Friday, November 30, 2012

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Facebook pe Continue Online Rehne ka Matlab


FACEBOOK pe Continue online rehne ka matlab..??


Kisi Girls Hostel ke saamne kursi lekar baithne jaisa hai..

Patshahi Pehli SHRI GURU NANAK DEV JI


Satguru Nanak Pargateya Mitti dhund jag chanan hoya,

jio ghar suraj nikleya taare chhupe andher paloya,

Patshahi pehli SHRI GURU NANAK DEV JI de parkash purv diyan app sab nu te app g de pariwaran nu lakh lakh mubarkan hon.

Joke of The Night

Joke of The Night
Joke Of The Night

3 kaale dost ja rahe the.
Raste mein unhe ek pari mili,
usne teeno ko 1 - 1 vardaan offer kiya.
1st- mujhe dudh jitna gora bana do.
2nd- mujhe bhi utna hi gora bana do. Wo dono gore ho gaye.
...
.
3rd- hahahaha in saalo ko pehle jaisa kaala bana do...

Teeno fir se kaale ho gaye.
Moral-kuch dost kaminey hi rehte hain.

Monday, November 26, 2012

What is Cleverness?

What is Cleverness?
What is Cleverness?

Dad: I want you 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.
Son: then Ok.
Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Then ok
Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President:No
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then OK

That’s Cleverness…!!

Salute Heroes of 26/11

26/11 taj attack
Salute heroes of 26/11..

Those who fought..

Those who lost their lives..

and those who never let the terror creep in and defeated its purpose....

Jai Hind

Is it a Coincidence

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Saturday, November 24, 2012

Guru Teg Bahadur's Gurupurab

Guru teg bahadar ji images

"Sir jaave ta jaave mera Sikhi sidak na Jaave"

Dhan dhan Shri Guru Teg Bahadur ji de gurupurab diyan sab nu bahut bahut mubarkaan hon.

Waheguru ji ka khalsa waheguru ji ki fateh

Pappu To Servant

Pappu To Servant
Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife
.
Servant picked up the phone.
Pappu: Memsab se baat karao !
Servant: Woh to sahab ke sath kamre mein so rahi hai.
...
...
Pappu: Par sahab to main hu.
servant: Ab main kya karu?
Pappu: Maar de dono ko, main hold karta hu..
After killing....
servant: Dead body ka kya karu ?
Pappu: Ghar k piche swimming pool mein phenk kar bhaag ja.
Servant: Par ghar k piche to swimming pool hai hi nahi.
.
Pappu: Oh sorry, wrong number.

Friday, November 23, 2012

EXAM Mein Fail Hone ki Wajah Kya Hai

EXAM Mein Fail Hone ki Wajah Kya Hai
EXAM mein fail hone ki wajah kya hai ?
.
1 saal ke 365 din hote hain.
.
Roz 8 ghante sone ke Yani pure saal ke 122 din
.
365-122=243
.
aur summer vacation gino 61 din.
243-61=182 din
.
Usme 52 sunday.
.
182-52=130 din.
.
Diwali ; holi etc...Festival ke 40.
.
Collage festival 15 din [40+15=55]
.
130-55=75 din.
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Khane pine nahane ke 3 ghante ke hisab se 46 din.
.
75-46=29 din.
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Roj ke 1 ghante dosto ke. Uske 15 din.
.
29-15=14 din.
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Ab hum 10 din to bimar bhi rahte hain.
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14-10=4 din bache.
.
T.V dekhne ke 3 din.
.
4-3=1 din bacha Yaar
.
1 saal mein 1 din hi to birthday aata hai.
Ab birthday ke din kon padhe hai yaar.

Must Read

Must Read
Must Read:-
Ek din ek ladki ne ladke se puchaa
kya tum mera liye jaan de sakte
ho ??

Ladke ne kuch sochte hue kaha.
♥""Tera liye jaan toh de du magar uska kya karu
...
jo roz subha ghar se nikalte hue kehti hai-
beta jaldi aana.
♥ Tera liye jaan toh de du magar uska kya karu jo roz mera intezaar karti hai.
jo mere liye roz dua maangti hai.
♥ jo mere bina khaana nahi khaati.
Main uss maa ka kya karu ♥ ♥
♥ A message to lovers Plz
Share
apne pyaar k liye apni maa ko kabhi maat bhulna.

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

A Sad Story

A Sad Story
A Sad Story:

Ek student ko apni classmate se pyar ho gaya
.
Ladke ne use propose kiya Lekin ladki ne inkar kar diya aur teacher ko uski complaint kardi
.
Teacher ne ladke ko kaafi daanta or 1 week ke liye class se nikal diya
.
.
Jab 1 week baad ladka wapas class mein gaya to Ladki ko uss se pyar ho gaya Ladki ne us ladke ki book mein
likha: 'I m sorry & I love u too'
.
.
Ladke ne koi response nahi diya.
.
Isi tarah 4 saal guzar gaye
.
Moral:- bewkoof ladki itna bhi nahi samajti Ladke kabhi books nahi kholte hai...

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Monday, November 19, 2012

Sunday, November 18, 2012

What we Learn From Indian Television Ads

What we Learn From Indian Television Ads
What we learn from Indian Television Ads..??
You Don't Need Singing Skills To Be An Indian Idol, You Just Need Fair & Lovely..!!
That No One Can Eat Cadbury Dairymilk Chocolate Without Getting It All Across Their Face..!!
To Close Bathroom Door While Brushing Teeth, Else A Tv Reporter Might Step In & Ask "Kya Aapke Toothpaste Mein Namak Hai?"
Don't Buy Reliance..!! Even Anushka Sharma Couldn't Convince Ranvijay To Buy It..!!
That Both Kareena Kapoor & Saif Ali Khan Have Serious Dandruff Problem..!!
That If You Don't Use Harpic, People Will Barge Into Your House To Clean Your Toilet..!!
That Only Thing Super Hot Girls Care About Is Your 140 Rupees Deodorant Bathed Body!
Money Minded Women Will Fall For Any Guy Who Applies A Deo Or Uses A Fairness Cream. No Other Quality Matters!!
That Salman With A Relaxo Chappal Can Achieve Many Great Things, Unlike The Salman Without The Chappals..!!
That Your Mom Will Be Proud Of You If You Take A Bath In A
Puddle Of Mud! #Daag Ache Hain.

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Friday, November 16, 2012

Kanjoos Baap

Kanjoos Baap
Kanjoos baap ke bete ne kaha: "Papa meri GF pregnant ho gayi hai.
50,000 mang rahi hai, CHUP rehne ke"
.
Kanjoos ne khamoshi se paise de diye.
.
2 mahine baad dusra beta bola: "Meri GF pregnant hai 75,000
mang rahi hai.
.
Kanjoos ne khamoshi se de diye.
.
6 mahine baad Kanjoos ki kuwari beti boli: "Daddy, I am pregnant!"
.
Kanjoos ne usko gale se Lagaya Aur kaha: "Shabaash beti, Ab paise lene ki baari hamari hai."

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Software Engineer Style


Software Engineer style
May this Diwali give U…

Independence of JAVA
Power of UNIX
Popularity of WINDOWS
Luxury of .NET
Efficiency of C
Ease of VB
Robustness of ORACLE
Vision of PHOTOSHOP
Vastness of INTERNET
Compactness of JPG
Richness of BMP
Coverage as YAHOO
Reachness of GOOGLE
&
Security of NORTON!!!
Happy Diwali … Enjoy!

Monday, November 12, 2012

On The Auspicious Festival of Lights


On the auspicious festival of lights,

may the glow of joy, prosperity and happiness illuminate your days in the year ahead.

Wishing you and your family a very HAPPY DIWALI.

Sunday, November 11, 2012

Two Boys Were Playing Games

Two Boys Were Playing Games
Two boys were playing chess (joke doesn't
end here).

1st Boy: Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak raha hai.

2nd Boy: Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda.
The joke doesn't end here

Phir waha Vishwanath anand aata hai.

Vishy: Chalo Boys, chess khelte hain.

Boys: Nahi, aap to humein aasani se hara doge.

Vishy: Chalo yaar, Tum dono aur main akela.

Boys: Phir bhi hum haar jayenge

Vishy: Okay, main left hand se khelunga.

Boys: Haan. Phir thik hai.
The joke still doesn't end.

Dono obviously haar jate hain aur Vishy chala jata hai.

1st Boy: Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar. Left hand se bhi hara diya usne.

2nd Boy: Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.

1st Boy: Kaise?

2nd Boy: Saala lefty hi hoga.

On The Auspicious Day


On the auspicious day of Dhanteras puja Hindus follow the tradition of purchasing precious metals gold, platinum or silver, in the form of jewellery coins or utensils for good luck.
Happy Dhanteras…

Saturday, November 10, 2012

We Indian Student Are AlwaysThe Best

We Indian Student Are AlwaysThe Best
We Indian student are always the best..

Look how we study
1) B4 paper unnecessary sms to frndz.
2) Plan each day to study but end of d day:
Kal se pakka
3) We waste all our tym in counting chapterz instead of
doing them.
4) We want break after every 2 pages
5) Unnecessarily we start feeling hungry
6) We even start liking doordarshan
7) About every hard topic we think:
lagta nahi ke ye aayega.
8 ) B4 starting study, msg frndz: Kitna padha? mein kya padhu?
9) Right now u r thinking of forwarding this msg to ur frndz.
10) On each point u smiled, n thought: Hum par to bilkul suit krta hai.

Friday, November 9, 2012

How Engineers Complete Their Assignment

How Engineers Complete Their Assignment
How Engineers complete their assignment:
Open MS Word >Type 2 lines>
Need Reference > Open Internet >
Open facebook > Spend one hour
on Facebook > Check for what
was actually required > Close
internet > Tired enough already >
open Game (NFS/FIFA) > Play for 1
hour > Close game and open
Facebook again > Loop goes on
for some time > Finally after 6 hours and at the end of the
assignment "Saala Puri raat ho gayi assignment banate banate!"

Thursday, November 8, 2012

TOUCHING SAD STORY

TOUCHING SAD STORY
TOUCHING SAD STORY♥
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A boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage. They were a loving couple and the boy was the apple of their eyes.
When the boy was around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle open.
He was late for work so he asked the wife to cap the bottle and keep it in the cupboard.
The mother, preoccupied in the kitchen, totally forgot the matter. The boy saw the bottle and playfully went to the bottle and fascinated with its color, drank it all. It happened to bea poisonous medicine meant for adults in small dosages. When the child collapsed, the mother hurried him to the hospital, where he died. The mother was stunned. She was terrified how to face her husband. When the distraught father came to the hospital and saw the dead child, he looked at his wife and uttered just four words. What do you think were the four words?
.
.
The husband just said "I Love You Darling"
MORAL LESSON:
The husband's totally unexpected reaction is proactive behavior.
The child is dead. He can ηєνєя be brought back to life.There is no point in finding fault with the mother. Besides, if only he have taken time to keep the bottle away, this will not have happened. No point in attaching blame.
She had also lost her only child. What she needed at that moment was consolation and sympathy from the husband. That is what he gave her.
NOTE:
Sometimes we spend time asking who is responsible or who to blame, whether in a relationship, in a job or with the people we know. We miss out some warmth in human relationship in giving each other support. After all, shouldn't forgiving someone we lovebe the easiest thing in the world to do?
Treasure what you have. Don't multiply pain, anguish and suffering by holding on to forgiveness.
If everyone can look at life with this kind of perspective, there would be much fewer problems in the world.

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

FUNNY FULL FORMS OF IT COMPANIES

FUNNY FULL FORMS OF IT COMPANIES
**FUNNY FULL FORMS OF IT COMPANIES**

1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT
2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses
4. TCS: Totally Confusing Solutions
5. INFOSYS: Inferior Offline Systems
6. HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
7. BAAN: Beggars Association And Nerds
8. IBM: Implicitly Boring Machines
9. SATYAM: Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
10. PARAM: Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
11. C-DOT: Coffee During Office Timings
12. CMC: Coffee, Meals and Comfort
13. DELL: Deplorable Equipment & lacklusters
14. PSI: Peculiar Symptoms of India.
15. ORACLE: On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Girl To Boy

Girl To Boy
Girl (sharmaty hue): Ye Pyar kya hota hai?
.
Boy: pyar ka rishta 2 insano mein wohi hota hai jo cement or rait ke darmiyan pani ka hota hai.

For Example
Larka = Cement
Larki = Rait
Love = Pani
ab agar cement or rait ko Aapas mein mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi honge.

lekin agar in mein paani mix kar diya jaye to koi in ko juda nahi kar sakta.
.
Girl (hanste hue): Kaminey tu to pakka CIVIL ENGINEER hai..

Monday, November 5, 2012

Sunday, November 4, 2012

Ek Ladka Tha Diwana sa

Ek Ladka Tha Diwana sa
Ek Ladka Tha Diwana sa,
.
1 Ladki Thi Diwani si.
Dono sath Padte The.
.
Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Facebook Pe Friend
Request Send Ki.
.
Wo Apas Mein Dinbhar Chating Karne Lage.

Baad Mein Ladke Ne Uska Phone NO. Liya,
.
Fir Wo Msg Send Karane Lage.

Or Raat mein Phone Calls.

After 6 Month Ladke Ko Ladki Se Pyar Ho Gaya.

Ladki Ko Bhi Usse Pyar Ho Gaya.

After 1 Year Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Kisi Or Ke Sath
Ghumte Huye Dekha.

Ladke Se Ye Sadma Bardash Nahi Hua.

Depresion Mein Akar Wo Suicide Krne Ke Liye
Terrace Pe Chada Or Chalang Lagai.
.
Lekin Usi Waqt SHAKTIMAAN Waha Se Ja Raha Tha.

Kya SHAKTIMAAN Use Bacha Payega.....??

Jane ne ke Liye Dekhiye
.
SHAKTIMAAN...

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Friday, November 2, 2012

Husband and Wife was Sleeping on Bed


Pogo joke ...

Husband and wife was sleeping on bed ...

Husband had a habit to go for running every day early morning.

1 day he got up and came out of house

He felt cold out side and he couldn't jog..

and came back to bed and lay there...

and told her wife that its too cold today...

Wife: "Wo gadha fir bhi bhaagne gaya hai "

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Ek Ladka TRAIN Mein Chadne Laga

Ek Ladka TRAIN Mein Chadne Laga
Ek ladka TRAIN mein chadne laga

Akashwani hui: "Isme mat hadh ye patri se utar jayegi"
.
PLANE mein chadne laga Aawaz aayi" Ye crash ho jayega"
.
BUS mein aawaz aayi "Ye khai mein gir jayegi"
.
Ladka gusse se- "Kaun hai...??
.
Aawaz aai- "GOD"
.
Ladka:- "Engineering mein jab admission le raha tha, tab tumhara gala baith gaya tha kya....???

Smartness of an Engg Student


SMARTNESS OF AN ENGG STUDENT: read the story

Teacher: Where’s your homework?

Girl: Ummm… (looks to boyfriend for help)?

Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.

Girl: (whispers) What r u doing? (he smiled & winked at her)

Teacher: What?

Boy: It was my fault.

Teacher: How so?

Boy: I walked her to school today & offered to carry her books.

Teacher: So where’s her homework?

Boy: I dropped it.

Teacher: Why?

Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren’t the best teacher ever.

(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)

Teacher: I’ll give you one more day to get it finished.....♥