N-ever frown.
I-magine me.
N-othing to worry.
G-ood Morning.

Purity Of Affection

Purity of affection between you and me is not about smiling after reading the forwarded messages...



Its about smiling just by seeing the name.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Kade Tusi V Saade Naal

Kade tusi v saade naal haske gal kar leya karo,
milne di fariyad kar leya karo,
1 asin haan
jo har waar shuruat karde haan,
kade tusi v sanu saade to pehla yaad kar leya karo..

Punjabi Goodnight For You

Punjabi goodnight 4 u...

Dil v 13
80 v tere.

Hor 10
ki haal A 13?

Yaran dostan nu inj nahi 27 da.

Ok G
Ijazat 2.

32 bujhao
te
100 jao...

Na Kabhi Muskurahat

Na kabhi muskurahat tere hothon se dur ho, Teri har khwaish haqiqat ko manzur ho, Jo tu ho kabhi mujhse khafa, Khuda na kare mujhse kabhi aisa kasoor ho.

Maa To Beta

Maa Bete Se: Uth Ja Kambakht, dekh Suraj Kab Ka Nikal aaya Hai.
Beta- Toh Kya Hua Maa,
Woh Sota Bhi To Mujhse Pehle Hai...!!!

Yaar Bandooka Varge

_Yaar bandooka warge_

_Ki karna talwaran nu_

_Lambia umran bakshi RABBA_

_Mere Anmulle yaaran nu_!

Monday, September 12, 2011

Wife To Husband

Biwi apne sharabi pati ko sudharne ke liye kaale kapde pahen kar ghar ke bahar khadi hui.
Pati: Tum Kaun ?
Biwi: Churrel
Pati: Haath mila main teri behan ka pati.

Ek Electric Taar Ko

Ek electric taar ko dusre electric taar se pyar ho jata hai. To aap is pyar ko kya naam denge.
Sochiye
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Nahi pata,
Arey
Current Affair.

Agar Aap Udaas

Agar aap udaas hote ho to sabse pehle aapko kon puchta hai
1 bro
2 sis
3 friend
4 mummy
5 papa
6 another one
7 lover
reply fast

Sunday, September 11, 2011

No Time For Msg

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c "c" c
>" < Hello!!! ,.,., ."c" ). >" < BUSY??? ,.., c" .) >" < NO TIME FOR MSG?

Hanji Vadde Log - Vaddian Gallan!!

You And Me

U+ME+3hour=??
1.Movie
2.Lots of laugh
3.Fight
4.gossip
5.Party
6.Candle light dinner
7.dance
8.Hug
9.Study
4wrd ths msg 2al and get intresting reply.
1st reply me.

Boy Date te Gaya


Boy Date te Gaya
After dinner Ahista se bola
Main tenu kuch kehna hai,
tu Naraz te nahi howengi?

Girl sharma ke-Nahi tusi Kaho na.

Boy-Bill adha adha kar laiye?

Aap Ki Taarif Mein

AAP ki TARIF Mein Chaar Line Pesh kar Rahe Hain,
Umid Hai Aapko wo Pasand AaYegi.
___________
___________
___________
___________
Gin lijiye puri hain.

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Jokes Ka Baap

Jokes_Ka_Baap
Which Line Is Used Very Often When We are With Friends?
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?
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Oye Kamino, Sab Chup Ho Jao,
Koi Gaali Mat Dena..
Ghar Se Phone Hai.

Ye Msg Wapas

Ye msg wapas send jarur karna.
aaj wishday hai.
agar aap ye padh rahe ho to aapki wish puri hogi.
wish mango or 4wd karo agar 3msg waps aaye to aapki wish puri
sach mein hogi.

You Are So Dheet

U * ** ****
U R ** ****
U R S* *****
U R SO *****
U R SO ****T
U R SO ***ET
U R SO **EET
"U R SO DHEET"

msg karne nahi hote aur tareefe chahiye.

Friday, September 9, 2011

Uth Kar Dekhiye

Uth Kar Dekhiye Subah Ka Nazara,
Hawa Bhi Hai Thandi mausam Bhi Hai Pyara,
So Gaya Chand Or Chhup Gya Har Ek Tara,
Kabool Ho ApKo Salaam-E-Subah Humara..
"GOOD-MORNING G"

Khuda Se Scooter Manga

Khuda Se Scooter Manga to Bike Mili,
Ghar Manga To flat Mila,
Phone Manga To Mobile Mila,
2 Lac Manga To Apka Adress Mila
To Kab Lene Aau?
Smile Mat Do
Time Do.

Waheguru Is Like

WAHEGURU is like a software.

He 'enters' your life,
'scans' your problem,
'edits' your tensions,
'downloads' solutions,
'delete' your worries
n 'saves' U

I Can do Anything 4 You


Boy- i can do anythng 4 you.
Girl- Will you die 4 me?
Boy- yes..
Girl- Will you delete your facebook a/c 4 me?
Boy- ja bhen ja ghar ja tere papa pareshan ho rahe honge..

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Loki Rab De Sahare

Loki rabb de sahare jee lainde, asi tere sahare jee laina, tera hanju ik nai giran dena..... Asi amrit samajh ke pee lena... Rabb warga hai yaar sada asi mandir ja ke ki lena....

Loki Rab De Sahare Jee Lainde

Loki rabb de sahare jee lainde,
asin tere sahare jee laina,
tera hanju ik nahi giran dena,
Asin amrit samjh ke pee lena,
Rabb warga hai yaar sada,
asin mandir ja ke ki lena....

What You Think

What you think of me..
(1) wish we Dated
(2) ChatterBox
(3) Adorable
(4) Future lover
(5) i want you
(6) Fun 2 hangout with
(7) funny
(8) childish
(9) Mummy's Child
(10) Freaky
(11) My Type
(12) special
(13) Jealous of you
(14)Love you
reply must:)

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Boy Loved A Girl


Boy loved a Girl very much....
He proposed but she didn't mind.
The boy approach the girl for the last time, that time a truck was speeding towards the girl, the boy ran fast and saved her, She asked....
How can you run so fast? the boy replied,
"Boost is the secret of my Energy" and instantly the girl shouted "OUR ENERGY" and they lived happily together drinking boost everyday.

Moral of the story:
I have free msgs so i can send whatever i want..

Kabhi Milte Khushi Se

Kabhi Milte Khusi Se Jhum Uthte The,
Aaj Dur Tak Kahi Wo Nazar Nhi Ate,
Kaise Kahe Ki Wo Humein Bhul Jaenge,
Wo to Kabi Mere Bin Reh Bhi Nahi Pate The.

Kabhi Mere Hi Aansu

Kabhi mere hi aansu mujse sawal krte hain,
Aap Q kisi ko itna yaad krte hain,
Jisko khabar hi nahi Hai in anmol aansuo ki,
Uske liye Q humein barbaad karte hain.

Tumhare Pen Mein INK Nhi Hai Kya


Sweet Flirt:
Boy: Tumhare Pen mein INK Nhi hai kya?

Girl: Andhe ho kya?
Chal to Raha hai..!

Boy: Accha to Apna mobile Number
Likh ke Dikhao.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Roj Taanke Udhede Jaate

Roj taanke udhede jaate hain,
roj main jakhm-e-jigar ko seeta hu,
jaane kyu aap log padhna chahte hain,
main na koi kuran hu na geeta hu.

God Pucha Kidhar Jana

God pucha- kidhar jana mangta? Swarag ya nark? Apun bola nark!! Malum kyun? Tum sala dost log udharich milega, bole to, jidhar tum, woich apun ka swarg...

Choose An Option

Choose an option than i will tell you ki aap kis tarah ke ho.
1.FACEWASH
2.PIZZA
3.Mobile
4.Pink dress
5.Soft music
6.Cute baby
7.Rainy day
Reply must.

Its Challenge For You


Its challenge 4 u...
ye 5 chezen hain jo hum roz dekhte hain...
spelling theek karna hai:

1.bloemi
2.lanbeac
3.beut ghtil
4.rtas lpsu
5.rirorm

Dimag lagao...DIMAG!..reply.

Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad

Ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna. Duniya mein kuch mile na mile..
2 chije hak se leni chahiye..
Samose de naal xtra chatni te Golgappe khaan to bad golgappe da pani...

Kisi Ke Dil Mein Basna

Kisi Ke DIL Mein Basna BURA To Nahi,
Kisi Ko Dil Mein Basana KHATA To Nahi,
Gunah Hoga Dunia Ki Nazar Mein Toh Kya Hua,
Kambakht Duniya Wale KHUDA To Nahi.

Monday, September 5, 2011

Good Morning Kya Hua Aise Udaas Kyon Ho

Good morning kya hua aise udas kyu ho?
Ok baba mat nahana. Now happy!
Ab aisi shakal kyu bana rahe HO?
Ok baba muh bi mat dhona OK! Ab to khush!
Gud morning.

Duniya Mein Hazaro Dost

Duniya Mein Hazaro Dost Banao.
Lekin Un Hazaro Mein Ek Dost aisa Banao
Jab Hazaro Log Apke Khilaf Ho To
Wo Apke Sath Un Hazaro Ke Khilaf Ho.

Wife's Letter To Husband

Village mein 1 lady thi..
Us lady ko letter likhna tha apne husband ko, Par wo janti nhi thi ke full stop kaha lagana hai..
Isliye jaha mann wahi laga deti thi..

Toh Letter kuch aisa hua:-
mere pyare
mera pranam apke charno mein. Apne abhi tak chithi nai likhi meri saheli ko. nokri mil gayi hai hamari gaai ko. Bachda diya hai dadaji ne. Sharab ki lat laga li hai maine. tumko bhaut khat likhe par tum nahi aye kutte ke bache. Bhedia kha gaya 2 mahine ka rashan. Chuti par aate samay le aana ek khubsurat aurat. Meri saheli ban gai hai. Aur is samay tv pe gana ga rai hai hamari bakri. Bech di gayi hai tumhari maa. Tumko bahut yaad kar rhi hai ek padosan. Humein tang karti hai tumhari Dasi. Gud night.

Paapiyo Ka Tiraskaar

Paapiyo ka tiraskar kabhi mat karo.

Pyar se gale lagakar unhe sudharne ka ek mauka dene se vo bhi nek insaan ban sakte hain.

Sada Khush Rahiye

Sada khush rahiye kyunki sab log aise insaan ka saath hi chahte hain jo hasne, muskurane aur jeevan ka anand lene mein unki madad karta hai.

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Je Chand Se Pyari

Je Chand se pyari ho muskaan aapki, taaron se bhi unchi ho udan aapki, hame bhi aapse milne ke liye appointment leni pade, rab kare aisi pehchan ho aapki.ari ho muskaan aapki, taaron se bhi unchi ho udan aapki, hame bhi aapse milne ke liye appointment leni pade, rab kare aisi pehchan ho aapki.

Girl To Doctor

Girl: meri skin bahut soft or sensitive hai,
or rang bi bahut gora hai.
Main sone se pehle kya laga ke soya karu??

Doctor: " Darwaje mein kundi "

Eh V Naseeban Diyan

Eh v naseba diyan gallan hundiyan ne, kade bullan te khushi te kade akha rondiyan ne, dua ta saare mangde ne hath jod ke, par "kabul nasiba walya diyan hundiya ne."

Dosto Ke Bina Zindagi

Dosto Ke bina Zindagi Veeran hoti Hai..Akele Har Raah Sunsan Hoti Hai, MERE JAISe Dost Ka Hona Zaruri Hai, Kyunki Uski Duaon Se Har Mushkil Asan Hoti Hai.

Chand Nikal Aaya Hai

, ,',' * ', ', , ' ,',',', ' chand nikal aaya hai.
Sabse pehli mubarkbad meri or se
"EID" mubark ho" my dear friend.

Friday, September 2, 2011

Happy Ganesh Chaturthi

)( . = . )( <>') )'<> (,,,)' '(,,,) happy ganesh chaturthi. This is lucky chhotu Ganpati.. Life mein aap jisko bhi khush dekhna chahte ho use zarur bhejo. )'<> (,,,)' '(,,,) happy ganesh chaturthi. This is lucky chhotu Ganpati.. Life mein aap jisko bhi khush dekhna chahte ho use zarur bhejo.

Jaagat Jot Shabad


Jaagat Jot Shabad Guru Dhan Dhan Shri GURU GRANTH SAHIB Ji de Parkash Purab Dian Lakh 2 Wadhayian.

Waheguru ji ka Khalsa
Waheguru ji ki Fateh..

Son To Mom

Beta-Kya Pari aakash mein udti hai.
Maa-Haan
Beta-To apni kamvali kyon nahi udti?
Maa-Wo Pari Nahi hai.
Beta-par Papa to use Pari kehte hain.
Maa-To kal subah hi ud jayegi!

Tere To Dur

"Tere" to dur ja k v dur ja nai hona, Dil kina roya "tere" to luka nai hona, Gam eh nhi ke "tenu" pa nahi hona, Gam eh hai ke "tenu" hun kade bhula nahi hona..
ja k v dur ja nai hona, Dil kina roya "tere" to luka nai hona, Gam eh nhi ke "tenu" pa nahi hona, Gam eh hai ke "tenu" hun kade bhula nahi hona..

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Fantastic Answer

Fantastic answer for, Why didn't you receive my Call? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

I was dancing at my Ringtone.

Young Generation Ko Tension Kab Hoti Hai

Young generation ko sabse zyada tension kab hoti hai?
Exams ke time?
Nahi
Tab hoti hai jab wo so kar uthe aur unka mobile mummy ke paas ho...

Diary Of A Baby

DIARY OF A BABY 15Jun: I got attached with ovary. 17Jun: I am a tissue now. 30Jun: Mom said to dad, "You're going to be a father" MOM AND DAD ARE VERY HAPPY. 15Jul: My food is what my mom eats. 15Sep: I can feel my heartbeat. 14Oct: I have little hands, legs, head and a stomach. 13Nov: Today I was in an ultrascan. Wow! I m a girl. 14Nov: I was DEAD! My mom and dad killed me. . . WHY? :( Is it just because I was a girl? People love to have A MOTHER, A WIFE, AND OF COURSE A GIRLFRIEND TOO THEN WHY NOT A DAUGHTER!?! IF You're A Human. . . PASS IT TO EVERY INBOX.15Jun: I got attached with ovary. 17Jun: I am a tissue now. 30Jun: Mom said to dad, "You're going to be a father" MOM AND DAD ARE VERY HAPPY. 15Jul: My food is what my mom eats. 15Sep: I can feel my heartbeat. 14Oct: I have little hands, legs, head and a stomach. 13Nov: Today I was in an ultrascan. Wow! I m a girl. 14Nov: I was DEAD! My mom and dad killed me. . . WHY? :( Is it just because I was a girl? People love to have A MOTHER, A WIFE, AND OF COURSE A GIRLFRIEND TOO THEN WHY NOT A DAUGHTER!?! IF You're A Human. . . PASS IT TO EVERY INBOX.

Good Night

Good Night ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Sweet Dreams ! ! ! ! ! Take Care ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! . . Ab aur kya dekh rahe ho? Bister, takiya, chaadar bhi SMS se bheju kya.