Monday, October 31, 2011

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Friday, October 28, 2011

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Saare Dostan Mitran Nu


Saare dostan mitran,
yaaran beliyan nu,
te ohna diyan saheliyan nu,
mere yaar beli sharabian nu,
te meriyan sohniyan bhabhian nu.
HAPPY DIWALI

Monday, October 24, 2011

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Tumhari Pasand Hamari



Tumhari pasand hamari chahat ban jaye,
Tumhari muskuraht dil ki rahat ban jaye,
Khuda khushiyon se itna khush kar de aapko,
Ke aapko khush dekhna hamari aadat ban jaye.

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Friday, October 21, 2011

Face Is The Important Part of Personality



Face is the important part of personality,
aapko mere face mein kya nazar aata hai:-
1)masumiyat
2)mohabbat
3)khubsurati
4)gussa
5)adaa
6)sharaarat
7)sadgi
8)ghamand
plz reply.

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Tajmahal Ke Kuch Sach



"TAJMAHAL KE KUCH ANJANEY AUR DARDNAK SUCH"

1. Mumtaz Shahjahan ki 7 biviyo mein se 4th biwi thi.

2. Shahjahan ne mumtaj se shaadi karne ke liye uske pehle husband ko maar diya tha.

3. Mumtaj ki mout uski 14th delivery ke karan huyi.

4. Uske baad shahjahan ne mumtaj ki behan se shaadi kar li thi.

5. Tajmahal banane wale sare karigaro ko shahjaha ne be-rehami se marwa diya tha.

Kya ab bhi aapko lagta hai ki Tajmahal sache pyar ki nishani hai?

Tajmahal sirf bhartiya kala ka ek ajooba hai.

Khud socho aur forward karke dusro ko bhi sochne pe mazboor kardo.

Its 100% true....

Bad News Punjabi Singer

Bad News Punjabi Singer
Bad news singer sherry maan died in accident he was driving his maruti on 250 mph.Babbu (jehra likhda gaane c) was wid him. Deep landi jeep vala got some scratches. Samri lost his memory and wont recognise his grlfrnds. Cheema 22 lost his eyesight and will never make daru on motor
*BHOG*at
Gills room:11am.
Khulla daru, smack, feem da langar chalega...
Saad sangat kirpa karke tomy de white kurte pajame hi paa ke aun...
Aenak armani la ke aun tanki ronde hoye vadia lagan.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Monday, October 17, 2011

Engineer, BBA Student and Sardar

Engineer, BBA Student and Sardar
1 ENGINEER

1 BBA Student or

1 Sardar

SHIP Mein Ja Rahe the,
1 JINN aa Gaya or Bola:

Samandar mein koi Cheez Phenko

Agar maine Dhond Li to main tumhe Maar Dunga

Or na Dhond Paya to main Tumhara Ghulam

Engineer ne Needle Phenki
JINN ne Dhond Li or Usey Maar Diya

BBA Student ne Memory Card Phenka
JINN ne Dhond Liya or Usey bhi Maar Diya

Sardar Ne Disprine Phenki
Wo Paani mein Ghul Gayi

Sardar Bola: Chal Beta Ghar Chal Bahut Kaam Pada Hai

JIN Shocked &
"SARDAR" ROCKED

Sunday, October 16, 2011

2 Ladkiyan 1 Mote Bacche Ko

hindi jokes

2 Ladkiya 1 mote bachhe ka pet dekh ke boli:-
"Oye mote yeh Paani ka Matka Kitne ka hai"?

Bacha Gusse mein Apni Pant Utaar kar bola:-
"NAL" ke saath Rs500".....

Cutest Msg Ever

Mom To Children 

Child To Girl


Agar Main Mar Gaya to Kya


Boy: agar main mar gaya to kya tum dusri shaadi karogi?
Girl: nahi main apni BEHAN ke saath reh lungi
Girl:agar main mar gayi to
Boy: Main bhi tumari BEHAN ke saath reh lunga.

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Life Is Not About Riding

Life Is Not About Riding
Life is not about riding BMW and Mercedes. Its about 3 friends on a single bike riding round the city. Life is not about 75Rs coffee at CCD. Its about many friends together sharing 10Rs dairy milk & still enjoying. Life is not boasting about a 350Rs movie ticket. Its about a few friends buying 50Rs ticket & wondering IS BAR POPCORN KAUN KHILAYEGA?? Life is not about eating at every expensive restaurant. Its about few friends, 1 stove, late night & boiling maggi. Life is not about 1.5 ton AC in 45 degrees. Its about few friends lying on the roof top in summer nights gazing at the stars & talking all the funny things.... Dedicated 2 all my true friends:-)

Friday, October 14, 2011

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Kal Teli Yaad Mein Main Itna Dub Gaya


Little BOY to his girlfriend:-

Kal teli yaad mein main itna Dub Gaya..
Kal teli yaad mein main itna Dub Gaya...

main potty kalne betha tha or pant kholna bhul gaya.:)

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Monday, October 10, 2011

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Saturday, October 8, 2011

Friday, October 7, 2011

Baarish Ka Mausam Hai



Baarish ka mausam hai,

Thandi hawa bhi chali hai,

Hum muskura rahe hain par ankhon mein nami hai,

Sab kuch hain zindagi mein,

Bas jise chahte hain uski kami hai.

Thursday, October 6, 2011

An Interesting Ques 4 U


An interesting ques 4 you!!
Agar ek din ke liye mera jawab har baat ke liye YES ho to aap mujhse kya mangoge??
Answer jarur dena hai i am waiting.
reply quick n honestly.

Tum Pass ho Gayi ho


Ladka : (class fellow se) Tum pass ho gayi ho,

ladki : haan

Muh to metha karwa do.

Ladki : kiss se ?

Ladka : Chalo isi se krwa do..

On This Special Day

On this special day,
as you celebrate valor and courage,
triumph of Good over Evil.
We wish you success and happiness in everything you do.
HAPPY DUSSEHRA.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Monday, October 3, 2011

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Saturday, October 1, 2011