Friday, November 30, 2012

I Agree That Rajnikant Can do Almost Everything

I agree dat Rajnikant can do almost everything but there is one thing he CAN'T do,
.
.
.
...He cant make Engineers Study Before d Last Night.

ONCE IN LIFE TIME FALL IN LOVE

ONCE IN LIFE TIME FALL IN LOVE.....

NOT NECESSARILY WITH A PERSON
BUT
WITH YOUR DREAMS , AMBITION, GOALS.

Thursday, November 29, 2012

What's Checkmate

What's Checkmate?

Man tells his Wife : "I Saw A Lady Who Looked Exactly Like You."

Wife asks : "Was She Hot?"
He cant say NO.
He cant say YES.

That's CHECKMATE !

Patient To Doctor

Mareez:- Dr. Sahab Mein bahut khush rehta hoon,
Neend sukoon se aati hai,
Zindagi mein Aman hi Aman hai,
Har kaam main Dil bhi Lagta hai,
Koi pareshani hi nahi.
Aisa kyon hai ??

Doctor: Mein aap ki Bimari samajh gaya hoon.
Aap ki zindagi mein Vitamin "she'' ki kami hai..

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Facebook pe Continue Online Rehne ka Matlab


FACEBOOK pe Continue online rehne ka matlab..??


Kisi Girls Hostel ke saamne kursi lekar baithne jaisa hai..

Patshahi Pehli SHRI GURU NANAK DEV JI


Satguru Nanak Pargateya Mitti dhund jag chanan hoya,

jio ghar suraj nikleya taare chhupe andher paloya,

Patshahi pehli SHRI GURU NANAK DEV JI de parkash purv diyan app sab nu te app g de pariwaran nu lakh lakh mubarkan hon.

China ko Cricket Kyu Nahi khelne Dete

China ko cricket kyu nhi khelne dete??

Kyuki.....

Technical problem hai

Sab ke face 1 jaise hote hain jo out ho jaye woh muh dho ke phir se aa sakta hai.

Joke of The Night

Joke Of The Night

3 kaale dost ja rahe the.
Raste mein unhe ek pari mili,
usne teeno ko 1 - 1 vardaan offer kiya.
1st- mujhe dudh jitna gora bana do.
2nd- mujhe bhi utna hi gora bana do. Wo dono gore ho gaye.
...
.
3rd- hahahaha in saalo ko pehle jaisa kaala bana do...

Teeno fir se kaale ho gaye.
Moral-kuch dost kaminey hi rehte hain.

Monday, November 26, 2012

What is Cleverness?

What is Cleverness?

Dad: I want you 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.
Son: then Ok.
Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Then ok
Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President:No
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then OK

That’s Cleverness…!!

Salute Heroes of 26/11


Salute heroes of 26/11..

Those who fought..

Those who lost their lives..

and those who never let the terror creep in and defeated its purpose....

Jai Hind

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Ladki ka Baap Ladke Se

Ladki ka baap-Main Nahi chahta ke Meri Beti Apni Puri zindagi 1 kutte ke saath Guzare.
.
.
Boyfriend-Bas Uncle isiliye to Main Use Yaha se le Jane Aaya hu.

Difference Between School and College

Difference Between School & College:
.
.
In School If You Were Late,
You Had To Sit On Back Bench..

But In College If You Were Late,
You Had To Sit On First Bench..
Agree ?

Saturday, November 24, 2012

Baba Namdev's Gurupurab

Baba Namdev ji de parkash purab diyan sangtaan nu lakh lakh mubarkaan.

Guru Teg Bahadur's Gurupurab

"Sir jaave ta jaave mera Sikhi sidak na Jaave"

Dhan dhan Shri Guru Teg Bahadur ji de gurupurab diyan sab nu bahut bahut mubarkaan hon.

Waheguru ji ka khalsa waheguru ji ki fateh

Pappu To Servant

Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife
.
Servant picked up the phone.
Pappu: Memsab se baat karao !
Servant: Woh to sahab ke sath kamre mein so rahi hai.
...
...
Pappu: Par sahab to main hu.
servant: Ab main kya karu?
Pappu: Maar de dono ko, main hold karta hu..
After killing....
servant: Dead body ka kya karu ?
Pappu: Ghar k piche swimming pool mein phenk kar bhaag ja.
Servant: Par ghar k piche to swimming pool hai hi nahi.
.
Pappu: Oh sorry, wrong number.

Ladka To Baap

LAdka lArki k baap se: Main aapki beti ka Hath mangne aya hun
.
Baap : wo q
.
Ladka : q ki mera hath thak geya hai....
.
.
.
loha gis-gis kar kar ke
larka mech engineer tha... kuch bhi mat socho.

Friday, November 23, 2012

EXAM Mein Fail Hone ki Wajah Kya Hai

EXAM mein fail hone ki wajah kya hai ?
.
1 saal ke 365 din hote hain.
.
Roz 8 ghante sone ke Yani pure saal ke 122 din
.
365-122=243
.
aur summer vacation gino 61 din.
243-61=182 din
.
Usme 52 sunday.
.
182-52=130 din.
.
Diwali ; holi etc...Festival ke 40.
.
Collage festival 15 din [40+15=55]
.
130-55=75 din.
.
Khane pine nahane ke 3 ghante ke hisab se 46 din.
.
75-46=29 din.
.
Roj ke 1 ghante dosto ke. Uske 15 din.
.
29-15=14 din.
.
Ab hum 10 din to bimar bhi rahte hain.
.
14-10=4 din bache.
.
T.V dekhne ke 3 din.
.
4-3=1 din bacha Yaar
.
1 saal mein 1 din hi to birthday aata hai.
Ab birthday ke din kon padhe hai yaar.

Must Read

Must Read:-
Ek din ek ladki ne ladke se puchaa
kya tum mera liye jaan de sakte
ho ??

Ladke ne kuch sochte hue kaha.
♥""Tera liye jaan toh de du magar uska kya karu
...
jo roz subha ghar se nikalte hue kehti hai-
beta jaldi aana.
♥ Tera liye jaan toh de du magar uska kya karu jo roz mera intezaar karti hai.
jo mere liye roz dua maangti hai.
♥ jo mere bina khaana nahi khaati.
Main uss maa ka kya karu ♥ ♥
♥ A message to lovers Plz
Share
apne pyaar k liye apni maa ko kabhi maat bhulna.

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Lady To Man

A lady calls man for repairing door bell.

Man doesn’t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again.

Man replies, “I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

God Seems to Be Planning

God seems to be planning for making a blockbuster this year..
Since he's been gathering thebest with Him..
Cast: Dev Anand, Rajesh Khanna , Shammi Kappor, Dara Singh
Director: Yash Chopra
Singer: Jagjit Singh
Comedian: Jaspal Bhatti
Godfather: Balasaheb Thackeray
Producer & Financer: Ponty Chadha
And recently the Villian: Kasab

A Sad Story

A Sad Story:

Ek student ko apni classmate se pyar ho gaya
.
Ladke ne use propose kiya Lekin ladki ne inkar kar diya aur teacher ko uski complaint kardi
.
Teacher ne ladke ko kaafi daanta or 1 week ke liye class se nikal diya
.
.
Jab 1 week baad ladka wapas class mein gaya to Ladki ko uss se pyar ho gaya Ladki ne us ladke ki book mein
likha: 'I m sorry & I love u too'
.
.
Ladke ne koi response nahi diya.
.
Isi tarah 4 saal guzar gaye
.
Moral:- bewkoof ladki itna bhi nahi samajti Ladke kabhi books nahi kholte hai...

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

What is Kiss?

What is kiss?

Ans: In Maths= Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

In Physics = It is a process of charging human body.

In Computer = Kiss is local area network in which 2 bodies conneted without any data cable.

In Economics = Kiss is a process in which demand is always higher than supply.

Monday, November 19, 2012

When You FULLY Trust a Person

When you FULLY trust a person without any doubt,

You'll get any one of the two results for sure:-
"A PERSON for Life
-OR-
"A LESSON for Life"...

Boy To Girlfriend

A Boy Makes a Glass of Whisky & asks his Gf: Lo Pio isko!
.
.
GF tastes & says: Chee, Kitni karvi hai!
.
.
Boy: Aur tu sochti hay Ke mein Roz Ayyashi Karta hun ..

To All Engineering Students

TO ALL ENGINEERING STUDENTS..

smooth road never make gud drivers,

clear sky never make gud pilots,

and..

CLEARING ALL SUBJECTS IN 1ST ATTEMPT NEVER MAKES GUD ENGINEER.

Difference Between Friend And Wife

Difference between Friend and Wife..
You can Tell your Friend
“you are my Best Friend”
But

Do you have courage tell to your Wife

“you are my Best Wife?”

Sunday, November 18, 2012

What we Learn From Indian Television Ads

What we learn from Indian Television Ads..??
You Don't Need Singing Skills To Be An Indian Idol, You Just Need Fair & Lovely..!!
That No One Can Eat Cadbury Dairymilk Chocolate Without Getting It All Across Their Face..!!
To Close Bathroom Door While Brushing Teeth, Else A Tv Reporter Might Step In & Ask "Kya Aapke Toothpaste Mein Namak Hai?"
Don't Buy Reliance..!! Even Anushka Sharma Couldn't Convince Ranvijay To Buy It..!!
That Both Kareena Kapoor & Saif Ali Khan Have Serious Dandruff Problem..!!
That If You Don't Use Harpic, People Will Barge Into Your House To Clean Your Toilet..!!
That Only Thing Super Hot Girls Care About Is Your 140 Rupees Deodorant Bathed Body!
Money Minded Women Will Fall For Any Guy Who Applies A Deo Or Uses A Fairness Cream. No Other Quality Matters!!
That Salman With A Relaxo Chappal Can Achieve Many Great Things, Unlike The Salman Without The Chappals..!!
That Your Mom Will Be Proud Of You If You Take A Bath In A
Puddle Of Mud! #Daag Ache Hain.

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Who Says Mumbai Never Stops

Who says #Mumbai never stops for anybody....???

Mumbai did stop showing love for Balasaheb....

#Balasaheb always
had the power, respect...!

Har Ek Boy Ki Dil Ki Khwaaish

Har Ek Boy Ki Dil Ki Khwaaish Hoti Hai……??
.
..
Khud Kitne Bade Kamine Hon Par Ladki Shareef Chahiye…

Maa To Pappu

Maa: Tu Apne Baal kyun nahi katwata...??

Pappu: Yo Mom it's fashion.

Maa: Wo to theek hai par LogTeri Bahen ke liye aate hai aur Tujhe Pasand kar jaate hain..

Friday, November 16, 2012

The Ones Who Liked JTHJ

The ones who liked JTHJ are human beings..
.
.
.
The ones who didn't, are being humans..

Rahul To Sonia

Rahul : Mom hum iss desh ko kab tak lootengey

Sonia : ''JAB TAK HAI JAAN''

Rahul: ohh Par humari help kon karega?

Sonia: ''SON OF SARDAR''

Kanjoos Baap

Kanjoos baap ke bete ne kaha: "Papa meri GF pregnant ho gayi hai.
50,000 mang rahi hai, CHUP rehne ke"
.
Kanjoos ne khamoshi se paise de diye.
.
2 mahine baad dusra beta bola: "Meri GF pregnant hai 75,000
mang rahi hai.
.
Kanjoos ne khamoshi se de diye.
.
6 mahine baad Kanjoos ki kuwari beti boli: "Daddy, I am pregnant!"
.
Kanjoos ne usko gale se Lagaya Aur kaha: "Shabaash beti, Ab paise lene ki baari hamari hai."

Newton's 17th Law

Newton's 17th law:

In bed, its 6:00 am, if u close your eyes for 5 mins, its direct 7:45,
but
in lecture its 12:30, you close your eyes for 5 mins, itz still 12:31.

Boys ki 2 Baatein

Boys ki 2 baatein Bahut achi hai.
.
1) Kisi Parayi Girl Par Nazar Nahi Dalte,
.
2) Kisi Girl Ko Paraya Nahi Mante.

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Hoping That This Vishwakarma Pooja

Hoping that this Vishwakarma Pooja will be the start of year that brings the happiness that Lord Vishwakarma fills your home with prosperity &fortune.

Best wishes on Vishwakarma Puja.

Software Engineer Style


Software Engineer style
May this Diwali give U…

Independence of JAVA
Power of UNIX
Popularity of WINDOWS
Luxury of .NET
Efficiency of C
Ease of VB
Robustness of ORACLE
Vision of PHOTOSHOP
Vastness of INTERNET
Compactness of JPG
Richness of BMP
Coverage as YAHOO
Reachness of GOOGLE
&
Security of NORTON!!!
Happy Diwali … Enjoy!

Monday, November 12, 2012

On The Auspicious Festival of Lights


On the auspicious festival of lights,

may the glow of joy, prosperity and happiness illuminate your days in the year ahead.

Wishing you and your family a very HAPPY DIWALI.

Girls Are Not Complicated

Girls are not complicated.... ..

They just want love. And some surprise gifts.
And some jewellery.
And few other things which you have to guess because they will never tell you straight.

Har Itt Te Likha

Har Itt Te Likha " I Miss u " Te O Har Itt Mara Tere Ser Ch. . .

Tenu v Taan Pata Lage Teri Yaad Kina Dard Dindi aa.

Har Itt Te Likha

Har Itt Te Likha " I Miss u " Te O Har Itt Mara Tere Ser Ch. . .

Tenu v Taan Pata Lage Teri Yaad Kina Dard Dindi aa.

Happy and Prosperous Deepawali

Wishing you and your family a very happy and prosperous Deepawali.

May the blessings of Lord Ganesha always be with you and may your life always sparkle with joy, success and well being.

Need a FemaLe Girl

Need a FemaLe Girl ????????
.
.
.
Diwali aa rahi hai na.... Ghar ki Safai karwani hai.

Need a FemaLe Girl

Need a FemaLe Girl ????????
.
.
.
Diwali aa rahi hai na.... Ghar ki Safai karwani hai.

Sunday, November 11, 2012

Two Boys Were Playing Games

Two boys were playing chess (joke doesn't
end here).

1st Boy: Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak raha hai.

2nd Boy: Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda.
The joke doesn't end here

Phir waha Vishwanath anand aata hai.

Vishy: Chalo Boys, chess khelte hain.

Boys: Nahi, aap to humein aasani se hara doge.

Vishy: Chalo yaar, Tum dono aur main akela.

Boys: Phir bhi hum haar jayenge

Vishy: Okay, main left hand se khelunga.

Boys: Haan. Phir thik hai.
The joke still doesn't end.

Dono obviously haar jate hain aur Vishy chala jata hai.

1st Boy: Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar. Left hand se bhi hara diya usne.

2nd Boy: Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.

1st Boy: Kaise?

2nd Boy: Saala lefty hi hoga.

Honest Sister

Honest Sister.

A little Smal Girl seen his bro girlfrend and Ask innocently...
..
..
..
Everyday you here to meet my brother, u dont have your own
brother. . . ?

On The Auspicious Day


On the auspicious day of Dhanteras puja Hindus follow the tradition of purchasing precious metals gold, platinum or silver, in the form of jewellery coins or utensils for good luck.
Happy Dhanteras…

Saturday, November 10, 2012

We Indian Student Are AlwaysThe Best

We Indian student are always the best..

Look how we study
1) B4 paper unnecessary sms to frndz.
2) Plan each day to study but end of d day:
Kal se pakka
3) We waste all our tym in counting chapterz instead of
doing them.
4) We want break after every 2 pages
5) Unnecessarily we start feeling hungry
6) We even start liking doordarshan
7) About every hard topic we think:
lagta nahi ke ye aayega.
8 ) B4 starting study, msg frndz: Kitna padha? mein kya padhu?
9) Right now u r thinking of forwarding this msg to ur frndz.
10) On each point u smiled, n thought: Hum par to bilkul suit krta hai.

Define Birthday

Define Birthday ??
.
Fantastic Answer By Dr. Abdul Kalam:- .
.
The only day in your life
Your mother smiled when you cried..! ♥

PM To Secretary

PM to Secretary- Jab se PM Bana Hoon Meri Maa ko Hichki Bahut Aati Hai.
.
Secretary- Actualy Sir,
.
Petrol ke daam badhne se Log Aapki Maa Ko Bahut Yaad Karte Hain.

Student To Teacher

Me: Can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: What for?

Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF
SECRETS.

Friday, November 9, 2012

Main Rab Kolo Pucheya

Main rab kolo pucheya..... RABBA.... EHNA HUSAN Q DITTA PUNJABI KUDIYAN NU........
.
.
rab ji muskura ke kehnde...
KANJRO.... TU C KEHDA GHAT SOHNE HO......

Frog To Boy

Ladka ta aiwen hi udaas baitha paani ch patthar maar reha c.....

Ke ik dadddu(frog) baahar aaya te ladke nu kehnda....

ANDAR AA PAANI DE KANJARA....
KAD DA TERI UDAASI....

SAALEYA MERE CHOTE MUNDE DA SIR PAAD TA PATHAR MAARKE....

Top - 10 Programming Language Currently Used

Top - 10 Programming language currently Used

1. Java – 35.7%
2. C, C++ – 15.3%
3. C# – 12.7%
4. Perl – 11.9%
5. JavaScript – 10.9%
6. Visual Basic .NET – 5.2%
7. PHP – 2.9%
8. Ajax – 2.7%
9. Python – 2.0%
10. Ruby – 0.7%

How Engineers Complete Their Assignment

How Engineers complete their assignment:
Open MS Word >Type 2 lines>
Need Reference > Open Internet >
Open facebook > Spend one hour
on Facebook > Check for what
was actually required > Close
internet > Tired enough already >
open Game (NFS/FIFA) > Play for 1
hour > Close game and open
Facebook again > Loop goes on
for some time > Finally after 6 hours and at the end of the
assignment "Saala Puri raat ho gayi assignment banate banate!"

Thursday, November 8, 2012

Girl To Boy

Girl (short clothes pehan ke): main young lag rahi hu na...??
.
Boy : ye bhi utar de pagal.. new born baby lagegi..

After Ishq Wala Love

After ishq wala love what next do you expect from Bollywood

Chai wali tea, Hawa wali wind, Kutta wala dog.

TOUCHING SAD STORY

TOUCHING SAD STORY♥
--------------- -----------
A boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage. They were a loving couple and the boy was the apple of their eyes.
When the boy was around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle open.
He was late for work so he asked the wife to cap the bottle and keep it in the cupboard.
The mother, preoccupied in the kitchen, totally forgot the matter. The boy saw the bottle and playfully went to the bottle and fascinated with its color, drank it all. It happened to bea poisonous medicine meant for adults in small dosages. When the child collapsed, the mother hurried him to the hospital, where he died. The mother was stunned. She was terrified how to face her husband. When the distraught father came to the hospital and saw the dead child, he looked at his wife and uttered just four words. What do you think were the four words?
.
.
The husband just said "I Love You Darling"
MORAL LESSON:
The husband's totally unexpected reaction is proactive behavior.
The child is dead. He can ηєνєя be brought back to life.There is no point in finding fault with the mother. Besides, if only he have taken time to keep the bottle away, this will not have happened. No point in attaching blame.
She had also lost her only child. What she needed at that moment was consolation and sympathy from the husband. That is what he gave her.
NOTE:
Sometimes we spend time asking who is responsible or who to blame, whether in a relationship, in a job or with the people we know. We miss out some warmth in human relationship in giving each other support. After all, shouldn't forgiving someone we lovebe the easiest thing in the world to do?
Treasure what you have. Don't multiply pain, anguish and suffering by holding on to forgiveness.
If everyone can look at life with this kind of perspective, there would be much fewer problems in the world.

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Boy To Maa

Boy Ki Maa:- Puttar Tujhe Yahan
Se Jalandhar Jane Mein 1 Din Laga Aur Wapas Aane Mein 3 Din Q Wo
Bhi Naye Car Se....??

Boy:- Maa Ye Car Banane Wale Bhi Pagal Hain...

Jaane Ke Liye 4 Gear
aur Aane Ke Liye Sirf 1
(Revers) Gear...

The Awsome Moment

The Awsome moment
.
.
When you are telling A Joke but can't finish it
Because Your laughing too hard

Then friend says :
Dekh Pehle hans le ya bol le.

Dog and Mosquito

True Love Story:

Dog & mosquito were in Luv.

Mosquito kissed the dog,
Dog became emotional gave a Luv bite,
Mosquito died by rabies. Dog died by dengu.

Moral: Intercast luv is dangerous.

Child To Girl

18 yr old boy: Will u be my Girlfriend??

18 yr old girl: Get lost ! No !
.
.
5 yr old boy: Will u be my Girlfriend??
18 yr old girl: OMG ! u'r sho cute
(^_^) yes yes i will !!

Hey bhagwaan ye kaise leela hai tumhari.

FUNNY FULL FORMS OF IT COMPANIES

**FUNNY FULL FORMS OF IT COMPANIES**

1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT
2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses
4. TCS: Totally Confusing Solutions
5. INFOSYS: Inferior Offline Systems
6. HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
7. BAAN: Beggars Association And Nerds
8. IBM: Implicitly Boring Machines
9. SATYAM: Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
10. PARAM: Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
11. C-DOT: Coffee During Office Timings
12. CMC: Coffee, Meals and Comfort
13. DELL: Deplorable Equipment & lacklusters
14. PSI: Peculiar Symptoms of India.
15. ORACLE: On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

We Are The Only Generation

We r d only generation who have seen :
01/02/03
02/03/04
03/04/05
04/05/06
05/06/07
06/07/08
07/08/09
08/09/10
09/10/11
&
Lets celebrate 10/11/12 shortly.

We Are The Only Generation

We r d only generation who have seen :
01/02/03
02/03/04
03/04/05
04/05/06
05/06/07
06/07/08
07/08/09
08/09/10
09/10/11
&
Lets celebrate 10/11/12 shortly.

Girl To Boy

Girl (sharmaty hue): Ye Pyar kya hota hai?
.
Boy: pyar ka rishta 2 insano mein wohi hota hai jo cement or rait ke darmiyan pani ka hota hai.

For Example
Larka = Cement
Larki = Rait
Love = Pani
ab agar cement or rait ko Aapas mein mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi honge.

lekin agar in mein paani mix kar diya jaye to koi in ko juda nahi kar sakta.
.
Girl (hanste hue): Kaminey tu to pakka CIVIL ENGINEER hai..

Nurse To Engineer

Nurse to Engineer: Breathe deeply in and slowly exhale, do it 3 times.
.
Engineer: ok
.
Nurse: What do you feel now....??
.
Engineer: Ur BODY SPRAY is simply superb babe....

Teacher To Rajnikant

Teacher: What is half of 8??

Rajnikant: 4

Engineer(must b like me): It Changes.....

If U cut horizontally then Its '0'
&
If U cut vertically then Its '3'........

Rajnikant shocked…… Engineer rocked.

Monday, November 5, 2012

BSNL ka Network

BSNL ka network,
DOCOMO ka balance aur
FACEBOOK par mili ladki.. .
.
.
.
Kuch pata nhi kab kaha udd jaye.

Top Emotional Dialouge Of Boys

Top Emotional Dialouge Of Boys

When Girls Don't Reply Them...
.
"Main Toh Hu Hi Boring, koi Nahi Bolta...

Koi Baat Nahi, Reh Lenge Hum Aisa hi Dhuki..

Tum Bhi kar do Ignore, hu hi Gatiya..

After 5 mints..
Atleast ek reply to kar deti..
.
Aftr 10 mints..
Aaj ke Baad kabhi Disturb Nahi karunga... Be Happy..

Sunday, November 4, 2012

Ek Ladka Tha Diwana sa

Ek Ladka Tha Diwana sa,
.
1 Ladki Thi Diwani si.
Dono sath Padte The.
.
Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Facebook Pe Friend
Request Send Ki.
.
Wo Apas Mein Dinbhar Chating Karne Lage.

Baad Mein Ladke Ne Uska Phone NO. Liya,
.
Fir Wo Msg Send Karane Lage.

Or Raat mein Phone Calls.

After 6 Month Ladke Ko Ladki Se Pyar Ho Gaya.

Ladki Ko Bhi Usse Pyar Ho Gaya.

After 1 Year Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Kisi Or Ke Sath
Ghumte Huye Dekha.

Ladke Se Ye Sadma Bardash Nahi Hua.

Depresion Mein Akar Wo Suicide Krne Ke Liye
Terrace Pe Chada Or Chalang Lagai.
.
Lekin Usi Waqt SHAKTIMAAN Waha Se Ja Raha Tha.

Kya SHAKTIMAAN Use Bacha Payega.....??

Jane ne ke Liye Dekhiye
.
SHAKTIMAAN...

You Can be a Doctor & save lives

You can be a 'Doctor' & 'save' lives.

You can be a 'Lawyer' & 'defend' lives.

You can be a 'Soldier' & 'protect' lives.

But why to 'play' with others’ lives?

So, we simply became 'Engineers' to 'screw' up our own lives!

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Difference Between Mother's & Girlfriends

What's The Difference
Between Mother's &
Girlfriend's Tears.....??
.
.
A Classic Answer..
.
Mother's Tears"EFFECT Our HEART"
&
Girlfriend's Tears "EFFECT Our POCKET"

Akhilesh To Lady

Akhilesh Yadav UP ke ek Gaon ke Ghar MEin jakar ek Aurat se Bole,

" Ab hum aa gaye hain, Ab Vikaaas Hoga "
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Aurat : " Pichli Baar Bhi Tumne Yahi Kaha Tha, Par Munni Hui Thi.."

A Husband's Version

A Husband's Version :
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My Wife Is Like "Terms & Conditions" Of A Website,
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I Never Understand what She Says

But

I Always Accept..!!

Friday, November 2, 2012

Husband and Wife was Sleeping on Bed


Pogo joke ...

Husband and wife was sleeping on bed ...

Husband had a habit to go for running every day early morning.

1 day he got up and came out of house

He felt cold out side and he couldn't jog..

and came back to bed and lay there...

and told her wife that its too cold today...

Wife: "Wo gadha fir bhi bhaagne gaya hai "

Boyfriend To Girlfriend

A Boy on date in Restaurant-

Boy-jaan tumse ek baat kehna chahta hu.

Gf-kya?

Bf-I already have gf.

Gf-tune to dara diya saale, mujhe laga paise nahi hain..

Thursday, November 1, 2012

1 Stone is Enough To Break a Glass

1 Stone is Enough To Break a Glass...

1 Word is Enough To Break a Heart...

1 Second is Enough To Fall in Love.....
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But
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Why one Chapter is Not Enough to Pass Engineering Exam's???

If i Get 8 Hours to Cut

"If i get 8 hours to cut a tree i'll spend 7 hours to sharp my knife."
- Abraham Lincoln

"If i get 30 days to study i'll spend 29 days to find xerox notes."
- An Engineer

Ek Ladka TRAIN Mein Chadne Laga

Ek ladka TRAIN mein chadne laga

Akashwani hui: "Isme mat hadh ye patri se utar jayegi"
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PLANE mein chadne laga Aawaz aayi" Ye crash ho jayega"
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BUS mein aawaz aayi "Ye khai mein gir jayegi"
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Ladka gusse se- "Kaun hai...??
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Aawaz aai- "GOD"
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Ladka:- "Engineering mein jab admission le raha tha, tab tumhara gala baith gaya tha kya....???

Smartness of an Engg Student


SMARTNESS OF AN ENGG STUDENT: read the story

Teacher: Where’s your homework?

Girl: Ummm… (looks to boyfriend for help)?

Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.

Girl: (whispers) What r u doing? (he smiled & winked at her)

Teacher: What?

Boy: It was my fault.

Teacher: How so?

Boy: I walked her to school today & offered to carry her books.

Teacher: So where’s her homework?

Boy: I dropped it.

Teacher: Why?

Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren’t the best teacher ever.

(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)

Teacher: I’ll give you one more day to get it finished.....♥

Get Married

Get Married........

Not for urself, but For the future of ur children,
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They r getting late for IIT, AIEEE, PMT and CAT

Cut-offs are increasing day by day

Hurry up!!

Prof. To His Engineering Students

Prof. To his Engineering Students in a Communication Skill Lecture!!!

Students translate this sentence into Hindi..

Prof:-" Sambha united his Mother & Sister "
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(After a deep thought)
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The Students said:-
"Sambha ne apni Maa Behen ek kar di, Sir"!!!