Sunday, September 30, 2012

Jobs in Punjab State Electricity Board

Jobs in Punjab State Electricity Board.

Qualification: +2

Salary: Rs 20k

Work: Clean the electric wires with wet cloth.

Conversation With God

I asked God- Why did you always take things from me?

God smiled and said- I love the way when you want anything from me.

Saturday, September 29, 2012

Why The Night is so Lonely

Why the night is so lonely,

why the luck is so unfaithful,

people always grievance about that,

you are always love that person whom you want to forget.

Friday, September 28, 2012

Wake Up Students

If only a single Teacher do not teach all subjects to students,

then why teachers hope that students can study all the subjects?

"WAKE UP Students WAKE UP"

Want to Love With Broken Heart


BOY: Darling! Want to love with broken heart or with heart broken?

GIRL: tell me, want to beat with break sandals or with sandal break?

People Are Not Special

People are not Special,

Friendship makes them Special.

So d Moral - U were not Special,

I made you Special.

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Two Families Are Talking

Two families are talking:

Boy's family: Our son is clerk and his salary is Rs 4000 but he can earn Rs 15000 from upper side.

Girl's Family : Our girl is nurse and her salary is Rs 2500 but she can earn Rs 50000 from lower side.

Assumptions Are The Termites

Assumptions are the termites of relationships,


The best pesticide for which is humble "Communication"

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Conversation With God

CONVERSATION WITH GOD

Me:- God can i ask u a question?
God:- sure
Me:- Y did u let so much stuffs happen 2 me today?
God:- what do u mean?
Me:- well i woke up late
God:- yes
Me:- my car took 4ever to start.
God:- okay
Me:- at launch dey made my food wrong n i had 2 wait.
God:- Hmmmmm
Me:- on the way home, my phone went dead
just as i want 2 pick a call
God:- all right
Me:- and on top of it all, when i got home, just want 2 soak my feet in my new foot massager n relax it would not work.
not in went right 2day! why did u do that?
God:- let me see the death angel was at your bed this morning and i had to send you 1 of my angel 2 battle him 4 your life i let u sleep through dat
Me:-[humbled]: oH
God:- i did not let ur car start bcoz there was a drunk driver on ur route thatwould have hit u if u were onthe road
Me:-[ashamed]
God:- the 1st person who made ur lunch 2day was sick n i did not want u 2 catch what they have, i knew u could not afford 2 miss a work.
Me:-[embarrased ]: owk!
God:- your fone went dead cuz the person
dat was callin was going to give false
witnes about what u said on that i did
not even let u talk 2 dem so u would be
covered
Me:-[sofly]: i see
God:- oh! dat foot massager, it had a
shortage dat was goin 2 throw out all of d power in ur house tonight. i did not think u
wanted 2 be in dark
Me:- i'm sorry GOD
God:- don't be sorry, just learn 2 trust me
in things, good and bad
Me:- i will trust u
God:- and dont doubt that my plan 4 ur
day is always better than ur plan
Me:- i won't GOD and let me just tell you
GOD, THANK U FOR EVERYTING TODAY.
God:- u're welcome child. it was justanother day being your GOD and i lovelooking after my children. .

True Guidance is Like a Small Lamp

True guidance is like a small lamp in a dark forest.

It doesn't show everything at once.

But gives enough light for the next step to be safe.

If There is Wonderful Relation



So true: -_-

"if there is wonderful relation between 2 people,

then there must be 1 of them who has Compromised a Lot !!"

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Just Imagine The Moment

Just Imagine The Moment:-

If a small cute BABY touches your face and laughs when u go near..

If Ur Loved Ones Hug U Tightly & Say I Love u..

If someone appreciates your beauty and talents..

If Ur Close Friend Says 'Tat You r My Best Friend'..

If u r In a Sea Shore Wit Your beloved, He/She Holds Ur Hands tightly n Lays On Your Shoulder & Say 'u r a Valuable Gift In My Life'..

Let all your imaginations come true..

Tu Hovengi Shokeen Billo Yo - Yo di

Tu hovengi shokeen billo yo - yo di,

par sanu nahio hip - hop channge lagde...
.
yaara di pasand hundi sire di rkaan,

tractor te vekh gaane Babbu Maan
de vajjde..

Unki Gali se Gujre to Unka Chubara

Unki gali se gujre to unka chubara nazar aaya,

Wah wah

Unki gali se gujre to unka chubara nazar aaya,

Ohda baapu bahar aa ke kehnda: Lattan tod du saleya je dobara najar aaya.

Monday, September 24, 2012

God To African Girl

Ek black african Girl ko God ne pankh de diye wo khushi se boli-

wow, god kya ab main pari ban gaye hu?

God: nahi pagli tu ab chamgadad ban gayi hai.

A Boy Was Walking in Rain


A boy was walking in rain..

A Girl came: why didn't u share umbrella?

Boy : no its ok sister and walked away.

Moral: No moral voral, girl is not much special.

Zindagi Bahut Kuch Sikhati Hai

Zindagi bahut kuch sikhati hai,

Kabhi hasati hai toh kabhi rulati hai,

Khud se jyada kisi pe bharosa na karna,

Qki andhere mein aankhein bhi sath chhod jati hai.

Woh Rooth gaye Humse

Woh rooth gaye humse,

ki hum gairon ko dekh kar muskurate hain,

bekhabar woh kya jaane,

Humein har chehre mein wohi nazar aate hain.

Saturday, September 22, 2012

Chup Rehte-Rehte Waqt

Chup rehte-rehte waqt yun hi guzar jayega,

dur hone ke baad kaun kisko yaad ayega,

ji lo ye pal jab hum hain,

na jaane rab ka farishta kab humein le jayega.

Waqt ke Dayre se Hum

Waqt ke dayre se hum gujar na jaye,

Armano ke silsile kahi bikhar na jaye,

Islie dosto ko hamesa yaad karte hain,

kahin unke dil se hum nikal na jaye.....!

Kehte Hain Ki Pyar or Zehar


Kehte hain ki Pyar or Zehar mein koi fark nahi hota,

ZEHAR pine ke baad log mar jate hain,

Aur PYAR Karne ke baad log ji nahi paate.

Life Mein Kabhi Kisiko Vishvas


Life mein kabhi kisiko vishvas dilane ki Zarurat nahi hoti,

Q ki

"gair kabhi yakin nahi karega" or
"apna kbhi shaq nahi karega"

Friday, September 21, 2012

Hazaaron Chehron Mein Uski

Hazaaron chehron mein uski mohabbatein milen mujh ko,

magar dil ki zid thi agar vo nahi toh uss jaisa bhi nahi....

Ek Aisi Cheez Batao Jo Mujhme Hai

Reply is must-

Ek aisi cheez batao jo mujhme hai or wo aap 'copy' karna chahte ho?

is msg ko sabko bhejo or jano ki aap mein kya special hai.

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Suna Tha ki Zindagi Imtehan

Suna tha ki zindagi imtehan leti hai,

Gaur kariyega

Suna tha ki zindagi imtehan leti hai,


Yahan to saala imtehano ne zindagi le rakhi hai.

Zindagi Ki is Kashmkash Mein

Zindagi Ki is Kashmkash Mein Waise To Main Bhi BAHUT Busy Hu..
.
.
.
.
.
.
Lekin..

Waqt Ka Bahana Bana Kar apno Ko Bhool Jana Mujhe Nahi Aata.

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Sometimes You Have to Shut Up

Sometimes, You have to shut up, Swallow your pride and Accept that you're wrong

Even when you're not!

Its not GIVING UP,
Its called GROWING UP!

Akhan Cho Mere Laali Nahi Jandi

Akhan cho Mere Laali Nahi Jandi,

Teri Yaad De Siwa Koi Raat Khali Nahi Jandi,

Tu Jaan v Mange Tan Hass Ke De Deva,

Saade Kolo ta teri Koi v Gall Taali Nahi jandi.

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Rishton Mein Nok Jhonk Se

Rishton mein nok jhonk se nipatne ke liye hansi mazak karna bhut zarurui hai,

isse aap dono khush rahenge aur shaadi ki boriyat se bach sakenge.

Teacher To Student

Teacher: Aaj school aane mein itni deri kyo hui?

Student: Masterji, aate samey road par ek board dikh gaya jispe likha tha -

aage school hai, go slow.

Monday, September 17, 2012

Apni Duniya Mein Kho na Jaana

Apni duniya mein kho na jaana,

door ho kar humein bhool na jaana,

khabar hamari na le sako to koi gum nahi,

apni khabar dena bhool na jaana.

Lady To Neighbour

Lady: ye tumhe kya sujhha ki tumne kutta paal liya?

Neighbour: Taaki logon ko pata na chal sake ki kaun bhonk raha hai.

Saturday, September 15, 2012

Bewafa Hone ka Tana na Diya Karo

Bewafa hone ka tana na diya karo,


Na hi shikayat kiya karo,


Tumko kya pata kitna karte hain yaad tumhe,


Hisab lagana ho to facebook pe meri wall check kar liya karo..

Vo Chand ki Tarah Aasmaan Mein

Vo chand ki tarah aasmaan mein chmakte rahe,

Unhe dekhne ke liye hum saari raat jagte rahe,

Jante the ke mil na sakenge vo humein kabhi bhi,

fir bhi har dua mein unhe mangte rahe.

Friday, September 14, 2012

Bipasha To Hashmi in Raaz 3

Bipasha: I want to kill her.

Hashmi: Did u know that i love Esha from last 1 year from Jannat 2 movie.

Bipasha: That's why that movie below average.

Hanuman To Shiv

Hanuman ji:
Bhole nath ab main dharti par nahi reh sakta.

Shivji:
Kyu?

Hanuman ji:
pehle log lett ke matha tekte the,
fir thoda sa jhuk ke tekne lage,
mein fir bhi khush tha, lekin ab to Ghor Kalyug aa gya hai..
Aaj mandir mein 1 ladki aayi aur hath hilakar boli "HI, HANU" wats Up?

Aise muh kyun fula rakha hai DUDE.

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Meri Chaahat ki Shiddat

Meri chaahat ki shiddat tumhe mujh tak kheench laayegi,

tumhe bhi ek na ek din mujhse mohabbat ho hi jayegi.

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Silence on Lips May Avoid Many Problems

"Silence on lips may avoid many problems.


But talking with open heart solve all the problems.


So always have a talk with open hearts...!"

Ae Khuda tu Apna Jalwa Dikha De

Ae khuda tu apna jalwa dikha de,


unki zindagi ko bhi apne noor se saza de,


Bas mere Dil ki yahi dua hai malik,


ye shayari padhne wale ke sapno ko hakikat bana de.

Mubarak Ho Aapki Ek Nayi Zindagi


Mubarak ho aapko ek nayi Jindgi,
Khushiyon Se Bhari Rahe Ye Nayi zindagi,


Gam Ka Saya Kabhi Aap Par Na Aaye,
Hamesha Aap Dono Khulkar Muskurayen,


Har Mushkil Me Sath Ek Dusre Ka Paye,
Haste-Haste Jindagi Saware,


Duaon Mein Yaad Rakhte Hain Hum Hardam,
Khush Rehna Hamesha Bus Yahi Chahte Hain Hum.

Wife To Husband

Ek aadmi ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.

Husband: ye 3 mahine mein beta kaise ho gaya.

Wife: aapki shadi ko kitne mahine hue.

Husband: 3

Wife: aur meri shaadi ko

Husband: 3

Wife: aur beta kitne mahine baad hua.

Husband: 3

Wife: total kitne hue.

Husband: haan Yaar vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye Time ka pata hi nahi chala.

Monday, September 10, 2012

Oh Keh Gaya ke Intezar na Kari



Oh keh gaya ke intezar na kari,
je main kaha vi ta aitbaar na kari,
jande jande keh gaya ke mainu tere naal mohabbat ni,
par fer vi tu kise hor nu pyar na kari..

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Ladka Ladki Se

Ladka ladki se - Jaanu, Main tumse bhht pyaaar karta hu......

Ladki - Hahahahaa

Ladka - Jaan, Main tumhaare bina jee nahi sakta...

Ladki - Hahahahahaa

Ladka - Jaan, Main har hafte tumhaari activa ki tanki full karwa dunga.....

Ladki - Awwww.... Sachi......

Ladka - Hahahahahahahah ahahahahahahhah ah

Saturday, September 8, 2012

Har Saah de Naal Tera Naam Lita c

Har saah de naal tera naam lita c,
Kade khwaba te kade khyala ch Sirf tera hi deedar kita c,
tu v ki yaad karengi Ki koi c jine tainu sacha pyar kita c.

Advice For Life



Advice for life
Life is too Short . . . . . . . .
So Plz don’t waste ur time in removing pen-drive safely.
Aise hi khinch liya karo yaar..!!

I Went to a Couple of Car Dealerships


I went to a couple of car dealerships last week. At first I stopped at was Kia. Well nothing caught my eye, but the price was right. Then I went to a Ford dealer. I didn't really find anything I liked, but every car had a pair of shoes in the trunk. At last I went to the Chevy dealer. Well I see one that I like. The dealer does the once over with me, then he pops the trunk. Disapointed, I looked at the dealer and said: "Well, theres something missing." The dealer puzzled asks: "What?" I said: "At the Ford dealership I checked out, they had a new pair of shoes in the trunk of every car!" Smiling the dealer says: "That's so they can walk home!"

A Must Read For All

A Must Read For All Those Who Love Their MOM:
Ek Raat wo Dair se Ghar Aaya,
Apni MAA ko Muntazir Paaya Maa ne kaha
"BETA, Jab tak Zinda hun, Jaldi Aa Jaya Kar"?
Wo Hansa aur kaha "Maa Tum to Bas ...
Waise hi har Waqt Tang karti ho "
Wo Muskurayi aur kaha "BETA Maa hun na teri, darti hun,
Ye duniya bahut buri Hai..!
Ab Wo hi Raaten hain Din Raat Bhatak raha Hun Darbadar,
Tanha Maa Chali Gayi Koi Nahi Intezaar karne Wala Samjhane wala Sacha Pyar karne Wala,
Aap Theek kehti Thi Main Galat tha,
Haan Maa Ye Duniya Zalim Hai Ab Dair se Nahi Aaungaa,
Naa hi Sataunga Jo kahogi Karunga Wapis Aa jaao Sirf Ek baar wapis Aa jao "MAA" ♥

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Kaise Byaan Karein Hum Haal Dil Ki

kaise byaan karein hum haal dil ki bebsi ka, Unhe ehsaas hi nahi aankhon ki nami ka, Unhe mil gaye itne chahne Wale ke, Unhe ehsaas hi nahi hua hamari kami ka.

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Kayi Dina To Uthe Swaalan Da



Kayi Dina To Uthe Swaalan Da Ajj Mainu jawab Labeya,

Kore Kagaj Te Ukre Alfaz Mere Ohna Wicho Jhalkde Dukhan Da Ajj mainu Hisab Labeya,

Kai Dina To Uthe Swaalan Da Ajj Mainu jawab Labeya,

Birha Wich Ugge Assi Rukha Jehe Maruthala Wich Sukhde Rukha da Ajj Mainu Hisab Labeya,

Kai Dina To Uthe Swala Da Ajj Mainu jawab Labeya,

Ishq De Wich Kyu Aashiq Marde Loka walo Wajde Taneya Da Ajj Mainu Tejab Labeya,

Kai Dina To Uthe Swala Da Ajj Mainu jawab Labeya,

"Main Marjane" Ne Likheya Ek Hor Kissa Kyu Ki Hazara Di Bhid Wicho Ajj Mainu Janab,

Kayi Dina Ton Uthe Swaalan Da Ajj Mainu jawab Labeya,

Kai Dina To Uthe Swala Da Ajj Mainu jawab Labeya.

Hamari Khamoshi Hamari Aadat Hai

Hamari Khamoshi Hamari Aadat Hai, In Duriyo mein Bhi Hamari Chahat Hai, Hamari Zindagi Agar Khubsurat Hai To, Uski Wajah Aapki MUSHKURAHAT Hai.

A Great Thought

A great Thought -

"Most important time to hold our temper,

is when other person has lost it...!"

Saturday, September 1, 2012

Is Box Mein

< > is box mein kuch aisa likho ke mujhe gussa aaye. < > isme mujhe hansi aaye. < > isme milne ko Dil kare. < > isme jindagi bhar yaad rahe. Reply plz

Amazing Facts

MASJID=6 Words

CHURCH=6 Words

MANDIR=6 Words &

QURAN=5 Words

BIBLE=5 Words

GEETA=5 Words

They All Preach The Same 6-5=1

"GOD IS ONE".