Thursday, February 28, 2013

Man to Trainer



A man says to a trainer in the gym:
"I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine should I use?"
The trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Aap Dono ki Jodi Kabhi na Tute

Aap dono ki jodi kabhi na tute,
Khuda kare aap ek dusre se kabhi na ruthe,
Yuhi ek hokar aap ye zindagi bitayein,
ki Aap dono se khushyion ke ek pal bhi na chhute.

Kaamwali Ki Jeans

Aaj aasman mein kaali ghata shayi hai,
aaj phir gharwali se maar khai hai,
kehti hai gharwali sudar jao par kya kare,
aaj phir kamwali jeans pehan ke aayi hai.

Monday, February 25, 2013

Never Hurt People

Never hurt people who love you a lot,
because they won't hurt you back.
But they'll probably have no choice,
but to leave you forever..

Saturday, February 23, 2013

Aapko Khushian Itni Mile

Aapko Khushian Itni Mile Jitni Musharraf Ko Gaaliyan,
Aapki Zindagi Se Gham Aise Khatam Ho Jaise PTV Se Haya,
AapKo GEO Jaisa Sabar Mile,
Shohrat Itni Mile Jitni
“BB” Ko Mili,
Health Aisi Mile Jaise
SANGEETA Ko,
OR
Aapke Din Aise Phirain
Jaisay Zardari Ke!!!

Gift of Good Health

God fills our cup of life each day,
With gifts that make us strong.
He hears the prayers within our hearts,
And always rights each wrong.
God fills our cup of life each day,
And brings us to His door.
To shine His gift of perfect health,
And fill our cups once more.
May the cup of God’s blessing,
And His presence too.
Bring the gift of good health,
To shine on you.

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Our Owner


Our owner= "GURU NANAK DEV JI"
Our leader=."GURU GRANTH SAHIB Ji
Our guide="HUKUMNAMA".
Our lyrics="GURBAAN­I".
Our loyalty="RAHET" ­
Our request="ARDAAS"
Our protection="AMRIT"
Our exercise="SEWA" ­.
Our self-control="NITNEM"
Our charity="DASWAND".
Our tour="GURUDWARAS"
Our rolemodel= ALL TEN GURU SHAHIBAANS
Japo Ji WAHEGURU... WAHEGURU... WAHEGURU...

Friends Are Not Like Clothes

Friends are not like clothes,
that u can change anytime,
but good friends such as u are like JEANS…
Older it gets the better it fits!!

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Kuch Sochu to Tera Khayaal

Kuch sochu to tera khayaal aa jata hai,
Kuch bolu To tera naam aa jata hai,
Kab talak byaan karu dil ki baat,
Har saans mein ab tera ehsaas aa jata hai.

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

The Fountains Mingle With The River

The fountains mingle with the river,
And the rivers with the ocean,
The winds of Heaven mix forever,
With a sweet emotion;
Nothing in the world is single;
All things by a law divine,
In one spirit meet and mingle,.
Why not I with thine…!? ♥♥

My Little Girl

My little Girl, Don’t cry for me,
I’ll be right by your side.
I’d never miss out on this day,
that you become a bride.
I’m here with you to hold your hand
and give your heart away,
To a man God chose to take care of you forever from this day.
Today, I place your hand in his,
with blessings and with pride.
My little Girl, Don’t cry for me,
I’ll be right by your side.

Monday, February 18, 2013

Samsung Note 2

I am jealous of people who own a Samsung Note 2
.
.
because they just have to attach 4 wheels to turn the damn thing into a skateboard....

Mother Love

Best line said by a boy 2 his GF-
.
Tere bina main ye duniya chhod to du,
Par uska dil kaise dukha du jo roz darwaze par khadi kehti hai

"Beta Ghar Jaldi aa jaana".

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Ek Sharabi Vivah Film Dekh Kar Aaya

Ek sharabi vivah film dekh kar ghar aaya aur
biwi se bola-

tujhe pee kar main dekhoon,
mujhe haq hai...
tu bhi peeti hai daaru,
mujhe shaq hai...

Friday, February 15, 2013

Love Marriage v/s Arrange Marriage

Love Marrige Karte Samay Ladki Ke Baap Dvaara Poochhe Jaane Waale Sawaal:-

1- Kitna kamate ho.
2- Kya guarenty hai ki meri beti ko hamesha khush rakhoge.
3- Meri beti ko maine bade pyaar se paala hai, tumhari itni si salary mein meri beti khush nahi reh sakti.
4- Daaru ya beedi cigrate to nahi peete.
5- Itne chhote se ghar mein mein apni beti nahi dunga.
6- Sirf pyar ke sahare zindagi nahi chalti.

Ab Dekho Arrange Marrige Mein Baap Ke Sawaal:- (Ladke ki salry pehle wale se bhi kam, ladka ek no ka sharabi.)
1. Beta ghar dhoondne mein koi takleef to nahi hui.
2. Arre beta paisa kam ho ya zyaada kya farak padta hai, pyar hona chahiye bas.
3. Sab theek hoga hum hain na saath mein.
4. Meri beti ne bade achhe karam kiye honge jo aap jaisa daamad mila.
5. Arre aajkal kaun nahi peeta.
6. Beta shadi jitni jaldi ho jaate utna achha hai.

Evolution of Man About Marriage

Evolution of Man :-

shade ke pahle :- Hero no 1,
shade ke baad :- Colie no 1,
shade ke pahle :- Maine pyar kiya,
shade ke baad :- Ye maine kya kiya,
shade ke pahle :- Jaaneman mat jao,
shade ke baad :- Jaan mat khao,
shade ke pahle :- Tum bin raha na jae,
shade ke baad :- Tum ko saha na jae,
shade ke pahle :- Kuch to bolo,
shade ke baad :- Ab chup ho jao,
shade ke pahle :- I Love You,
shade ke baad :- Aaj fir aalu?,
shade ke pahle :- milne kab aaogi,
shade ke baad :- mayke kab jaogi.

Facts About Marriage

Fact one -: All beautiful Girl’s r married.
Fact second -: All handsome men are gay. Fact three -: U r handsome!

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Happy Valentine Day

Every time I Miss U, a star falls.
So if U ever look up at d sky and stars are gone,
its because U made me Miss U Too Much!
Be my Valentine!

Happy Valentines Day

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Valentine's Day

Adam and Eve started love;
Romeo and Juliet introduced it;
Devdas and Paro suffered due to it;
Laila and Majnu died for it;
So my dear friend, please beware its February 14.

♥ HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY ♥

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Mental Hospital

wada tod diya hai usne jise hum pyar bahut karte hain,
pehle to milne jate the unse,
abbb ashQ (ansu) baha karte hain,
ab to humm use yaad karke roZ hasa karte hain,
bcoz yaaro ab to hum mentel hospital mein raha karte hai.

Jeevansathi

1 Mobile Chuniye Hum Batayenge Aapka Jeevansathi Kaisa Hai.
LG
SONY
NOKIA
SAMSUNG
MAX
LEMON
MOTOROLA
BLACKBERRY
MICROMAX
Reply..
Ans
LG = Romentic
SONY = Caring
NOKIA = True Love
SAMSUNG = Time Pass
MAX = Handsome
LEMON = Chocolaty
MOTOROLA = Stupid
BLACKBERRY = Very Very sexy
MICROMAX = Good Looking

Monday, February 11, 2013

Apne Gale Se Laga Lo Jaanam

Apne Gale Se Laga Lo Jaanam,
Tera Deewana Hoon Main,
Pyaasa Hu Tere Pyar Ka Ae Sanam,
Dil Se Mujhe Apne Bana Lo Jaanam!
Happy Hug Day!!

Dekha Hai Jab Se Tumko

Dekha Hai Jab Se Tumko,
Mera Dil Nahi Hai kabu mein,
Jee Chahe Aaj Tod Doon,
Duniya Ki Saari Rus-mein,
Tera Haath Chahta Hoon,
Tera Saath Chahta Hoon,
Baahon Mein Teri Rehna, Main Din Raat Chahta Hoon!!
Happy Hug Day!

Har Nazar ko ek Nazar ki Talash Hai

Har nazar ko ek nazar ki talash hai,
dil mein chhupa ek alag ehsas hai,
humne aapse ristey yuhi nhi ki hai,
qki hamari pasand hi kuch khas hai.

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Purani Kahawat Hai

Purani Kahawat Hai ke Sote Waqt Koi Tension Lekar Nahin Sona Chahiye.
*
Hairat hai,
*
Phir Bhi Log
*
Biwi Ke Saath hi Sote Hain.

Dulhan Ke Laal Jode Mein Tu Kaisi Lagegi



Dulhan ke laal jode mein tu kaisi lagegi,
Khawon mein jaisa maine deka bilkul vaisi lagegi..!
Khubsurat pari is sundar,
Gore honthon mein mehndi bhi badi gehri chadegi,
Dulhan ke laal jode mein tu kaisi lagegi..!
Hosh ud jayenge dekhne walo ke,
Jab tere mathe ki bindiya tare jaisi lagegi..
Jab tere hathon mein chudiya khankegi,
Dulhan ke laal jode mein tu kaisi lagegi..!
Sajkar niklegi tu ghar se bahar,
zamane ki nazre tera peecha karengi..
Aankhon mein kajal lagakar jaana “janam”,
Isse tu buri najar se bachegi..
Dulhan ke laal jode mein tu kaisi lagegi..!
Resham se balon ko jab tu ghunghat se dhakegi,
Nagin se lahrayengi yeh julfe..
Jab tu hole si chalegi,
Na reh paunga bin tuje dekhe..
Us raat yeh aankh kaise lagegi,
Dulhan ke laal jode mein tu kaisi lagegi.

Saturday, February 9, 2013

Problem on Date

Wen U Cry: "Koi Nahi Dekta..
.
Wen U Worried: "Koi Nahi Dekta..
.
Wen U Happy: "Koi Nahi Dekta..
.
Lekin 1 Din DATE Pe Chale Jao,
Saala Pura Khandan Dekh Leta Hai..

Arzz Kiya Hai

Arzz kiya hai...
Ek Topper thi ladki jo thi percentage ki Rani.... wah.. wah. ­ -­ ­.
.
Ek Topper thi ladki jo thi percentage ki Rani.... wah.. wah. ­ -­ ­.
.
Fir
.
Fir
.
Fir Kya?
Humne Pata li Aur Fail ho gayee Maharaani.

Mool Mantar

Ik oa(n)kaar sath naam karathaa purakh nirabho niravair akaal moorath ajoonee saibha(n) gur prasadh ॥
॥ jap ॥
aadh sach jugaadh sach ॥ hai bhee sach naanak hosee bhee sach ॥

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Happy Propose Day

Kal Kehnde Si Rose Day, Ajj Kehnde Ne Propose Day,
Na Koi Saheba Na Koi Heer Mera Tan Hai Suppose Day,
Labhjugi Koi Dil Di Raani Ajj Ton Mera Khoj Day....

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Happy Rose Day

Ohi Munde Ohi Kudiyan
Ki Nava Aj....
.Loki KeNde Aj Rose Day Ae....
22 Apna Taan Ohi Har Hafte wala ViRVaar (Thursda­y) e Aw....:-)
♥ happy Rose Day ♥

Sunny Leone To Secretary

Sunny Leone arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting...
Bhikhari: "Behanji 1 rupiya dedo..."
Sunny Leone gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: "Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?"
Sunny Leone: "Pehli bar kisine behan kaha hai..."

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Tere Liye Khaas Kyu Hai

Aaj khuda ne fir pucha, tera hasta chehera udaas kyu hai,
Teri Aakhoo mein pyass kyu hai,
Jiske paas tere liye waqt nai,
wahi tere liye khaas
kyu hai.

Always Try The Best

A wrong decision can double your experience
&
Correct decision can double your confidence..
Don't worry in either case.!
Always try the best..!!

Haan Mera Har Lamha

Haan mera har lamha chura liya aapne,
Aap ho ki koi chand dikha diya aapne,
Hamein Zindagi di kisi or ne,
Par pyaar itna deke jeena sikha diya aapne…

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Aaj Ujaale ki Kiran Kho Gayi Hai

Aj ujaale ki kiran kho gayi hai,
zindagi veeraan si ho gayi hai,
Gaye wo din jab humne unse umeed rakhi thi,
Aaj yeh khub ho gaya ki humein hi pyaar se nafrat ho gayi hai.

Jise Dil Diya wo Dilli Chali Gayi

Jise dil diya wo Dilli chali gayi,
Jise Ishq kiya wo Italy chali gayi,
Majboor hokar socha khudkushi kar lu,
Par bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gayi.

Friday, February 1, 2013

O My Lord

O My Lord , My Mind , My Wisdom, My Body all these are not mine so how Things, Persons can belong to me.

I know this, say this but in reality I do not admit this.

My this condition is not hide from you.

So , O My Krishna , Please take Me In Your Shelter.

Kya Chot Lagti Hai

Kya Chot lagti hai jab tutta hai dil,
kyu Khoon phir bhi dil mein se baha hi nahi....
Kya todta hai vishwas jo dil ke karib hota hai,
kyu phir bhi vishwas karna choda hi nahi..... .
Kya Chahat hai meri..
Ab mujhko Khabar nahi,
Kyu Chahne se Kuch bhi.. Mujhko mila nahi...