Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Kade kade Taan Khamoshi

Kade Kade taan Khamoshi V bahut Kuch Keh jandi Aa,
Tadfaun layi sirf yaad reh jandi Aa,
Ki faraK painda A "KOYLA" hove ja "DIL",
Jal Ke ta sirf SWAH hi reh jandi Aa.

Jehda Phul Changa Lageya

Jehda phul changa lageya o rakheya,

jehda changa nahi lageya marod dita,

waqt rehnde taan gallan bahut kitiya,

par baad vich taan challa v mod dita,

jado jarurat c tan ohna ne satho waqt niklwa leya,

jado mann bhar gaya odo sadda dil hi sajna ne tod dita. . .

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Bahut Dino Se Apne Dosto Ko

Bahut dino se apne Dosto ko
Bhoole huye they,

Aaj

.

.

.

.

'Gold flack'

pe

'NAMAK HARAM'

dekhi to

saale

sab ke sab

achaanak

yaad aa gaye..

No One In This World Is Pure

No One In This World Is Pure And Perfect.

If U Avoid The People For Their Mistakes U Will Always Be Alone In This World.

So Judge less and Love more.

Monday, February 27, 2012

Bahut Dard Hota Hai Jab

Bahut dard hota hai jab teacher bolta hai ki
tumhara or tumhare aage wale ka answer ek hai.

Tab dil se aawaz aati hai.

To sawal bhi to ek hi tha.

Us Naal Yaari Kadi Na Laiyo


"Bulle Shah"

Us naal yaari kadi na laiyo jisnu apne te garur hove,
Maa Piyo nu bura na akhiyo bhaven lakh uhna da kasoor hove,
Bure raste kadi na jaiyo chahe kini v manzil door hove,
Rah jande nu dil na deyo chahe lakh muh te noor hove,
Mohabbat bas uthe kariyo jithe pyar nibhan da dastoor hove..

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Bigdi Huyi Zindagi ki

Bigdi huyi
zindagi ki kuch itni si kahani hai

kuch to bachpan
se hum kameene the,
.
.
or kuch tum sab ki Sangat ki meharbani hai.!!

Har Galti di Saza Mainu

Har Galti di Saza Mainu Sunonde ne Oh,
Vaang D.C. de ROHAB dikhonde ne Oh,
Main Ohna di Gall da Gussa kive kara,
Mainu Apneya de vang vi ta Chahunde ne Oh.

Saturday, February 25, 2012

If You Regularly Message To Your Friends

If you regularly message to your friends,
you wont get any response!
But if you message them from an unknown number,
every1 will respond!
People have time for unknown but not for known!
Strange but true.

Click Down if You Miss Me

Click down if you miss me





Oh! It means you miss me






WOW! U miss me a lot




you really miss me?







Chalo bas v karo Yar Hun mobile
vicho nikal
awaa?

Friday, February 24, 2012

Mehfil Jab Lagi Thi Yaaro Ki

Mehfil jab lagi thi yaaro ki,
mujhko bhi bulava aaya tha,
Kaise na jate hum?
Unki kasam de kar jo bulvaya tha,
Jab kehne ko kuch kaha gaya,
to khayal unka hi aaya tha,
Fir akshar-akshar jod ke maine,
dil ka dard sunaya tha,
Tab AANSU uski yaado ke,
na-na karte nikal gaye,
Jo samjhe vo khamosh rahe,
baki WAH WAH karte nikal gaye.

Jinke Dil Pe Lagti Hai Chot

Jinke dil pe lagti hai chot,

Wo aankhon se nahi rote,

Jo apno ke na hue,

Wo kisi ke nahi hote,

Mere halato ne mujhe ye sikhaya hai,

Ke sapne tut jate hain par pure nahi hote.

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Life Runs On 2 Simple Golden Rules

Life runs on 2 simple Golden Rules-
'ACCEPT'and 'CHANGE' -

'Accept' the things which you can't 'change' or
'Change' the things which you can't 'accept'!

Usne Ye Soch Kar Humein

Usne ye soch kar humein alvida keh diya,,,

ke

garib log hain mohabbat ke siwa kya denge....??

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Yaar Yaaran Naal Daga

Yaar yaaran naal Daga Kama Jande,

Pehla hass ke jehre karn gallan,

picho pith te waar chala jande,

bulle shah je rab nazdik hunda,

loki rab nu v wech ke kha jande.

Duniya Mein Kahin Aapki

Duniya mein kahin aapki JEET huyi to hum garv se kahenge

"That's my friend", aur aap haare to haath pakad ke aap ke paas bethenge AUR kahenge

"I am your friend"

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Wo Mere Hain Koi Unka

Wo mere hain koi unka naam na le,

unki bhiigi ankhon ka koi jaam na le,

kuch isliye bhi hum unka haath nahi chodte,

ki wo gir bhi jaaye to koi unhe thaam na le.

Yaar Ki Yaad Har Waqt

Yaar ki "yaad" har waqt stayegi,

dukh ke waqt ye "yaari" yaad ayegi,

us din janoge is yaar ki "kadar",

jis din is yaar se "jindagi" ruth jayegi.

Monday, February 20, 2012

Jab Mehfil Mein Bhi Tanhai

Jab mehfil mein bhi tanhai paas ho,

Roshni mein bhi andhere ka ehsaas ho,

Tab kisi dost ki yaad mein muskura do,

Shayad wo Bhi aapke intezaar mein udaas ho.

This year is a fundamental

This year is a fundamental mathematical operation of '1'

1+1=2
1-1=0
1x1=1
1/1=1

that is '2011'.
Plz dont force me for 'Nobel price'
I hate awards..;)

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Reply 3 Questions of Mine ?


3 sawaal reply.

1) Ek din ki zindagi mile to kya mangoge?
Ans =

2) Maut samne ho to kya chahoge?
Ans =

3) Dost or pyar mein pehli pasand?
Ans =

plz reply

Ladka Apni Naraaz G.F Ko

Ladka apni Naraaz G.F ko manane ke bad pyar se bola- jaan kaho to tumhare liye chand taare tod lau.

Ladki halki si muskurai or boli_

_fer fuddu Gallan shuru_!

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Dedicated To My Lovely Friends

Dedicated to my lovely Friends..!
.
Hazaro kaam Hain Jo Mujhe busy Rakhte Hain,

Magar Tum log
.
.
.
Aise "Dheet" Ho Ke Phir Bhi Yaad Aate Ho. ;)

Boy To Friend

Boy- kaunsi cast ke log desh ke achhe nagrik hote hain?

Friend- baniye

Boy- kaise?

Friend- har jagah likha hota hai desh ke achhe nagrik baniye.

Friday, February 17, 2012

Ek Bahut Badi Ship Thi

1 Bahut Badi Ship Thi

Fir Bhi Dub Gayi
lekin Usse Bhi Badi 1 Ship Bani Hai,
Jo Kabhi Nahi Dub Sakti

Jante Ho Wo Ship
Konsi Hai?


APNI
Friend"Ship" Yaar.

Manmohan Ek Kaam Karo

Inshad

Manmohan ek kaam karo,
chaddi pehen ke dance karo.

Sonia jiski mummy hai,
wo sarkar nikkammi hai,

Gali ka kutta kaisa ho,
kapil sibbal jaisa ho,

Manmohan jiska tau hai,
wo sarkar bikau hai,

Desh ka yuva jag gaya,
rahul gandhi bhag gaya,

Sonia ki mar gai hai nani,
anna likhenge nai kahani,

Anna desh ka bhai hai,
kalmadi sarkar ka jamai hai,

Jahir hui manmohan ki sacchhai,
A.raja ka nikla bhai,

Desh ki dharti kare pukar,
nahi chahiye bhrastachar.

PLZ Forward dis sms to every people of india...

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Ek Pal Saath Na Chala Koi

Ek pal saath na chala koi,
ab phulon se sajakar kandhon par le ja rahe the,
aaj pata chala maut jindagi se kitni behtar hai,
hum to yu hi jiye ja rahe the.

Gujri Huyi Jindagi Ko Kabhi

Gujri huyi jindagi ko kabhi yaad na karo,

taqdeer mein jo likha hai uski fariyaad na karo,

jo hoga wo hokar rahega aap fikar mein apni hansi barbaad na karo.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Many Times We Loose

Many Times we loose our best friends bcoz we are
unable to express how special they are to us

So dis msg is only for them whom i never want to
loose, bcoz you are so special to me.... :-):-)

Dream Makes Everything Possible

Dream makes everything possible,

Hope makes everything work,

Love makes everything beautiful,

Smile makes all the above...

So always Brush your Teeth.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Kunti Made Timetable 4 Dropdi

Kunti made timetable 4 dropdi..

Mon=Yudhishtar

Tue=Arjun

Wed=Bheem

Thu+Fri=Nakul

Sat+Sun=Sehdev

Nakul Sehdev rone lage: Maa din chahe 1 do, par bheem se pehle do.

Oh Kehndi Tainu Darr Nahi Lagda

Oh kehndi
tainu darr nahi lagda,

veer mere
velly ne
main keha kamliye,

"shreefa de assi 22 aa
te..
vellyian de assi jawaai aa. .

Monday, February 13, 2012

Use Baarish Pasand Thi

Use baarish pasand thi mujhe baarish mein vo,

use bhigna pasand tha mujhe bhigti huye vo,

Use baatein pasand thi mujhe baaton mein vo,

use main kabhi pasand nahi aaya mujhe pasand aaye to sirf vo.

Nazro Mein Meri Koi

Nazro mein meri koi chehra rehta hai,

Yaadon par usika pehra rehta hai,

Bhulau to bhulau kaise main usko,

Jo mere andar mujh se bhi gehra rehta hai.

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Kaafi Arsa Beet Gaya

Kaafi arsa beet gaya,
jaane ab vo kaisi hogi...

Waqt ki saari kadwi baatein,
chup-chup ke wo sehti hogi,

ab bhi bhigi barish mein wo,
bin chatri ke chalti hogi,

mujhse bat kiye arsa ho gaya,
ab wo kis se ladti hogi..

Achha tha jo saath mein the,
baad mein usne socha hoga,

Apne dil ki saari baatein,
khud hi khud se karti hogi,

Aankhein num bhi hoti hogi,
Yaad wo jab bhi karti hogi,

Kaafi arsa beet gaya, jaane ab wo kaisi hogi.

Hunda Yaar Te Dhadkan Da

Hunda YAAR Te Dhadkan Da jarur Sabandh Koi,

Aiven Yaar Ni Dilan Vich Vass Jaande,

Khaas YAAR Hi Hunde Ne ROOP RABB Da,

Saare Lok Ni Dilan Nu Jach Jande....

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Sharab Da Sip

Sharab da Sip,

Bullet di kick,

Te love Relationship kade v Back maar sakde ne..

Meaning of Sleep

"S.L.E.E.P"
S-Say thanks to the God.
L-Lying on the bed.
E- Eyes closed slowly
E-End of the day.
P-Plan for the next day
'TAKE CARE'
"G00D NIGHT"
"SWEET DREEMS"

Friday, February 10, 2012

MARD or AURAT Ka Rishta

MARD or AURAT Ka Rishta Bhi SAALA Ajeeb Hota Hai...
Dur Raho To JUDAAI...
Or
Paas Raho To Ladaai....
Haan Wo bhi hota hai jo aap soch rahe ho...!

ISHQ Taash Di Baazi

ISHQ taash di baazi is khed ch yaaro dhakke..
Asin aje anjaan khidari Saade sajjan khidari pakke..
Saade kol ta dukkiyan tikkiyan..
hath ohna de saare yakke..
Ik vi sarr mili na mainu sab patte ohna chakke .
Par is juye vich yaara asin haar haar vi na thakke..

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Kaale Badal Chaye Hoye Si

Kaale Badal chaye hoye si te ladke nu apni Girl Friend to thappar pai gaya

Q?

Kyonki usdi girfriend da rang kaala si te ohne gana gata "aj din chadeya tere rang varga".

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Search a Beautiful Heart

Search a beautiful heart but not search a beautiful face,
Beautiful things are not always good,
But good things are always beautiful.

10 Questions For You

1. Pehli baar rona kab aya?
2. Kis cheej ko pane ki puri koshish ki but pa na sake?
3. Dil ki batein kise batate ho?
4. Kuch aisa jo nai hona chahiye tha wo ho gya?
5. Pehli bar kisko pasand kiya?
6. Kiski narazgi dekhi nai jati?
7. Zindagi ka yaadgar lamha?
8. Best friend?
9. Mera negative or positive point?
10. Words for me?

Apni Har Dua Mein Maine


"Apni har dua mein maine chaha tha uski khushiyan,,

Par khyal bhi na tha aaya ki kahi vo khush mere bina to nahi.."

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Vo Humein Bhool Gaye

"Vo Humein bhool gaye is mein Unki galti nahi"

"Hum ne hi Unhe itna khaas bana liya ki Hum khud aam ho gaye..."

Log Roop Dekhte Hain

Log Roop Dekhte Hain,

Hum Dil Dekhte Hain,

Log Sapne Dekhte Hain,

Par Hum Hakikat.

Logon Mein Or Hum Mein Itna Fark Hai,

Log Duniya Mein Dost Or Hum Dosto Mein Duniya Dekhte Hain.

Monday, February 6, 2012

Log Puchhte Hain kyon Surkh Hain

Log Puchhte Hain kyon Surkh Hain Tumhari Aankhein,
Hans Ke Keh Deta Hu Raat So Na Saka,
Lakh Chahu Magar Ye Keh Na Saku,
Raat Rone Ki Hasrat Thi Ro Na Saka.

One Best Book is Equal

One best book is equal to hundred good friends.

BUT,

One understanding 'BEST' friend is equal to more than a Library..

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Bhool Gaye Ya Bhulana Chahte Ho


Bhool gaye ya bhulana chahte ho?

Door kar diya ya jana chahte ho?

Ajma liya ya ajmana chahte ho?

Msg karte ho ya haddiyan tudvana chahte ho.....

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Taqdeer Banane Wale Tune Kami Na Ki


Taqdeer banane wale tune kami na ki,
Taqdeer banane wale tune kami na ki,
ab kis ko kya mila ye mukaddar ki baat hai.

Umeed Ki Kashti Ko Koi Duba


Umeed ki kashti ko koi duba nahi sakta,
roshni ke diye ko koi bhuja nahi sakta,
hamari dosti to us TAJ MAHAL ki tarah hai,
jise koi dusra bana nahi sakta.

Friday, February 3, 2012

Subah Ka Mausam or Aapki Yaad


Subah ka mausam or aapki yaad,

Halki si thandak or coffee ki talash,

Yaaro ki yaari or yaari ki mithas,

Shuru kijiye apna "din" mere MORNING mSg ke saath,

Good morning

Hichkiyon Se 1 Baat Ka Ehsaas


Hichkiyon se 1 baat ka ehsaas to hota hai,
ki shayad koi to humein yaad karta hai,
beshaq humse mile na mile par kuch lamhe hum pe barbad to karta hai.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Ban Ke Ajnabi Mile Hum Zindagi Ke Safar Mein


Ban Ke Ajnabi Mile Hum Zindagi Ke Safar Mein,
In Yaadon Ke Lamho Ko Kabhi Mityange Nahi,
Agar Yaad Rakhna Fitrat Hai Aapki,
To Kasam Se Hum Bhi Apko Bhulaenge nahi.

Agar Duniya Itni Achhi Hoti

My rhythm "Agar duniya itni achhi hoti to koi yaha rote huye nahi aata..,
AUR
Agar itni buri hoti to jaate waqt koi kisiko rula kar nahi jata...!"

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Husband To Wife

Husband: Raja Dashrath ki 3 Raniya thi.
Wife-Toh?
Husband: main 2 Shadiya aur kar sakta hu!
Wife- Soch lo, Dropdi ke 5 Pati the.
Husband: Tum bhi na, Baat ko Dil pe le leti ho.

Psychology Ka Practical Ho Raha Tha



Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.
Professor ne 1 Chuhe Ke Liye
ek taraf cake Aur dosri taraf chuhia rakh di,
Chuha Foran Cake Ki taraf lapka.
Dusri Baar Cake ko badal kar Roti Rakhi,
Chuha Roti Ki Taraf Lapka.
Is tarah kai baar Food Item Badle,
Magar Chuha har baar Food ki taraf bhaga.
Prof:bus saabit ho gya ke bhukh hi sub se badi taqat hai..
Itne mein last row se ek aawaz aai:'sir ji ek baar chuhiya bhi badal ke dekh lo..
BACK BENCHERS ROCK..