Thursday, January 31, 2013

Valentine Day is Coming

Valentines Day is coming up ♥_♥
put this as your status and see what numbers people comment about
you:
1. I Want A Second Chance. :
2. You're Cute. *_*
3. U ignore mee??
4. Better Friendship.
5. Let'sChill.
6. Let's Cuddle.
7. I Owe You An Apology.
8. I Want A Hug. ^_^
9. I Really Like You.
10. I'm Crushing On You.
11. I Love You. ♥
12. I Dislike You.>
13. Will You Be My valentine?? ♥

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Tu Ki Jaane Tenu Paun Lyi

Tu Ki Jaane Tenu Paun Lyi Asin Kinni Keemat
Utaari a___

Ik Tenu Sajjna Paun Lyi Poori Dunia Nu Thokar
Maari a___

Dhan Dhan Sri Guru Har Rai Sahib

Dhan dhan Sri Guru Har Rai Sahib ji de parkash purab diyan saari sangat nu lakh lakh mubarkaan hon ji..

Gaj ke fateh bulao waheguru ji ka khalsa
waheguru ji ki fateh..

Monday, January 28, 2013

Putt Kudiyan Pattda Ae


Putt kudiyan pattda ae, Baapu pattda ae aalu..,
Baapu bada shreef jiha, putt pura ae chaalu..,
Putt Bullet te ghumda ae,
pair baapu de ne nange..,
Eho jihe puttan ton bina hi Maape ne change..!!!!

First Day in College



Ek student apne college ke first day toilet mein gaya.
wo potty karne laga...
samne wall par likha tha
Abe itna jor studies mein lagata to kisi achhe college ki seat par baitha hota.

Socha Tha Ke Wo Bohat Toot Kar


Socha Tha Ke Wo Bohat Toot Kar Chahege Hamein,

Lekin!
Socha Bhi Hum Ne,
... Chaha Bhi Hum Ne!
Aur Toot Bhi Hum Gaye...

Great Sayings

”GREAT SAYINGS”

Jinhe khwab dekhna acha lagta hai, Unhe RAAT choti lagti hai.
Aur
Jinhe khwab pure karna acha lagta hai, Unhe DIN chote lagte hai.

Saturday, January 26, 2013

Freedom in Mind

Freedom in Mind,
Faith in Words,
Pride in our Heart,
Memories in our Souls.
Lets Salute the Nation on REPUBLIC DAY

JAI HIND

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Bikhari To Daadi

Bikhari :- amma roti do.
Daadi :- Abhi roti banayi nhi hai, baad mai ana.
.
Bikhari :- ye mera mobile no. Hai. Miss Call De dena jab
tayyar ho jaye.
.
------- Biikhari rocks ---------
Daadi :- Aray baba mere pas balance nai, main facebook par status update kar dungi. Usay check kar ke aa jana....

~~~~~~ Dadi double rocks ~~~~~

Take A Stand Against Evil

Take A Stand Against Evil, Corruption & Terrorism
4 We Belong To India
A Nation Of Pride & We Will Thus Say
Hindu, Muslim, Sikh, Isai
Sab Hai Bhai Bhai.

Monday, January 21, 2013

A Boy Was Driving a Car

A Boy was driving a car. A girl on scooty overtook him.

Boy shouted, "Hey Buffalo"

Girl turned back n shouted..
"you donkey, idiot, stupid monkey"

Suddenly she had an accident.
She was hit by a buffalo crossing d road..

MORAL:
"Girls never understand what a boy wants 2
say"

SUN GABRUA VE SIKH KOM DIA

SUN GABRUA VE SIKH KOM DEYA,
TERI PAG HAI TERI PEHCHAN,
TU SIKH HAI GURU GOBIND DA,
TERI SIKHI HAI TERI SHAAN,
JIS PAG DI IJJAT DE LAI KAR DITTI JIND KURBAN,
AJ OHI PAG HAI MUR MANGDI APNA SANMAAN,
SIKH KOM KHATAM AJ HO CHALI JARA MAAR KE VEKH DHYAAN...

A Special Hindi Poem

A special Hindi poem -
kavita for the Ram Navmi, the birthday of Lord Shri Ram is for you ! Send it your friends if you like !

Jai Ram,
Jai puroshottam,
Jai Raghunandan,
Unke saare naam bateyen unki poornta,
Harr kar raavan ka sar,
Dekar duniyan ko satyata ka paath,
Diya sadev shri Raam ne Manavta ka saath,
Vijay Divas ye kehlaya,
Jab Duniya mein Shri Raam roopi Vishnu ka Avataaar aaya,
Dekho aaya,
Aaya Ram navmi ka tyohaar aaya!

Happy Ram Navmi.

Aakhan Sikh Diyan Banian

Akhaa Sikh Diya Baniya Nahi Jhukan De Layi,
Eh Ta Baniya Ne Saheedi Khumariya Layi,
Do Galla Layi Sikh Da Sir Baneya,
Aareya Layi Ja Sardariya Layi.

Sunday, January 20, 2013

Kavi Ka Beta School Mein

(Kavi ka beta School Mein)

Teacher :- what is Noun?
Student :- Arz karta hoon,
Kutta bhi hota Hai apni gali mein king,
Wah wah...

Kutta Bhi Hota hai Apni gali mein King.
.
Noun is a Name Of any person place or thing.
wah wah

Pyar Ishq Te Mohabbat

Pyar, Ishq Te Mohabbat Eh Naam Ne Sab Dhokhe De,
Jinu Vi Lag Jaan Ik Vaar Oh Lainda Sda Hi Hoke Ae,
Rabba Tere Agge Fariyad Karde Haa Sanu Is Dhokhe To Bachai Rakhi,
Mainu Te Mere Yaaran Nu Bas Apne Larh Naal Lai Rakhi.

Friday, January 18, 2013

When You Were 15 yrs Old

When U Were 15 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...
U Blushed.. U Look Down And Smile.. ♥

When U Were 20 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...
U Put Ur Head On My Shoulder And Hold My Hand...
Afraid That I Might Disappear... ♥

When U Were 25 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...
U Prepare Breakfast And Serve It In Front Of Me,
And Kiss My Forhead N Said:"U Better Be Quick, Is's Gonna Be Late.." ♥

When U Were 30 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...
U Said: "If U Really Love Me, Please Come Back Early After Work.."

When U Were 40 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...
U Were Cleaning The Dining Table And Said: "Ok Dear,
But It's Time For U To Help Our Child With His/Her Revision.." ♥

When U Were 50 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Were Knitting And U Laugh At Me...

When U Were 60 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...
U Smile At Me..

When U Were 70 Yrs Old. I Said I Love U...
We Sitting On The Rocking Chair With Our Glasses On..
I'M Reading Your Love Letter That U Sent To Me 50 Yrs Ago..
With Our Hand Crossing Together.. ♥

When U Were 80 Yrs Old, U Said U Love Me!
I Didn't Say Anything But Cried...
That Day Must Be The Happiest Day Of My Life!
Because U Said U Love Me !!! ♥

Please Appreciate Your Loved Ones.. Say "I Love You" To Them When U Have The Chance Now !!! ♥

Sirr Katwa Ditte

Sirr Katwa Ditte,
Waar Ditiya Jina Panth To Jawaniyan Ne,

Kina Yaad Rakheya Asi Ohna Nu,
Jehna Ditiya Sade Lai Kurbaniyan Ne,

Chete Aj Ek Christmas Hai Sanu,
Asi Bhul Gaye Ohna De Balidan Nu,

Jiunde Diwaar Wich Chin Ho Ke Jihna,
Kitiyan Kurban Anmol Jindganiyan Ne.

Happy Gurpurab

May Guru Ji inspire you
to achieve all your goals and May His blessings be with you in whatever you do!

HAPPY GURPURAB

Thursday, January 17, 2013

Guru Kalgidhar Patshah

Guru Kalgidhar Patshah Dhan Dhan Shree Guru Gobind Singh ji de pavan Gurpurab diyan bahut bahut vadhaiyan!

May Dashmesh Pita bless you and your family with His blessings!

ਧੰਨ ਧੰਨ ਸ਼੍ਰੀ ਗੁਰੂ ਗੋਬਿੰਦ ਸਿੰਘ ਜੀ

ਧੰਨ ਧੰਨ ਸ਼੍ਰੀ ਗੁਰੂ ਗੋਬਿੰਦ ਸਿੰਘ ਜੀ ਦੇ ਆਗਮਨ ਦਿਹਾੜੇ ਦੀਆਂ ਸਾਰੀਆਂ ਨੂੰ ਕਰੋੜਾਂ ਕਰੋੜਾਂ ਮੁਬਾਰਕਾਂ ! ਸਤਿਗੁਰੂ ਰਹਿਮਤ ਕਰਨ ,ਸਾਰੀਆਂ ਦੀਆਂ ਝੋਲੀਆਂ ਖੁਸ਼ੀਆਂ ਨਾਲ ਭਰ ਜਾਣ, ਪਰਮਾਤਮਾ ਥੋਡੇ ਸਾਰੇ ਕਾਰਜ ਰਾਸ ਕਰਨ ਜੀ , ਸਾਰੀਆਂ ਨੂੰ ਆਪਨੇ ਚਰਨਾ ਨਾਲ ਜੋੜੀ ਰਖਣ ! ਵਾਹਿਗੁਰੂ ਵਾਹਿਗੁਰੂ ਵਾਹਿਗੁਰੂ ਵਾਹਿਗੁਰੂ ਵਾਹਿਗੁਰੂ

Kaun Dinda Aan Layi Jaan

kaun dinda aan layi jaan,
tu ta jaan den to v vadh kar gaio.

qurbani ta kaum layi iko kaafi,
tu ta qurabaniya di v hadd kar gaio.

yudh kala, atah haunsla.
teri likhni karni, mangna sarbat da bhalla.

shukriya maalka, tu aapni soch nu shabad kar gaio.

rahe sada mehar sansaar te baaja waleya teri.

umeed hai k samjange Banger jehe teri insaniyat layi kiti daleri.

rabb banke insaan to, insana da haunsla buland kar gaio,

quarbani ta kaum layi iko kaafi,
tu ta quarbaniyaan di v hadd kar gaio.

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Some Nice Feelings

Some Nice Feelings.... ♥♥

When You realize that You are valued by Someone,

When You get ready & Someone says, You are looking good,

When everyone got their ice-cream cups except You & Someone give You one's own
cup,

When Someone knows about Your favorite songs & play only those songs when You are
around,

When Someone calls You or text You for no reason,

When Someone is excited to see You every time,

When Someone finds reason to talk to You,

When someone get scared when you r not around...

When someone shout on u for ur being irresponsible to ur health,

So Whenever u find that Someone,

try not to lose that Person & always VALUE that Someone...!

Mehran Wale Saiyan

Mehran Wale Saiyan Sanu Charna Naal Jod,

Kalyug Marda A Gaidey, Aaun Dinda Nahio Nede,

Paunda Aan Aan Gherey Ehna Kandeya Nu Tod,

Mehran Wale Saiyan Sanu Charna Naal Jod,

Paap Bahut Kmaayi Jande Giney Na Ginaye,

Aakhaan Kisnu Sunaye Mande Bhaaga De Dosh,

Mehran Wale Saiyan Sanu Charna Naal Jod,

Digha Dar Tere Aake, So So Thokran Main Kha Ke,

Aakhan Vaasta Main Paa Ke Mainu Khali Na Mod,

Mehran Wale Saiyan Sanu Charna Naal Jod.

Main ਕਿਆਰੀ ਫੁੱਲਾ ਦੀ

main ਕਿਆਰੀ ਫੁੱਲਾ ਦੀ,

tu ਗੁਲਾਬ ਬਾਗ ਦਾ,

main ਪਲੇਟ ਮੈਂਗੀ ਦੀ,

tu ਪਤੀਲਾ ਸਾਗ ਦਾ

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

RAM and RAAVAN Fight

RAM aur RAAVAN ladaai kar rahe the.

RAAVAN : chal ram, byee.

RAM : Kyun ? dar gaya kya ?
.
.
RAAVAN : nhi. 5 baj gaye hain.

mujhe POKEMON dekhna hai....

Asi Gandhi Vaang Ni Charkhe Chalaye

Asi Gandhi Vaang Ni Charkhe Chalaye,

Khud Charkhadiyan Te Chade Hoye Haan,

Sees Dena Jittho Di fees Lagdi,

Asi Ohna Schoola Ch Pade Hoye Haan,

Asi Nahi Darpok Ahinsa De Poojariya Vaang,

Asi Khoon Ch Laayia Taariya Ne,

Sanu aiven Ni Loki Sardar Kehnde,

Sir Deke Layian Sardarian Ne. .

Monday, January 14, 2013

ਭਗਤ ਸਿੰਘ ਨਹੀਂ ਆਉਣਾਂ ਚਾਹੁੰਦਾ ਉੱਤੇ ਨੋਟਾਂ ਦੇ

ਭਗਤ ਸਿੰਘ ਨਹੀਂ ਆਉਣਾਂ ਚਾਹੁੰਦਾ ਉੱਤੇ ਨੋਟਾਂ ਦੇ,

ਗਾਂਧੀ ਵਾਂਗੂੰ ਐਂਵੇਂ ਪੈਰਾਂ ਥੱਲੇ ਲੋਕਾਂ ਦੇ,

ਫਾਂਸੀ ਚੜਨੌਂ ਵਾਲੇ ਆਪਣਾਂ ਰੋਲ ਨਿਭਾਂ ਗਏ ਨੇਂ,

ਪਿੱਛੇ ਨਾਅਰੇ ਲਾਉਣੇਂ ਵਾਲੇ ਮੋਹਰੇ ਆ ਗਏ ਨੇਂ,

ਕੋਈ ਸਰਚ ਕਰੇ ਇਹਨਾਂ ਸਰਕਾਰਾਂ ਤੇ,

ਨਹੀਂ ਸੂਰਮੇਂ ਖੁਸ਼ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਫੁੱਲਾਂ ਦਿਆਂ ਹਾਰਾਂ ਤੇ.

ਕਲਗੀਆਂ ਵਾਲਿਆ ਲਿਖਾਂ ਕੀ ਸਿਫ਼ਤ ਤੇਰੀ

ਕਲਗੀਆਂ ਵਾਲਿਆ ਲਿਖਾਂ ਕੀ ਸਿਫ਼ਤ ਤੇਰੀ,

ਕਾਗਜ਼ ਕਲਮ ਤੋ ਤੇਰਾ ਅਕਾਰ ਵੱਡਾ,

ਜੁਗਾਂ ਜੁਗਾਂ ਨਾਂ ਲੱਥਣਾ ਖਾਲਸੇ ਤੋਂ,

ਸਿੱਖ ਕੌਮ ਉਤੇ ਤੇਰਾ ਉਧਾਰ
ਵੱਡਾ......!

Meethe Gud Mein Mil Gaya Til

Meethe gud mein mil gaya til,

Udi patang aur khil gaya dil,

Har pal sukh aur hardin shanti,

Mubarak Ho Aapko Makkar Sankranti.

Sunday, January 13, 2013

Do Your Best

GOD hAs puT y0u whEre y0u aRe For a rEason and has givEn y0u tHe abiLitiEs neEded to mAke a diffeRence..

Do y0uR besT and LEave a traiL tHat otHers cAn foLLow.

Rab Diyan Rehmata Da

Rab Diyan Rehmta Da Shukar Manyida,

Jive Oh Karaunda Assi Unj Kari Jayida,

Jagaunda bhukhe Pet Hai,

Savauda Bhar Pet Hai,

Har Ik Bande Da Uhde Kol bhet Hai,

Rukha Sukha Milje Oh Vi Kush Ho Ke Khai Da,

Rab Diya Rehmta Da Shukar Manyida.

Saturday, January 12, 2013

HAPPY LOHRI

HAPPY LOHRI

Vekheya sadi yaari,
Sawere sawere hi wish maari,

Ehnu kehnde ne hushiari,

Hun wish karan di tuhaadi hai vaari.

Happy Lohri to u and ur family.

GULAB ke KANTE NAA Dekho

GULAB ke KANTE NAA dekho,
dekho uskE PHOOL.
.
DIRECTION OF CURRENT is given by FLEMINGZ's LEFT HAND RULE..
Wah wah!
.
Na jine ki tamanna na marne ka Khauf..
The number u have dialed is currently switched off..
.
Wah wah!
.
Chehre pe hai smile ankhon mein hai tear..
objects in convex mirror are closer than they appear.
.
Wah wah! .
.
Nach meri bulbul TUJHE
paisa milega.
Hum CID se hai, koi apni jagah se nahi HILEGA.

ਜ਼ਹਿਰ ਵੇਖ ਕੇ ਪੀਤਾ ਤੇ ਕੀ ਪੀਤਾ

ਜ਼ਹਿਰ ਵੇਖ ਕੇ ਪੀਤਾ ਤੇ ਕੀ ਪੀਤਾ ,,,

ਇਸ਼ਕ ਸੌਚ ਕੇ ਕੀਤਾ ਤੇ ਕੀ ਕੀਤਾ,,,

ਦਿਲ ਦੇ ਕੇ ਦਿਲ ਲੈਣ ਦੀ ਆਸ ਰੱਖੀ ,,,

ਵੇ ਬੁੱਲਿਆ ਪਿਆਰ ਏਹੌ ਜਿਹਾ ਕੀਤਾ ਤੇ ਕੀ ਕੀਤਾ...

Kal Marjani Sade Ghar

Kal marjani saade ghar lohri mangan ayi c. .
.
main lohri ch ohnu moofli deti. . .
.
Kamli saade ghar muhre lit lit ke ron lag payi . .

Kehndi main tan khand waliaa rerhiaa leniaa AA . .

Friday, January 11, 2013

ਓਹਦੇ ਇੱਕ Suit ਦੀ

ਓਹਦੇ ਇੱਕ Suit ਦੀ ਵਾਰੀ ਮਹੀਨਾ ਆਉਂਦੀ ਨਈਂ____

ਓਹਤਾਂ ਬਿਨਾ Matching ਤੋਂ Rubber Band ਵੀ ਪਾਉਂਦੀ ਨਈਂ ____

ਮੈਂ 2 ਜੀਨਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਬਦਲ-ਬਦਲ ਪਾ ਲੈਂਦਾ ਹਾਂ ____

ਤਾਈਓਂ ਤਾਂ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਤੱਕ ਕੇ Feeling ਆਉਂਦੀ ਨਈਂ ____

ਓਹਦੀ ਕਾਰ ਦੇ ਸ਼ੀਸ਼ੇ ਪਿੱਛੇ Soniya ਲਿਖਿਆ ਹੈ ____

ਤੇ ਮੈਂ Chetak ਮੁਹਰੇ"ਮੇਹਰ ਕਰੀਂ" ਲਿਖਵਾਏ ਜੀ ____

ਮੈਂ ਰਾਹੀ ਮਿੰਨੀ ਬੱਸ ਦਾ ਸ਼ੌਂਕੀ ਪੜ੍ਹਨੇ ਦਾ ____

ਓਹਦੀ ਚਿੱਟੀ Lancer ਵੱਢਦੀ ਜਾਂਦੀ ਫਾਹੇ ਜੀ

India Ke Har Ek Aadmi Ne

India ke har aadmi ne agar mootra visarjan kar diya to

Pakistan Map se gayab ho jayega...

Waha pe Indian Sea Dikhega fir.

ਮਰਜਾਣੀਏ ਕੱਲ

ਮਰਜਾਣੀਏ ਕੱਲ ਨੂੰ ਹਾਂ ਕਰ ਦਈ...
.
.
ਕਿਓਕੀ,
,
,
ਤੇਨੂੰ v ਚੇਤਾ ਰੱਖਣਾ ਸੌਖਾ ਕੇ ਲੋਹੜੀ ਵਾਲੇ ਦਿਨ ਹੋਈ ਸੀ..

ਇਕ 24 ਸਾਲ ਦਾ ਮੁੰਡਾ



ਇਕ 24 ਸਾਲ ਦਾ ਮੁੰਡਾ ਟਰੇਨ ਦੀ ਖਿੜਕੀ ਚੋ ਬਾਹਰ
ਵੇਖ ਕੇ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ- " ਡੈਡੀ ਵੇਖੋ ਦਰਖਤ ਅਪਣੇ ਨਾਲ
ਜਾ ਰਿਹੇ ਨੇ "
ਉਸਦਾ ਡੈਡੀ ਹਸਿਆ
ਨਾਲ ਹੀ ਇਕ ਨਵ-ਵਿਵਾਹਿਤ ਜੋੜਾ ਇਹ ਵੇਖ ਰਿਹਾ ਸੀ
ਉਨ੍ਹਾ ਨੂੰ ਉਸ ਦੇ 24 ਸਾਲ ਦੇ ਮੁੰਡੇ ਵਲ ਵੇਖਿਆ ਤੇ
ਉਸਦੇ ਬਚਪਨੇ ਤੇ ਦਇਆ ਆਈ
ਅਚਾਨਕ ਮੁੰਡਾ ਹੈਰਾਨੀ ਨਾਲ ਡੇਡੀ ਉਹ ਵੇਖੋ ਬੱਦਲ
ਅਪਣੇ ਨਾਲ ਜਾ ਰਿਹੇ ਨੇ.....
ਜੋੜੇ ਤੋ ਰਿਹਾ ਨਾ ਗਿਆ ਤੇ ਉਸਦੇ ਬੁੜੇ ਪਿਉ ਨੂੰ
ਕਹਿਤਾ- ਤੁਸੀ ਅਪਣੇ ਮੁੰਡੇ ਨੁੰ ਇਕ ਚੰਗੇ ਡਾਕਟਰ ਨੁੰ
ਵਿਖਾਉ...
ਬਜੁਰਗ ਹਸਿਆ ਤੇ ਕਿਹਾ:- ਅਸੀ ਹੁਣੇ ਹਸਪਤਾਲ ਤੋ
ਹੁਣੇ ਆਏ ਹਾ , ਮੇਰਾ ਮੁੰਡਾ ਜਨਮ ਤੋ ਅੰਨਾ ਸੀ ਅੱਜ ਉਸ
ਨੂੰ ਅੱਖਾ ਮਿਲੀਆਂ ਨੇ.... !!
ਸਿਖਿਆ - ਇਸ ਧਰਤੀ ਤੇ ਸਭ ਦੀ ਅਪਣੀ ਇਕ
ਕਹਾਣੀ ਹੈ।। ਜਦੋ ਤਕ ਤੁਸੀ ਸਚ ਨਹੀ ਜਾਣ ਲੈਦੇ
ਕਿਸੇ ਨੂੰ ਪਰਖਣ ਦੀ ਕੋਸਿਸ਼ ਨਾ ਕਰੋ,
ਸਚ ਜਾਣ ਕੇ ਤੁਸੀ ਹੈਰਾਨ ਹੋ ਸਕਦੇ ਹੋ.......................

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Sehwag's Son To Sehwag

Sehwag's son: Papa ab aap cricket nahi kheloge??
.
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Sehwag: Khelunga beta jab Cricket hoga tab khelunga,
abhi to Raajneeti ho rahi hai..!!

How To Kill a Lion

HOW TO KILL A LION
--------------- ­---------
Manmohan Singh Method:

The lion roars.
Stay mute.
The lion roars louder. Stay mute.
Let this happen for infinite times.
Lion dies of frustration.
Theek hai?

Akbaruddin Owaisi Method:

The lion roars.
Brag that you're such a human who can knock him down in5 secs if the cage is removed.
Lion dies of excessive laughter causing multiple organ failure.

Mohan Bhagwat Method:

The lion roars.
Tell him that lions only roar in jungles, but not in jungles.
Ask him to get out of jungle and come to jungle and to learn sanskar.
The lion dies of confusion.

Asaram Bapu Method:

The lion roars.
Tell him 'Hello bhaiya'.
The lion dies of unbearable humiliation and degradation of
his species.

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Angrez To Indian

Angrezo ka 1 month ka festival chal raha tha jisme wo non veg nhi khate.

Unke mohalle mein ek Indian rehta tha jo daily Chicken banakar khata tha.

Chicken ki khushboo se preshan hokar Angrezo ne Paadri se shikayat ki.

Paadri ne us Indian se kaha tum ''Christian'' dharm swikaar kar lo
Aur Indian maan gya,

To Paadri ne Indian par Holy water chhidakte huye kaha"You born as a "Hindu" now you are a"Christian"

Next day fir us Indian ke ghar se Chiken ki khushboo aayi to sab angrez uske ghar gye to dekha,

Indian Chicken par Holy Water chhidak raha tha aur kah raha tha,
"You born as "Chicken" but now you are "Potato".

Girlfrend Romantic Mood Mein

Girlfrend Romantic mood mein-
aaj ghar mein koi nhi hai,
aajao.. .
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Boy- tu mere ghar aaja pagli,
mere ghar sab log hain, Tera mann laga rahega.

Moral- har ladka kamina nahi hota koi sharif bhi hota hai.

Monday, January 7, 2013

Must Read

Must Read...

Ek baalak ne apne maa baap ki khoob sewa ki, dost usse kahte ki agar itni seva tu bhagwan ki karta to tumhe bhagwan mil jate.
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Lekin un sab cheejo se anjaan wo apne mata-pita ki seva krta rha.
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Ek din uski maa baap ki sewa bhakti se khush hokar bhagwan khud dharti pe aa gaye.
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Us wakt wo apni maa ke panv daba rha tha, bhagwan darwaje k bahar se bole, darwaja kholo beta,
Main tumhari mata pita ki sewa se prasann hokar vardaan dene aaya hu.
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Ladke ne kha- intjaar kro prabho, main abhi maa ki sewa mein lga hu.
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Bhagwan bole- dekho, main vaapas chala jaunga,
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Balak- aap ja sakte hain bhagwan, main sewa beech mein nahi chhod skta.
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Kuch der baad usne darwaja khola, bhagwan bahar khade the.
Bole- log mujhe pane k liye kathor tapsya krte hain, main tumhe sahaj mil gya aur tumne mujhse pratiksha karwai
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Ladke ka jawab tha- 'hey ishwar, jis maa baap ki sewa ne tumhe mere paas aane ko majboor kar diya, un maa baap ki sewa beech mein chhod kar main, 'darwaja kholne kese aata'

Safety Tips 4 Winters

Safety Tips 4 Winters !!

Stand in front of mirror
with one glass of water..
&
throw water on d mirror
&
say..
" Ahaa.. Nahaa liye..!!

Wife To Husband

Wife: "tum GOA ja rahe ho to mujhe apne sath kyu nahi le jaate?
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Husband: Are pagli, koi restaurant jata hai to Tiffin saath le jata hai kya?

Friday, January 4, 2013

Husband To Wife

Ek Aadmi apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.
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Biwi boli: aap itni der se kya dekh rahe ho?
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Aadmi: Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ....

Success People Story

#. I didn't complete my University.@Bil­l Gates

#. I Stitched Shoes in childhood.@Abra­ham
Lincoln

#. I was the one who served in Hotels. @OBEROI

#. I was Conductor. @Rajnikanth

#. I worked at Petrol Pump.@Dhirubhai
Ambani

#. I Failed in class 10th. @ Sachin Tendulkar

#. I was a Drop out n Keyboard Player.@ A.R. Rahman

#. I Slept on Bench of park & borrowed
Rs.20 everyday from friend to travel to
filmcity. @ Shahrukh Khan.

#. I used to serve Tea to support my Football Training. @ Lionél Messi

#. I was a famous hawker. @Jeny Lope

Life isn't about finding yourself

Life is about creating yourself..

True Meaning of Love

♥ True meanings of love ♥

»»» If you love her because of her eyes, lips or body, it is not "Love" it is "LUST"

»»» If it is because of her intelligence or insight about life,
it is not "Love", its" ADMIRATION"

»»» If its because she cries every time you try to leave her, it is not "Love" it is "PITY"

»»» If its because she makes you forget to study and sleep, it is not "Love" it is" INFATUATION"

»»» LOVE is,
When you do not know why you seem to be attracted to a person...

»»» Love is when the heart sees what's invisible to the eyes...

»»» Love is when you really can't explain how you feel about her
to her, but you can Explain it to yourself...

»»» Love has its reason and that reason is UNKNOWN "!!!

Thursday, January 3, 2013

Happy Birthday Gurdas Maan Ji

ISHQ Ni Lukk Da Parde Poun Da Ki Fayeda

Kakhaa De Vich Agg Lakoun Da Ki Fayeda

Haari Hoyi Baaji Bulla Nach KeJitt gaya

Kithe Gaye Ne Ohh Lok Jehre Kehnde c

Pairaa De Vich Gungroo Poun Da Ki Fayeda ....

Happy birthday GURDAS MAAN JI sai blees u.

Tera Challa ve Baba

Tera 'challa' ve baba... Gaa ke dil jhalla ho janda

tera 'peerh tere jaan di'
gaunda si jad kalla ho janda...

Tu jeonda vasda rhen surja, asi tan nikke taare

tere sir utton di ve vaardan geet main apne saare..

Happy b'day to Baba Gurdas maan sahab.

Girls Profile Picture

What Does Generally A Girls Profile Picture Tells You
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1. If She Is Very Beautiful With 1000's Of Friends,
Its Fake.
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2. If There Is A Guy In The Pic Along With Her,
She Is Already Booked.
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3. If There Are More Than One Girl In The Pic,
She Is Most Probably The Ugliest One.
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4. If The Pic Is Taken From A Side Angle Of Her Face,
She Is Most Probably Fat.
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5. If The Pic Is Taken From Far Away,
Definitely Not A Fake Profile.
Just Try To Zoom In With Your Eye Lenses To Figure Out More Of Her.
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6. If The Pic Is of A Baby, Cake, Heart Or Any Other Stupid Thing,
Most Probably A Teen Who Needs To Grow Up.
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7. If A Pic With A Ugly Face,
Click The Back Button As Soon As You Can Before Anyone Catches You Red Handed
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8. If A Pic With A Beautiful Face & All Profile Info Hidden,
She Is Probably The One For You
But Don't Be So Excited,
She Won't Accept Your Friend Request

Honhaar Beta vs Nalayak Beta

Honhaar beta vs Nalayak beta..
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Papa:"Beta aage ka kya plan hai..??
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Honhaar beta:"Bas 10th mein 98% aa jaaye fir 2 saal ki mehnat nd IIT then 1 saal ki mehnat fir IIM then 20 lacs package job, life happy.
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Nalayak beta:"Bas 10th pass ho jaye fir roadies mein se bike jeet ke aaunga splitvilla mein se apki bahu, fir emotional atayachar se usey certified karwaunga pass ho gayi to theek
nahi to process repeat karunga.

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Girls Version of Airtel Ad

Girls Version Of Airtel Ad...
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Bread ke liye jaise jam hota hai,
waise har boyfrnd Zaroori hota hai...
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Koi cell mein hamare balance dalvaye,
koi naya alag alag phone dilaye,
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ek tujhe branded kapde dilaye aur ek tujhe dominoz mein pizza khilaye...
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Koi looks mein hero toh koi ghost hota hai,
par har boyfrnd zaroori hota hai...
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koi darling koi dear koi sweet heart, jaanu vanu baby shaby every1 harami,
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sab yaad karke time pass bada mast hota hai,
Par har ek boyfrnd Zaroori hota hai.

Girl To Boy

Girl: hipnotize karna kya hota hai?

Boy: kisi ko apne bas mein karke usse apni marzi ke saare kaam karwana.

Girl:- chal jhoothe, usko to 'boyfriend' banana kehte hain.