Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Raat De Hanere Vich


Raat de hanere vich Ohne meri hatheli te apni ungal naal likhea c,
"mainu tere naal pyar hai!
pata nahi kiven di siyahi c!?
Oh lafz mittde v nahi,
te dikhde v nahi..!!

Dua Hai Ke Teri Duniya Mein Koi Gam Na Ho

sad shayari

Dua hai ke teri duniya mein koi gam na ho,

dua hai ke teri muskaan kabhi kam na ho,

Agar kabhi teri palko mein aansu aye,

to dua hai ke uski wajah kabhi hum na ho.

Sada Khush Rahiye

Khuda Tumhe Kabhi Tanhai na de

A Sad Story


Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Monday, November 28, 2011

Miyya Biwi Ki Bolchal Band Thi

Miyya Biwi Ki Bolchal Band Thi
Miyya Biwi ki bolchal band thi.

Koi jaruri baat karni hoti to bacche ke jariye baat karte.

Ek din Husband ka karne ka mood ho gaya, usne bacche ko kaha: Beta apni Ammi se kaho ki letter type karna hai, type writer pe.

Biwi ne kaha: keh do laal ribbon laga hai baad mein karna.

3 din baad biwi ne kaha: beta apne Abbu se kaho letter type kar le

Husband: beta jao keh do, letter jaruri tha hath se likh liya..

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Choose Any One Number

question answer shayari
Choose any 1 number.
Then i will tell you ke aap ko sabse jayda kaun miss Karta hai..
4,14,24,34,44,54,64....
jaldi reply karo.

Oh ho..
4-friends,
14-lover,
24-parents,
34-brother,
44-some one special,
54- koi bhi nahi,
64-life partner..

One Question For You

10 Questions For You

Don't Mind Just a Question
 

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Can i Touch Your Software


Computer Boy 2 girl= can i touch your software?
Girl = 1st show me your hardware!
Boy= can i install it in your system?
Girl= cover it with Antivirus & then install.

Ishq Ishq Kardi Duniya


Ishq Ishq kardi dunia, Door Ishq da dera,
Je sanu mil jaye sajjan, Dil wich pyar bathera,
Je koi Sache dilon pyar kare, taan IKO yaar bathera..

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

8-9 Mahine Tumne Avoid Kiya


8-9 mahine tumne avoid kiya..

Lekin ab tum mujhe Or dur nahi kar sakte,

Aaj nahi to kal apni bahon mein mujhe zarur loge,

Wid love tumhara purana

"SWEATER" Happy winters.

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Monday, November 21, 2011

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Friday, November 18, 2011

One of The Main Causes of Cancer

One of The Main Causes of Cancer
One of the main causes of cancer is Drinking COLD WATER After having food..!! Which most of us do...

Cold water solidifies the oil present in the food eaten.. and it becomes a thick fluid which slows down the process of digestion and covers the linings of the large intestines and causes CANCER..

"Drinking cold water at the end of a meal is like drinking slow-poison willingly"...

Please spread this msg 2 your lovd ones!!
Take care

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Monday, November 14, 2011

Maan Lo Aap Bus Mein

Maan Lo Aap Bus Mein
Maan lo aap bus mein kahi ja rahi ho,

Aapke pet mein zabardast gas ban gayi hai,
Itefaak se gaana bhi bahut zor se baj raha hai aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue aapne bhi bade smart tarike se gaane ki dhun mein dhun milaate hue bham kar diya aur kisi ko pata bhi nahi chala.

But jab aap utarne lage to aapne dekha sab aapko ghoor rahe hain,

Aur achanaak aapko yaad aaya
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Gaana to aap apne earphone par sun rahe the..

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Tu Kini Sohni Aa


boy: tu kini sohni aa
girl: bhonk na
boy: i want to marry you
girl: bhonk na
boy: main tenu huni 500 rs/- da recharge karva ke deva?
girl: hanji, hanji
boy: bhonk na.

Friday, November 11, 2011

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Monday, November 7, 2011

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Friday, November 4, 2011

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Tuesday, November 1, 2011