Saturday, December 31, 2011

Keep Your Smile Leave Your Tear

Keep your smile leave your tear,
think of joy forget your fear,
hold your laugh leave your pain,
be joyous because its New Year!
Wish you a very HAPPY NEW YEAR. .

Din Guzar Gaya Hai Intezaar Mein

Din guzar gaya hai intezaar mein,
raat guzar gayi intezaar mein,
naya saal mubarak ho aapko,
2011 beet gaya aapke sms ke intezaar mein.
Wish you a very Happy New Year.

May All The Dreams in Your Eyes

May all the dreams in your eyes,
All the desires in your heart,
All the hopes in your life blend together to give the most spectacular year.

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012

2012 Aane Wala Hai

2012 ('.')
Aane *==))==*
Wala __/ L
Hai

Jis-jis ko Humein wish Karna Ho Line Mein Lag Jaye
('.') ('.') ('.')
<)) <)) <))
LL LL LL
or pls dhaka mukki nahi Karein.

Lamha Lamha Waqt Gujar Jaayega

Lamha-Lamha Waqt Gujar Jaayega,
1 Din Baad Naya Saal Aayega,
Aaj Hi Aapko Wish Kardu,
Warna Baazi Koi Aur Maar Jaayega,

HAAPY NEW YEAR.
In Advance 2012.

INVITATION To All My Friendz

INVITATION 2 all my Friendz
for a ''NEW YEAR" Party
On 31 Dec. 2011
6 pm onwards

"Unique Hall
68th Floor
Twin Towers
London"

Koi Bahana Nahi Chalega
Aana hoga.

Friday, December 30, 2011

Kya Bharosa Mobile Ka



Kyà Bharosa
Mobile Ka,
Battery ka,
Charger Ka,
Network Ka,
Balance Ka,
Life ka,
Time ka,
main kal jinda rahu ja na rahu.

Isliye Advance Mein pehle hi.
"HAPPY NEW YEAR"
.¤¤**¤2012¤**¤

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Soch Rahe ho ki Aaj Kyon



Soch rahe ho ki aaj kyon?
-
Ab tum DON ko sikhaoge ki kab wish karna hai,
DON jab chahta hai tab wish karta hai
-
Happy New Year!

We Have Come to the Last Month

We have come to the last month of the year.
Just felt i should thank every1 who made me smile this year.
You are one of them.
So here's a big THANK YOU.

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Zakham Chupane Ke Liye Bahana Chahiye

Zakham Chupane Ke Liye Bahana Chahiye,
Dard Sunane Ke Liye Zamana Chahiye,
Har Shaks Karib Aa ke Chala Jata Hai,
1Wo Hi Ni Aaye Jinko Aana Chahiye.

6 Things Which Weaken The Relations

6 things which weaken the Relations:
Mis-behaving
Ignoring
Lying
Breaking Promises
Avoiding Contact
Doubting.
Avoid all the above, if you really value a relation!

Mausam Badal Gaye

Mausam badal gaye,
Ruttan badal Gayiya,
te Badal gaye ne Din,
Ajj OH VI badal gaye,
jehre kade kehnde C,
Asin Reh ni Sakde TERE BIN..

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Teri Yaari Nu Palkan Te Sajawange

Teri yaari nu palkan te sajawange,
jado tak zindagi hai eh rasam nibhawange,
den nu taan kuj ni saade kol,
par teri khushi mangan RABB kol jarur jawange..

Kisi Se Sirf itna Hi Dur Hona

Kisi Se Sirf itna Hi Dur Hona,
Ki Use Aapki Ehmiyat Ka Ehsaas Ho Jaye,
Lekin Kbhi itna Bhi Dur Mat Hona,
Ki Wo Aapke Bin Jina Seekh Jaye.

Monday, December 26, 2011

Jad Saade Hunde Si Kehnde Si Ful Saanu

Jad saade hunde si kehnde si ful saanu,
hun gaira naal ral gaye ne bhul saanu,
ohde badlan picho asi v rang wata gaye aa,
fark bus ena e pehla khile si aj murjha gaye aa.

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Asin Russe Si Jis Naal

Asi russe si jis naal oh manaun v na aaya,
Jisne dita si dard oh vandaun v na aaya,
Jisnu hasaun lai ban gaye mazak asi,
Sanu rondea nu vekh oh chup karaun v na aaya.

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Meri Mohabbat Ko Hamesha Saath Rakhna

Meri Mohabbat Ko Hamesha Saath Rakhna,
Dua Mein Apni Humein Yaad Rakhna,
Meri Zindagi Ka Tu Haseen Tohfa Hai,
Mujhko Tu Hamesha Apne Paas Rakhna.

Best Moment of Life

Best moment of life:
when you need to tell someone your feeling
but you cant and you Just hug the person & he says in your ears
"I UNDERSTAND"
:)

Friday, December 23, 2011

I Deleted One of My Friends Number

A touching msg.

I deleted 1 of my frnd's no. From my phone book
Bcoz of certain misunderstandings b/w us.
2day i received a friendship msg
from an unknwn no.
I replied 'WHO r u'?

d reply made me cry.

"Idiot dont you even know the spelling of 'HOW'.?
m fine dude.."

'REAL FRIENDS ARE REALLY REAL': dedicated 2 all my friends.!

Girls Top 5 Lines Meanings


Girl's TOP 5 lines'
meanings :-
1. I Miss U.
Means - Time paas nahi ho raha hai. Tumhare saath hi thoda time paas kar lu.
2. I M Single.
Means - Mera X-Bf bhikhari ban gaya. Ab tumhari bari.
3. Main Couzin Se Baat Kar Rahi Thi.
Means - Aur do Bf waiting mein the.
4. Tumhari Smile.
Means - Tumhari property.
5. Main Nahi Reh Paungi Tumhare Bina.
Means - Mera recharge kon karayega.
Send 2 All Boys 2 Warn Them, And Send 2 Girls
So They Can Laugh, Coz They Know Its True...

Dil Mein Tumhare Apni Kami Chhod Jayenge


Dil mein tumhare apni kami chhod jayenge,

Aankhon mein intezar ki lakeer chhod jayenge,

Yaad rakhna dhoondhte rahoge humein,

Pyar ki aisi kahani chhod jayenge!

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Kuch Phool Unpe Gir Rahe They

Kuch phool unpe gir rahe they,
Kuch phool hum par gir rahe they,
Farq sirf itna tha ke hum duniya se ja rahe they,
Aur wo apni duniya basa rahe they!

Aapki Duaon Se Humein Sahara Mila Hai

Aapki duaon se humein sahara mila hai,
Jo mil na sake woh kinara mila hai,
Kin lafzon mein hum byaan karein ki,
Jaane kitno ki bheed mein koi itna pyara mila hai..

Kitni Khubsurti Se Rab Aapki



Kitni khubsurti se rab aapki zindagi mein har 1 din jodta hai,
isliye nahi ki aapko uski zarurat hai,
par shayad isliye ki kisi aur ko aapki zyada zarurat hai.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Sir To Student

Sir- samundar Mein Nimbu ke Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?
Student-chidiya Ban ke.
Sir-Aadmi ko chidiya tera baap banayega?
Student-Samundar Mein Ped Tera Baap lagayega?

Mainu Dowa Ch Fark Na Jaape

Mainu dowa ch fark na jaape..
ik rab te dooja maape!
.
Na rab meri sunda te na maape...!

Jholi Bhar Ke Pyar Bheju

Jholi Bhar Ke Pyar Bheju,
Dil Se Dil ka Sawaal Bheju,
Aata Nahi Aapka Koi Call Ya Sms,
Yaad Nahi Aati Hamari
Ya Yaaddasht Ke Liye Kaju, Badam Bheju.

Khwab Ko Kisi Ki Talash Rahegi

'''Khwab ko kisi ki talash rahegi'''

'''Nazar ko kisi ki aas rehegi''

'''Zindgi mein koi kami to nahi lekin'''

'BIN TERE e Dost zindagi udaas rahegi..

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Kaash Tum Dekh Sakte ke Main


Girl: kaash tum dekh sakte ke main kitni khubsurat hu.

Boy: itni khubsurat hoti to kya aankh wale tujhe mere liye chodte.
Andha hu, PAGAL nahi.

A Mouse Was Running Very Fast

A Mouse was running very fast in jungle.
FOX asked him "why are you running?
CHUHA bola "SHER KI BIWI kO KISI NE CHED DIYA
aur kamino ne NAAM mera laga diya..

Saanpo Ko Kaid Kar Liya Sapere Ne

Saanpo Ko Kaid Kar Liya Sapere Ne Ye Kahkar,
Ki
Insano Ko Dasne Ke Liye Insan Hi Kaafi Hain...

Monday, December 19, 2011

Girlfriend Chalisa


"GIRLFRIEND CHALISA"

Namo-namo girlfriend maharani,
tumhari mahima koi na jani|1|
Humne samjha tum abla ho,
par tum to sabse badi bala ho|2|
Jis din haath mein belan aawe,
Us din boyfriend khub chilawe|3|
Saare bed pe girlfriend sove,
Boyfriend baith farsh par rove|4|
Tumse hi ghar mathura kashi,
Aur tumse hi ghar satyanashi|5|
Girlfriend Chalisa' jo nar gave,
sab sukh chod param dukh pave|6|
Bhoot pisach nazar aa jawe,
girlfriend jab asli roop mein aawe.

Dil Banane Wale Ne Dil

Dil banane wale ne dil kaanch ka banaya hota..
todne wale ke haath par zakham to aaya hota...
jab bhi dekhte apne hath ko wo...
unhe hamara khayal to aaya hota..!!

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Aapko Miss Karna Meri Hobby


Aapko miss karna=Meri hobby

Aapka khayal rakhna=Mera job

Aapko khush rakhna=Mera SAPNA

Aapke liye dua karna=Meri duty
And
Aapko tang karna=Mera farz...

Jo Pal Pal Chalti Rahe Wo Hai Zindagi

Jo pal pal chalti rahe wo hai zindagi,

Jo pal pal jalti rahe wo hai roshni,

jo pal pal khilte rahe wo hai fool,

Jo har pal saath na chhode wo hai.... DOSTI....

Ik Dil Ditta Duja Pyar Kita

Ik 'dil' ditta,,, duja 'pyar' kita,,,
tija aan ke gamaa ne gher leya..

Ik 'jagg' russeya,, duja 'dil' tutteya,,,
tija 'mooh' sajna ne pher leya...

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Friend Ke Bina Saara Network Adhura Hai

Voda "F" one,
Ai "R" tel,
Rel "I" iance,
Id "E" a,
Bs "N" l,
In "D" icom,

Dekha Friend Ke Bina Saara Network Adhura Hai.....!
Bcoz HAR EK FRIEND ZARURI HOTA HAI!!!

Life Ek Icecream Ki Tarah Hai

Life Ek Icecream ki Tarah Hai...!!

Taste karo to Bhi pighalti Hai..,

Waste karo toh Bhi pighalti hai...,

Is liye Taste the life....!!!

Friday, December 16, 2011

Log Puchhte Hain Kyon Surkh Hain Tumhari Aankhein

Log Puchhte Hain Q Surkh Hain Tumhari Aankhein,

Hans Ke Keh Deta Hu Raat So Na Saka,

Lakh Chahu Magar Ye Keh Na Saku,

Raat Rone Ki Hasrat Thi Ro Na Saka.

Pyar Karoge Pareshan Rahoge

"PYAR" Karoge "PARESHAN" Rahoge,

"SHADI" Karoge "UDAS" Rahoge,

"LOVE" Karoge "DEVDAS" Rahoge,

Aur Hame "YAAD" Karte Rahoge To "BINDAAS" Rahoge.

Falak Mein Apni Jannat Ke Sitare Nahi

Falak mein apni jannat ke sitare nahi,

Hum unke hain par wo hamare nahi,

Chhoti si naav lekar us samandar mein utar gaye,

Jis samandar mein door tak kinare nahi.

Ale Ale Kya Hua Kyon Ro Rahe Ho

.-*-.
( '.' )
(,,)=(,,)

Ale-Ale kya hua
Kyu ro rahe ho?
Mele MSG ka wait kal lahe ho,
Chalo aa gaya mela MSg,
Ab Muskula do or apni naak pochho.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Mere Mobile Ka Accident Ho Gaya Hai

Mere Mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,

SAMSUNG hospital ke MOTOROLA ward mein hai,

Dr. NOKIA or Dr. SPICE Ka kehna hai ki sms ki botle chahiya.

So Plz Help & SmS me.

Sabhi Insaan Hain Magar

,,,FARQ,,,
Sabhi insan hain magar FARQ sirf itna hai..

Kuch Zakhm dete hain,
Kuch Zakhm bharte hain..

,,,HUMSAFAR,,,
Sabhi hain magar FARQ sirf itna hai..

Kuch Saath dete hain,
Kuch Chhod jate hain..


,,,PYAR,,,
Sabhi karte hain magar FARQ sirf itna hai..

Kuch Jaan dete hain,
Kuch JAAN lete hain..

,,,DOSTI,,,
Sabhi karte hain magar FARQ sirf itna hai..

Kuch log Nibhate hain,
Kuch log Aajmate hain..

Exam Ke Time Pe Neend Acchi Aati Hai

@ Tarak mehta @
Exam ke time pe neend acchi aati hai.
Wah wah

Exam ke time pe neend acchi aati hai.
Wah wah

Jethalal ke dukan jane ke time pe hi babita niche kyon aati hai.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Ik Ladke Di Maa Darji Nu

Ik Ladke di Maa Ik darji Naal larh Rahi si..

Ladka Maa nu- kyon larh rahi hain, ki Suit fit Nahi Aaya Ya Phir Suit baneya Nahi.

Maa-Nahi Marjaane Ne Salwar nu Jip laga diti..

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

kash Main Brush Hunda


Boy- kash main brush hunda ta tere sohne chite danda te firda hunda.

Girl- thoda jeha hor vadda hunda ta sade flush vich firda hunda..
vadda aashiq..

Asin Ronde Ta Saanu Hasaun Wala Hunda

Asin ronde ta saanu hasaun wala hunda,
koi apna bana ke gal laun wala hunda,
asin rusde te oh manaun wala hunda,
KAAASHHHH ! ! ! Koi saanu v dilo chauhn wala hunda...

People Are Not Beautiful

People are not Beautiful as they look, as they walk, as they wear..!!

People are Beautiful as they Love, as they Care & as they Share..

Nothing in Nature is For Itself

Nothing in nature is 4 itself.
Rivers dont drink water.
Trees dont eat fruit.
Sun doesnt give heat 2 itself.
LIVING 4 OTHERS
IS THE WAY OF LIFE.

Like Birds Lets Leave Behind What We Need

Like Birds, Lets Leave Behind What We Dont Need to
Carry...
Grudges
Sadness
Pain
Fear
AND
Regrets.,
Fly Light.!
Life is Beautiful
Feel it.!

Monday, December 12, 2011

Lovely Relations Are Like a Ring

Lovely relations are like a ring,
If we wear it, it will hold our finger tightly,

If we remove, it will surely create a feeling about its absence.

Hamara Achha Time Duniya Ko

Golden Words...

Hamara accha time Duniya ko batata hai ki HUM KYA HAIN,

Aur Bura time Humein batata hai ki DUNIYA KYA HAI.

Boys and Girls First Meeting Mein


Boys and girls 1st meeting mein kya sochte hain-

girl: kitna seedha hai..!
boy: kya maal hai..!

girl: nice behaviour..!
boy: kaash pat jaaye.

girl: dressing zabardast hai.
boy: skirt mein aur hot lagegi.

girl: agar raazi ho gaya toh isi se shaadi karungi.
boy: bas 1 bar haan karde mujhe kaunsi shaadi karni hai.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Girls Smile Creates Greatest Confusion


Girl's smile creates greatest confusion in boy's mind....

ghanto tak samjh hi nahi aata....

ki hass ke dekh rahi hain...

ya dekh ke hass rahi hain?

Achhi Zindagi Jine Ke 2 Tarike



Achhi Zindagi Jine Ke 2 Tarike:
Jo Pasand Hai Use Hasil Karna Seekh Lo..
Ya Fir Jo Hasil Hai Use Pasand Karna Seekh Lo..

Jivan Mein Ek Baat Yaad Rakhna

Jivan mein ek baat yaad RAKHNA dost...

Aansu PONCHHNE wale bahut milenge
BUT

Naak PONCHNE wala koi nahi milega,

So hamesha RUMAL rakhna.

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Wanted, Dabangg, Ready and Bodyguard

"WANTED"
Ek Bar Jo Maine "SMS" Karna Shuru Kar Diya To uske baad to Main Apne "BALANCE" Ki Bhi Nahi sochta?

"DABBANG "
Hum tumhare mobile mein itne SMS karenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe aur konsa delete kare.

"READY"
duniya mein tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge:
i, me, and myself..

"BODY-GUARD"
Mujh par ek ehsaan karna mere msg mujhe resend mat karna.

Majboor Hum Nahi Ke Aapko Bhool Jaye

Majboor Hum Nahi Ke Aapko Bhool Jaye,

Khilona Hum Nahi Ke Yuhi Toot Jaye,

Dua Se Kharida Hai humne apne DOST Ko,

Daulat Se Nahi Ke Rakh Ke Bhool Jaye.

You Dont Whats Special

U Dont See Whats Special About a Moment Until you Look Back On It In the Future,

When you Know that you Cant Have It Anymore.

So enjoy Every Moment.

Friday, December 9, 2011

Jis Din Meech Layian Asin Akhian

Jis Din Meech Layian Asin Akkhan,

Kai Akhiyan Vicho Athroo Barsange,

Jo Kehnde Ne Bahut Bure haan asin,

kade ohi is bure Nu Dekhan nu TARSANGE!!

Mere Dil Pe Tera Asar Rehta Hai

Mere DiL Pe Tera Asar Rehta Hai,

Mere Hontho Pe Bas Tera Zikar Rehta Hai,

Pata Nahi Kya Rishta Hai Tera-Mera,

Is DiL Ko Bas Tera Hi Fikar Rehta Hai.

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Jalebiyon Ko English Mein

Vaada karo! Ke Sirf ek baar msg ko padhna hai aur question ka answer dena hai.

Its a challenge.

Yaad rahe msg sirf ek baar hi padhna hai.

1
+
5
+
3
-
2
+
8
+
6
-
5
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14
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+
5

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To Sawaal ye hai ke

Jalebiyon ko english mein kya kehte hain??

Bhulne Wale Humein Bhul

Bhulne wale humein bhul jaate hain,
Dil se unke hum nikal jaate hain,
Jab tak hum na yaad karen kisiko,
Tab tak hum kahan kisiko yaad aate hain.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Sikhata Waqt Bhi Hai

Sikhata waqt bhi hai aur teacher bhi.

Teacher sikha kar imtihan leta hai

aur waqt imtihan lekar sikhata hai.

Making Million Relations

Making Million Relations is not a Miracle,

The Miracle is to make a single Relation with someone,

who will stand by you when Millions are against U.

Toofan Mein Bikharte Chale Gaye

Toofan mein bikharte chale gaye,

tanhai ki gehraiyo mein utarte chale gaye,

jannat thi har shaam jin doston ke sath,

ek-ek karke sab bichadte chale gaye.

I Am Not Your Heart

I am not your Heart But
I miss you,
I am not your family But I care for you,
I am not your blood relations,
But I am ready to share your pain,
Bcoz I am your friend.

Monday, December 5, 2011

Kisi Dard Ko Sambhaal Pana

Kisi dard ko sambhal pana aasan nahi,
haste hue har pal bitana aasan nahi,
Zindagi mein har koi dil mein nahi basta,
aur base hue ko bhul pana aasan nahi..

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Suppose Its Last Day

Suppose its last day on earth
name any 2 person you want 2:-

hug tightly:-
slap:-
show respect:-
say gud bye:-
say i love you:
say marry me:-
say sorry :-

Reply fast..

Friday, December 2, 2011

Subah Subah Zindagi Ki

Subah Subah zindagi ki shuruaat hoti hai,
Kisi apne se baat ho to khaas hoti hai,
Hans ke pyar se apno ko gud morning bolo to,
Khushiyan apne aap saath hoti hai..

Tamanna Dil Ki Ek Hasrat

Tamanna dil ki ek hasrat hai,
Puri ho jaye to insaan khush-kismat hai,
Na puri ho to gam na karna,
Kyoki adhuri rehna to tamannao ki fitrat hai.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Billi Ne Amrit Jutha Kar Dita

Bili ne amrit jutha kar dita.

Aadmi usde piche bhaj reha si.

Kisi ne puchya ki gal ho gayi?

Aadmi: Saali ne Amrit shak leya hun kirpan ni paundi.

Happy Love You Day

Happy ' love u ' day .

send dis to all lovely friend.

Mujhe bhi karna agar main hu to.

If 3 cums back, U'll
Marry your love.

If you ignore dis u'll lose your True love.

Dosti Hoti Hai One Time

Dosti Hoti hai 'One Time',

Hum Nibhate hain 'every Time',

Yaad karo 'Any Time',

Aap khush Rahe 'All Time',

Yahi Dua hai Meri 'Life Time'.