Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Hope That you Have

new year images










Hope That you Have Fantastic, Prosperous, Happy, Nutritious, Vibrant, Wonderful, Mind-blowing, Full of energy, Wonderful & Very
HAPPY HAPPY BRAND NEW YEAR..
maintain smiling..

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2018 

Happy New Year Wishes

Tortoise and a Rabbit Wrote an Entrance Exam

Tortoise and a Rabbit Wrote an Entrance Exam
Tortoise and a Rabbit wrote an entrance examination,
Tortoise got 80%,
Rabbit obtained 81%.
Both went 4 admission to a engineering college,
Cut off needed was 85%.
Rabbit didn't get admission but the tortoise got admission.
How?
You remember when we were in the 1st std the tortoise won a race..
Sports quota 5% marks additional!!!

Sunday, December 29, 2013

Saturday, December 28, 2013

Thursday, December 26, 2013

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Sunday, December 22, 2013

Smoking Effects LIPS


Smoking effects LIPS
Drinking effects WORKING LIVER
Love effects HEART
But
The most danger one is STUDY.
It effects the mind,
Direct komma
Avoid it & Get pleasure from.

Friday, December 20, 2013

Thursday, December 19, 2013

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Monday, December 16, 2013

Sunday, December 15, 2013

Friday, December 13, 2013

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Things to Learn From SRK Movies

Things to Learn From SRK Movies
1)Kuch Kuch hota hai: DOST SE PYAAR
2)Mohabattein: PRINCIPAL KI BETI SE PYAAR
3)Kal ho na ho: PADOSI KI BETI SE PYAAR
4)Kabhi khushi Kabhi gum: NAUKAR KI BETI SE PYAAR
5)Kabhi Alvida na Kehna: KI BIWI SE PYAAR
6)Baazigar: DUSHMAN KI BETI SE PYAAR
7)Pardes: PYAAR
8)Dil se: TERRORIST SE PYAAR
8)Main Hoon na: INSTRUCTOR SE PYAAR
10)Veer Zaara: Hindu hoke Muslim ladki se pyar,
woh bhi Pakistani
11)Chennai Express: DON KI BETI SE PYAAR..
Note - SRK teaches us the best way to manage risky love extramarital affairs..!!!
Arre haan, risky se yaad aaya,
The many risky love is...
12)Rab ne bana di jodi: KHUD KI biwi se pyaar.......

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

BF txt to His GF on WatsApp

BF txt to His GF on WatsApp
BF text to his GF on watsApp...
BF- Hello
GF- Hello
BF- Kahan ho?
GF- Main apne papa ki BMW mein club ja rahi hu,
abhi driver mujhe club chhod dega,
uske baad nearby mall mein shopping ke liye jaungi,
tab tumhe call karti hu,
Tum kahan par ho?
BF- 401 no ki bus mein,
TUMHARI SEAT K PICHE,
TUM TICKET MAT LENA MaiNE LE LI HAI.

Sunday, December 8, 2013

Saturday, December 7, 2013

Husband To Kidnaper

Husband To Kidnaper
Wife kidnap hui aur kidnap karne walon ne uske Husband ko call kiya:-

"Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari Wife ka murder kar denge"

Husband khamosh raha.........

Agle din phir phone aya" Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari Wife ko wapas chhor jayenge!"

Husband:- "Paise bol paise kaminey,
darata kyun hai ?"

Friday, December 6, 2013

Thursday, December 5, 2013

Different Types of Girl Friends

Different Types of Girl Friends
Different types of Girl Friends fighting with their own Boy Friends...
Pilot's gf: jyada mat udd samjha....
Teacher's gf: mujhe mat sikhaoo samjhe.....
Dentist's gf: daant tod k haath mein rakh doongi....
C. A's gf: hissab se reh samjha....
Engineer's gf: abey pehle paas to ho ja fir baat krna...!!!

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Monday, December 2, 2013

Sunday, December 1, 2013

Engineering Student's Life

Engineering Student's Life
Engineering Student's Life is compared to English Movies
School: Jurassic Park..
Principal: King Kong..
Vice Principle: Hulk..
Teachers: Aliens..
Class Boys: Planet of Apes..
Class Girls: Charlies Angels..
Syllabus: Deep Violet Sea
Exam: Mission Impossible
Invigilator: Terminator..
Outcome: 2012.. (end of the world).

Friday, November 29, 2013

Thursday, November 28, 2013

Monday, November 25, 2013

Pichle Saal Mere Birthday pe


Wife : "Pichle saal mere Birthday pe to Lohe ka palang diya tha, is baar kya de rahe ho?"

Husband : "Is baar soch raha hu usme Current de du."

Two Beggers Meet


Two Beggers meet

Two Software Engineers meet

Both asked the same Question to Each other !

Guess What ???

“So, Which Platform are you Working on ? ”

Sunday, November 24, 2013

Engineers Always Rock

Engineers Always Rock
An Engineer Having No Child, Absolutely no Money, No Home, Blind Mommy, Prays To God..
God Says He's going to Grant Him One Wish!
Engineer: “I Want My Mother To see My Wife Putting Diamond Bangles On My Child’s Hands, Inside our New Bungalow”
God: “Damn! I Still Possess a Lot To Learn From These Engineers”
Engineers Always Rock!

Saturday, November 23, 2013

Thursday, November 21, 2013

10 Doctorz Aur 1 Engineer

10 Doctorz Aur 1 Engineer
10 doctorz aur 1 engineer Helicopter Ki Rassi Se Latke Hue The..

Pilot Ne Kaha Load Zyada Hai 1 Aadmi Ko Chodna Hoga..

Engineer Ne Kaha Apni jaan Ki Qurbani Main Deta Hoon...
.....Taaliyan..­ ­

Ye Sun Kar Sab doctorz Taaliyan Bajane Lage,
Aur sabke sab Neechey Gir Gaye.

Ustad to akhirr Ustad hota hai na..

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Monday, November 18, 2013

Friday, November 15, 2013

Thursday, November 14, 2013

6 Negatives Lines With Positive Meanings

6 Negatives Lines With Positive Meanings
6 Negatives lines with positive meanings....!!

1. Money can't buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle .

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember that bastard's name.

3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them(n).

5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but neither does juice** .

6. Smoking kills, but if you don't smoke, doesn't mean you'll never die...!!

"Sometimes there is some SENSE in NONSENSE."

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Monday, November 11, 2013

God To Man

God To Man
Maine God se kaha ki mere Friends ko hamesha khush rakhna.

God said:- Ok only 4 din ke liye.
Aur woh 4 din tum select kar lo.

Maine kaha thik hai:-
1)summers Day
2)Winter Day
3)Rainy Day
4)Spring Day

God confused & said: No only three days

Maine kaha ok:-
1) Yesterday
2) Today
3) Tomorow

God again confused & said: No only for 2 days

Maine kaha ok:-
1) Day
2) Night

God said: No only for 1 day

Maine phir kaha ok:-
Everyday

God laughed ok baba mera picha choddo Jao hamesha khush raho..

Friday, November 8, 2013

Ek Engineer 2 Cigarettes Pee Raha Tha

Ek Engineer 2 Cigarettes Pee Raha Tha
Ek Engineer 2 Cigarettes Pee Raha Tha ........

Girl : 2 Cigarette kyu Pee Rahe Ho ?

Engineer : Dost ki yaad aa rahi hai,
1 meri aur 1 mere dost ki...

Kuch din baad engineer 1 Cigarette pee raha tha...

Girl : Dost ko bhool gaye kya?

Engineer : Nhi BewaKoof, maine cigarette peena chhod diya Hai

ab sirf dost ki pee rha hu!!!

Thursday, November 7, 2013

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Monday, November 4, 2013

Saturday, November 2, 2013

At This Joyous Time


At this joyous time,
let us remember fond memories and look forward to great things that are yet to come.
May our lives be filled evermore with good cheer, luck, prosperity and virtue.
Wishing you good fortune this Diwali.

Friday, November 1, 2013

Deepak Ki Roshni


Deepak Ki Roshni,
Patako Ki Awaaz,
Khushiyon Ki Bauchaar,
Apno Ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko Diwali Ka Tyohar

Again

Happy "Diwali"
To You And Your Family

Thursday, October 31, 2013

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Sunday, October 27, 2013

Today's Reality

Today's Reality
Today's Reality :-

Big House
Small Family

More Degrees
Less Common Sense

Advanced Medicine
Poor Health

Touched Moon
Neighbours Unknown

High Income
Less peace of Mind

High IQ
Less Emotions

Good Knowledge
Less Wisdom

Number of affairs
No true love

Lot of friends on Facebook
No best friend

More alcohol
Less water

Lots of Human
Less Humanity

Costly Watches
But No time.

Friday, October 25, 2013

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Monday, October 21, 2013

Real Names of Bollywood Stars

Real Names of Bollywood Stars
Real names of Bollywood stars

Aamir Khan – Aamir Hussain Khan
Ajay Devgan – Vishal Devgan
Ajit – Hamid Ali Khan
Akshay Kumar – Rajiv Bhatia
Amitabh Bachchan – Amit Srivastav
Ashok Kumar – Kumud Ganguly
Bobby Deol – Vijay Singh Deol
Dev Anand – Devdutt Pishorimal Anand
Dharmendra – Dharam Singh Deol
Dilip Kumar – Yusuf Khan
Govinda – Govinda Arun Ahuja
Jeetendra – Ravi Kapoor
John Abraham – Farhan Abraham
Johnny Lever – Badruddin Qazi
Kamal Haasan- Alwarpettai Aandavar
Kumar Gaurav – Manoj Tulli
Lucky Ali – Maqsood Mehmood Ali
Madhubala – Mumtaz Jehan Begum Dehlavi
Mahima Chaudhry – Ritu Chaudhry
Mallika Sherawat – Reema Lamba
Manoj Kumar – Hare Krishna Goswami
Nana Patekar – Vishwanath Patekar
Raj Kumar – Kulbushan Pandit
Rajesh Khanna – Jatin Khanna
Rajnikant – Sivaji Rao Gaekwad
Rekha – Bhanurekha Ganesan
Salman Khan- Abdul Rashid Salim Salman Khan
Sanjeev Kumar – Haribhai Jarivala
Shammi Kapoor – Shamsher Raj Kapoor
Shashi Kapoor – Balbirraj Kapoor
Sunil Dutt – Balraj Dutt
Sunny Deol – Ajay Singh Deol
Tuntun - Uma devi

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Thursday, October 17, 2013

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

ACP To Boy

ACP To Boy
ACP to Boy : To tum is Ladki K Boyfriend Ho…

hmmm

DAYA : What.!! Ye Aap Kya Keh Rahe Hain Sir…
ye Uss Ladki Ka boyfrnd hai…..??

ACP : Haan Daya haan ye wahi hai uss ladki Ka Boyfrnd..

Abhijeet : Oh My God.. sir iska Matlab Ye Ladki iski Girlfriend hai…

Kajal : yes Sir iska matlab ye Dono ek dusre Ko jaante hain or pyar karte hain..

Monday, October 14, 2013

Dad To Jyotishi

Dad To Jyotishi
DAD: Jyotishi ji mujhe kaise pata chal sakta hai ki mera beta future mein kya banega ?

JYOTISHI: aap uske table pe Cigarette, Beer, Paiso ki Gaddi aur Books rakh do. Unme se jo wo uthaega wahi banega.

DAD: ok

Agle din Beta Aaya.
Table dekhi.
Paiso ki Gaddi uthake jeb mein rakhi,
Cigarette pi,
Beer chhupa li,
Aur Books hath mein leke ghar se chala gaya.

DAD: Us nalayak ne to sab kuchh le liya!

JYOTISHI: Sir Mubarak Ho !!
Aapka beta ENGINEER banega!

Prove that 2/10=2

Prove that 2/10=2
Prove that 2/10=2

Japanese student : Wrong question.

Pakistani student : No Way.

American student : It's strange, how is it possible?

Indian Student solved it : Two / Ten = wo / en (T with T cancel)

w = 23rd letter & o = 15th letter

e = 5th letter & n = 14th letter

So, 23+15 / 5+14
= 38 / 19
= 2

Maths ka itihaas hila dala Indians ne..!

Friday, October 11, 2013

A Heart Touching Message by a Woman

A Heart Touching Message by a Woman
A heart touching message by a woman...

Some one asked her.......
Are you a working woman or a house-wife ??

She replied : Yes I am a full time working house-wife.

I work 24 hours a day.....
I'm a "mum",
I'm a wife,
I'm a daughter,
I'm a daughter-in-law.....
I'm an Alarm clock,
I'm a Cook,
I'm a Maid,
I'm a Teacher,
I'm a waiter,
I'm a nanny,
I'm a nurse,
I'm a handyman,
I'm a Security officer,
I'm a Counsellor,
I'm a comforter,
I don't get holidays,
I don't get sick leave,
I don't get day off......
I work through day and night.....
I'm on call......
all hours and get paid with a sentence.....
"what do you do all day"

Respect Your Mother

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Pappu Call to Radio Station

Pappu Call to Radio Station
Pappu ne Live Radio Station call ki: Hello ji ye Radio station hai?

R.J: Haan.

Pappu: Meri aawaz pura shehar sun raha hai?

R.J: Haan

Pappu: Yaani ghar mein jo meri behan Radio sun rahi hai wo Bhi sun rahi hogi..???

R.J Ghusse se: Haaan..

Pappu: Hello Gullo! Agar meri aawaz sun rahi ho to jaldi se Motor chala do...!

Mein yahan ooper chhat par Bathroom mein hoon aur Paani khatam ho gaya hai...!!

Ek Ameer Ladki ko School Mein

Ek Ameer Ladki ko School Mein
Ek Ameer Ladki ko School mein “Gareeb Parivar” pe Essay Likhne ko Kaha Gaya..

Essay me usne Likha:
Ek Gareeb Parivar tha,
Pita Gareeb, Maa Gareeb, Bachche Gareeb.

Parivar mein 4 Naukar the, wo bhi Gareeb..

Car bhi Tooti hui SAFARI thi..

Unka Gareeb Driver Bachon ko Tooti Car mein School Chhod Ke Aata tha..

Bachon K paas Purane Samsung S3 Mobile the..

Bache Hafte mein 4 bar hi Chicken Khate the..

Ghar mein 4 hi 2nd Hand A.C. the..

Sara Parivar Badi Mushkil se Aish Kar raha tha….!!

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Sunday, October 6, 2013

Teacher To Student

Teacher To Student
Teacher at class: suno bachcho kal tum logo ka group photo shoot hoga,, .
Sab log apne apne ghar se Rs. 50/-le kr aana,,

Pappu: "saala ye sab teacher logo ki mili bhagat hoti hai,,
Ek photo ke 20/- rupye lagte hai aur hum logo se 50_50 rupye liye ja rahe hain..
Matlab ek bachche se 30/- Rupye bachayenge matlab akele apni class me 60 bachche hai to 60*30=1800 Rs. .
khuli Loot macha rakhi hai in logo ne,,

Fir hamare paiso se ye sab staff room mein baith k samosa khayenge aur hum
bachchon ko milega Ghanta,,.
Chal bhai tappu ghar chalte hai kal mummy se Rs. 50/- le k aana,,

Bhalai ka to zamaa nahi nahi reh gaya,,

Pappu to mom: "Mummy kal school mein group photo shoot hona hai teacher ne Rs. 100/- rupye mangaye hain.

Saturday, October 5, 2013

Thursday, October 3, 2013

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Do You Feel Lazy

Do You Feel Lazy
1.Do you feel lazy to get up early in the morning?

2.Does a book work as a sleeping pill?

3.Attend classes only for attendance? ...

4. see the calendar for holidays?

5.cell in place of a pen?

If all above is happening with u congratulations!

U r a perfect student.

So Dont Worry, Be Happy

Just chant the Mantra:- "Kal Se Pakka Padhunga

Monday, September 30, 2013

Sunday, September 29, 2013

Friday, September 27, 2013

Thursday, September 26, 2013

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

What is Love ?

What is Love ?
Love is when mom comes 2 at night and say, "I love u beta"

Love is when bhaabhi say, "oye hero koi ladki pataya k nai"

Love is when sister says, "bhai meri shaadi ke baad mujhse jhagda kon karega"

Love is when we are moodles and brother say, "chal kahi ghumne chalte hai"

Love is when frnds call us and say, "kamine tere bina dil nai lagta"
that's love...

Don't miss it in life
love is not only having girlfriend or boyfriend...

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Monday, September 23, 2013

Why Ambulance is White in Color



Question:" Why AMBULANCE is WHITE in color ?? (15 marks)
Answer by Engineering student
Ans:" AMBULANCE has OXYGEN cylinder,
Oxygen is a gas,
GAS is used 4 cooking FOOD,
FOOD is source of VITAMINS,
WE get Vit-D from SUN,
SUN produces LIGHT,
LIGHT comes from bulbs,
Small BULBS are used to decorate CHRISTMAS tree,
CHRISTMAS means GIFTS,
GIFTS are given by SANTA,
SANTA lives in NORTH POLE,
NORTH POLE is the house of POLAR BEARS,
POLAR BEARS are WHITE
That's why ambulance is WHITE...
ENGINEERS CAN DO ANYTHING FOR 15 MARKS..

Friday, September 20, 2013

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Monday, September 16, 2013

Interviewer To Applicant

Interviewer To Applicant
Interviewer: There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane.
If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?

Applicant: That's easy, 49.

Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.

Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.

Interviewer: It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?

Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.

Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.

Interviewer: Last question.
In the end the old lady still died.
Why?

Applicant: Er....I guess she drowned?

Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the aeroplane.
You may leave now..

Friday, September 13, 2013

Thursday, September 12, 2013

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Monday, September 9, 2013

Girl To Dad

Girl To Dad
Girl: Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in India and he lives in UK.

We met on a dating website, became friends on facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, proposed to each other on skype,
and now we've had 2 months of relationship thru viber.

I need ur blessing and good wishes daddy...

Dad said: Wow! Really!! Then get married on twitter, have fun online.
Buy ur kids on e-bay, send them thru g-mail and if u r fed up with your husband...
Sell him on OLX....

Sunday, September 8, 2013

Saturday, September 7, 2013

Sir te Pagri Tohar Hai Tagdi

punjabi songs shayari
Sir te pagri tohar hai tagdi,

Puri aakad bade dhamakad,

jigre saade sab to vaade,

saade agge koi na lagge,

maar maar ke badkan punjabi king aj jachange,

khali kar deo vehda Mr Singh aj nachange..

Meri Suhe Rangi Pagg Ohda Laal Pranda

Quotes of Famous Persons

Quotes of Famous Persons
"I slept on benches and everyday borrowed 20Rs/- from friend to travel film city" - SRK

"I didn't even complete my university education" - Bill Gates !!

"I was raped at the age of 9 "- Oprah Winfrey

"I was sexually, mentally, emotionally and verbally abused by my father as far back as I can remember until I left home at the age of eighteen" - Joyce Meyer

"I struggled academically throughout elementary school" - Dr Ben Carson

"I used to serve tea at a shop to support my football training" - Lionel Messi

"I used to sleep on the floor in friends'
rooms, returning Coke bottles for food, money, and getting weekly free meals at a local temple" -Steve Jobs !!

"My teachers used to call me a failure" - Tony Blair

"I was in prison for 27 years"- Retired President Nelson Mandela

"Friends, there are many such people who struggled..

Life is not about what you couldn't do so far, it's about what you can still do"

Friday, September 6, 2013

Thursday, September 5, 2013

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Monday, September 2, 2013

Sunday, September 1, 2013

Friday, August 30, 2013

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Ek Din ek Garib ko

Ek Din ek Garib ko
Ek din ek garib ko raste mein dus rupaye pade mile..
.
wo sochne laga iska kya khareeda jaye...

saara din usne ye sochne mein barbaad kar diya ki is 10 rupaye ka kya kare...

aur phir usne 10 rupaye phek diye aur kaha: "hey ishwar, is 10 rupaye ke karan aaj maine tujhe subah se yaad nahi kiya...

wo log tujhe kaise yaad karte honge phir jinke paas laakho rupaye hain.. ?

Happy Janmashtami To All


Happy Janamashtami to all my tiny biny loveable frnds.

Gopal krishan aap sab par apni basuri ke madhur raag se amrit varsha kare.

Aap sab ko ussi tarah aanadit kare jese wo gokul vasiyo ko kiya karte the.

Ye shubh avsar aap sab ko khushion ka aisa bhandaar dekar jaye ki ap saalo saal khushiya samete samete thak jaye par khushiya khatam na ho.

Boliye shri varindawan wasi banke bihari lal ki jai.

Happy Janmashtami to all of u...

Monday, August 26, 2013

Boy To Girl

Boy To Girl
Girl: i am fat.

Boy: No, u r not

Girl: Everybody ask me 2 lose my Weight

Boy: they r Jealous

Girl: U don't Know anything,

Boy: I Know U more than they do, they are blind

Girl: I think u are not them.

Boy: Babe, i have seen u dressed Super nice,
i have seen u in School Uniform,
i have Seen u with Sweat pants,
hair tied, chilling with no make up on,
I've Seen u Cry, Smile, loving in mad,
I've Seen U Sleeping, wide, hyper, awake, mellow,
U r always So Beautiful to me, always Perfect & U say
i don't See u Clearly?

Girl: Hugs love U

Boy: love u more..

Saturday, August 24, 2013

5 things we Learn From Chennai Express

5 things we Learn From Chennai Express
1. There are many languages in our country (1635) but love has no language..

2. The best Way to escape from your Problems is to face them.

3. Nobody can ever understand a woman feelings.

4. Never underestimate the power of a Common man, they can do anything if they want.

5. Its good to be Important but its also Important to be good.

Student To Teacher

Student To Teacher
Teacher -Tum bade hokar kya karoge?

Student - Shaadi.

Teacher - Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge.

Student - Dulha Banunga.

Teacher - Oh ho, I mean to say, bade hoker kya haasil karoge

Student - Dulhan.

Teacher- Abbe. matlab bade ho kar mumy papa k liye kya karoge.?

Student - Bahu launga.

Teacher - Haraamkhor.. Tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain?

Student - Pota.

Teacher - Hey bhagwan. Abbe zindagi ka kya maksad hai.?

Student - "Hum do hamare do..

Friday, August 23, 2013

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Monday, August 19, 2013

Sunday, August 18, 2013

Friday, August 16, 2013

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Cyber Cafe Mein Jaake SSC ka Form Bhara

Cyber Cafe Mein Jaake SSC ka Form Bhara
Cyber Cafe mein jaake SSC ka form bhara,
fir SBI mein fees submit karke Part 2 ko bhi pura kara,
fir 2 months k baad roll number aaya,
written exam mein paas hone ke liye pura zor lagaya,
par jab result aaya toh sab ka call letter aaya,
hey prabhu sab ka number aaya par mera kyun na aaya...

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Aao Jhuk Kar Salaam Karein Unko


Aao jhuk kar salaam karein unko,

jinke hisse mein ye mukaam aata hai,

khushnasib hota hai wo khoon,

jo desh ke kaam aata hai.

Azaadi diwas ki sab ko hardik badhai ho..

Happy Independence Day...

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Monday, August 12, 2013

Saturday, August 10, 2013

Friday, August 9, 2013

Thursday, August 8, 2013

Different Technologies & Their Founders

Different Technologies & Their Founders
Different Technologies & Their Founders.......

1. Google: Larry Page & Sergey Brin
2. Facebook: Mark Zuckerberg
3. Yahoo: David Filo & Jerry Yang
4. Twitter: Jack Dorsey & Dick Costolo
5. Internet: Tim Berners Lee
6. Linkedin: Reid Hoffman, Allen Blue &
Koonstantin Guericke
7. Email: Shiva Ayyadurai
8. Gtalk: Richard Wah kan
9. Whats app: Laurel Kirtz
10. Hotmail: Sabeer Bhatia
11. Orkut: Buyukkokten
12. Wikipedia: Jimmy Wales
13. You tube: Steve Chen, Chad Hurley & Jawed Karim
14. Rediffmail: Ajit Balakrishnan
15. Nimbuzz: Martin Smink & Evert Jaap Lugt
16. Myspace: Chris Dewolfe &Tom Anderson
17. Ibibo: Ashish Kashyap
18. OLX: Alec Oxenford & Fabrice Grinda
19. Skype: Niklas Zennstrom, Janus Friis & Reid Hoffman
20. Opera: Jon Stephenson von Tetzchner & Geir lvarsoy
21. Mozilla Firefox: Dave Hyatt & Blake Ross
22. Blogger: Evan Willams

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Monday, August 5, 2013

Bhagwan Ne Mujhse Kaha

Bhagwan Ne Mujhse Kaha
Bhagwan ne mujhse kaha ki Tu apna 1 pyara dost chhod de main tujhe "mobile" dunga..

2 ko chhod de to "Rolex" ki ghadi dunga..

5 ko chhod de "25 lakh Rupaiya" dunga..

Aur Sabhi dosto ko chhod de to "Ferrari" dunga..

Maine Bhagwan ko dekha aur kaha ki,
Hey Bhagwan..!!!
Ye dost wo hai jinhone meri har khushi har gam mein saath diya..

Mere bachpan se lekar aaj tak mere saath rahe..
Kabhi main roya to apne hatho se mere ansu pochhe..
Ek glass pani bhi piya to bhi mere sath share kiya..
Meri ek awaz par daude chale aaye..
Aur aap kehte ho ki main ek"FERRARI" ke liye inhe chhod du..???

KHAIR, Koi baat nahi..

Lekin "FERRARI" Red color ki hi dena..

Sunday, August 4, 2013

Friday, August 2, 2013

Why Husbands Avoid Questions

Why Husbands Avoid Questions
WIFE: What would you do if i died?
Would you get married again?
Husband: No...
Wife- Why not?
Don't you like being married?
Husband: of course i do.
Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
Husband: ok, ok, i'd get married again...
Wife: Would you live in our house with your new Wife...?
Husband: Yes, it's a great house.
Wife: Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband: Yes, its almost new, dear.
Wife: Would you give her my jewelry?
Husband: No..
I am sure she would want her own..
Wife: Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband: No, her size is '5'
Wife: --silence-
Husband: 'shiiit'...!!!

Thursday, August 1, 2013

Shehar Ludhiana

Shehar Ludhiana
Sheharan vichon Shehar Sunida Shehar Sunida "Ludhiana"...
Jithe de Shaukeen munde dekhlo...
Rakhde Luxury "Caran"..
"Khalsa College" di Gedi Laaunde Jithe Pardiyan "Sohniyan Mutiyaaran"...
"Sarabha Nagar Market" vich Kathe hoke ...
Lutde "maauj baharan"....
"Mall Road" Ton Shopping Karde..
Jithe milde Brand Hazaran...
"Facebook te Boliyan Paaunda Tuhada apna yaar marjana
Ehi hai mera Shehar yaaro..
Jida Naam "Ludhiana"

Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Monday, July 29, 2013

Sunday, July 28, 2013

Saturday, July 27, 2013

For all Employees Must Read

For all Employees Must Read
All of you who have seen the movie "A Wednesday"..
will love these rephrased Naseerudin Shah Dialogue’s...

Manager:- Kaun ho tum..??? Kya pehchan hai tumhari ?

Unknown Employee: Kaun hoon main..!!!
Mein woh hu jo aaj committment karne se darta hai,
Main woh hoon jo aaj ghar jaane se darta hai, Yeh soch ke kahin ghar wale pehchaan ne se inkar na kar de...
Main woh hoon jo, Aaj job change karta hai to sochta hai ki kahin recession mein mujhe company se naa nikal de..
Main woh hoon jiski biwi use roz 10 bar phone karti hai, "kya kar rahe ho..?? kaam jyada hai..?? thak gaye ho..?? "
Mera haal poochhne ke liye ya kaam poochhne ke liye nahi,.. Balki woh yeh jaananaa chahti hai ki... Mein field mein kaam kar raha hun ya pressure mein aakar kahin baithkar daru pee rahahun...
Main woh hoon jo breakfast ke time pe dinner karta hai, lunch time pe breakfast karta hai, dinner ke time pe lunch karta hai.. woh bhi time mil jaye to...
Main woh hoon jo aksar phasta hain.. Kabhi Interviews ke sawaal mein phasta hai , Kabhi Badi companiyon ke jaal mein phasta hai, kabhi boss ke bawaal mein fasta hai.
Walk-In interview ki bheed to dekhi hogi aapne... Uss bheed mein se koi bhi chehra chun lijie.. Main woh hoon..
I'm the….. JUST A STUPID EMPLOYEE.

Friday, July 26, 2013

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Monday, July 22, 2013

Teacher To Student

Teacher To Student
Its a Killer...
Superblesson in Hindi:

Teacher : Prasang sahit vyakhya karo - "Bheegay hoth tere, pyasa dil ye mera"

Student : Yeh line bollywod ke prasidh kavi Sant Shri Emran Hashmi ji ki rachna 'Murder' ki prasidh kavita "Bhige hoth tere" se li gayi hai. Is kavita mein kavi jab bhi devi Malika ko nirvastra nachte hue dekhtey hai to unka sabar toot jata hai aur woh kehte hain, hey devi jis tarha tumharey hothon ke andar ka jal tumhari pyas bhuja raha hai, usi tarha mai bhi usi jal se apni pyas bhujana chahta hu. In lines se humko kavi ke kamine evam ashlil hone ka ehsas hota hai. Kavi ke bhaav saral evam spasht roop se tharqii hai. Unhone bahut kathor bhavo ko badi saralta se apni rachna mein dikhaya hai. .

Teacher fainted!!!!

Sunday, July 21, 2013

Friday, July 19, 2013

Thursday, July 18, 2013

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Monday, July 15, 2013

Friday, July 12, 2013

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Sunday, July 7, 2013

Friday, July 5, 2013

Thursday, July 4, 2013

Life of an Engineering Student

Life of an Engineering Student
Life of an Engineering student-

Ist year- Itni ragging, ye formals aur 75% attendance! Is college se acha toh koi aur college hi mil jata!

IInd year- Na koi gf hai, na koi aur aish. 4 saal ki engineering 2 saal ki kar deni chahiye. Kya ghanta college life hai yaar.

IIIrd year- Arey yaar acha package bhi nahi milega. CAT ya GATE he dena pagega. I hate my college.
IVth year- Itni jaldi 4 saal nikal gae. Ab in dosto ke binakahan mazaa aaega! College life se jyaada aish aur kahanhogi yar.

P.S- Dedicated to all those who have gone through the ups and down of engineering life. Hope you can relate to it.

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Bhookh Roti ki Thi Pyaas Paani ki Thi


Bhookh roti ki thi Pyaas paani ki thi...
Baat yeh ab Kisson Kahaani ki thi,
Ab bache hain kahaan dastoor-e-jahaan...
bhookh Jismaani thi pyaas javaani ki thi,
Jo ik jodaa chalaa tha safar ke liye...
woh toh chala tha apne ghar ke liye,
Daur-e-safar mein yun khatra bhadaa...
Jode ke gird tha Giddhon ka jhund khadaa,
Giddhon ne nochaa koyal ko yun...
Jism se uske behne laga tha khoon,
Koyal pe tooti hawas ki ghadhi...
Thi uske liye woh badi kafas ki ghadi,
Koyal tadap se chillayi thi...
Yeh aawaz kyun na unhe sunaayi di,
Main kaise kahun ki woh insaan the...
Koyal ke daaman pe toh nishaan the,
Nishbat-e-abaroo woh loota kiye...
Khwaab koyal ke ik ik toota kiye,
Shab ki khamoshi mein ik awaaz thi...
Sadak pe padi koyal ik zinda laash thi,
Aaj utre hain naqaab insaani chehre se...
Hue Dil bhi aur Rooh bhi azaad insaani pahre se,
Aakhir bhookh ko mil hi gayi fatah...
Rooh haari Jism haara...
Giddhon ko bhi mila sukoon...
Koyal ko Beraham maara...
Beraham maara.

Sunday, June 30, 2013

Saturday, June 29, 2013

Awesome Lines

Awesome Lines
Awesome lines ..

Gareeb Dur tak chalta hai. . .
Khana khane ke liye. . . .
Ameer meelo chalta hai Khana pachane ke liye. . .
Kisi ke paas khane ke liye ek waqt ki roti nahi hai. . . .
Kisi ke paas roti khane ke liye Waqt hi nahi hai. .
Koi lachaar hai isi liye beemar hai. . .
Koi beemar hai isi liye lachaar hai. . .
Koi apno ke liye roti chod deta hai. . .
Koi roti ke liye apno ko chod deta hai
Ye duniya bhi kitni nirali hai.
Kabhi waqt mile to sochna. . . .
Kabhi choti si chot lagne pe rote the,
aaj dil tut jaane pe bhi sambhal jate hai!
Pehle hum dosto k sath rehte the,
aaj dosto ki yaadon me rehte hai!
Pehle ladna manana roz ka kam tha,
aaj ek bar ladte hain to rishte kho jate hai.
Sach mein zindagi ne bahut kuch sikha dia,
jane kab humko itna bada bana diya. . .

Thursday, June 27, 2013

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Monday, June 24, 2013

Saari Raat Unka Number Hum Milaate Rahe

Saari Raat Unka Number Hum Milaate Rahe
Saari raat unka number hum milaate rahe,
Customer care wali aunty kehti sajan apke kisi aur ke sath busy hai,
Hum re-dial pe re-dial dabaate rahe,
Raat se subah hone ko aa gai,
Subah jab hui unse mulakat,
iljam ek duje par lagaate rahe,
Gusse mein call register check kiya to pata chala,
Ke Hum unko aur vo humein ek hi time pe no. milaate rahe.

Friday, June 21, 2013

Sir Jadeja Jersey No.

Sir Jadeja Jersey No.
1St Match : India won by 26 runs against SA (2+6=8)

2nd Match: India won by 8 wickets against WI

3rd Match: India won by 8 wickets against PAK

Semis: India won by 8 wickets against SL
8 Includes in every Win, You know why bCoz
.
8 is Jersey no. of Sir jadeja
.
final is on 23-6-2013....
2+3+6+2+0+1+3=17 , 1+7=8
Sir everywhere _/\_

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Never Reject 3 People

Never Reject 3 People
NEVER reject 3 people
LEO SCORPIO AQUARIUS They are true, loving and honest friends...!

NEVER believe in 3 people
LIBRA ARIES GEMINI They are the most selfish & mean

NEVER lose 3 people
TAURUS CANCER CAPRICORN They are the most sincere n true lovers...!

NEVER leave 3 people
VIRGO PISCES SAGITTARIUS They can keep secrets, friendship, they can never see ur tears...!

What's Yours

Sunday, June 16, 2013

Ikk Sikh Dharam hi Eda da Hai

Ikk Sikh Dharam hi Eda da Hai
Ikk Sikh Dharam hi eda da hai,
Jithe koi v kado v aa skda hai,

Non Muslim Mecca wich ni jaa skde,

Hindu Women kuch Mandira ch ni Allowed Like in Shabrimala Temple ,

kayi eda diyan v Churches ne jithe Non Chirstians ni jaa skde !

Proud to be a member of Sikh Religion which in true sense Universal and Pluralistic which preaches Universal peace, brotherhood and love between the entire human kind.

Saturday, June 15, 2013

We Say Dhawan They Say Jamshed

We Say Dhawan They Say Jamshed
We Say Dhawan They Say Jamshed,
We Say Raina They Say Farhat,
We Say Dhoni They Say Afridi,
We Say Karthik They Say Hafeez,
We Say Rohit They Say Shafiq,
We Say Jaddu They Say Malik,
We Say Ashwin They Say Ajmal,
We Say Yadav They Say Junaid,
We Say Bhuvi They Say Wahab,
We Say Ishant They Say Irfan,
But When We say Sachin They Change The Topic.

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Please Read Slowly

Please Read Slowly
PLEASE READ SLOWLY.
IT'S VERY IMPORTANT:
If you have Food in your fridge,
Clothes on your body,
A roof over your head and
A place 2 sleep,
U r richer than 75% of the entire world.
If you have money in your wallet,
A little change and Can go anywhere you want
U are among the top 18% of the worlds wealthy people.
If you alive today with more health than illness,
U are more blessed than the million people
who will not survive this week and die.
If you can actually 'READ' this message
and understand it,
U are more fortunate than the 3 billion people in the world
who Cannot see Cannot read Or suffer mental retardation.
Life is not about complaining pain and sorrows.
It's about a thousand other reasons to Thank our Creator!!!
Hit LIKE & SHARE
and
write, "THANK YOU GOD" to claim this.

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Monday, June 10, 2013

Delhi te Punjab Vich Fark

Delhi te Punjab Vich Fark
Delhi te Punjab vich fark,
Garmiyan ch jadd paani di bhut lorh hundi ta,
Delhi ch vapari paani mehnge mull te vechana shuru kar dinde ne,
te Punjab ch Shabeela shuru ho jandian ne...__

J kite bhuchaal ya toofaan aa jave ta laale kamaai karn lai ration mehnga kar dinde ne,
par Punjab ch Langar laa dinde ne...!!

Huuurrrrrrrr ... proud to be a Punjabi ... !!

Sunday, June 9, 2013

Friday, June 7, 2013

Kudi Dil di Saaf Honi Chahidi aa


kudi dil di saaf honi chahidi aa ..
lovely ta university v aa

kudi healthy honi chahidi aa ..
patla ta nokia vala charger v hunda

bande kol manja hona chahida ..
pawa ta jassi jasraj v chukki firda

bande kol kameez honi chahidi ..
banyan ta honey singh v payi firda

Girlfriend passionate honi chahiye...
Caring toh nurse b hoti hai! .

Ladki andar se achi honi chahiye.....
bahari nikhar to fair n lovely bhi deti hai

Wife ek best frnd jaisi honi chahiye...
life companion toh s4 bhi hota hain

Ladka sensitive hona chahiye
emotions toh whats app main bhi hai

Ladki Mein Attitude hona chaiye..
Angry Toh Aaj kal birds bhi hote hai

Air condition cooling dena chahiye.......
hava tho lays ke packet mein bhi hoti hai

Cable ho toh tata sky jaisa
Dish toh har ghar k kitchen mein hote he

Aadmi ko limit mein rehna chahiye....
unlimited toh mera data plan bhi hai

Cement to pure honi chahiye
strong to apni dosti bhi hai .

Zindagi suljhi hui honi chahiye..
Uljhe hue toh baal bhi hai !! . .

Ladki sweeet honi chaiye
tikhi toh ramdev ki mirchi bhi hoti hain

Ladka smart hona chahiye,
ameer to Mukesh Ambani ka beta bhi hai

Ladki mein sense of humor hona chahiye
SUSHIL toh SHINDE bhi hai

Ladki asli mein ladki honi chahiye,
Mahela toh jaywardane bhi hai

Baal Strong hone chahiye,
Shiny toh Ahuja bhi hai

Ladkiya hamesha khush honi chahiye
kyuki rotlu toh shreeshanth bhi hai

Bachha ek hi paida hona chaiye...
twins toh tower bhi hai

Exams mein fail hona chaiye..
pass to train ka bhi hai

Insaan mein atam sanman hona chahie,
jaan to aaj kal cement mein bhi hai.

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Saturday, June 1, 2013

Friday, May 31, 2013

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Nature of Punjab Cities People

Nature of Punjab Cities People
ludhiana ---> Sab to jyada hifi pplz
jalandhar . --->Sabb to jyada n.r.i
chandigarhiye-- ­ ­-> Sab to jyada shokeeni chandigarh hi aa
ambersariye---> ­ ­Sab to jyada dyaalu te daani
bathinda ---> Sab to jyda ankhi
barnale ---> jine paapi nai
Firozpur ---> jinni" dhup" nhi
Hoshiarpur---> jinne "rukh" nahi ­ ­.
Patiale ---> jini sardari ni
Sangrur ---> jinna"pyaar nii
Mohali ---> jehi "naar" nhi
Muktsar ---> jini yaari ni
Moga----->moge wale sirre de velly ne..

Monday, May 27, 2013

Friday, May 24, 2013

Yaari Yaari Har Koi Kehnda


yaari yaari har koi kehnda aukhi mushkil yaari,
dekho chand sooraj di charde vaaro vaari,
yaari dekho heer ranjhe di uddhi fire khumaari,
aaj de jamane di char dina di yaari.......... .!

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Friday, May 17, 2013

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Monday, May 13, 2013

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Beautiful lines by Guru Granth Sahib


Beautiful lines by Guru Granth Sahib :
Apne gam ki Numaish na kar,
Apne nasib ki Azmaish na kar,
Jo tera hai tere Paas khud ayega,
Har roz usse pane Ki khwaish na kar,
Taqdir badal jayegi apne aap hi ae dost,
Muskrana sikh le,
wajah ki talaash na kar...

Friday, May 10, 2013

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Sunday, May 5, 2013

Friday, May 3, 2013

Father To Girl

Father To Girl
Girl:" Aaj mere dil ka operation hai..
.
Boy:" pata hai..
.
Girl:" I love u..
.
Boy:" main bhi bahut pyar karta hun
tumse..
.
operation ke baad jab ladki ko hosh aaya to sirf uska baap khada tha..
.
Girl:" wo kahan hai.. ??
.
Father:" tumhe nahi pata tumhe dil kisne diya.. ??
.
Girl:"what ??
Aur zor zor se rone lagi..
.
Father:" mazak kar raha hun Kamina bahar Samose Kha raha hai.

Thursday, May 2, 2013

5th Class Boy To Bill Gates

5th Class Boy To Bill Gates
Ek 5th class ka bacha Bill Gates ko letter likhta hai -
Sir, Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne Hain
...
1. Keyboard Ke Letters Sahi Jaga Nahi Hain, Keyboard Ka Sahi Version Kab Ayega?
2. Windows Mein START Ka Button Hai, STOP Ka Nahi
3. Hum Ms-Word Use Karte Hain,
Mr- Word Kab Release Hoga?
4. Keyboard Main ANY KEY Ka Button Nahi to Computer Q Maangta Hai?
Aakhir Main ek Zati Sawal
5. Aap Ka Naam GATES Hai To Aap WINDOWS Q Banate Hain..

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Monday, April 29, 2013

Friday, April 26, 2013

Thursday, April 25, 2013

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

3 Drunk Guys In Taxi

3 Drunk Guys In Taxi
3 drunk guys enterd a taxi.
The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again.
He told them. "We have reached".
The 1st guy gave him money &
the 2nd guy said "thank you".
The 3rd guy gave the drivera slap.
The driver was shocked, thinkin­g the 3rd drunk knew what he did.
But he asked "whats that for?".
The 3rd guy replied: "CONTROL YOUR SPEED NEXT TIME,
you nearly killed us!

3 Young Ladies Proposed a MAN




3 young Ladies proposed a MAN..
He had to choose one of them..
He tested by giving them
Rs. 5000 each 2 spend...

1st bought make up stuff & new dresses & said she wanted to look good for him..
2nd got him few expensive shirts & ties and perfumes & said she wanted him to look good..
3rd one invested the money, Got profit & returned him original amount,
saying that she saved the rest for their future..
Finally MAN decided to marry the Lady who was
.
The Prettiest
Moral: Men Will Be Men..

Sunday, April 21, 2013

Saturday, April 20, 2013

Friday, April 19, 2013

We go to School to Attend The Class

We go to School to Attend The Class
We go to school, to attend "CLASS" .
C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Sleep Silently.
At home, we have to "STUDY".
S.T.U.D.Y. = Sleep, Tv, Unlimited-sms, Dota, Youtube.
in class, we're given "HOMEWORK."
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K ­ = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.
while doing homework, we refer to "TEXTBOOK".
TEXTBOOK = TEXTing + faceBOOK...

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Wife To Husband

Wife To Husband
WIFE:" JANU, Aaj Tumhari Girlfriend Night Stay Karne Aaa Rahi hai!
Maine Fridge mein Beer & fresh Fruit Salad banake rakha hai,
Room freshner side table pare hai,
Nahanay Ka Soap with lime fragrance or towel Bhi rakha hai,
Main baccho ko Leker Mummy Ke yaha Jaa Rahi Hoon,
Kal Sham Tak Aajaungi,
Program Mein Koi Change Ho To inform Kar Dena,
mein Wahin aur Ruk JaunGi.

Isko kahate hai..

EK HUSBAND ke haseen sapne.

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Newton's First Law of AASHIQI



Newton's First Law Of"AASHIQI"

Every Aashiq Continues To Do Aashiqi Until & Unless A 'Tamaacha' Or
'Sandal' With A Velocity Of 9.8m/s Is Impressed
Upon Him By A Beautiful Girl..
This Force Is Called 'Beizzati' Which Is Directly Proportional To 'Sharmindgi' But Aawarapan Remains Constant!!!

Monday, April 15, 2013

Boy Insult Girl

Boy Insult Girl
Boy: How many apples can you eat in empty stomach?
Girl: I can eat 6 apples.
Boy: you can eat only 1 apple in empty stomach
bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that's not in empty stomach.
Girl: wow super joke I'll tell my friend.
Girl to Other Girl: How many apple can you eat in empty stomach?
Other Girl: I can eat 10.
Girl: pagal 6 bolti toh mast joke sunati.

Sunday, April 14, 2013

Friday, April 12, 2013

Story of Dog and Child

Story of Dog and Child
A dog was so faithful that the woman could
leave her baby with it and goout to attend
other matters. She always returned to find the child soundly asleep with the dog faithfully
watching over him. One day something tragic
happened.
The woman as usual, left the baby in the
"hands" of this faithful dog and went out
shopping. When she returned, she discovered rather a nasty scene, there was a total mess.
The baby's cot was dismantled, his nappies
and clothes torn to shreds with blood stains all over the bedroom where she left the child and the dog. Shocked, the woman wailed as
she began looking for the baby.
All of a sudden, she saw the faithful dog
emerging from under the bed. It was covered
with blood and licking it's mouth as if it had
just finished a delicious meal.
The woman got angry and assumed that the
dog had devoured her baby. Without much
thought she beat the dog with a wood to
death. But as she continued searching for
the"remains" of her child, she beheld another scene.
Close to the bed was the baby who, although
lying bare floor, was safe and under the bed
where the body of a snake was torn to pieces in what had been a fierce battle between the snake and the dog which was now dead.
Then reality dawned on the woman who now
began to understand what took place in her
absence. The dog fought to protect the baby from the ravenous snake.
It was too late for her now to make amends
because, in her impatience and anger, she had killed the faithful dog. How often have we misjudged people and torn them to shreds with harsh words and deeds before we have
had time to evaluate the situation?

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Wife To Husband

Wife To Husband
Wife: Can You Help Me In Garden.. ??
Husband: What Do You Think, I'm Gardener.. ??
Wife: Can You Fix Door Handle.. ??
... ...
Husband: What Do You Think, I'm A Carpenter?
In The Evening When Husband Came From The Work He Saw
Everything Has Been Fixed..!!
He Asked: Who Fixed This?
Wife: Our Neighbour But He Gave Me 2 Options..!!
Either I Should Give Him Burger Or A Kiss..!!
Husband: I'm Sure You Must Have Given A Burger..
Wife: What Do You Think, I'm Mc'Donalds?

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Malkin to Naukrani

Malkin to Naukrani
Nokrani se bartan toot gaya..
Malkin ne kaha:" Haramzaadi ye kya kiya tune ??
.
Bacha: Mumma ye" HARAMZADI kya hai ??
.
Maa: (Ye sochte hue k bacha gaali na seekh
jaye) isliye keh diya:" Sehatmand"
.
Agle din phir 1 or bartan toot gya,
.
Malkin ne phir se gali di:
.
"kameeni"phir bartan tod dia..
.
Bacha: Maa" kameeni kya hota hai ??
.
Maa:"kamzor"
.
1 din bache ki dadi beemaar ho gai,
Bacha maa k sath dadi ko dekhne gaya aur
kehne laga,
.
Maa dadi pehle kitni "haramzaad­i thi ab kitni "kameeni hoti ja rahi hain ..

Saturday, April 6, 2013

Man to Engineer



Never Mess with Engineers :
A man was seated next to a engg in an airplane.
D man turned to him n said, "Let's talk".
Engg : Ok, wat do we talk abt?
Man (making fun of d engg ): How about nuclear power?
Engg : Very interesting topic. But let me ask u a question...
Horse, cow & deer, all eat grass. Yet deer excretes pellets, cow flat potty & horse clumps. Why?
Man: I don't know.
Engg : Do u really feel qualified enough to discuss nuclear issues when you don't know shit.
man shocks, Engg rocks.

Thursday, April 4, 2013

In Exam a Question Came

funny jokes on exams


In exam a question came..
A parrot sits on an elephant and therefore the elephant died..
Prove it.

Student answer:"
assume that elephant name was parrot and therefore the parrot name was elephant..

Whats the height of hope

Exam time special

Amie aspirants have a great amount 

Engineer to Doctor



Engineer Doctor ke paas gaya aur bola, "ghar jaane ki kya fees hai..??"

Doctor: 300 rupees..

Engineer: Chale ­ --Dr Sahab.. ??

Dr ne bike nikali, engineer aur Dr Ghar pahuch gaye

Dr bola mareez kaha hai.. ??

Engineer:"Maree ­ --z koi nahi hai pagal,

taxi wala 500 maang raha tha aur tu 300 mein le aaya..

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Kade Kade Main Sochda



Kade Kade Main Sochda,
Eh Zindagi Ki De Gayi Te Kee Lai Gayi,
Oh Ik Tufaan Wangu Aayi Te Hanju Ban Veh Gayi,
Kehndi C Intzaar Kari Mera,
Te Hass Ke Alvida Keh Gayi,
Supne Taan Aksar Supne Hi Hunde Ne,
Oh Supne Wangu Aayi Si Te Supna Ban Ke Reh Gayi..

Monday, April 1, 2013

Sunday, March 31, 2013

Himmatwala Sad Story



Sad Story:
Hum 4 friend Himmatwala dekhne gaye the aaj par wapis 3 hi aaye.

ek friend coma mein chala gaya movie dekhte dekhte...
Note: "No Offense to anyone"

Thodi si Ibaadat Bahut sa Sila Deti Hai



Thodi si ibaadat bahut sa sila deti hai,
Gulab ki tarha chehra khila deti hai,
Allah ki yaad ko dil se jane na dena,
Kabhi kabhi choti si dua arsh hila deti hai...

Saturday, March 30, 2013

Mere Sidak Da Pallrha Bahut Halka



Mere Sidak Da Pallrha Bahut Halka,
Terian Bakhshishan De Naal Toliye Na,
De De Honsla Mereya Jajabeyan Nu,
Har Haal Raazi Rahiye Doliye Na.....!!

Friday, March 29, 2013

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

A True and Caring Relation

Happy holi wallpapers

A true and caring relation doesn’t need to speak loud,

a soft sms is simply enough to specific the heartiest feelings.......

Enjoy the festival of Holi with heap of fun.

It's the day to specific love with colours.

It is a time to indicate tenderness.

All the colours that are on you're of love!.

HAPPY HOLI

Phoolon ne khilna chhod diya

Kahin hoga gulal toh kahin hogi roli