Friday, August 31, 2012

In a Factory

In a factory: A man standing on the floor and looking aimlessly. CEO of that factory came and asked his salary, Man replied, 5000 sir. CEO took out his wallet and gave 15000 and told him: "I pay people here to work and not to waste time, like you. This is ur 3 months salary, Now get out of here. Never come back".That guy left . . . Then CEO asked workers"who was that guy?". workers replied : "wo toh ek courier boy tha sir, :P :-D " Moral: Dont overreact for every situation "

7 Wonders of The World



7 wonders of the world.

Guess what....

7th ME
6th my STYLE
5th my SMILE
4th my PERSONALITY
3rd my NATURE
2nd my SMS
1st my DEAR i.e. U!

Loki Taan Ek BEAR Naal Half Chicken

Loki TaAn Ek BEAR naal half chicken mangwaunde ne te ohna di Bear v bach jandi hai, Par Assi Ek BEAR naal peenuts (Geeriyaan) da packet lainde aa, Bear Mukk jandi aa par Peenuts bach jande aa............

Jihna Hanjua Nal hi Veh Jana

Jihna hanjua nal hi veh jana akhi kajal paun da ki faida, Jihne thokar lagi te tut jana aive vanga chamkaun da ki faida, Jehre dil v nai de sakde ohna nal yariaan laun da ki faida, Aashiq inteezar ch tarfda mar jave picho mashooq de aun da ki faida, Jiounde jisma nu mile na leer koi kafan kimti paun da ki faida.

Bandar To Billi

Bili Ped Pe Chadi To Bandar Ne Pucha Upar Kyo Aayi Bilii:-apple Khane Bandar:-Ye To Aam Ka Ped Hai Bili:-saleya... Tu Zyada Chaudhary na Ban apple nal liayi haan...

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Smiling is the Best Medicine

"Smiling is the best medicine. . . . .

But . if you're smiling without any reason,
you need medicine.

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Kuch Dard Hain jo Bataye Nahi Jaate

Kuch dard hain jo bataye nahi jaate, kuch aansu hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate, hum vo badnasib hain jo kisi ko yaad nahi aate, aur aap vo khusnasib hain jo bhulaye nahi jaate..

A Man on Interview

A man went to several places to get one job in America.
Once he got an interview card from Microsoft Office.
He attended the interview and qualified for the post of the “Office Boy”.
Then Microsoft Office people told him “Give us your email ID like Gmail or Yahoo id, we will send you “Appointment Letter”.
The man told I have no email ID.
Microsoft Office people told “How funny, now-a-days is there any man without email ID ?”
Sorry we can not give appointment to a back dated man.”
The poor guy with sorrow came out from the Microsoft Office and he had only 5 dollars with him, he saw one people is selling Tomatos .
He bought Tomatos by 5 Dollar and sell them by walking door to door.
He got 7 dollars.
Then next day he again bought Tomatos by 7 dollars and sold them 10 Dollars.
Such a way he became millioniare and now he has now Orchard of Tomatos and big pick-up vans, storage etc.
Now the man became one of the rich man of the country.
Many Journalist came to interview him.
When they are filing up his biography, one journalist ask “Sir, may I get your Email ID.”
The man replied “I have no Email ID.
As I have my email ID, I would be an “OFFICE BOY” of Microsoft office and you never ask my email ID !!

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Choti si Baat pe Koi Shikwa na Karna

Choti si baat pe koi shikwa na karna, koi bhool ho jaye to humein maaf karna, naaraj tab hona jab hum rishta tod denge, kyonki aisa to tabhi hoga jab hum duniya chhod denge........

A Minister Was Called to a Local Nursing Home

A minister was called to a local nursing home to perform a wedding. An anxious old man met him at the door. The pastor sat down to counsel the old man and asked several questions. "Do you love her?" The old man replied, "I guess." "Is she a good Christian woman?" "I don't know for sure," the old man answered. "Does she have lots of money?" asked the pastor. "I doubt it." "Then why are you marrying her?" the preacher asked. "She can drive at night," the old man said

What is Marketing?

What is marketing? A teacher explained to MBA students as : 1.You see gorgeous girls in aparty, you go to her and say I am rich ,marry me -Thatis called direct marketing. 2.You attend a party and your friend goes to a girl andpointing at you tells her. he is very rich marry him - that's called advertising . 3.Girls comes to you and say" u r rich , will u marry me - that's called Brand recognition. 4. you say" i am very rich, marry me ", and she slaps you back , that is called customer feedback . 5. you say " i am very rich ,marry me", and she introduces you to her husband , that is called demand and supply GAP 6.Before you say i am very rich , marry me, Your wife arrives , that is restriction from entering new market .

Monday, August 27, 2012

Ek Kutta Rooz Ek Ladki Ko Milne Jaata Hai

Ek Kutta Rooz Ek Ladki Ko Milne Jaata Hai !!! Wah Wah.... Ek Kutta Roz Ek Ladki Ko MilneJaata Hai !!! . Ab Aap Hi Bataao..... " Yeh Rishta Kya Keh laata Hai "

Dere's Only 1 Perfect Mother

Dere's Only 1 Perfect Mother in the World & Each child thinks he has it!
Der is only 1 Perfect Child in d world.. & Each mother thinks d neighbour has it..

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Man Went to Dentist

A man went to his dentist because he has a strange feeling in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "That new upper plateI put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?" The man replies, "All I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious...Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put iton everything - meat, toast,fish, vegtables, everything." "Well," says the dentist,"That's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce ismade with lots of lemon juice,which is highly corrosive. It has eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome." "Why chrome?" asks the patient. To which the dentist replies,"It's simple. Everyone knowsthat there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"

I Love You Kehnay Ka

Q-I love you kehnay ka sab se behtar din konsa hai Guess Simple yaar 1st April Agar baat ban gaye to cool Varna keh do April Fool.

Saturday, August 25, 2012

Door Waadiyon Mein Dhundle Baadal

Door waadiyon mein dhundle baadal, chhup kar parwat se pyar karte hain, dil mein tamaam hasratein liye, hum aapse milne ka intezaar karte hain.

Ladka Ladki Shaadi Ke Pehle or Baad

Shaadi se pehle Ladka Aur Ladki Shadi ke baad bhi wohi rehte hai..lekin shadi ke ke baad unke baaton ka andaaz badal jaata hai..kaise..aise… Shadi se pehle.. Ladka: yaar! is pal ka main kab se intazaar kar raha tha!!! Ladki:Main jaaun kya yahaan se??? Ladka: nahin!!!aisa khayal bhi dil me mat laana.. Ladki: Tumhe muzhse pyar hai???? Ladka: ofcource!!! Ladki: Tumne kabhi muzhse bewafaii to nahin kee na!!! Ladka: no ..never..ye khayal bhi tumhare dil me aaya kaisa??? Ladki: tum muzhe kiss karoge?? Ladka : haan haan..kyun nahin?? Ladki: tum muzhe maaroge..pitoge???? Ladka: Nahin..main aisa insaannahin hoon. Ladki: kya main tumpe trust kar saktee hoon?? ladka: haan.. Ab shaadi ke baad…. Shaadi ke baad kya hota hai ye jaanne ke liye kuch alag se likhne ki zaroorat nahin hai.. Ye hi jo likha hai uss ko neeche se upar ki taraf padho.

Friday, August 24, 2012

I Was Sad

I was SAD

So Kal raat maine apne saare gum asmaan ko suna diye....!

Aaj main chup hu aur asmaan subah se ro raha hai...!!

Enjoy the weather...

Tum Kya Jano Bewkuf Dost


Tum kya jano bewkuf dost kya hote hain,
tum kya jano pagal dost kya hote hain,
kyonki tumhe to intelligent dost mila hai na,
kismat to meri kharab hai..

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Damaad To Sasur

1 ladke Ko uska Sasur Jute Maar Raha Tha Aadmi-Q Mar Rahe Ho? Sasur-maine ise Hospital Se SMS Kiya, TUM BAAP BAN GYE ho. Saale ne use bhi dosto Ko Forward kar diya.

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Meri Suhe Rangi Pagg Ohda Laal Pranda

Meri suhe rangi pagg ohda laal pranda, jdo beth jave kol dil sambheya ni janda, kad lendi jaan jdo pyar naal bulaundi, menu pende ne bulekhe k oh hun v ae aundi, k oh hun v ae aundi.... ♥

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Aapki Kanjusi Dil ko Bha Gayi

Aapki kanjusi dil ko bha gayi,

Humein bhi phone ke balance ki kimat samaj mein aa gayi,

Socha ab aap ko msg na karein,

Par ye kambhaqt dosti yaad aa gayi....

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Meaning of Wife

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means "Without Information,
Fighting Everytime!"

WIFE replied: No darling, it means "With Idiot For Ever!"

Monday, August 20, 2012

Loki Jande Mandir Gurudware

Loki Jande Mandir Gurudware,
Sikh Gaye Rabb Nu Mnaouna,
Kayi Ta Mangde Bhala Sab Da,
Kayi Mangde Sukh Nal Jeouna,
main Oh Mang Bhaitha Rabb Kolo,
Jo Marjane Da Kade Ni Hona.

I Love You

:Fri [end] :Grlfri [end] :Boyfri [end] sab mein "end" hai siwaye... "Fam[ILY]" ke jisme "I Love You" hai... iski kadar karo. ye kimti hai...

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Kon Kehta Hai Ki Khamosiyan

Kon Kehta Hai Ki Khamosiyan Khamosh Hoti Hai?
Kabhi Khamoshiyon Ko Khamoshi-Se Suno,
Shayad Khamoshiyan Wo Keh De Jinki Lafzo Mein Talash Hoti Hai...

Good Morning

GooD Morning
"JUST For u"
"MUST For u"
"FIRST For u"
"Nothing to Wish"
"Nothing to Say"
"Always be HAPPY"
"It's My Pray"
"Have a Sweet Day"

Afridi To Misbah

Afridi : “hum Sachin ko kisi haal mein 100 nahi banane denge.”

Misbah : “mager ham kaise rokenge, he’s in form…”

Afridi : “hum under 100 all out ho jayenge.”

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Jaruri Nahi ki Insaan Pyar Ki

Jaruri nahi ki Insaan pyar ki murat ho,

Sundar aur behad khubsurat ho,

Achha to wahi hota hai,
Jo tab aapke saath ho jab Aapko uski zarurat ho..

Friday, August 17, 2012

Bollywood Celebrities in Call Centre

Ever imagined how it would bewhen we see Bollywood stars in BPO industry, taking calls of the customers. We dont feel pity for bollywood, but what will happen to customers.God! save them… Amitabh: Thank you for callingcustomer care. Rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagate hainfilhaal ek customer care agenthain. Customer: (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER Amitabh: Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap ko chor kaha tha. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaal diya tha. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere haath pe yeh likh diya tha. uske baad, uske baad mere bhai, Tum jis manager ko kahoge main laaonga. Dharmendra: Thank you for calliiiiingg. . Customer: I need help Dharmendra: main aa raha hoon maa. Customer: I am unable to use your product, its waste and worthless. Dharmendra: Kutte mein tera khoon pee jaaonga. Customer: What!!! I need your manager Dharmendra: (To his manager)Manager is customer ke saamne mat naachna Shatru : Aaaaaiiin Kis ullllu ke patthe ne call kiya hai. Customer : How dare you speak like that Shatru : Khaaaamoshhhhh, seedhi tarah bolde issue kya hai warna, haaaaaaaaa!! ! Asrani: hahhaaaaaaa naya kabutar ne call kiya Customer: I lost my invoice Asrani : Hahhaaaaaaaa hamare jasoos kone kone mein phaile hue hain mil jayegi. Hum angrezon ke zamaane ke agent hain..haahhaaa Kestu Mukherji: Iiiiiihhhhye. Customer: hi Kestu Mukherji : iiiihhhyeee tumko, tumko kya problem hai Customer : I have not received my product Kestu Mukherji : To saale (hicup) main kya karoon. Police mien report likha.. Shakti: AAAuuuuuu… mera naam hai balllllllllma. Thank you for calling aaauuuuu Customer: I need your manager Shakti: Mujhse baat karona. Main ek chhota sa, nanha sa, pyara sa agent hooon.. Mehmood: Ayyo Dyevi … thankyou ji for calling ji.. Ayyo Customer : I am not devi Mehmood : Ayyo muruga… ye dyevi nai ji … ye to dyeva hai… Ajit: Saara shehar mujhe Lion ke naam se jaanta hai. May I know your name please Customer : Mona Ajit: Mona darling. Tumne hamein call kyun kiya Customer : (Angrily) I WANT YOUR MANAGER Ajit: Mona dear, Agar hum tumhe hamara manager de denge to hamein manage kaunkarega. Gabbar : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHA….Jo dargaya wo maraga… batao tumhen kya chahiye Customer : I want to buy a product from your company Gabbar: Kitne paise hai re Customer : $ 10.00 Gabbar: Suaar Ke baccho, sirf$10.00, dhikkaar hai Prem Chopra: Prem…Prem naam hai mera.. Prem chopra… Customer : I lost my invoice I need one Prem Chopra: Kar bhalaa to hobhalaa..jaa apni invoice khud dhoondle Rajkumar : Jaani, Tumhara ye call bahut keemti hai.. Ise cut mat karna Customer: I lost my invoice Rajkumar: Jaani… ye invoice hai.. Bacchon ke khelne ki cheez nahi Customer : shut up.. I need myinvoice sent to me in 10 minutes… otherwise I will speak to your manager Rajkumar : Dhamki kisi aur ko jaakar dena, manager humko dara sake manager mein itna dum nahi, humse hai manager,manager se hum nahi. Lastly… Sharukh: Thank you for kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkk (Stuck at K) Customer hung up the phone…

What Would Elvis be Doing

Q: What would Elvis be doingif he was alive right now? A: Clawing at the inside of hiscoffin! Q: Where does the Black Forest cuckoo live? A: In the Gateau... Q: What's green and sings? A: Elvis Parsely Q: What's stiff and excites women? A: Elvis Presley! Q: What is the difference between Elvis and smart blondes? A: Elvis has been sighted! Q: What was Elvis's last great hit? A: The bathroom floor! Q: What's a dog's fave song? A: Ain't nuttin but a hound dog!! Q: Why was Elvis called the 'Pelvis'? A: Because after decomposition that's probably all that's left of him by now!

A Life Time Advice

"Jeevan mein itni Galtiyan na karo Ki pencil se pehle Rubber ghis jaye,

Aur rubber ko Itna bhi na ghiso ki jindagi ka page hi fat jaye"

Husband To Wife

Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."
Husband: "Bloody English Language!

Thursday, August 16, 2012

1ko Jehi Jindagi Aashiqan te Faqran di


1ko jehi jindagi aashiqan te faqran di,

nit hi jammde te nit hi marn aashiq,

sohne rus jande haase khus jande,

haaunke buklan de vich bharan aashiq,

dukh, bhukh te hijar handaun fakkar,

nit navinyan aafatan jaran aashiq,

JAI MASTAN DI...

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Paane ki Aarzu Mein Khoya to Bahut

Paane ki aarzu mein khoya to bahut, Aansu hi na nikle roye to bahut, Pal Bhar ke liye unhe aazmaya to bahut, Apna hi na bana sake par chaha to bahut..

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

This is the Day That Our Nation


This is the day, That Our nation sings
This is the day That the liberty bell starts to ring
This is the day We all start to remember What We stand for and to celebrate our Independence we stand up high,
as We All start to cry As we think about,
All that died For you, for me, for our whole country Risking there life Each and everyday here is a salute To all that lay ...
Happy Independence Day..

Let us Celebrate & Enjoy


Loved Indians, Let us celebrate & enjoy the freedom to live Independently in our country Cheerfully, Helpfully, Hopefully, Peacefully remembering our National Heroes who gave us Freedom after suffering pain & humiliation.

Aap Jante Hain ki is Duniya Ka

Aap jante hai ki is duniya ka sabse kamina insan koun hai? . . Socho? . . . . . . . . . . Ans.Is sms ka sabse pahla shabad

Us Bewafa Ko Na Aaya

Us bewafa ko na aaya hamari wafa ka yakeen... Humne kaha hum mar jaayenge or usne kaha-> 'marja' fir ( ._.) <) ) _// ... fir kya ... bejti ho gayi.

Sunday, August 12, 2012

ਕਾਸ਼ ! ਕੋਈ ਇਸ ਤਰਾਂ ਵਾਕਿਫ਼ ਹੋਵੇ

ਕਾਸ਼ ! ਕੋਈ ਇਸ ਤਰਾਂ ਵਾਕਿਫ਼ ਹੋਵੇ ਮੇਰੀ ਜ਼ਿੰਦਗੀ ਤੋਂ, ਮੈਂ ਬਾਰਿਸ਼ 'ਚ ਵੀ ਰੋਵਾਂ ਤੇ ਉਹ ਮੇਰੇ ਹੰਝੂ ਪਛਾਣ ਲਵੇ.

ਮੈ ਸੁਣਿਆ ਤੇਰੇ ਘਰ ਦੇ ਕਹਿਦੇ

ਮੈ ਸੁਣਿਆ ਤੇਰੇ ਘਰ ਦੇ ਕਹਿਦੇ ਡਾਕਟਰੀ ਕਰਾਉਣੀ ਆ ਬਚ ਕੇ ਰਹਿਉ ਸਹੌਣਿਉ ਤੇਰੇ ਦਿਲ ਦੇ x- ray ਚ ਮੇਰੀ ਫੋਟੋ ਉਣੀ ਆ

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Let’s Salute Our Great Freedom Fighters

Let’s salute our great freedom fighters BHAGAT SINGH, RAJGURU AND SUKHDEV “JAI HIND”… VANDE MATARAM, VANDE MATARAM…

Har Nazar Main Ek Kashish Hoti Hai

Har Nazar Main Ek Kashish Hoti Hai, Har Dil Mai Ek Chahat Hoti Hai, Mumkin Nahi Har Ek Ke Liye TAJMAHAL Banana, Kyonki Har Dil Mein Chaar – Paanch Mumtaz Hoti Hai.

Poem on Taj Mahal By 3 Different People

Poem on TAJMAHAL by 3 diff Ppl. BACHELOR- Taqdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti, Taj Mahal banana chahta hu, Magar Mumtaz nahi MILTI. LOVER- Taqdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti, Mumtaz mil gayi hai, Magr shadi nahi KARTI. MARRIED- Taqdir hai mgar kismat nahi khulti, Taj Mahal banana chahta hu, Magar Mumtaz nahi MARTI!

Friday, August 10, 2012

Strange Facts

--Strange FACTS: 1.Roti ka 1 niwala 7sec Ke baad pet mein pahunchta hai 2.Insani baal 3kg tak wazan utha skta hai 3.Her mard Ke penis ki lambai Uske hath Ke angothe se double hoti hai 4.Ladies mardo se zyada palke jhapkati hai 5. Aur tera dhyaan abhi tak anghote pe hi hai Naap le bhai Naap le..

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Aaj Ki 2 Pyari Baatein

Aaj ki 2 pyari batein-

1) kisi ko chahte ho to dil se chaho sirf juban se nahi,
2) kisi pe gussa karte ho to sirf juban se karo dil se nahi.

Wo Kehte Hain Tum Mujhse Itna

wo kehte hain tum mujhse itna pyar kyun karte ho,

maine kaha ek chah hai tujhe pane ki,

wo kehte hain har time udas kyun rehte ho,

maine kaha intezar hai teri khushi pane ki,

wo kehte hain har time sochti kyun rehte ho,

maine kaha adat ho gayi soch mein tujhe apna bnane ki,

wo kahte hain agar main na mila to,

maine kaha koshish karunga ye zindagi mitane ki,

wo kahte hain kya hasil hoga ye sab karke,

maine kha ek umeed jagaunga tujhe agle janam mein pane ki.

ਔਖੇ ਵੇਲੇ ਜਦੋ ਸਾਨੂੰ ਯਾਰਾ ਦੀ ਲੋੜ ਪਈ

ਔਖੇ ਵੇਲੇ ਜਦੋ ਸਾਨੂੰ ਯਾਰਾ ਦੀਲੋੜ ਪਈ, ਜਿੰਨਾ-੨ ਦਿੱਤੇ ਨੇ ਸਹਾਰੇ ਯਾਦਰਹਿਣਗੇ.... ਮੋਤ ਭਰੇ ਰਾਹ ਤੇ ਇਕੱਲੇ ਸੀ ਤੁਰਦੇ, ਜਿੰਨਾ-੨ ਦਿੱਤੇ ਜਿਉਣ ਦੇ ਇਸ਼ਾਰੇ ਯਾਦ ਰਹਿਣਗੇ.... ... ਸੱਜਣਾ ਨੇ ਐਖੇ ਵੇਲੇ ਮਿਹਣੇ ਮਾਰੇ, ਚੱਲ ਉਹਣਾ ਦੇ ਵੀ ਦਿੱਤੇ ਇਹ ਨਜਾਰੇ ਯਾਦ ਰਹਿਣਗੇ.... ਸਾਡੀ ਹੀ ਜਾਨ ਬਣ ਜਾਨ ਜਿੰਨਾ ਕੱਢ ਲਈ, ਸਾਨੂੰ ਉਹ ਜਾਨ ਤੋ ਪਿਆਰੇ ਯਾਦ ਰਹਿਣਗੇ......

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Tinka Tinka Tufan Mein Bikarte Chale Gaye



Tinka Tinka tufan mein bikharte chale gaye,
tanhai ki gehraiyon mein utarte chale gaye,
jannat thi har shaam yaaron ke saath,
lekin 1-1 karke sab bichadte chale gaye.

80 Usde Haan Eh Raaz

"80" Usde Haan Eh Raaz Taan Oh Jaan Chuke ne..
PAR... Oh Kisde Ne Bas Ehi Sawaal raatan Nu Saun Nii Denda...

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

ਕੇਹੇ ਅੱਜ ਜਮਾਨੇ ਆਏ ਵਿਗੜਦੀ ਜਾਏ ਔਲਾਦ ਵੇ ਲੋਕੋ

ਕੇਹੇ ਅੱਜ ਜਮਾਨੇ ਆਏ , ਵਿਗੜਦੀ ਜਾਏ ਔਲਾਦ ਵੇ ਲੋਕੋ , ਨਸ਼ਿਆਂ ਦੇ ਵਿਚ ਜਾਏ ਰੁੜਦੀ , ਜਵਾਨੀ ਹੋ ਗਈ ਬਰਬਾਦ ਓਏ ਲੋਕੋ , ਪਾਲੀ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਸ਼ੋਂਕ ਨਸ਼ੇ ਦਾ , ਪੈੱਗ ਸ਼ਾਮ ਨੂੰ ਲਾਉਂਦੇ ਨੇ , ਕੇਪ੍ਸੂਲ ਗੋਲੀਆਂ ਸਭ ਖਾਈ ਜਾਂਦੇ , ਟੀਕੇ ਨਸ਼ੇ ਦੇ ਲਾਉਂਦੇ ਨੇ , ਕੁਝ ਪੱਟਿਆ ਇਹਨਾ ਨੂੰ ਗਾਣਿਆਂ ਨੇ , ਕੁਝ ਨਸ਼ਾ ਸ਼ੋਂਕ ਨਾਲ ਕਰਦੇ ਨੇ, ਸ਼ਰੇਆਮ ਅੱਜ ਵਿਕਣ ਪੰਜਾਬ ਵਿਚ, ਸਮੈਕ ਅਫੀਮਾਂ ਤੇ ਜਰਦੇ ਨੇ , ਜਦੋਂ ਨਾ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਪੈਸੇ ਨਸ਼ੇ ਲਈ, ਨਿੱਤ ਜੁਗਤ ਕੋਈ ਨਵੀਂ ਲਗਾਉਂਦੇ ਨੇ , ਫੇਰ ਡਾਕਾ ਮਾਰਦੇ ਘਰ ਆਪਣੇ ਹੀ , ਜਾਂ ਕਿਸੇ ਨੂੰ ਰਾਹ ਵਿਚ ਰੋਕ ਕੇ ਖੋਹੰਦੇ ਨੇ, ਇਸ ਨਸ਼ੇ ਨੇ ਕਈ ਮਾਵਾਂ ਦੇ , ਪੁੱਤ ਓਹਨਾਂ ਕੋਲੋਂ ਖੋਹ ਲਏ ਨੇ, ਹੀਰਿਆਂ ਵਰਗੇ ਵੀਰ ਭੈਣਾਂ ਦੇ , ਆਪਣੀ ਜਕੜ ਦੇ ਵਿਚ ਲੁਕੋ ਲਏ ਨੇ, ਪਲ ਦਾ ਨਈ ਭਰੋਸਾ ", ਇਸ ਸਾਹ ਦੀ ਮਸ਼ੀਨ ਦਾ , ਲਗਾ ਲੋ ਜਿੰਦ ਨੂੰ ਕਿਸੇ ਚੰਗੇ ਕੰਮੀ , ਕੀ ਫਾਇਦਾ ਨਸ਼ੇ ਕਰ ਕੇ ਜਿਉਣ ਦਾ ....!!!!

Good Morning

Knock!
Knock!
Knock!

Ghar dekhne mein to acha lag raha hai,

lagta hai Galat ghar mein aa gaye,

Hamein to ek kanjoos ke address par sirf GOOD MORNING kehne jaana tha.

Monday, August 6, 2012

Karta Raha Fareb Koi Saadgi ke Saath

Karta raha fareb koi saadgi ke saath, Itna bada majak meri zindagi ke saath, Shayad mili saja is jurm ki mujhe, Jo kiya tha pyar ek ajnabi ke saath.

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Hum Taaron ki Duniya Mein

Hum taaron ki duniya mein jaane ke baad,
Aapko har ek taare mein nazar aayenge,
Aap har pal koi dua maang lena,
Aur hum har pal aapki khushi ke liye toot jayenge.

ਘਰ-ਘਰ ਪੁੱਤ ਜ਼ੰਮਦੇ

ਘਰ-ਘਰ ਪੁੱਤ ਜ਼ੰਮਦੇ, ਬੱਬੂ ਮਾਨ ਨੀ ਕਿਸੇ ਨੇ ਬਣ ਜਾਣਾ......... ਆਪੇ ਲਿਖ ਕੇ, ਆਪੇ ਗਾਣਾ ਤੇ ਆਪੇ ਸੰਗੀਤ ਬਨਾਉਣਾ......... ..... ਨਾ ਕੌਈ CHANNEL ਅਤੇ ਨਾ ਕੌਈ MEDIA.......... ........... ਆਪਣੇ ਦਮ ਤੇ CASSETE ਚਲਾਉਣਾ......... ............... .. ਨਾ ਕੌਈ ਸ਼ੌਸ਼ਾ, ਨਾ ਕੌਈ ਗਹਿਣਾ, ਬਸ ਹਿੱਕ ਦੇ ਜ਼ੌਰ ਨਾਲ ਗਾਉਣਾ

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Lafjo ki Tarah Dil ki Kitabon Mein Milenge

Lafjo ki tarah dil ki kitabon mein milenge,
Banke mehak gulabo mein milenge,
Milne ke liye jara aaj theek se sona,
Kyuki aaj hum aapko aake khwabon mein milenge!

Heart Touching Lines

Heart Touching Lines♥ . Ek Maa apne Jawan Bety k paas bethi thi. Ek kawa pas betha tha maa ne pucha k beta ye kya hai.....?? Beta bola ye kawa hai Maa ne kuch der baad phir pucha ye kya hai..?? Beta bola ye kawa hai Maa ne phir pucha ye kya hai Beta: ghusse se bola k kitni baar bataon k ye kawa hai...:/ Maa hansi or boli k beta jab tu 3 saal ka tha ye hi jaga thi aur kawa paas betha tha or tune 40 baar pucha tha aur maine 40 dafa tera matha choom k btaya tha k ye kawa hai... ♥ ♥ ♥ Maa Tujhe SalaaM,

10 Year Income

10 year Income :-P Teacher 25 Lakh Engineer 45 Lakh IAS 70 Lakh Dr. 1 Crore Nirmal baba 238 Crore Ramdev 1177 Crore Satyasai 4000 crore CHOOSE CAREER CAREFULY Chhodo Ghar baar, chalo Haridwar :P=DD :O

Lagda Sadian Gallan Ohne Dil te la Laiyan

Lagda sadian gallan ohne dil te la laiyan,
tahi saade kolo enian durian pa laiyan,
Pata nai kyo galt sochde saade bare oh,
lagda sathon dur rehan diyan kasma kha laiyan.

Friday, August 3, 2012

Family Watching TV

Family watching TV Husband to Wife: Who is Sunny Leone? Son(9 year old): The one, whose videos you're hiding inyour PC, in Sunny Deol folder!

1 Aunty Bus Mein Khadi Thi

1Aunty bus mein khadi Thi 1Bacha bola-Aap meri jagah baith jao Aunty ne usey thappad maar dia.. Kyu? Kyuki Baccha papa ki godd mein baitha tha.

Jindagi Yaari te Safar Mukde Jarur Ne

Jindagi yaari te safar mukde jarur ne,
Bache naal bacha te ishq to husan rusde jarur ne,
Ambran to tara, tahni to ful, pyar ch "DIL" tutde jarur ne.

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Mat Gussa Karo Kisi Par Itna

Mat gussa karo kisi par itna,

Ki waqt ke faisle par aapko bhi afsos ho jaye,

Kal kya pata Aap miss karein humein or

Hum hamesha ke liye MISS ho jaye.

Shisha or Dosti Mein

Shisha ..or.. dosti mein sirf 1 hi farq hota hai,, waise toh 2no najuk hi hote hain lekin shisha galti se tutata hai or Dosti galtfahmiyon Se.