Monday, April 30, 2012

Na Koi Pal Subah Hai

Na koi pal subah hai,
na koi lamha shaam hai,
har pal har lamha aap ke naam hai,
ise sirf sms na samaj lena,
ye hamari taraf se apko "I miss you" ka paigam hai.

Thokar Khate Hain Aur Muskurate Hain



Thokar khate hain aur muskurate hain,
is dil ko sabar karna sikhate hain,
hum to dard lekar bhi yaad karte hain,
aur log dard dekar bhi bhool jate Hain.

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Sardiyan Di Ik Shaam Ohne

Sardiyan di ik shaam ohne mere hath fadke keha ke ene garam hath wafa di nishani hunde ne,

Menu aj ehsaas hoya ke us wele usde hath ene thande kyo c.

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Baarish Mein Hum Paani Ban Ke

Baarish mein hum paani ban ke behte jayenge,

Patjhad mein phool banke bikhar jayenge,

Kya hua jo hum aaj aapko tang karte hain,

Kuch din mein aap in lamho ko taras jayenge.

Terian Yaadan Naal Preet Payi bethe Aa



Terian yaadan naal preet payi bethe aa,
eh na samjhi tenu bhulayi bethe aa,
duriyan ki karan giyan door sanu,
jad rooh vich hi tenu vasai bethe aa.

Friday, April 27, 2012

Salamat Rakhi Mere Yaar Nu Rabba


Salamat rakhi mere yar nu rabba,

dukh hove na kadi naseeb usnu,

lakh duriyan hon saade vich bhave,

rakhi dil de sada karib usnu.

CHANDIGARH Da Bazaar Hove


"CHANDIGARH" da bazaar hove,
kaale rang di car hove,
naal AK-47 Varga hathyiar hove,
hik de jor naal chaldi thode YAAR di sarkar hove,
"BULLET" Piche bethi ik "SOHNI" mutiyar hove,
vekh ke Kudian kehan ehde warga sada v KOI yaar hove..

Dost Hunde Mehnge Moti


Dost hunde mehnge MOTI,

Ehna de Mull chukaye nahi jande,

Rakh sambaal ke ehna nu,

Eh kadi gawaye nai jande,

Vass jande ne sahan vich,

Har jaga eh nave banaye nahi jande.

Sabke Hote Hue Bhi Tanhai

Dost hunde mehnge MOTI,

Ehna de Mull chukaye nahi jande,

Rakh sambaal ke ehna nu,

Eh kadi gawaye nai jande,

Vass jande ne sahan vich,

Har jaga eh nave banaye nahi jande.

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Sabke Hote Hue Bhi Tanhai

Sabke hote hue bhi tanhai milti hai,

yaadon mein bhi gum ki parchai milti hai,

Jitni bhi dua karte hain kisi ko pane ki,

utni hi usse judai milti hai.

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Ek Best Friend Ke Liye Best Lines

Ek best friend ke liye best lines :-


Jab main mar jaau tab mere paas mat aana kyoki us waqt mere haath tumhare aansu nahi ponch sakenge..

Agar Aap Metric, Inter, BA

Agar Aap Metric, Inter, BA, MBA, BE, STC, B ED, BSC, MSC, BBA, CA,
LLB, B Tech,
Ya
PHD
Pass Ho To Batao ki
"SASURAL" Ko English Mein Kya Kehte hain.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Zindagi Hasin Hai Zindagi Se

Zindagi Hasin Hai Zindagi Se Pyar Karo...

Hai Raat to
Subah ka intezaar karo...

Wo Pal Bhi Ayega Jiska Intzaar Hai Aapko...

Rab Par Bharosa Or Waqt Par Aitbar karo.

The Biggest Temptation of Life

The biggest temptation of life is 2 convert dreams 2 reality,

but the biggest defeat of life comes when we surrender our dreams 2 reality.

So never quit!

Some People Forget Me

Some people forget me and they don't want to link with me,

those who talk a lot with me, now they don't want to know about me.

Monday, April 23, 2012

kab Unki Palko Se Izhaar Hoga


kab unki palko se izhaar hoga,

dil ke kisi kone mein hamare liye pyar hoga,

guzar rahi hai raat unki yaad mein,

kabhi to unko bhi hamara intezar hoga.

Mushkil Mein Chahe Saath Na Dena

Mushkil mein chahe saath na dena,

Umar bhar chahe unse mulakaat na dena,

Par E-Khuda Dil todna pade Dost ka,

Aise Zindagi mein kabhi haalat na dena...!!!

Sunday, April 22, 2012

ADAT or ADA Mein


ADAT or ADA mein
kya fark hai,

Road ke Nal se pani
GARIB piye to ADAT
or
Rahul Gandhi
piye to ADA

Ab SMS ko hi lelo
HuM bheje to ADAT or
AAP padh ke Muskraye to ADA.

Saturday, April 21, 2012

14 Feb is 1st & Last Luv Eclipse


14 Feb is 1st & last love eclipse in this millennium.

If you truly love sum1, you have 24 hrs,

if you have free sms send dis msg to 10 ppl. don't Neglect Tonight your love will call or ask you something special,

but if you break dis chain, you will lose sum1 you love.

Haal Kaisa Hai Janab Ka


Haal kaisa hai janab ka....

Kya khayal hai aapka....

Hum to so gaye ho ho ho...

Tum bhi so jao ha ha ha....
GOOD NIGHT

Friday, April 20, 2012

Aapki Hasi Bahut Pyaari Lagti Hai



Aapki hasi bahut pyaari lagti hai,

aapki har khushi hamein hamari lagti hai,

kabhi door na karna khud se humein,

aapki dosti humein jaan se bhi pyaari lagti hai...

Masa-Masa Aayi Si Maut

Masa-masa ayi si maut ik hor hi archan pe gayi,

oh kal milan da vaada kar gayi saanu umar vadauni pai gayi.....

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Aiven Russ Na Saatho

Aiven russ na satho mukh mod mitra,

saada tere to bagair kehra hor mitra,

uthe hundi aa umid jithe jor mitra,

tenu meri nahi par mainu teri lod mitra.

Garur Vich Lang De Ne

Garur vich lang de ne saade kol di,

kadar na jani saade ik bol di,

jindagi nu saadi ohna injh roleya,

jive lang di eh hawa sukke pateyan nu rol di.

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Ladka To Ramdev

Ramdev: Aaj aurat itna kam kapde pehnti hain,
unki taange, peeth, pura badan nanga dikhta hai.

Ek ladke ki aawaz aayi: Baba, Yoga karvao, subah subah mood mat banvao.

Mom I Am Going To Movie

MOSQUITO: Mom, i am going to movie.

MOM: Take care, there people clap & you may die.

MOSQUITO: No mom i am going 2 THE DIRTY PICTURE no claps..

All the hands will be busy.

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Most Women Usually Have

Most women usually have only two problems:

1. Nothing to wear

2. No place to keep all the clothes .....!!!!!!!

Har Inayat Har Khushi


Har inayat har khushi aapki ho,

Mehak uthe wo mehfil jaha hasi aapki ho,

Koi bhi lamha aapka udas na ho,

Khuda kare jannat jaisi zindagi aapki ho.

Monday, April 16, 2012

khata Ho Gayi To Saza Suna Do

khata ho gayi to saza suna do,

dil mein itna dard hai kyon wajah bata do,

der ho gayi hai yaad karne mein zarur,

lekin aapko bhula denge yeh khayaal apne dil se mita do..............

Ladke Ne Slim si Ladki Ko Sms Bheja


Ladke ne slim si ladki ko sms bheja

Chehra tera khaas nahi,

Haddiyo pe tere maas nahi,

Propose tujhe khak karu,

Teri to 14feb tak jine ki bhi aas nahi..

Sunday, April 15, 2012

Eh Duniya Vale Pagal Ne

Eh duniya vale pagal ne,

jo aashiq nu samjaunde ne,

jo agg samundro nai bujdi,

oh fuka maar bujande ne.

Paani Wagda Dekh Dariya Vich


Paani Wagda Dekh Dariya Vich,

Mere Dil Vich Ik Khyaal Aaya,

Rabba Aina Paani Duniya te Kis Kamm Da,

Je Mere dost Nu Hi Kade Nahaun Da Khyaal Na Aaya..

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Aukhe Vele Ik-Ik Karke

Aukhe vele ik-ik karke saare tur gaye,

palla tu vi chuda leya ta koi gal ni,

main reh geya han jag layi majak banke,

thoda tu vi uda leya ta koi gal ni..

1 Bacha Darwaje Ki Bell

1 Bacha darwaje ki bell bajane ki koshish kar Raha tha

1 buzurg ne dekha or bell bajadi or bola:- Beta or kuch?
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Bacha:-Ab bhag buddhe..pata nahi kiska ghar hai..

Friday, April 13, 2012

Ek Bar Saare Feelings Ne Decide Kiya

Ek bar sare feelings ne decide kiya ki wo log chupan chupai kheleng..

Dard ne counting start ki aur baaki feelings chup gaye jhoot ped ke peeche chupa aur pyar gulab ki jhadiyon ke peeche..

Sab pakde gaye siwae pyar ke Yeh dekh jealousy ne dard ko bata diya ki pyar kahan chupa hai..

dard ne pyar ko khich ke nikala to kaanto ki wajah se pyar ki aankhe kharab ho gai aur wo andha ho gaya

yeh dekh bhagwan ne dard ko saja sunai ki use jindagi bhar pyar ke saath rehna parega....

Tab se pyar Andha hai aur jaha Pyar waha Dard bhi hota hai.

Khalsa Akal Purakh Ki Fauj

Khalsa Akal purakh ki fauj,

pargatio Khalsa parmatam ki Mauj. .

Khalsa saajna divas diyan aap ji nu beant wadhayian hon ji.

Waho waho Gobind Singh Aape Gur Chela..

786 786 786 786 786 786

786 786 786 786 786 786

aap ko kasam hai peer baba ki.

Agar msg free hain to plz is msg ko 15 logo ko bhejo or pao 7din mein gud news.

ignore mat krna Kal se hi shuru hogi gud news..

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Who i Am For You ?

Who i am for you

chewinggum
chocolate
water
sweets
fruits
soft drink
coffee

select any one for me i will tell you the meaning.

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Many Many Happy Returns of D Day


Many many happy returns of D day!!

U thought dat I wud have 4gtten dis but i remember :)

Today World Mental's day
U Naughty,

where's d party?

khamosh Na Raho Khamoshi

khamosh na raho khamoshi saza degi,

muskurahat har gam ko mita degi,

kuch pal jeelo hamare saath,
.
kon jane zindagi hume kis mod pe daga degi.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Apna Hi Dil Apni Tabahi Ka

Apna hi dil apni tabahi ka sabab hota hai,

ye pyaar ka alam bhi ajab hota hai,

kon si baat kiska dil tod de,

todne walo ko ye e'h's'a'a's hi kab hota hai.

1 Aadmi Ki 6 Ungliyan Thi


1 aadmi ki 6 ungliya thi
sab log use Radhe Shyam kehte the
batao Q?

Socho

Qki Radhe shyam hi uska naam tha,
faltu dimag mat lagaya karo..

Monday, April 9, 2012

TATA Walo Ne to Had Kardi


"TATA" Walo Ne to Had Kardi.

Bade Poster Mein 1 Ladki dikhate Hain Aur Likhte Hain...

"LAGE RAHO RAAT BHAR SIRF 10 PAISE MEIN...!

"Bas Saale Address nahi Dete...!

YE MERA DIL BADA NADAN

YE MERA DIL BADA NADAN HAI,

DIL KI DHADKAN ISKI PEHCHAAN HAI,

AE YAAR TERE MUJPE KITNE EHSAAN HAI,

YE MERI KHUSHI PAL 2 PAL KI MEHMAAN HAI.

Sunday, April 8, 2012

Jis Jis Ko Nahana Hai

Jis
;

Jis
;
Ko
;
;
Nahana
;
;
Hai
;
;
Wo
;
;
Abhi
;
;
NahaLo
;

Garam

Paani

Aa

Raha

Hai..


,,,
( ".)
< )', - - .
LL '.

What is Friend??

What is friend??

i 'll tell you... Vo jo bin bulaye aaye...

Bewajah sar khaye...

Aap 1 bolo vo 4 sunaye...

magar hamesha saath nibhaye...

Saturday, April 7, 2012

Tere Saahan De Vich Saah Mere

Tere saahan de vich saah mere,
mainu kaleyan chad ke javi na,
tenu pyar mere da vasta,
mainu dil cho kadi bhulavi na,
teri khushi ch sohneya khushi meri,
mainu bhul ke kadi rulavi na,
tere bina main jinda reh launga,
khayal vi dil ch leyanvi na.....

Zindagi Mein Naye Log

Zindagi mein naye log hardam milenge,

kahin zyada to kahin kam milenge.....

Dosti zara soch ke karna dost,

mumkin nahi har jagah tumhe hum milenge....

Friday, April 6, 2012

SmS Har Pal Karu To Shararat

SmS har pal karu to shararat hogi,

Har din karu to pareshani hogi,

Kabhi bhi na karu to kanjusi hogi,

Par dilse karu to shayad aapko khushi hogi.

Wo Khud Nahi Jante

wo khud nahi jante wo kitne pyare hain,

jaan hain hamari humein jaan se pyare hain,

duriyo ke hone se kya fark padta hai,

wo kal bhi hamare the aaj bhi hamare hain.

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Jab Maine Darwaza Khola

JAb maine darwaza khola,

Aapki aankhon mein AANSU,

chehre par hansi thi,

Sanso mein AAHEN, Dil me bebasi thi,

Pehle kyu nahi bataya,

Darwaze mein ungli phansi thi .

Shaadi Mein Dulhan Ko

Shaadi mein dulhan ko ghungat mein Q rakha jata hai

Socho
socho
nai pata

Taaki kisi ke muh se ye na nikal jaye ki

"Ah ta saleyo, mere naal set c "

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Munna Bhai To Sarkit

Munna Bhai : sarkit Mujhe 1 Nurse Se Pyar
Ho gaya hai

Letter Mein
kya Likhu?

Sarkit: Simple Bhai
Likhna-DEAR Sister

I LOVE U

Tumhara Munna Bhai.

Kehte Hain Aurat Ke Haath

Kehte hain aurat ke haath mein barkat hoti hai...

Bilkul sahi hai !! Q k agar us ke haath mein 2 inch ki cheez pakra de toh 6 inch ki kar deti hai jaise..

"Chapati" think positive yaar....

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Kaise Mumkin Tha Kisi

Kaise Mumkin Tha
Kisi Aur haqim Se elaaj Karana..?
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.
AE DOST,
.
.
.Ishq Ka Rog Tha,

Bappu di jutti naal hi aaram
Aaya.

Teacher: Ye Kis Ka Signature Hai

Teacher: Ye Kis ka Signature Hai?
"@@@@@@@"

Student: Mere Pitaji Ka

Teacher: Aisa Kaise ?

Student: Ji, Wo "JALEBI" Bechte Hain,
Unke Haath Aise Hi Chalte Hain.

Monday, April 2, 2012

Mujhe Maaf Karna Yaaro

Mujhe maaf karna yaaro aaj main nashe mein hu....
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Ab kuch galat mat samjhna
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.
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Main bimar hu 3 din se dawaio ka nasha ho rakha hai mujhe
.
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.
.
Medicine mein bhi to nasha hota hai dosto.

Meinu Aas Nahi c Ke Tu

Meinu aas nhi c ke tu inj chad tur jana c,

eh sahaan da rishta tu inj tod jana c,

ki miluga inj rulaa ke tenu,

mainu bhula ke kehda tenu rabb mil jana c.

Barso Pehle Purani Delhi

Barso Pehle Purani Delhi Se Dur Sunsan Jagah 1 Bada Ped Tha.

Us Ped Ke Niche Baithkar Lutere Chori Ka Maal Bata Karte The.

Ab us Ped Ki Jagah Parliament Hai.

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Dost Teri Girlfrend Ka

Dost teri Girlfrend ka phone aaya tha.

Keh rahi thi...
"Patthar se na maro mere deewane ko".

Maine puchha kyo?

Wo boli Bomb ka zamana hai,"Uda do saale ko..: