Saturday, March 31, 2012

Life is Math Pyar Plus Karo

Life is Math.
Pyar plus karo,
Nafrat Minus karo,
Dukh divide karo,
Sukh multiply karo,
life enjoy karo,
APNA khayal karo,
Hamesha smile karo.

Friday, March 30, 2012

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Chaalu Mashook Te Kharab Bandook


Chaalu mashook

te kharab bandook

da koi pata ni hunda.

Ki pata kidhar nu chal jaave.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Monday, March 26, 2012

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Life Ice Cream Ki Tarah Hai



Life Ice cream Ki Tarah Hai,

Taste Karo To Bhi Pighalti Hai,

Waste Karo To Bhi Pighalti Hai,

Is liye Life Ko Taste Karo,

Waste To Ho hi Rahi Hai..

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Jai Nirmal Baba


Jai nirmal baba

Ye . Msg . Dil . Se . 8logo . ko . Bhejo . Agr . Nirmal baba . Ne . Caha . To . Kal . Apki . Sb . Se . Badi . Problm . Khatam . Ho . Jaegi.

Friday, March 23, 2012

Ek Onkar Satnam

Ek Onkar Satnam
.+""+. .+"""+.+"
"+..+'; ;_____
; ;____/
;,, t____)

__"SATNAM WAHEGURU
__"EK ONKAR SATNAM
__ Karta Purkh
__ Nirbauh
__ Nirvair
__ Aakal Murat
__ Ajooni Saihab
__Bhang Gur Parsad
__ Jap
__ Aad Sach
__ Jugad Sach
__ Hai Bhi Sach
__ NANAK
__ Hosi bhi Sach"

bilkul ignore mat karna, nahi to ek saal tak unlucky ho jaoge
*. Ye SMS 11 LOGO K0 KARO.
AAPKI DIL KI BAAT PURI HOGI 100%
From Gurdrwara Sri Dukh Niwaran Sahib.

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Waheguru Waheguru


Waheguru. Waheguru.
Waheguru. Waheguru
Waheguru. Waheguru
Eh. Msg. Darbar. Sahib. Amrtsar. To. Aya.......

Tuhanu Guru Granth sahib Ji Di kasam huni. Es. Msg. Nu. 11 Janea. Nu. Bhejo. Tuhadi. Sab. To. Waddi. Problem solve. Ho. Jaugi.

Agar ignore Kitta. Ta. Result. Mil. Jaiga. No return.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Chup Vich Beet Gayi



Chup vich beet gayi mulakaat saari,

Reh gayi dil vich dil di baat saari,

Sahmne aaye ta rus ke baith gaye,

jihnu udeekehya jaag ke katti raat saari..

Monday, March 19, 2012

Sunday, March 18, 2012

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Friday, March 16, 2012

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Ye Baat Samaj Mein Aayi

Ye Baat Samaj Mein Aayi
cutie cutie poem..
Ye baat samaj mein aayi nahi,
Or mummy ne samjhai nahi.
Main kaise mithi baat kru?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nahi,

Ye chand kaise mammu hai?
Jab mummy ka wo bhai nahi,

Kyon lambe baal hain bhalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi,
Kya wo bhi ganda bacha hai?
Ya jungle mein koi naai nahi,

Nani ke pati jab nana hai,
Dadi ke pati jab dada hai,
Didi k pati kyu dida nahi?

Samandar ka rang kyu nila hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milaya nahi,

Jab school mein itni neend aati hai,
To kyu bed waha rakhwaya nahi.

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Monday, March 12, 2012

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Saturday, March 10, 2012

UNKNOWN CALL

UNKNOWN CALL
UNKNOWN CALL

HE: do you have a bf?

SHE: yes! who are you?

HE: tera bhai, kamini tu ghar aa aaj dhulai karta hu.!

ANOTHER UNKNWN CALL

HE: do you have a bf?

SHE: oh no no! who r u?

HE: i am your bf, cheater you brok My heart.!

SHE: oh darling sorry i thought you are my brother!

HE: tera bhai hi hun kamini aaj toh bus ghar ane ki der hai.

Friday, March 9, 2012

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Kahin Hoga Gulal to Kahin Hogi Roli


Kahin hoga Gulal to Kahin hogi Roli,

kahin hoge aap to kahin hogi Toli,

fir network to rahega busy isliye,

advance mein aapko aur aapke parivaar ko.

HAPPY HOLI

A Smile Can Open a Heart



A smile can open a heart faster than a key can open a door.

Smiles are free don't save them..

Brighten the world with your smile.

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Monday, March 5, 2012

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Friday, March 2, 2012

Thursday, March 1, 2012