Friday, May 31, 2013

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Nature of Punjab Cities People

Nature of Punjab Cities People
ludhiana ---> Sab to jyada hifi pplz
jalandhar . --->Sabb to jyada n.r.i
chandigarhiye-- ­ ­-> Sab to jyada shokeeni chandigarh hi aa
ambersariye---> ­ ­Sab to jyada dyaalu te daani
bathinda ---> Sab to jyda ankhi
barnale ---> jine paapi nai
Firozpur ---> jinni" dhup" nhi
Hoshiarpur---> jinne "rukh" nahi ­ ­.
Patiale ---> jini sardari ni
Sangrur ---> jinna"pyaar nii
Mohali ---> jehi "naar" nhi
Muktsar ---> jini yaari ni
Moga----->moge wale sirre de velly ne..

Monday, May 27, 2013

Friday, May 24, 2013

Yaari Yaari Har Koi Kehnda


yaari yaari har koi kehnda aukhi mushkil yaari,
dekho chand sooraj di charde vaaro vaari,
yaari dekho heer ranjhe di uddhi fire khumaari,
aaj de jamane di char dina di yaari.......... .!

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Friday, May 17, 2013

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Monday, May 13, 2013

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Beautiful lines by Guru Granth Sahib


Beautiful lines by Guru Granth Sahib :
Apne gam ki Numaish na kar,
Apne nasib ki Azmaish na kar,
Jo tera hai tere Paas khud ayega,
Har roz usse pane Ki khwaish na kar,
Taqdir badal jayegi apne aap hi ae dost,
Muskrana sikh le,
wajah ki talaash na kar...

Friday, May 10, 2013

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Sunday, May 5, 2013

Friday, May 3, 2013

Father To Girl

Father To Girl
Girl:" Aaj mere dil ka operation hai..
.
Boy:" pata hai..
.
Girl:" I love u..
.
Boy:" main bhi bahut pyar karta hun
tumse..
.
operation ke baad jab ladki ko hosh aaya to sirf uska baap khada tha..
.
Girl:" wo kahan hai.. ??
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Father:" tumhe nahi pata tumhe dil kisne diya.. ??
.
Girl:"what ??
Aur zor zor se rone lagi..
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Father:" mazak kar raha hun Kamina bahar Samose Kha raha hai.

Thursday, May 2, 2013

5th Class Boy To Bill Gates

5th Class Boy To Bill Gates
Ek 5th class ka bacha Bill Gates ko letter likhta hai -
Sir, Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne Hain
...
1. Keyboard Ke Letters Sahi Jaga Nahi Hain, Keyboard Ka Sahi Version Kab Ayega?
2. Windows Mein START Ka Button Hai, STOP Ka Nahi
3. Hum Ms-Word Use Karte Hain,
Mr- Word Kab Release Hoga?
4. Keyboard Main ANY KEY Ka Button Nahi to Computer Q Maangta Hai?
Aakhir Main ek Zati Sawal
5. Aap Ka Naam GATES Hai To Aap WINDOWS Q Banate Hain..

Wednesday, May 1, 2013