Friday, August 31, 2012

In a Factory

In a Factory
In a factory: A man standing on the floor and looking aimlessly. CEO of that factory came and asked his salary, Man replied, 5000 sir. CEO took out his wallet and gave 15000 and told him: "I pay people here to work and not to waste time, like you. This is ur 3 months salary, Now get out of here. Never come back".That guy left . . . Then CEO asked workers"who was that guy?". workers replied : "wo toh ek courier boy tha sir, :P :-D " Moral: Dont overreact for every situation "

7 Wonders of The World



7 wonders of the world.

Guess what....

7th ME
6th my STYLE
5th my SMILE
4th my PERSONALITY
3rd my NATURE
2nd my SMS
1st my DEAR i.e. U!

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

A Man on Interview

A Man on Interview
A man went to several places to get one job in America.
Once he got an interview card from Microsoft Office.
He attended the interview and qualified for the post of the “Office Boy”.
Then Microsoft Office people told him “Give us your email ID like Gmail or Yahoo id, we will send you “Appointment Letter”.
The man told I have no email ID.
Microsoft Office people told “How funny, now-a-days is there any man without email ID ?”
Sorry we can not give appointment to a back dated man.”
The poor guy with sorrow came out from the Microsoft Office and he had only 5 dollars with him, he saw one people is selling Tomatos .
He bought Tomatos by 5 Dollar and sell them by walking door to door.
He got 7 dollars.
Then next day he again bought Tomatos by 7 dollars and sold them 10 Dollars.
Such a way he became millioniare and now he has now Orchard of Tomatos and big pick-up vans, storage etc.
Now the man became one of the rich man of the country.
Many Journalist came to interview him.
When they are filing up his biography, one journalist ask “Sir, may I get your Email ID.”
The man replied “I have no Email ID.
As I have my email ID, I would be an “OFFICE BOY” of Microsoft office and you never ask my email ID !!

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

A Minister Was Called to a Local Nursing Home

A Minister Was Called to a Local Nursing Home
A minister was called to a local nursing home to perform a wedding. An anxious old man met him at the door. The pastor sat down to counsel the old man and asked several questions. "Do you love her?" The old man replied, "I guess." "Is she a good Christian woman?" "I don't know for sure," the old man answered. "Does she have lots of money?" asked the pastor. "I doubt it." "Then why are you marrying her?" the preacher asked. "She can drive at night," the old man said

What is Marketing?

What is Marketing?
What is marketing? A teacher explained to MBA students as : 1.You see gorgeous girls in aparty, you go to her and say I am rich ,marry me -Thatis called direct marketing. 2.You attend a party and your friend goes to a girl andpointing at you tells her. he is very rich marry him - that's called advertising . 3.Girls comes to you and say" u r rich , will u marry me - that's called Brand recognition. 4. you say" i am very rich, marry me ", and she slaps you back , that is called customer feedback . 5. you say " i am very rich ,marry me", and she introduces you to her husband , that is called demand and supply GAP 6.Before you say i am very rich , marry me, Your wife arrives , that is restriction from entering new market .

Monday, August 27, 2012

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Man Went to Dentist

Man Went to Dentist
A man went to his dentist because he has a strange feeling in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "That new upper plateI put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?" The man replies, "All I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious...Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put iton everything - meat, toast,fish, vegtables, everything." "Well," says the dentist,"That's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce ismade with lots of lemon juice,which is highly corrosive. It has eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome." "Why chrome?" asks the patient. To which the dentist replies,"It's simple. Everyone knowsthat there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"

Saturday, August 25, 2012

Ladka Ladki Shaadi Ke Pehle or Baad

Ladka Ladki Shaadi Ke Pehle or Baad
Shaadi se pehle Ladka Aur Ladki Shadi ke baad bhi wohi rehte hai..lekin shadi ke ke baad unke baaton ka andaaz badal jaata hai..kaise..aise… Shadi se pehle.. Ladka: yaar! is pal ka main kab se intazaar kar raha tha!!! Ladki:Main jaaun kya yahaan se??? Ladka: nahin!!!aisa khayal bhi dil me mat laana.. Ladki: Tumhe muzhse pyar hai???? Ladka: ofcource!!! Ladki: Tumne kabhi muzhse bewafaii to nahin kee na!!! Ladka: no ..never..ye khayal bhi tumhare dil me aaya kaisa??? Ladki: tum muzhe kiss karoge?? Ladka : haan haan..kyun nahin?? Ladki: tum muzhe maaroge..pitoge???? Ladka: Nahin..main aisa insaannahin hoon. Ladki: kya main tumpe trust kar saktee hoon?? ladka: haan.. Ab shaadi ke baad…. Shaadi ke baad kya hota hai ye jaanne ke liye kuch alag se likhne ki zaroorat nahin hai.. Ye hi jo likha hai uss ko neeche se upar ki taraf padho.

Friday, August 24, 2012

Tum Kya Jano Bewkuf Dost


Tum kya jano bewkuf dost kya hote hain,
tum kya jano pagal dost kya hote hain,
kyonki tumhe to intelligent dost mila hai na,
kismat to meri kharab hai..

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Meri Suhe Rangi Pagg Ohda Laal Pranda

love shayari
Meri suhe rangi pagg ohda laal pranda,

jado beth jave kol dil sambhalya ni janda,

kad lendi jaan jado pyar naal bulaundi,

mainu pende ne bulekhe k oh hun v ae aundi,

k oh hun v ae aundi....

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Monday, August 20, 2012

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Friday, August 17, 2012

Bollywood Celebrities in Call Centre

Bollywood Celebrities in Call Centre
Ever imagined how it would bewhen we see Bollywood stars in BPO industry, taking calls of the customers. We dont feel pity for bollywood, but what will happen to customers.God! save them… Amitabh: Thank you for callingcustomer care. Rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagate hainfilhaal ek customer care agenthain. Customer: (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER Amitabh: Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap ko chor kaha tha. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaal diya tha. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere haath pe yeh likh diya tha. uske baad, uske baad mere bhai, Tum jis manager ko kahoge main laaonga. Dharmendra: Thank you for calliiiiingg. . Customer: I need help Dharmendra: main aa raha hoon maa. Customer: I am unable to use your product, its waste and worthless. Dharmendra: Kutte mein tera khoon pee jaaonga. Customer: What!!! I need your manager Dharmendra: (To his manager)Manager is customer ke saamne mat naachna Shatru : Aaaaaiiin Kis ullllu ke patthe ne call kiya hai. Customer : How dare you speak like that Shatru : Khaaaamoshhhhh, seedhi tarah bolde issue kya hai warna, haaaaaaaaa!! ! Asrani: hahhaaaaaaa naya kabutar ne call kiya Customer: I lost my invoice Asrani : Hahhaaaaaaaa hamare jasoos kone kone mein phaile hue hain mil jayegi. Hum angrezon ke zamaane ke agent hain..haahhaaa Kestu Mukherji: Iiiiiihhhhye. Customer: hi Kestu Mukherji : iiiihhhyeee tumko, tumko kya problem hai Customer : I have not received my product Kestu Mukherji : To saale (hicup) main kya karoon. Police mien report likha.. Shakti: AAAuuuuuu… mera naam hai balllllllllma. Thank you for calling aaauuuuu Customer: I need your manager Shakti: Mujhse baat karona. Main ek chhota sa, nanha sa, pyara sa agent hooon.. Mehmood: Ayyo Dyevi … thankyou ji for calling ji.. Ayyo Customer : I am not devi Mehmood : Ayyo muruga… ye dyevi nai ji … ye to dyeva hai… Ajit: Saara shehar mujhe Lion ke naam se jaanta hai. May I know your name please Customer : Mona Ajit: Mona darling. Tumne hamein call kyun kiya Customer : (Angrily) I WANT YOUR MANAGER Ajit: Mona dear, Agar hum tumhe hamara manager de denge to hamein manage kaunkarega. Gabbar : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHA….Jo dargaya wo maraga… batao tumhen kya chahiye Customer : I want to buy a product from your company Gabbar: Kitne paise hai re Customer : $ 10.00 Gabbar: Suaar Ke baccho, sirf$10.00, dhikkaar hai Prem Chopra: Prem…Prem naam hai mera.. Prem chopra… Customer : I lost my invoice I need one Prem Chopra: Kar bhalaa to hobhalaa..jaa apni invoice khud dhoondle Rajkumar : Jaani, Tumhara ye call bahut keemti hai.. Ise cut mat karna Customer: I lost my invoice Rajkumar: Jaani… ye invoice hai.. Bacchon ke khelne ki cheez nahi Customer : shut up.. I need myinvoice sent to me in 10 minutes… otherwise I will speak to your manager Rajkumar : Dhamki kisi aur ko jaakar dena, manager humko dara sake manager mein itna dum nahi, humse hai manager,manager se hum nahi. Lastly… Sharukh: Thank you for kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkk (Stuck at K) Customer hung up the phone…

What Would Elvis be Doing

What Would Elvis be Doing
Q: What would Elvis be doingif he was alive right now? A: Clawing at the inside of hiscoffin! Q: Where does the Black Forest cuckoo live? A: In the Gateau... Q: What's green and sings? A: Elvis Parsely Q: What's stiff and excites women? A: Elvis Presley! Q: What is the difference between Elvis and smart blondes? A: Elvis has been sighted! Q: What was Elvis's last great hit? A: The bathroom floor! Q: What's a dog's fave song? A: Ain't nuttin but a hound dog!! Q: Why was Elvis called the 'Pelvis'? A: Because after decomposition that's probably all that's left of him by now!

Thursday, August 16, 2012

1ko Jehi Jindagi Aashiqan te Faqran di


jai mastan di
1ko jehi jindagi aashiqan te faqran di,

nit hi jammde te nit hi marn aashiq,

sohne rus jande haase khus jande,

haaunke buklan de vich bharan aashiq,

dukh, bhukh te hijar handaun fakkar,

nit navinyan aafatan jaran aashiq,

JAI MASTAN DI...

Jai Baba Murad Shah Ji

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

This is the Day That Our Nation


This is the day, That Our nation sings
This is the day That the liberty bell starts to ring
This is the day We all start to remember What We stand for and to celebrate our Independence we stand up high,
as We All start to cry As we think about,
All that died For you, for me, for our whole country Risking there life Each and everyday here is a salute To all that lay ...
Happy Independence Day..

Let us Celebrate & Enjoy


Loved Indians, Let us celebrate & enjoy the freedom to live Independently in our country Cheerfully, Helpfully, Hopefully, Peacefully remembering our National Heroes who gave us Freedom after suffering pain & humiliation.

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Poem on Taj Mahal By 3 Different People

Poem on Taj Mahal By 3 Different People
Poem on TAJMAHAL by 3 diff Ppl. BACHELOR- Taqdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti, Taj Mahal banana chahta hu, Magar Mumtaz nahi MILTI. LOVER- Taqdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti, Mumtaz mil gayi hai, Magr shadi nahi KARTI. MARRIED- Taqdir hai mgar kismat nahi khulti, Taj Mahal banana chahta hu, Magar Mumtaz nahi MARTI!

Friday, August 10, 2012

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Wo Kehte Hain Tum Mujhse Itna

Wo Kehte Hain Tum Mujhse Itna
wo kehte hain tum mujhse itna pyar kyun karte ho,

maine kaha ek chah hai tujhe pane ki,

wo kehte hain har time udas kyun rehte ho,

maine kaha intezar hai teri khushi pane ki,

wo kehte hain har time sochti kyun rehte ho,

maine kaha adat ho gayi soch mein tujhe apna bnane ki,

wo kahte hain agar main na mila to,

maine kaha koshish karunga ye zindagi mitane ki,

wo kahte hain kya hasil hoga ye sab karke,

maine kha ek umeed jagaunga tujhe agle janam mein pane ki.

ਔਖੇ ਵੇਲੇ ਜਦੋ ਸਾਨੂੰ ਯਾਰਾ ਦੀ ਲੋੜ ਪਈ

ਔਖੇ ਵੇਲੇ ਜਦੋ ਸਾਨੂੰ ਯਾਰਾ ਦੀ ਲੋੜ ਪਈ
ਔਖੇ ਵੇਲੇ ਜਦੋ ਸਾਨੂੰ ਯਾਰਾ ਦੀਲੋੜ ਪਈ, ਜਿੰਨਾ-੨ ਦਿੱਤੇ ਨੇ ਸਹਾਰੇ ਯਾਦਰਹਿਣਗੇ.... ਮੋਤ ਭਰੇ ਰਾਹ ਤੇ ਇਕੱਲੇ ਸੀ ਤੁਰਦੇ, ਜਿੰਨਾ-੨ ਦਿੱਤੇ ਜਿਉਣ ਦੇ ਇਸ਼ਾਰੇ ਯਾਦ ਰਹਿਣਗੇ.... ... ਸੱਜਣਾ ਨੇ ਐਖੇ ਵੇਲੇ ਮਿਹਣੇ ਮਾਰੇ, ਚੱਲ ਉਹਣਾ ਦੇ ਵੀ ਦਿੱਤੇ ਇਹ ਨਜਾਰੇ ਯਾਦ ਰਹਿਣਗੇ.... ਸਾਡੀ ਹੀ ਜਾਨ ਬਣ ਜਾਨ ਜਿੰਨਾ ਕੱਢ ਲਈ, ਸਾਨੂੰ ਉਹ ਜਾਨ ਤੋ ਪਿਆਰੇ ਯਾਦ ਰਹਿਣਗੇ......

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Tinka Tinka Tufan Mein Bikarte Chale Gaye



Tinka Tinka tufan mein bikharte chale gaye,
tanhai ki gehraiyon mein utarte chale gaye,
jannat thi har shaam yaaron ke saath,
lekin 1-1 karke sab bichadte chale gaye.

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

ਕੇਹੇ ਅੱਜ ਜਮਾਨੇ ਆਏ ਵਿਗੜਦੀ ਜਾਏ ਔਲਾਦ ਵੇ ਲੋਕੋ

ਕੇਹੇ ਅੱਜ ਜਮਾਨੇ ਆਏ ਵਿਗੜਦੀ ਜਾਏ
ਔਲਾਦ ਵੇ ਲੋਕੋ
ਕੇਹੇ ਅੱਜ ਜਮਾਨੇ ਆਏ , ਵਿਗੜਦੀ ਜਾਏ ਔਲਾਦ ਵੇ ਲੋਕੋ , ਨਸ਼ਿਆਂ ਦੇ ਵਿਚ ਜਾਏ ਰੁੜਦੀ , ਜਵਾਨੀ ਹੋ ਗਈ ਬਰਬਾਦ ਓਏ ਲੋਕੋ , ਪਾਲੀ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਸ਼ੋਂਕ ਨਸ਼ੇ ਦਾ , ਪੈੱਗ ਸ਼ਾਮ ਨੂੰ ਲਾਉਂਦੇ ਨੇ , ਕੇਪ੍ਸੂਲ ਗੋਲੀਆਂ ਸਭ ਖਾਈ ਜਾਂਦੇ , ਟੀਕੇ ਨਸ਼ੇ ਦੇ ਲਾਉਂਦੇ ਨੇ , ਕੁਝ ਪੱਟਿਆ ਇਹਨਾ ਨੂੰ ਗਾਣਿਆਂ ਨੇ , ਕੁਝ ਨਸ਼ਾ ਸ਼ੋਂਕ ਨਾਲ ਕਰਦੇ ਨੇ, ਸ਼ਰੇਆਮ ਅੱਜ ਵਿਕਣ ਪੰਜਾਬ ਵਿਚ, ਸਮੈਕ ਅਫੀਮਾਂ ਤੇ ਜਰਦੇ ਨੇ , ਜਦੋਂ ਨਾ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਪੈਸੇ ਨਸ਼ੇ ਲਈ, ਨਿੱਤ ਜੁਗਤ ਕੋਈ ਨਵੀਂ ਲਗਾਉਂਦੇ ਨੇ , ਫੇਰ ਡਾਕਾ ਮਾਰਦੇ ਘਰ ਆਪਣੇ ਹੀ , ਜਾਂ ਕਿਸੇ ਨੂੰ ਰਾਹ ਵਿਚ ਰੋਕ ਕੇ ਖੋਹੰਦੇ ਨੇ, ਇਸ ਨਸ਼ੇ ਨੇ ਕਈ ਮਾਵਾਂ ਦੇ , ਪੁੱਤ ਓਹਨਾਂ ਕੋਲੋਂ ਖੋਹ ਲਏ ਨੇ, ਹੀਰਿਆਂ ਵਰਗੇ ਵੀਰ ਭੈਣਾਂ ਦੇ , ਆਪਣੀ ਜਕੜ ਦੇ ਵਿਚ ਲੁਕੋ ਲਏ ਨੇ, ਪਲ ਦਾ ਨਈ ਭਰੋਸਾ ", ਇਸ ਸਾਹ ਦੀ ਮਸ਼ੀਨ ਦਾ , ਲਗਾ ਲੋ ਜਿੰਦ ਨੂੰ ਕਿਸੇ ਚੰਗੇ ਕੰਮੀ , ਕੀ ਫਾਇਦਾ ਨਸ਼ੇ ਕਰ ਕੇ ਜਿਉਣ ਦਾ ....!!!!

Monday, August 6, 2012

Sunday, August 5, 2012

ਘਰ-ਘਰ ਪੁੱਤ ਜ਼ੰਮਦੇ

ਘਰ-ਘਰ ਪੁੱਤ ਜ਼ੰਮਦੇ
ਘਰ-ਘਰ ਪੁੱਤ ਜ਼ੰਮਦੇ, ਬੱਬੂ ਮਾਨ ਨੀ ਕਿਸੇ ਨੇ ਬਣ ਜਾਣਾ......... ਆਪੇ ਲਿਖ ਕੇ, ਆਪੇ ਗਾਣਾ ਤੇ ਆਪੇ ਸੰਗੀਤ ਬਨਾਉਣਾ......... ..... ਨਾ ਕੌਈ CHANNEL ਅਤੇ ਨਾ ਕੌਈ MEDIA.......... ........... ਆਪਣੇ ਦਮ ਤੇ CASSETE ਚਲਾਉਣਾ......... ............... .. ਨਾ ਕੌਈ ਸ਼ੌਸ਼ਾ, ਨਾ ਕੌਈ ਗਹਿਣਾ, ਬਸ ਹਿੱਕ ਦੇ ਜ਼ੌਰ ਨਾਲ ਗਾਉਣਾ

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Heart Touching Lines

Heart Touching Lines
Heart Touching Lines♥ . Ek Maa apne Jawan Bety k paas bethi thi. Ek kawa pas betha tha maa ne pucha k beta ye kya hai.....?? Beta bola ye kawa hai Maa ne kuch der baad phir pucha ye kya hai..?? Beta bola ye kawa hai Maa ne phir pucha ye kya hai Beta: ghusse se bola k kitni baar bataon k ye kawa hai...:/ Maa hansi or boli k beta jab tu 3 saal ka tha ye hi jaga thi aur kawa paas betha tha or tune 40 baar pucha tha aur maine 40 dafa tera matha choom k btaya tha k ye kawa hai... ♥ ♥ ♥ Maa Tujhe SalaaM,

Friday, August 3, 2012

Wednesday, August 1, 2012