Friday, May 31, 2013

Ek Jurm Hua Hai Hum Se

Ek Jurm Hua Hai Hum Se,,
"Ek Yaar Bana Baithe Hain,,
"Kuch Apna Usko Samajh Kar,,
"Sab Raaz Bata Baithe Hain,,
"Phir Uski Pyar Ki Raah Main,,
"Dil-O-Jaan Gawa Baithe Hain,,
"Woh Yaad Bohat Aate Hain,,
"Jo Hum Ko Bhula Baithe Hain..

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Nature of Punjab Cities People

ludhiana ---> Sab to jyada hifi pplz
jalandhar . --->Sabb to jyada n.r.i
chandigarhiye-- ­ ­-> Sab to jyada shokeeni chandigarh hi aa
ambersariye---> ­ ­Sab to jyada dyaalu te daani
bathinda ---> Sab to jyda ankhi
barnale ---> jine paapi nai
Firozpur ---> jinni" dhup" nhi
Hoshiarpur---> jinne "rukh" nahi ­ ­.
Patiale ---> jini sardari ni
Sangrur ---> jinna"pyaar nii
Mohali ---> jehi "naar" nhi
Muktsar ---> jini yaari ni
Moga----->moge wale sirre de velly ne..

Monday, May 27, 2013

Barack Obama on Sachin Tendulkar

Barack Obama on Sachin Tendulkar-
I don't know about cricket but still i watch cricket to see Sachin play not bcoz I love his play,
its bcoz I want to know the reason why my country's production goes down by 5 percent when he's in batting..

Chall Challiye Us Thaan Sajjna

Chall Challiye Us Thaan Sajjna,
Jithe IshQ Di Howe Shhaan Sajjna,
Saare Lok Hon Jithe Praye Jehe,
Na Jaane Koi Apna Naa Sajjna.

Friday, May 24, 2013

Yaari Yaari Har Koi Kehnda


yaari yaari har koi kehnda aukhi mushkil yaari,
dekho chand sooraj di charde vaaro vaari,
yaari dekho heer ranjhe di uddhi fire khumaari,
aaj de jamane di char dina di yaari.......... .!

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Ashiqui 2 Mein

Ashiqui 2 mein Ladki Jitni samjhdaar dikhaai hai
.
.
Real Life mein 10% bhi utni samjhdaar or supportive ho to Duniya sudhar jaaye..

Vicky Donor

Paisa kamaana sirf Daayein ya Baayein hath ka khel hai..
.
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Example : Vicky Donor.

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Na Tujhe Chor Sakte Hain

Na tujhe Chor sakte hai Tere ho bhi nahi Sakte,
Yeh Kaisi Bebasi hai aaj hum ro bhi nahi sakte,
Yeh Kesa Dard hai Pal-Pal Hamme Tarpaye Rakhti Hai,
Tumhari Yaad aati hai toh phir so bhi nahi Sakte,
Na Chupa Sakte hai aur na hi Dikha Sakte hai logo Ko,
Kuch aisa daag hai dil par jo mitaa bhi nahi sakte.

Friday, May 17, 2013

Dil Di Basti Saari Umar Abaad Rahe

Dil Di Basti Saari Umar Abaad Rahe,
Pyar Hamesha Saada Jindabaad Rahe,
Soh Rab Di Main Kade Tuhanu Nahi Bhulda,
Tuhanu Vi Eh Nacheez Hamesha Yaad Rahe...!!

Jisne Kabhi Chahto Ka Paigam Likha Tha

Jisne Kabhi Chahto Ka Paigam Likha Tha,
Usne Apna Sab Kuch Mere Nam Likha Tha,
Aaj Use Mere zikar Se bhi Nafrat Hai,
Jisne Kabhi Hatheli Par Mera Nam Likha Tha..

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Kuch Sochte Hain Aur Kuch ho Jata Hai

Kuch sochte hain aur kuch ho jata hai...
Jo chahte hain wo kho jata hai....
Milte hain yaar nasib se...
Nahi to zindagi mein kuch yaha aur waha ho jata hai...

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Tum Kya Jano Kya Hai Tanhai

Tum kya jano kya hai tanhai,
ek tute hue patte se puchho kya hai judai,
bewafai ka ilzam na do hamein,
is waqt se puchlo ke kis waqt tumhari yaad na aayi...!

Monday, May 13, 2013

Baba Banda Singh Bahadar di Sarhand Fateh

Sab nu Baba Banda Singh Bahadar di sarhind fateh diyan lakh lakh mubarkaan.

Aj de din Baba Banda Singh Bahadar ne Sarhind te jit payi c.

Saturday, May 11, 2013

We Live in a Nation

We live in a nation where singing against Rapes, Corruptions, Scams and Murders is an outrage;
but walking out when our National Song is being played is a trivial act!

Sweet Ans by Child in School

Sweet Ans by Child in School
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Teacher: "What is your mother’s name.. ??
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Kid: "Kabhi naam nahi puchha,
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Bas pyar se MAA kehta hu..

Beautiful lines by Guru Granth Sahib


Beautiful lines by Guru Granth Sahib :
Apne gam ki Numaish na kar,
Apne nasib ki Azmaish na kar,
Jo tera hai tere Paas khud ayega,
Har roz usse pane Ki khwaish na kar,
Taqdir badal jayegi apne aap hi ae dost,
Muskrana sikh le,
wajah ki talaash na kar...

Friday, May 10, 2013

Is Dil Ko Agar Tera Ehsaas Nahi Hota

Is Dil Ko Agar Tera Ehsaas Nahi Hota,
Tu Door Bhi Reh Kar Ke Yun Paas Nahi Hota,
Is Dil Ne Teri Chahat Kuch Aise Basali Hai,
Ek Lamha Bhi Tujh Bin Kuch Khaas Nahi Hota....

Thursday, May 9, 2013

If a Girl Cries There Will be Many Reasons

If a girl cries, there will be many reasons . . . .
.
. but. . .
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If a boy cries, there will be only one reason . .
That is a "GIRL"

HaR Ek TeRi FeeLiNG Di ReSpeCt KarDa Haan

♥♥ HaR Ek TeRi FeeLiNG Di ReSpeCt KarDa Han.

TeRe To Vi Ehi MaiN ExPeCt KarDa Han..

HuRt Na KaRi KaDe MeRe PhULLan JeHe ArMaaNa Nu

SoHnIyE Ni MAIn eHo ReQuEsT KarDa Haan..♥♥

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

A People Say That

A People say that
No sorry and thanks to be used in friendship or in any relationship
but
Experience says these two words actually save the relations.

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Ek Shadi Mein Achanak Kahin

Ek Shadi Mein Achanak Kahin se Ek JINN Aa Gaya..
Jinn ko Dekhte Hi:" Larkiyon ki Cheekheyn Nikal Gayi,
.
Wahan par Ek BABA Jee bhi the,
Unhon ne Larkiyon ko Kaha ke: "Sari
Larkiyan Muh Dho Len...
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Jab Woh Sab Muh Dho Kar Aayi to:"
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"Face dekh kar JINN ki Cheekheyn Nikal Gayi.

Sunday, May 5, 2013

Tanhaiyon Mein Muskurana Ishq Hai

Tanhaiyon mein muskurana ishq hai,
Ek baat ko sab se chupana ishq hai,
Yun to neend nahi aati hamein raat bhar,
Magar sote sote jagna aur jagte jagte sona ishq hai.

Friday, May 3, 2013

Father To Girl

Girl:" Aaj mere dil ka operation hai..
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Boy:" pata hai..
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Girl:" I love u..
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Boy:" main bhi bahut pyar karta hun
tumse..
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operation ke baad jab ladki ko hosh aaya to sirf uska baap khada tha..
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Girl:" wo kahan hai.. ??
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Father:" tumhe nahi pata tumhe dil kisne diya.. ??
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Girl:"what ??
Aur zor zor se rone lagi..
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Father:" mazak kar raha hun Kamina bahar Samose Kha raha hai.

Thursday, May 2, 2013

5th Class Boy To Bill Gates

Ek 5th class ka bacha Bill Gates ko letter likhta hai -
Sir, Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne Hain
...
1. Keyboard Ke Letters Sahi Jaga Nahi Hain, Keyboard Ka Sahi Version Kab Ayega?
2. Windows Mein START Ka Button Hai, STOP Ka Nahi
3. Hum Ms-Word Use Karte Hain,
Mr- Word Kab Release Hoga?
4. Keyboard Main ANY KEY Ka Button Nahi to Computer Q Maangta Hai?
Aakhir Main ek Zati Sawal
5. Aap Ka Naam GATES Hai To Aap WINDOWS Q Banate Hain..

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Bhikhari To Boy

Airtel effect ...
Bhikhari: Uparwale Ke Naam Pe 10 Rupaye Dedo Baba..!!
Boy:
Chutte Nahi Hain....
Bhikhari:
Koi Baat Nahi Sunny Leone Ka Video Dikha Do Saab 1 Rupaye Wala.