Saturday, June 30, 2012

Friday, June 29, 2012

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Kisi Insaan Ka Pehla Pyar


kisi insaan ka pehla pyar banna koi badi baat nahi,
banna hai to kisi ka last pyar bano,
ye mat socho ki tumse pehle use kis se pyar tha,
koshish karo use tumhare pyar ke baad kisi or ki jarurat hi na ho.

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

GM Like Computer Industry

GM Like Computer Industry
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gatesreportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got1,000 miles to the gallon." General Motors has issued a press release stating: 1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day. 2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car. 3. Occasionally your car woulddie on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restartand drive on. 4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine. 5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car XP" or "Car 2000". But then you would have to buy more seats. 6. Macintosh would make a carthat was powered by the sun,reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive, but would only work on 5% of the roads. 7. The oil, water temperature,and alternator warning light would be replaced by a single"general car default" warning light. 8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt. 9. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off. 10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuseto let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna. 11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though theyneither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete thisoption would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become atarget for investigation by thejustice dept. 12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car. 13. You would press the"start " button to shut off the engine.

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Monday, June 25, 2012

Bollywood Celebrity Email Address

Bollywood Celebrity Email Address
Abhishek Bacchan : I_can_act_too@yuva.com
Amitabh Bacchan : accept_any_role@after.kaunbanegacrorepati.tv
Anil Kapoor : expert@copyingsouthindianmovies.com
Salman Khan : why_do_I_always_get_into_trouble@needagirlfriend.com
Shah Rukh Khan : over_emotions@mostmovies.com
Ram Gopal Varma : same_formula@bombayunderworld.co.in
Sunil Shetty : hoping_to_be@indianarnold.com
Aamir Khan : whats_up_with_the_hairstyle@mangalpande.com
Aamir Khan (alternateaddress): married_or_not@toomanyaffairs.com
Saif Ali Khan : goofy_roles@suitsmeperfect.com
Hritik Roshan : main_aisa_kyon_hoon@howtheheckdoweknow.com
Hritik Roshan (alternateaddress): main_aisa_kyon_hoon@askyourdad.com
Ajay Devgan : finally_I_started_to_act@aftersomanyyears.com
Bobby Deol : no one_thinks_I_can_act@getanotherjob.com
Sunny Deol: He is still busy fighting Pakistani soldiers. Mail address is a secret.
Urmila : ramgopalvarma_has_forgotten_me@nomorerangeela.com
Mallika Sherawat : I_dont_need_to_act@overexposureworks.com
Amisha Patel : Kaho_na_pyaar_hai@wasmyonlyhit.com
Kareena Kapoor : oh_iam_so_cute_and_talented@nobodyelsethinksso.com
Raveena Tandon : waiting_for_third_umpire@stumped.com

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Saturday, June 23, 2012

1 Aadmi Ke 3 Dost The


1 admi ke 3 dost the Teeno doctor the..
2 pagal the 1 ko samjh ni thi..
Jis ko samaj ni thi Us ke 3 hospital the 2 band the 1 khulta ni tha..
Jo khulta ni tha us mein 3 fans the 2 band the 1 chalta ni tha..
Jo chalta ni tha, us ko 3 mechanic ke paas le gaye 2 ko kaam aata ni tha 1 se hota ni tha..
Jis se hota ni tha Us ke 3 shagird the 2 aate ni the 1 ghar mein rehta tha..
Jo ghar mein rahta tha Wo wohi shuru wala admi tha jis ke 3 dost the..
Mere be 3 dost the 2 pagal ho gaye or 1 abhi ho raha hai...

Friday, June 22, 2012

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Monday, June 18, 2012

Dog Road Par Ulta Pada Tha

Dog Road Par Ulta Pada Tha
GYAN GANGA . 1)Dog road par ulta pada tha to log uski pooja karne lage, Q? Qki DOG ka ulta is GOD. . 1 or . 2)Mare hue insan ke muh mein kya daaloge? Birla Cement, Qki "IS CEMENT MEIN JAAN HAI" . 1 or . 3)Wat is the cube of 13 Ans.- Suroor, coz TERA*TERA*TERA = SUROOR . "Chalo 1 aur" . 4)Wat would you call a girl who never laughs? HASI-NAA. . "bas 1 or" . 5)Why a heart broken person doesnt need general knowldge? . Qki jab dil hi toot gaya to "GK" kya karege.:-

Sunday, June 17, 2012

Research Says Girls Take


Research says Girls take 3 months to judge a boy whether she likes him.

Boys take 3 seconds,

1sec-kya ladki hai yaar.

2nd-mast hai bhai,

3rd-bhai mujhe pyar ho gaya...

sahi hai naa ...

Saturday, June 16, 2012

Friday, June 15, 2012

Read Till The End

Read Till The End
Read till the end

Ek aurat bachey ko liye ro rahi thi ...

Buzurg ne Rone ki wajah puchi,

Aurat ne kaha ke mera bacha bimar hai or dawa ke liye paise nahi hain.

Buzurg ne 1000 ka note diya or kaha jao dawa le lo or Rs. 100 ka doodh bhi le lena or baki paise mujhe wapas kar dena...

Aurat thodi der baad dawa or doodh le aayi or baki Rs. 700 buzurg ko wapas kar diye..

Buzurg khush hua or sochne laga ke Neki kabhi zaya nahi jaati...

Doctor ko fees mil gayi, Bache ko dawa mil gai, or mera nakli note bhi chal gaya...!!!..... .....

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Ek Ladka Tha Diwaana Sa

Ek Ladka Tha Diwaana Sa
Ek ladka tha diwanasa..... ek ladki thi dewanisee...... dono ek sath padte the... ladki ne ladke ko facebook. par frnd request send ki. wo aps me din bhar chat karne lage. aurladki ko bhi use pyar ho geya. 1 din ladke ne ladki ko kisi aur ke sath. ghumte huyedekha........ ladke se yes sadma. bardash nahi hua depression me. akarwo suicide karne ke liye tarres pe. chada aur chhalang lagayi...... ladki use bacha sakti thi par nai. ladki bewafanikli.......... lekin usi wakt shaktiman waha. se ja raha tha............ .. kya shaktiman usebacha payega. jan ne ke liye dekhiye shaktiman. agle shanivaar dopehar 12:30 baje. only on DD1 par...

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Monday, June 11, 2012

Sunday, June 10, 2012

Friday, June 8, 2012

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Mohabbat Da Matlab Intezar ni Hunda



Mohabbat da matlab intezar ni hunda,
har kise nu vekhna pyar ni hunda,
vaise ta har roz mìlde ne mohabbat de paigam,
par asin eh keh ke mod dine haan ke zindagì ch pyar vaar vaar ni hunda!

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Monday, June 4, 2012

Sunday, June 3, 2012

Kisi Apne ko Khona wo Kya Jane



Kisi apne ko khona wo kya jane,
bina neend ke sona wo kya jane,
Usne to mujhe mehfilon mein muskurate dekha hai,
Mera tanhaiyon mein rona wo kya jane.

Kehnde Rab Jo Karda Changge Layi

" Kehnde rab jo karda chngge layi e krda,,,
Eh soch ke na ajj takk koi gam seene laya,,,
na sochi kise naal bewfai karn di,,,
Te na e kise galt kamm nu hatth paya,,,
Bas ikko gal da dukkh ae ,,,
Na samajh sakya aj takk "sanu" koi,
te na hi ''sanu" kise nu samjaun da hisaab aaya.

Friday, June 1, 2012

Apne Saare Frndz Ko Ye Msg

Apne Saare Frndz Ko Ye Msg
"FACE DAY"
Apne saare frndz ko ye msg snd karo
Or unka point of view jano apke face k baare mein
"MERA FACE KAISA H"?
>Gusse wala
>cute
>chalak
>happy
>sad
>roshan
>romantic
>matlabi
>shararati
>naraz
>loving
>nice
>maasum
Agr 3 msg ek jaise hue toh samjh jana ki asal mein aap vahi ho.
First rply me..