Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Is Tanha Zindagi Mein Koi Sahara Nahi

Is tanha zindagi mein koi sahara nahi,
itni badi duniya mein koi hamara nahi,
kadam ladkhadaye to unka daman tham liya,
or vo hanskar bole ye haq tumhara nahi.

Chaho Tum Jise Chahat se Zyada

Chaho tum jise chahat se zyada, sapne dekho tum jiske nind se zyada, mango tum jise mannat se zyada, khuda kare woh bhi tumhe mohabbat kare tumhari sanso se zyada.

Monday, July 30, 2012

Sab Kuch Keh Kar Baat Adhuri Reh Jaati Hai

Sab kuch keh kar baat Adhuri reh jaati hai, kuch na keh kar bhi baat puri ho jaati hai, keh do har wo baat jo jaruri hai, Qki kabhi ZINDAGI bhi bewakt puri ho jaati hai?

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Hum ne to Mohabbat Ke Nashe Mein

Hum ne to mohabbat ke nashe mein use khuda bana diya...

Hosh to tab aaya jab us ne kaha . . . . . . . . . .

Khuda kisi ek ka nahi hota..

Saturday, July 28, 2012

LOVELY SENTENCE

'LOVELY SENTENCE' "Kisi ko na paane se Zindagi khatam nahi hoti, LEKIN kisi ko pakar kho dene se kuch baKi Bhi nahi reh jata"... It's True.

Teri Gami Bhi Hai Tera Ehsaas Bhi Hai

Teri gami bhi hai tera ehsaas bhi hai,

tu door bhi hai aur paas bhi hai,

khuda ne yu nawaza teri dosti se mujko,

khud pe gurur bhi hai or tuj pe naaz bhi hai.

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Udaas Hu Par Tujse Naraz nahi

Udaas Hu Par Tujse Naraz nahi,

Tere Dil mein Hu Par Tere Paas Nahi,

Jhuth Kahu To sab Kuch Mere Paas Hai,

Aur Sach Kahu To Tere Siva Kuch Bhi Khaas nahi.

Log Kehte Hain Zami Pe Khuda Nahi Milta

Log kehte hain zami pe khuda nahi milta, Unhe shayad koi dost aapsa nahi milta, Kismat walo ko hi milti hai kisi ke dil mein panah, Har kisi ko jannat ka pata nahi milta.

Na Kabhi ye Jataya ki Intzaar Kitna Hai

Na kabhi ye jataya ki intzaar kitna hai, na kabhi ye chupaya ke ehsaas kitna hai, bas ek humein or us rab ko hai maaloom, ki aapki dosti se humein pyaar kitna hai.

Palko Se Aankhon Ki Hifazat

Palko Se Aankhon Ki Hifazat Hoti Hai, Dhadkan DiL Ki Amanat Hoti Hai, Ye Rishta Bhi Bada Pyara Hai, Kabhi fikar To Kabhi Shikayat Hoti hai.

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Aaina Dekhoge To Meri Yaad Aayegi

Aaina Dekhoge To Meri Yaad Aayegi, Saath Gujari Wo Mulakat Yaad Aayegi, PaL Bhar Ke Liye Waqt Thahar Jayga, Jab Aapko Meri Koi Baat Yaad Aayegi...

Kisi ko Pyar Karna Nahi Aata

Kisi ko pyar karna nahi aata,

kisi ko pyar ke siwa kuch nahi aata,

bas yahi do raaste hain jindagi ke,

Ek Unhe Nahi Aata Ek Humein Nahi Aata...

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Asin Ena Chahya Par Usne Kadar na Payi

Asin ena chahya par usne kadar na payi... hai c usdi majburi ya kiti bewfaai... rabba tu hi sach dasde... si saadi kismat maadi ya sanu nibhauni ni aayi...

Monday, July 23, 2012

Ek Ladki Apni Saheli se

Ek ladki apni saheli se:-Aaj-kal Ladke itni dheeli Pants pehante hain, Ki pata hi nahi chalta ki. . . . . . . . . . Humein dekh kar kaisa "FEEL" kar rahe hain.:)

Khuda Tumhe Kabhi Tanhai na de

Khuda tumhe kabhi tanhai na de, Pyar mein tumhe judai na de, Meri nazro mein rahe sada surat tumhari, ye aur baat hai ki ham tumhe dikhayi na de....

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Dhamki Bharya Propose

Dhamki bharya propose..... Munda kudi nu kehnda:"Main bullet te, te Bullet 100 te, Hun kudiye tu das thale aauna ya pichhe behna.

Sharif Ladko Se Jyada Kismat Wale

Sharif ladko se jyada kismat wale to gali ke kutte hain . . . . . . . . . . .

Kam se kam ladki palat palat ke dekhti to hai ki aa raha hai ya nahi...

Mam To Student

Student-Mam, Jab Hindustan ko Hind. Pakistan ko Pak Australia ko Aus kehte Hain to Brazil Or London ko kya kahege? Mam- Tu apna kam kar Haramkhor.

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Life is कभी खुशी कभी गम

♥Life is,
"कभी खुशी कभी गम"
Friendship is,
"रहना है तेरे दिल मेँ"
When it ends,
"न तुम जानो ना हम"
So let's do
 "मस्ती"
Who knows,
"कल हो न हो"
If you really need true friend dont worry "मैँ हूँ ना"♥

Friday, July 20, 2012

Duniya Mein 7 Kaam Aasan Hai

Duniya mein 7 kaam aasan hain or muskil bhi,

1. DOSTI karna asan nibhana muskil,
2. PYAAR karna asan pana muskil.
3. BHAROSA todna asan karna muskil,
4. YAAD karna asan bhulna muskil,
5. JHOOTH bolna asan sach sunna muskil.
6. kisi ko rulana asan hasana muskil,
7. kisi ke bagair marna asan jeena muskil,
that is life.

12 O' Clock Truth

12 O’ Clock Joke at the Railway Station I was standing at the New Delhi railway station when my attention went towards a Sikh youth standing near me wearing a black turban, a long beard, and a Kirpan over his shirt. At the first glance he looked like a terrorist. After a while, one local train arrived, which was totally packed. The Sikh youth tried to board the train but failed to do so. Just then a voice was heard from the back coach 'Sardar Ji Barah Baj Gaye' (Sir it's 12 o'clock!) The Sikh youth looked over at the person making the remark and instead of showing any anger, the Sikh smiled. The smile made was so enigmatic that it seemed as if some type of truth lies behind it. Not able to resist my temptation, Iwalked towards him and asked why he smiled at that person who teased him? The Sikh youth replied, 'He was not teasing me but was asking for my Help'. I was surprised with these words. He told me that there was a big history behind that which one should know. I was eager to know the History and the Sikh youth narrated: During 17th Century, when India was ruled by Mughals (Muslim Extremists) Emperor, Aurengzeb. Hindus were humiliated and deprived of any right to conduct their religious practices. Mughals treated the Hindu women as there own property and wereforcing all Hindus to accept Islam and even used to kill if someone refused to accept Islam. During that time, our ninth Guru, Guru Tegh Bahadur Ji came forward, in response to a request by some Kashmir Pandits (Hindu Priests) to fight against all these cruel activities. Guru Ji told the Mughal emperor that if he could succeed in converting him to Islam, all the Hindus would accept the same. But, if he failed to do so, he should stop all of his oppression. The Mughal emperor happily agreed to the challenge and invited Guru Ji to Delhi. Guru Tegh Bahadur Ji was tortured for five days, he was made to sit on hot iron plates, hot oil was poured on his body. He was boiled in hot water and subjected to many more tortures in the hope that he would cave in and accept Islam. Guru Ji however did not even scream once, he was a true devotee of God and had been meditation on God for decades. After extreme tortures when Aurengzeb failed to convert Guru Tegh Bahadur Ji to Islam, he beheaded the Guru in Chandni Chowk, Delhi. Thus Guru Ji sacrificed his life for the protection of Hindu religion. Can anybody lay down his life and that too for the protection of another religion? This is the reason he is still remembered as "Hind Ki Chaddar", Shield of India. Forthe sake of whom he had sacrificed his life, none of them came forward to lift his body, fearing that they would also be assassinated. Seeing this incident our 10th Guru, Guru Gobind Singh Ji made a resolution that he would convert Sikhs to such human beings who would not only be the devotees of God but in order to protect their religion and the right of worship for others, they would also be warriors as well. Guru Gobind Singh Ji as instructed by God, createdKhalsa and fought many battles against Muslim Extremists to protect the freedom of every individual. In the beginning, Sikhs warriors were very few in numbers and they were fighting against the army of hundreds of thousands headed by Mughal emperor. At that time, Nadir Shah, a Muslim extremist, raided Delhi in the year 1739 and looted India and was carrying lot of Indian treasures and nearly 2200 Hindu women along with him. The news spread like fire and was heard by SardarJassa Singh who was the Commander of the Sikh army at that time. He decided to attack Nadir Shah's army at midnight. He did so and rescued all theHindu women and they were safely sent back to their homes. It didn't happen only once but thereafter whenever any army from Afghanistan or Iran attacked and looted an Indian city and were tryingto carry the wealth and women in order to sell them in Arab markets, the Sikh army although fewerin numbers but brave hearted attacked them at midnight,12 O'clock and rescued the women along with the wealth. Whenever there was a similar incident, people started to contact the Sikh army for their help and Sikhs used to attack the raiders at Midnight, 12 O'clock. Sikhs did so becausethey were fewer in number and could use the darkness to their advantage. It continued and became a known fact that at midnight, nearly at 12 O'clock, it is very difficult to fight against Sikhs,as the Sikhs mastered the art of fighting at night. Nowadays, these "smart people" and the people who do not like Sikhs have spread the word that at 12 O'clock, the Sikhs go out of their senses. This historic fact was the reason which made me smile over that person as I thought that his mother or sister would be in trouble and wanted my help. He so reminded me by saying, "Sardar ji 12 baj gaye"

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Jo Apni Girlfriend Ko Chand Samajhte Hain

Jo apni Girlfriend ko chand samajhte hain, wo kripya dhyan rakhe ki.. chand par aapse pehle 17 or log chadh chuke hain, Inke alawa 1 kutta bhi...

Medicine for Blood Cancer (Lukemia)

Medicine for Blood Cancer (Lukemia)!!!! I am forwarding it to the maximum I can. Let it reach the 110 crores Indians and the remaining if any. 'Imitinef Mercilet' is a medicine which cures blood cancer. Its available free of cost at "Adyar Cancer Institute in Chennai". Create Awareness. It might help someone. Forward to as many as u can. Cancer Institute in Adyar, Chennai Category: Cancer Address: East Canal Bank Road , Gandhi Nagar Adyar Chennai -600020 Landmark: Near Michael School 044 (STD CODE) 24910754 24910754 24911526 24911526 22350241 Ur one message can save someone's life!

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Pyar Wo Jo Jazbat Ko Samje

Pyar Wo Jo Jazbat Ko Samje,
Mohabbat Wo Jo Aapke Ehsaas Ko Samjhe,
Mil To Jate Hain Sab Apna Kehne Wale,
Par Apna Wo Jo Bina Kahe Har Baat Ko Samje.

Ik Oh Ne Jo Dilon Bhulaai Baithe Ne

Ik oh ne jo dilon bhulaai baithe ne, ik saade varge ne jo dil te laayi baithe ne, ki kariye dil nahi lagda kallean da, ek oh ne jo kalle v dil laayi baithe ne..

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Mere Lafjan Di Pehchaan Jekar oh Kar Lainde

Mere lafjan di pehchaan jekar oh kar lainde taan..... ohnu mere naal hi nahi...khud naal v pyaar ho jana c...

Great Words

Anything is valuable only in two situations:

First- Before getting it!!

Second- After loosing it..

In between you dont realise the value!!

Aapki or Meri Abhi Tak Ki Relation

Today's game!
Aapki or meri abhi tak ki relation kaisi hai?
Choose one no.?
345 663 999 881 554 445 777 685 468.
Reply.. I will send you ans...

Rakhte Hain Yaad Aapki Har Ek Baat Ko

Rakhte hain yaad aapki har ek baat ko,
tarasta hai dil ab ek choti si mulakaat ko,
paas rehna itna dur na ho jana,
ki mar na jayen hum bina sune aapki aawaj ko.

Monday, July 16, 2012

Life Mein Kabhi Us Se Pyar Mat Karo

"Life Mein Kabhi Us Se pyar Mat Karo Jo Duniya Mein Bahut Sundar Hai,
Balki Us Se Pyar Karo Jiske Karan Aapki Duniya Sundar Hai."

Sunday, July 15, 2012

Is Kadar Na Har Baat Yaaron se Pucho

Is kadar na har baat yaaron se pucho, jo baat raaz ki ho isharo se pucho, Lehro se khelna to samandar ka shauk hai, lagti hai chot kaisi kinaron se pucho.

If You Get These Lines

If you Get these Lines,
then U can Change Alot in Life:
Do Not Get Upset With people Or Situations..
Both are Powerless Without Your Reaction.

Saturday, July 14, 2012

Asin Kinna Pyar Karde aa Ohde Naal

Asin kinna pyar karde aa ohde nal, shayad osnu es gal da ehsaas nahi, dil dukhi dukhi rehnda ae, par ohde kolo udaas nahi, nahi karde oh pehla warga pyar saanu, koi hor saade to changa mil gaya, ya saade vich kuch khaas nahi. .

Sajti Rahe Khushiyon Ki Mehfil

Sajti rahe khushiyon ki mehfil,

Har khushi suhani bani rahe,

Aap zindagi mein itne khush rahe,

ki khushi bhi aap ki deewani bani rahe.

Friday, July 13, 2012

Ohdi Chahat Ne Mainu Rulaya Bahut

Ohdi chahat ne mainu rulaya bahut, ohdi yaad ne mainu tadfaya bahut, main ohnu hadd ton wadd pyar karda haan, Is gal nu ohne azmaya bahut.

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Ki Dassa Dard Kahani

Ki dassa dard kahani baare hanju aj v wehde rehde ne,

asin yaad rakya oh bhul gaye kende yaaran da ki ae,

yaar ta tere warge aunde jaande rehnde ne.

"DUNIYA" Ka "YAQEEN" Kare Bhi

"DUNIYA" Ka "YAQEEN" Kare Bhi To Kaise karein,

"apni" Hi"aankh" ka aansu Bhi To Apna Nahi Raha,

Wo Bhi nikla to kisi aur Ke Liye Nikla..

Use Computers to Look Busy

Use computers to look busy-- Any time you use a computer, it looks like "work" to the casual observer. You can send and receive personal e-mail, chat and have a blast without doing anything remotely related to work. These aren't exactly the societal benefits that the proponents of the computer revolution would like to talk about, but they're not bad either. When you get caught by your boss -- and you will get caught -- your best defense is to claim you're teaching yourself to use new software, thus saving valuable training dollars.

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Kisi Se Kya Gila Karna Iss Jahaan Mein

<<>> Kisi Se Kya 'Gila' Karna Iss Jahaan Mein,,,, ....Shayad Hum Hi 'Yaad' Ke Kaabil Nahi Rahe...

Hamari Khamoshi Hamari Aadat Hai

Hamari Khamoshi Hamari Aadat Hai, In Duriyon mein Bhi Hamari Chahat Hai, Hamari Zindagi Agar Khubsurat Hai To, Uski Wajah Aapki MUSHKURAHAT Hai.

Kitna Dur Nikal Gaya Rishta Nibhate Nibhate

Kitna dur nikal gaya rishta nibhate nibhate,
Khud ko kho diya apno ko pate pate,
Log kehte hain dard hai mere DIL mein,
or main THAK GAYA MUSKURATE MUSKURATE.

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Pendu Kudia Fasaun Da Nateeja

Marjaaani kamli menu pen-drive fada ke kehndi. . . . . . . .

Mainu ehde ch facebook paa ke dede,
main vi chalaya karungi.

Sunday, July 8, 2012

Students Attitude

Students attitude . . . . . . At the time of exam preparation: Aa v ho gya Aa v ho gya Aa v ho gya . . . . . . . After paper: Aa ki ho gya :-( ;-):-D

Convent School Ke Bache Zoo Mein

Convent scool ke bache zoo mein :- wow monkey is sleeping don't disturb.. Govt. School ke bachhe :-OoH VEKH TERA Peo SUtTA pEya ..LeYA VATTA MARIYE...

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Hisab Ne Ta Dilla De Rishte


hisab ne ta dilla de rishte khak kar ditte,,,,, kaash os nu o bareekian ve yaad honnn,,,,,,,,, laariya de naal umeed ta bakkkii ye jindaggii,,, jwaab naal fer dil kadde na abaad honnnnn,,,,,,,,, de sabar rabba sannu ishq hakeeki daa,,,,, shayad ohi sab soch kadde,,,,,,,, os diya ve ankhiya rounnnnn,,,,,,,, de sannu ve khushnasibi anni datta,,,, sannu yaad kar ,,, os diya ve ankhiya rounnnnn,,,,,, te naal sadiya ve ankhiya rounnnn,,,,,,

Bina Dard Ke Aansu Bahaye

Bina dard ke aansu bahaye nahi jaate,
Bina pyar ke rishte nibhaye nahi jaate,
Zindagi mein 1 baat yaad rakhna,
kisiko rula ke apne sapne sajaye nahi jaate.

Friday, July 6, 2012

A Tiger Killed Boy in Zoo

A tiger killed boy in zoo,, den a man asked tiger: why you killed only dat boy from d crowd? Tiger: hor ki karda? Kdo da bakwas kar reha c " eni vaddi billi " "enni waddi billi":-

A Tiger Killed a Boy in Zoo

A tiger killed boy in zoo,, den a man asked tiger: why you killed only dat boy from d crowd? Tiger: hor ki karda? Kdo da bakwas kar reha c " eni vaddi billi " "enni waddi billi":-

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Teacher To Pappu

Teacher-Pappu, what is your cast? Pappu-Pehle to Hum Verma the, fir Sharma ho gaye, Uske baad Sunaar, fir luhar ho gaye, Abhi hai Darzi, Aage Mummy ki marzi.

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Different Styles of Proposing Girl

Different styles of Proposing Girl. 1.English- Will you be my gf? 2.Hindi- Kya Aap Mujhse dosti karogi? 3.Punjabi-Vehli Firdi Ain.? 'Garib' naal set ho ja.....

Ohde Pyar Ch Jitti Oh Sogaat

Ohde pyar ch jitti oh sogaat ki c,
Ohde nal keeti pehli mulakaat ki c,
Judai da rog taan WAARIS SHAH nu v kha geya,
Saadi ta fir aukaat ki c.

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Good Morning

S__n rise *
B__tterfly *
Pict__re *
L__nch *
Nat__re *
M__sic *

All are waiting for "u u u u u u" So get up!
Make a lovely day.
Good morning

Monday, July 2, 2012

Pee Lu Tere Neele-2 Naino Ki Shabnam


Boy : Pee Lu tere neele-2 naino ki shabnam,

Pee Lu tere gele-2 hoton se Sargam.

Girl: In Dono ke Beech mein Naak bhi Aati hai waha se bhi kuch kha pee le.

Koi Door Ho Kitna to Kya Gum Hai

Koi door ho kitna to kya gum hai, Magar wo apna hai ye kya kam hai, Na baat ho na mulakaat ho to kya hua? koi dil se yaad karle ye kya kam hai.

Sunday, July 1, 2012

Udaas Hone Ke Liye Umar Padi Hai

Udaas hone ke liye umar padi hai,

Nazar uthao samne khushiyan khadi hain,

Apni hansi ko hotho se door na jane dena,

Aapki muskurahat ke saath kisi ki khushiyan judi hain...