Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Awaaz Se Pyaari Aankhein

Awaaz SE Pyari Aankhein,

Aankhon SE Pyari Sanse,

Sanso SE Pyara DIL,

DILSE Pyari Dhadkan,

Dhadkan Se Pyare Aap,

Or

Aapse Pyari aapki YAADEIN...

Raat De Hanere Vich


Raat de hanere vich Ohne meri hatheli te apni ungal naal likhea c,
"mainu tere naal pyar hai!
pata nahi kiven di siyahi c!?
Oh lafz mittde v nahi,
te dikhde v nahi..!!

Dua Hai Ke Teri Duniya Mein Koi Gam Na Ho


Dua hai ke teri duniya mein koi gam na ho,

dua hai ke teri muskaan kabhi kam na ho,

Agar kabhi teri palko mein aansu aye,

to dua hai ke uski wajah kabhi hum na ho.

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Main Uska Hu Wo Is Ehsaas

Main uska Hu WO Is Ehsaas se Inkaar Karti Hai,
Bhari Mehfil Mein Bhi Ruswa Mujhe Har Baar karti Hai,
Yakin Hai Duniya ko Khafa Hai Mujhse WO,

Par Mujhe Malum Hai fir Bhi MujHi Se Pyar karti hai.

Koi Door Hai To Koi Paas Hai

Koi door hai to koi pass hai, yeh waqt-waqt ki baat hai, hum-tum door hain to kya hua, apne pyaar ki yaadein to hemesha apne saath hain. :*

Ek Aurat Ek Bhikari Se

Ek Aurat Ek Bhikhari se-Maine Tumhe Pehle Kahin To Dekha Hai?
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Bhikhari-Kya Memsaab, Kal Hi To FACEBOOK pe CHAT Kiya Tha Mere Saath.

Monday, November 28, 2011

Bada Saath Dene Ka Vada Kiya Tha

Bada Saath Dene Ka Wada Kiya Tha,
Shikwa Sehne Ka Wada Kiya Tha,
Wo Humein Bhulakar Khush Hain To Gam Nahi,
Qki Humne To Use Khush Rakhne Ka Wada Kiya Tha..

Kehte Hain Phulon Ki Zuban Nahi Hoti

Kehte Hain Phulon ki Zuban Nahi Hoti,

Lafzo Mein Khushi Bayaan Nahi Hoti,

Mila Hai Msg Hamara To Qadar Kijiye,

HAMARI FURSAT HAr Kisi Par Meharbaan Nahi Hoti.

Miyya Biwi Ki Bolchal Band Thi

Miyya Biwi ki bolchal band thi.

Koi jaruri baat karni hoti to bacche ke jariye baat karte.

Ek din Husband ka karne ka mood ho gaya, usne bacche ko kaha: Beta apni Ammi se kaho ki letter type karna hai, type writer pe.

Biwi ne kaha: keh do laal ribbon laga hai baad mein karna.

3 din baad biwi ne kaha: beta apne Abbu se kaho letter type kar le

Husband: beta jao keh do, letter jaruri tha hath se likh liya..

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Choose Any One Number

Choose any 1 number.
Then i will tell you ke aap ko sabse jayda kaun miss Karta hai..
4,14,24,34,44,54,64....
jaldi reply karo.

Oh ho..
4-friends,
14-lover,
24-parents,
34-brother,
44-some one special,
54- koi bhi nahi,
64-life partner..

Ache Ne Acha Jana Mujhe

Ache ne acha jana mujhe, bure ne bura jana mujhe,
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Jiski jaisi fitrat thi waisa pehchana mujhe.............?

Friday, November 25, 2011

Jai Baba Murad Shah Ji (Jai Mastan Di)


Sorry friends Jai baba Murad shah ji (NAKODAR).

Delete mat karna nahi to 12 saal tak unlucky ho jaoge.

5 logo ko ye sms bhejo (except me) raat tak achhi khabar ayegi...

Ladies Ke Saath Kya Kya Hota Hai


Ladies ke saath kya-2 hota hai..
Petrol Wala: Kitna Dalu.?
Dhobi: madam Aap Kapde Nikal Ke Rakho, Main Abhi Aata Hu.
Photocopy Wala: Madam Aage Piche dono taraf se kar du.

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Can i Touch Your Software


Computer Boy 2 girl= can i touch your software?
Girl = 1st show me your hardware!
Boy= can i install it in your system?
Girl= cover it with Antivirus & then install.

Ishq Ishq Kardi Duniya


Ishq Ishq kardi dunia, Door Ishq da dera,
Je sanu mil jaye sajjan, Dil wich pyar bathera,
Je koi Sache dilon pyar kare, taan IKO yaar bathera..

If Girls Wear a Mini Skirt

If Girls Wear A Mini Skirt They Look Sexy. How Will It Look If Boys Wear The Same?? It Will Look Like A Church Bell.

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

8-9 Mahine Tumne Avoid Kiya


8-9 mahine tumne avoid kiya..

Lekin ab tum mujhe Or dur nahi kar sakte,

Aaj nahi to kal apni bahon mein mujhe zarur loge,

Wid love tumhara purana

"SWEATER" Happy winters.

Main Rab To Dua Mangi

Main rab to dua mangi ke ohdi har khwaish puri hove,,,,,
Menu ki pata si ohdi khwaish hi mere to door jaan di si.

Koi Gam Nahi Magar Dil Udaas Hai

Koi gam nahi magar dil udaas hai,
Aapse koi kaam nahi magar ek aas hai,
Bahut hain apne magar aap khaas hain,
Emotional mat ho ye sab bakwaas hai,
free ke sms khatam karne ka prayas hai..

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

The Height of Candles

The height of candles may differ but they yield the same brightness. Its not your position but your ability that actually makes you shine..
Have A Good Day:)

Main V Gusse Oh V Gusse

Main v gusse oh v gusse, pata nahi kehdi gall to russe, naina vichon neer ohde vi wagda hovega, jado mera jee nahi lagda ohda kinjh lagda hovega.

Sharing a Loving Relationship

Sharing a lovely relationship not only depends on the spoken words, but it also depends on understanding the unspoken words..:-):-)

Sabse Anmol Gift

Sabse anmol gift agar aap kisi ko dete ho to wo hai "WAQT" Qki aap kisiko apna waqt dete ho to aap unhe apni zindagi ka wo pal dete ho jo kabhi wapas nahi aata.

Monday, November 21, 2011

Jinu Dil Tere Di Kadar

Jinu dil tere di kadar ni, dil ohde layi tadfa ke ki karna, jinu kadar ni tere jazbata di, ohnu mann ch vasa ke ki karna, kari kadar odi jo teri kadar kare, bekadra layi kadar gava ke ki karna.

Nadaan Hain Wo

Nadaan hain wo, jo kuch samjhte hi nahi...........

...........Seene se laga ke puchte hain ke dhadkan tez kyun hai......

Mainu Kithe Aadat Si

...........Mainu kithe aadat si usnu nit yaad kara..........

...........Bas us di yaad nu hi aadat pai gayi Nit Mere kol aun di..........

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Full Form of Mummy

Full form of mummy

m (maa)
u ( u live)
m (many)
m (more)
y (years)

fwd this msg to 7 friends to make your mother live long life.

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Kaash Is Sms Ki Aankhein

Kåa$h i$ $m$ ki åañkhein hoti to åapko dekh påte,
Kaå$h i$ $m$ ki $åñ$ey hoti
To aåpko meh$oo$ kår påte,
Kåa$h i$ $m$ ki zubåñ hoti
To åap$e keh påte.

"I MI$$ U".

Raat Ko Chupke Se

Raat ko chupke se aati hai pari,
Kuch khushiyon ke sapne laati hai pari,
Kehti hai sapno ki duniya mein kho jao,
Bhul ke saare gum chupke se so jao.

Friday, November 18, 2011

Ek Cheez Jo Aap Mujhse

Reply is must: Ek chiz jo aap mujhse 'copy' karna chahte ho.

Ye msg sabko bhejo or jano ki aap mein kya special hai.

1st reply me.
i am waiting. .

Dil Mein Ek Shor Ho Raha Hai

Dil Mein Ek Shor Ho Raha Hai,

Bin Msg Ke Dil Bor Ho Raha Hai,

Kahin Aisa To Nahi..
Mera Pyara Sa Dost,

Ab tak Ghar Ke Bartan dho Raha Hai!!

Aapki Nazar Mein

*Happy chuha Day*

Aapki nazar mein jo sabse bada chuha/chuhiya ho use ye msg bhejo.

Maine to bhej diya hai,
Ab mujhe bhej kar chhachundaro wali harkat mat karna.

One of The Main Causes of Cancer

One of the main causes of cancer is Drinking COLD WATER After having food..!! Which most of us do...

Cold water solidifies the oil present in the food eaten.. and it becomes a thick fluid which slows down the process of digestion and covers the linings of the large intestines and causes CANCER..

"Drinking cold water at the end of a meal is like drinking slow-poison willingly"...

Please spread this msg 2 your lovd ones!!
Take care

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Bahut Kuch Hai Yaar

Bahut Kuch Hai yaar Dil Ki Gehraiyon Mein,
Tadap Jata Hai Dil Raat Ki Tanhaiyon Mein,
Dost To Bahut Hain Kehne Ko Yahan,
Par Bada Fark Hai Saye or Parchaai mein.

America To India

AMERICA 2 INDIA : "India kitna Garib Hai.
INDIA replied:- Beta..!!
Tumara Desh Jitna OIL Khata Hai na
Utna To Shanivar Ko hum SHANI MAHARAJ Ko Chada Dete Hain.

2 Din Tak Lagatar

Que: 2 din tak lagatar barsat kyon nahi ho sakti?

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Ans. Kyon ki bich mein raat bhi to hoti hai..
Bhagwan kasam bachpan se intelligent hu par kabhi ghamand nahi kiya. .

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Narad Ji Kehte Hain

Narad Ji Kehte Hain_

Naari~Naari Mat Kar Murkh,

Naari Hai Narak Ka Dawar.

Khush Bhi Hogi To Kya Degi ?

Mal Mutra Ka Dawar.

**Narayan Narayan**

Teacher To Student

Teacher: Last year you were in love with that girl and this year you are in love with another girl.
What do you think of yourslf?

Student: SYLLABUS changed mam.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

New Morning New Dreams

"New" Morning
"New" Dreams
"New" Love
"New" plans
"New" efforts
"New" success
"New" feelings
i pray god to give you
"Happy" & "succesful" day. Gud morning.

This Fact i Realised

This fact, i realized just now, is so true:


"U know what?



Baba black sheep, Twinkle twinkle & ABCDEFG all have the same tune!

We were Dumb Kids.........."
Lol...
:-P








and now don't start singing them to check this..

Har Sapna Khushi Ka

Har sapna khushi ka pura nahi hota, koi kisi ke bina adhura nahi hota,
Jo roshan karta hai sab raaton ko,
Vo chand bhi to har raat ko pura nhi hota.

Monday, November 14, 2011

Mohabbat I Love You Kehne Se

Is msg ka reply karna plz..
Mohabbat i love you kehne se badti hai ya miss karne se?
Sabko send karo agar 3 logo ka answer same hua to aapko koi bahut chahta hai...

Maan Lo Aap Bus Mein

Maan lo aap bus mein kahi ja rahi ho,

Aapke pet mein zabardast gas ban gayi hai,
Itefaak se gaana bhi bahut zor se baj raha hai aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue aapne bhi bade smart tarike se gaane ki dhun mein dhun milaate hue bham kar diya aur kisi ko pata bhi nahi chala.

But jab aap utarne lage to aapne dekha sab aapko ghoor rahe hain,

Aur achanaak aapko yaad aaya
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Gaana to aap apne earphone par sun rahe the..

Maine Khuda Se Pucha

Maine Khuda Se Pucha....

"Keemat Kya Hai Duniya Mein Pyaar Ki?"

Khuda Bhi Hass Ke Bola....

"Aansu Bhari Aankhe Aur Ek Umar Intzaar Ki.

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Koi Dikha Ke Roye

Koi dikha ke roye or koi chupa ke roye, Hasne wale humein hasa ke roye, Marne ka maza tab hoga Jab JAAN unki bahon mein nikle aur woh humein sine se laga ke roye.

Saathi Sirf Wo Nahi Hota

Saathi sirf woh nahin hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye, saathi toh woh hai jo jeevan ke kuch palon mein bhi jeevan bhar ka saath de jaaye..

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Tu Kini Sohni Aa


boy: tu kini sohni aa
girl: bhonk na
boy: i want to marry you
girl: bhonk na
boy: main tenu huni 500 rs/- da recharge karva ke deva?
girl: hanji, hanji
boy: bhonk na.

Aaj Kal Aapke SMS

Aaj kal aapke SMS aana bandh hai.
"wah wah"
Aaj kal aapke SMS aana bandh hai.
Khafa ho humse ya Balance kam hai.

Ghor Kalyug

Ghor Kalyug : ---
Boy: Ki mein tera hath chum sakda haan?...........
Girl: Kyon Haramjadya mere bullan te "ulli" laggi hoyi ae...?

Friday, November 11, 2011

Love To Kisi Ek Se Karunga

BOY'S POEM
love to kisi ek
se karunga..

Ho sakaa, to kisi nek
se karunga..?
Lekin jab tak na milegi wo nek..
"TRY" to har ek ko karunga.:-

If i Could Pull Down

If i could pull down the rainbow, i would write your name with it & put it back in the sky 2 let everybody know how colourful my life is with a friend like you.

Bari Barsi Khatan Gaya Si

Bari Barsi khatan gaya si khatt ke lyandi "Loi "

Bari Barsi khatan gaya si khatt ke lyandi "Loi "

ki Aaj Tainu Kutta Wad Gaya??

msg ni bhejya koi..!!

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Death Is Not The Biggest Loss

" Death is not the biggest loss in life,
the biggest loss is When Relationships die among us when we are alive" so keep our relation alive.

Guru Nanak Dev Ji

.+""+. .+" "~
"+.. ; " ; ____
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GURU NANAK DEV JI DE PARKASH PURAB DI AAP NU TE PURE PARIWAAR NU LAKH LAKH WADHAIYA.

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Dhan Dhan Shri Guru Nanak

DHAN DHAN SHRI GURU NANAK DEV G DE AAGMAN PURAB DIYAAN AAP G NU CRORE CRORE WADHAYIAAN

WAHEGURU G KA KHALSA,
WAHEGURU G KI FATEH..

We Always Worry About

We always worry about our looks...

But the truth is that they neither matter to those who love us nor to those who don't love us.. :>

Is Life Mein Tension

"Is life mein tension hi tension hai, fir bhi in labon pe muskaan hai, Qki, Jeena jab har haal mein hai, to muskura kar jine mein kya nuksaan hai."
keep smiling:-):-):-)

Friendship Test

FREINDSHIP TEST.
1)Ek baat jo kabhi mujse na kahi ho?
Ans:-
2)Ek bat jo muj mein buri ho?
Ans:-
3)Ek bat jo muj mein achi ho?
Ans:-
4)Mujse dosti ki wajah?
Ans:

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Badi Koshish Ke Baad

Badi Koshish Ke Baad Use Bhula Diya, Uski Yaadon Ko Seene Se Mita Diya, 1 Din Phir Uska SMS Aaya, Likha Tha Mujhe Bhul Jao Or Mujhe Bhula Hua Har Lamha Yad Dila Diya.

Lips Are Like Friend

Lips are like friend
If we say STUDY, READ, WRITE they never meet.
But if we say PARTY, PICNIC, BUNK, PLAY, MSG, MEET Immediately they will meet.
Bol kar check kar lo.

Monday, November 7, 2011

Aaina Tut Kar Aks Par

AaiNa Tut kar aKs pe Shak nahi karta,
BiNa GuL ke GulShan MehKa Nahi karta,
BaDnaSib To Sine mein ChuPa DiL Hai,
Tut ke Chur Ho Jata Hai or uff Tak Nahi Karta.

Dedicated To My Lovely Friends

Dedicated to my lovely friends:-

Khushbu kyun na aave meri kabar ton....

Main ik umar guzari aa, gulaban varge yaaran naal....

If Someone Points Out

A Nice Saying:

If Someone Points Out Your Mistakes,
Be Happy That
Atleast Someone Is Interested In
What You Have.....!!!!!!

Sunday, November 6, 2011

My Morning Prayer

My morning prayer :-

Oh My sweet God ,,,
Ye jo Pyari si Aankhen ye sms padh rahi hain
In Mein jo KHWAB hain un sab KHWABO ko pura kar dijiye..!

Gud morning..:)

Naamdev Kabir Tirlochan

Naamdev kabir tirlochan sadhna sain taray... Guru nanak sahib de samkaali guru garanth sahib de ang bhagat naamdev g de janam divas purab dia lakh lakh mubarkan...

Bahut Chaha Magar

Bahut chaha magar unhe bhula na sake, khayalon mein kisi aur ko la na sake, unko dekhkar aansu toh ponchh liye humne, par kisi aur ko dekh kar muskura na sake.

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Punjab Mein 2 Cheezen

PUNJAB mein 2 Cheezen hi to Achhi hain
1. LASSI
tay,,
Doojay,,
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<)) ASSI
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Bus kadi grooor ni kita.

Maine Khuda Se Kaha

Maine khuda Se kaha- Q Nhi Bana Wo Mere Liye, Jab Maine Padhi thi Namaz Uske Liye.

khuda Ne kaha-kaash Tu Padhti Namaz Mere Liye toh Main Bana Deta Usko Tere Liye..

Yaari Layi Taan Yaari Da

Yaari layi tan yaari da maan rakh lavi, badle ch bhave saadi jaan rakh lavi, nahi dil ch vasauna ta teri marji, jinne din baki ne dil ch mehman rakh lavi...

Friday, November 4, 2011

Married Man's True Story

Married Man's ;)
True Story:

Maang bharne ki sazaa kuch iss kadar paa raha hu..
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Ki Maang Poori karte karte hi
Mara jaa raha hu.

Dhadkan Ruk Gayi Meri Ye Sunkar

Dhadkane ruk gayi meri ye sun kar, Jab light gayi to kaam wali bai ne kaha
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"what the hell is this.." :):-p;)

Kal Raat Maine Apne

Kal raat maine apne saare gum Aasman ko suna diye,
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Aj main to chup hu.
Pr wo aasma subha se overacting kar raha hai!

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Beautiful Sun And Fresh Air

*ßéàütìfü| $üñ*
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*Fré$h Äìr*
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*$wéèt ßìrd$*
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*ß|ö0ming Fl0wèr$*
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*Kñ0Çking your Dö0r*
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*Ju$t 2 $äy*
||GööD morning & have A Nice Day!!!

Aata Nahi Humein Ikraar Karna

Aata nahi humein ikraar karna,
Na jane kaise seekh gaye pyar karna,
Rukte na the do pal kisi ke liye,
Na jane kaise seekh gaye intezar karna.

I Am 9 Letter Word

I am 9 letter word:
_a_i_r_s_

Clues:
1. Girls like it.
2. Police use it.
3. Parents hate it.
You are brillant, if you answer this

I Told My Dad

I told my Dad that I want a blackberry or apple.

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CHHALLI Da season hai beta, chhalli khao..!!

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Boy To Friend

Boy 2 friend-kya hall hai itne dino se kaha ho.

Friend -Tumhare dil mein to rehta hu.

Boy-Tab hi to Doctor keh raha tha ke tum Bimar nahi ho, tumhare dil mein Veham betha hai.

Machhar Ne Aapko Kaata

Machhar ne aapko kata, ye uska junoon tha, aapne khujli ki, ye aapka sukoon tha, aapne machhar ko marna chaha, lekin wo nahi mara, kyon ki uski ragon mein apka khoon tha.

Koi Kehta Hai Dosti

Koi kehta hai dosti nasha ban jati hai , koi kehta hai dosti sajja ban jati hai , par dosti karo agar sache dil se toh dosti jinay ki waja ban jati hai .

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Life Mein Do Baatein

Life mein do baatein hamesha yaad rakhna
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1. Hawa chalti hai to patte hilte hain.
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2. Nahi chalti to nahi hilte
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Bas.. Ab thanx mat kehna..;)

Sangeet Sun Kar

Sangeet Sun kar Gyan Nahi Milta.

Mandir Ja kar Bhagwan Nahi Milta.

Patthar ki murat
To Log Isliye Pujte Hain

Qki

Vishwas Ke Layak Insaan Nahi Milta.

Shayad Khushi Ka Daur

Shaayad khushi ka daur bhi aa jaaye ek din.....

Gum bhi to mil gaye the tamanna kiye bagair...