Saturday, December 31, 2011

Keep Your Smile Leave Your Tear

new year wishes

Keep your smile leave your tear,
think of joy forget your fear,
hold your laugh leave your pain,
be joyous because its New Year!
Wish you a very HAPPY NEW YEAR. .

Hope That you Have  

Jaan Hai January

Din Guzar Gaya Hai Intezaar Mein

happy new year wishes

Din guzar gaya hai intezaar mein,
raat guzar gayi intezaar mein,
naya saal mubarak ho aapko,
purana beet gaya aapke sms ke intezaar mein.
Wish you a very Happy New Year.

Rahe Salaamat Zindagi Unki  

Happy New Year Friends

May All The Dreams in Your Eyes

happy new year wishes

May all the dreams in your eyes,
All the desires in your heart,
All the hopes in your life blend together to give the most spectacular year.

HAPPY NEW YEAR..

Keep Your Smile Leave Your Tear 

Happy New Year

Lamha Lamha Waqt Gujar Jaayega

happy new year images

Lamha-Lamha Waqt Gujar Jaayega,
1 Din Baad Naya Saal Aayega,
Aaj Hi Aapko Wish Kardu,
Warna Baazi Koi Aur Maar Jaayega,

HAPPY NEW YEAR.
In Advance.

May All The Dreams in Your Eyes 

Din Guzar Gaya Hai Intezaar Mein

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Soch Rahe ho ki Aaj Kyon

happy new year wishes

Soch rahe ho ki aaj kyon?
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Ab tum DON ko sikhaoge ki kab wish karna hai,
DON jab chahta hai tab wish karta hai
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Happy New Year

Kya Bharosa Mobile Ka 

May All The Dreams in Your Eyes


Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Monday, December 26, 2011

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Friday, December 23, 2011

I Deleted One of My Friends Number

I Deleted One of My Friends Number
A touching msg.

I deleted 1 of my frnd's no. From my phone book
Bcoz of certain misunderstandings b/w us.
2day i received a friendship msg
from an unknwn no.
I replied 'WHO r u'?

d reply made me cry.

"Idiot dont you even know the spelling of 'HOW'.?
m fine dude.."

'REAL FRIENDS ARE REALLY REAL': dedicated 2 all my friends.!

Girls Top 5 Lines Meanings


Girl's TOP 5 lines'
meanings :-
1. I Miss U.
Means - Time paas nahi ho raha hai. Tumhare saath hi thoda time paas kar lu.
2. I M Single.
Means - Mera X-Bf bhikhari ban gaya. Ab tumhari bari.
3. Main Couzin Se Baat Kar Rahi Thi.
Means - Aur do Bf waiting mein the.
4. Tumhari Smile.
Means - Tumhari property.
5. Main Nahi Reh Paungi Tumhare Bina.
Means - Mera recharge kon karayega.
Send 2 All Boys 2 Warn Them, And Send 2 Girls
So They Can Laugh, Coz They Know Its True...

Dil Mein Tumhare Apni Kami Chhod Jayenge


Dil mein tumhare apni kami chhod jayenge,

Aankhon mein intezar ki lakeer chhod jayenge,

Yaad rakhna dhoondhte rahoge humein,

Pyar ki aisi kahani chhod jayenge!

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Kitni Khubsurti Se Rab Aapki



Kitni khubsurti se rab aapki zindagi mein har 1 din jodta hai,
isliye nahi ki aapko uski zarurat hai,
par shayad isliye ki kisi aur ko aapki zyada zarurat hai.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Kaash Tum Dekh Sakte ke Main


Girl: kaash tum dekh sakte ke main kitni khubsurat hu.

Boy: itni khubsurat hoti to kya aankh wale tujhe mere liye chodte.
Andha hu, PAGAL nahi.

Monday, December 19, 2011

Girlfriend Chalisa

hindi funny shayari
"GIRLFRIEND CHALISA"

Namo-namo girlfriend maharani,
tumhari mahima koi na jani|1|
Humne samjha tum abla ho,
par tum to sabse badi bala ho|2|
Jis din haath mein belan aawe,
Us din boyfriend khub chilawe|3|
Saare bed pe girlfriend sove,
Boyfriend baith farsh par rove|4|
Tumse hi ghar mathura kashi,
Aur tumse hi ghar satyanashi|5|
Girlfriend Chalisa' jo nar gave,
sab sukh chod param dukh pave|6|
Bhoot pisach nazar aa jawe,
girlfriend jab asli roop mein aawe.

Idea Can Change Life

Arz Kiya Hai

Hamesha Meri Baat Manoge


Sunday, December 18, 2011

Aapko Miss Karna Meri Hobby


Aapko miss karna=Meri hobby

Aapka khayal rakhna=Mera job

Aapko khush rakhna=Mera SAPNA

Aapke liye dua karna=Meri duty
And
Aapko tang karna=Mera farz...

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Friday, December 16, 2011

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Sabhi Insaan Hain Magar

Sabhi Insaan Hain Magar
,,,FARQ,,,
Sabhi insan hain magar FARQ sirf itna hai..

Kuch Zakhm dete hain,
Kuch Zakhm bharte hain..

,,,HUMSAFAR,,,
Sabhi hain magar FARQ sirf itna hai..

Kuch Saath dete hain,
Kuch Chhod jate hain..


,,,PYAR,,,
Sabhi karte hain magar FARQ sirf itna hai..

Kuch Jaan dete hain,
Kuch JAAN lete hain..

,,,DOSTI,,,
Sabhi karte hain magar FARQ sirf itna hai..

Kuch log Nibhate hain,
Kuch log Aajmate hain..

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

kash Main Brush Hunda


Boy- kash main brush hunda ta tere sohne chite danda te firda hunda.

Girl- thoda jeha hor vadda hunda ta sade flush vich firda hunda..
vadda aashiq..

Like Birds Lets Leave Behind What We Need

Like Birds, Lets Leave Behind What We Dont Need to
Carry...
Grudges
Sadness
Pain
Fear
AND
Regrets.,
Fly Light.!
Life is Beautiful
Feel it.!

Monday, December 12, 2011

Boys and Girls First Meeting Mein


Boys and girls 1st meeting mein kya sochte hain-

girl: kitna seedha hai..!
boy: kya maal hai..!

girl: nice behaviour..!
boy: kaash pat jaaye.

girl: dressing zabardast hai.
boy: skirt mein aur hot lagegi.

girl: agar raazi ho gaya toh isi se shaadi karungi.
boy: bas 1 bar haan karde mujhe kaunsi shaadi karni hai.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Girls Smile Creates Greatest Confusion


Girl's smile creates greatest confusion in boy's mind....

ghanto tak samjh hi nahi aata....

ki hass ke dekh rahi hain...

ya dekh ke hass rahi hain?

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Wanted, Dabangg, Ready and Bodyguard

Wanted, Dabangg, Ready and Bodyguard
"WANTED"
Ek Bar Jo Maine "SMS" Karna Shuru Kar Diya To uske baad to Main Apne "BALANCE" Ki Bhi Nahi sochta?

"DABBANG "
Hum tumhare mobile mein itne SMS karenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe aur konsa delete kare.

"READY"
duniya mein tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge:
i, me, and myself..

"BODY-GUARD"
Mujh par ek ehsaan karna mere msg mujhe resend mat karna.

Friday, December 9, 2011

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Jalebiyon Ko English Mein

Hindi shayari
Vaada karo! Ke Sirf ek baar msg ko padhna hai aur question ka answer dena hai.

Its a challenge.

Yaad rahe msg sirf ek baar hi padhna hai.

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8
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14
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To Sawaal ye hai ke

Jalebiyon ko english mein kya kehte hain??

One Question For You

Don't Mind Just a Question



Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Monday, December 5, 2011

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Friday, December 2, 2011

Thursday, December 1, 2011