Sunday, June 30, 2013

Me Watching TV Alone

Me watching TV alone.!!
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Ads: Cycle Agarbatti, Maggi, Noodles, Ultratech Cement, etc etc
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Suddenly Parents enter.!!
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Ads: Manforce Condoms, Whisper, Choice, Set Wet very very sexy etc etc.

Saturday, June 29, 2013

Awesome Lines

Awesome lines ..

Gareeb Dur tak chalta hai. . .
Khana khane ke liye. . . .
Ameer meelo chalta hai Khana pachane ke liye. . .
Kisi ke paas khane ke liye ek waqt ki roti nahi hai. . . .
Kisi ke paas roti khane ke liye Waqt hi nahi hai. .
Koi lachaar hai isi liye beemar hai. . .
Koi beemar hai isi liye lachaar hai. . .
Koi apno ke liye roti chod deta hai. . .
Koi roti ke liye apno ko chod deta hai
Ye duniya bhi kitni nirali hai.
Kabhi waqt mile to sochna. . . .
Kabhi choti si chot lagne pe rote the,
aaj dil tut jaane pe bhi sambhal jate hai!
Pehle hum dosto k sath rehte the,
aaj dosto ki yaadon me rehte hai!
Pehle ladna manana roz ka kam tha,
aaj ek bar ladte hain to rishte kho jate hai.
Sach mein zindagi ne bahut kuch sikha dia,
jane kab humko itna bada bana diya. . .

Thursday, June 27, 2013

Wife Insult Husband

Wife: Har Haftay Tum Fishing Ke Liye Jate Ho Naa.?
Husband: Haan, Haan. Toh.?
Wife: Haramzade Aaj Woh Machhli Aayi Thi,
Keh Rahi Thi Ki Woh Maa Banne Wali Hai....

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Players Donated Money for Uttrakhand Victims

SRK DONATED 10 CRORE RS IN UTTRAKHAND VICTIMS....!!
SACHIN DONATED 51 LAKHS
KOHLI DONATED 18 LAKHS
YUVI DONATED 23 LAKHS
BHAJI DONATED 10 LAKHS
DHONI DONATED 75 LAKHS
DHAWAN DONATED HIS MAN OF THE TOURNAMENT AWARD.

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Dollar Has Increased to Rs. 60

Dollar has increased to Rs. 60
Milk has increased to Rs.40/Liter
Petrol has increased to Rs. 72/Liter.
Thank God, Passing Marks are still 40.

Monday, June 24, 2013

Raanjhana Movie

After Watching RAANJHANA ,
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Main Is Conclusion Per Aaya Hoon Ki,
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"Zoya Naam Ki Ladki Se Jis Kisi Ne Bhi Pyaar Kiya,
Wo Kutte Ki Maut Mara..!!"
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Example:
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JANNAT,
ISHAQZAADE
& Now RAANJHANA..!!

Saari Raat Unka Number Hum Milaate Rahe

Saari raat unka number hum milaate rahe,
Customer care wali aunty kehti sajan apke kisi aur ke sath busy hai,
Hum re-dial pe re-dial dabaate rahe,
Raat se subah hone ko aa gai,
Subah jab hui unse mulakat,
iljam ek duje par lagaate rahe,
Gusse mein call register check kiya to pata chala,
Ke Hum unko aur vo humein ek hi time pe no. milaate rahe.

Friday, June 21, 2013

Sir Jadeja Jersey No.

1St Match : India won by 26 runs against SA (2+6=8)

2nd Match: India won by 8 wickets against WI

3rd Match: India won by 8 wickets against PAK

Semis: India won by 8 wickets against SL
8 Includes in every Win, You know why bCoz
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8 is Jersey no. of Sir jadeja
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final is on 23-6-2013....
2+3+6+2+0+1+3=17 , 1+7=8
Sir everywhere _/\_

After Watching Trailor of Ranjhanaa

After watching Trailor of movie "Ranjhanaa" I think,
Whenever Dhanush appears in the movie, they should display

"This is the Hero of the movie" message on the screen !!

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Never Reject 3 People

NEVER reject 3 people
LEO SCORPIO AQUARIUS They are true, loving and honest friends...!

NEVER believe in 3 people
LIBRA ARIES GEMINI They are the most selfish & mean

NEVER lose 3 people
TAURUS CANCER CAPRICORN They are the most sincere n true lovers...!

NEVER leave 3 people
VIRGO PISCES SAGITTARIUS They can keep secrets, friendship, they can never see ur tears...!

What's Yours

Dil Se Chaho To Saza Dete Hai Log

Dil Se Chaho To Saza Dete Hai Log....
Sache Jazbat Ko Bhi Thukra Dete Hai Log....
Kon Hone Deta hai Do Dilo Ka milaan......
Pas-Pas Bethe Do Prindo Ko Bhi Uda Dete Hai Log....

Sunday, June 16, 2013

Ikk Sikh Dharam hi Eda da Hai

Ikk Sikh Dharam hi eda da hai,
Jithe koi v kado v aa skda hai,

Non Muslim Mecca wich ni jaa skde,

Hindu Women kuch Mandira ch ni Allowed Like in Shabrimala Temple ,

kayi eda diyan v Churches ne jithe Non Chirstians ni jaa skde !

Proud to be a member of Sikh Religion which in true sense Universal and Pluralistic which preaches Universal peace, brotherhood and love between the entire human kind.

Saturday, June 15, 2013

We Say Dhawan They Say Jamshed

We Say Dhawan They Say Jamshed,
We Say Raina They Say Farhat,
We Say Dhoni They Say Afridi,
We Say Karthik They Say Hafeez,
We Say Rohit They Say Shafiq,
We Say Jaddu They Say Malik,
We Say Ashwin They Say Ajmal,
We Say Yadav They Say Junaid,
We Say Bhuvi They Say Wahab,
We Say Ishant They Say Irfan,
But When We say Sachin They Change The Topic.

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Please Read Slowly

PLEASE READ SLOWLY.
IT'S VERY IMPORTANT:
If you have Food in your fridge,
Clothes on your body,
A roof over your head and
A place 2 sleep,
U r richer than 75% of the entire world.
If you have money in your wallet,
A little change and Can go anywhere you want
U are among the top 18% of the worlds wealthy people.
If you alive today with more health than illness,
U are more blessed than the million people
who will not survive this week and die.
If you can actually 'READ' this message
and understand it,
U are more fortunate than the 3 billion people in the world
who Cannot see Cannot read Or suffer mental retardation.
Life is not about complaining pain and sorrows.
It's about a thousand other reasons to Thank our Creator!!!
Hit LIKE & SHARE
and
write, "THANK YOU GOD" to claim this.

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Baldi Agg ne Puchea Tatti Tavi Kolo

Baldi agg ne puchea tatti tavi kolo,
ena seak o kive jar gaye C,
Tati tavi ne kiha - main ki dasa Satguru "Arjan Dev ji" ta meinu v thandi kar gaye C.
Dhan Shri Guru Arjan dev ji.
Kot kot parnaam.

Monday, June 10, 2013

Delhi te Punjab Vich Fark

Delhi te Punjab vich fark,
Garmiyan ch jadd paani di bhut lorh hundi ta,
Delhi ch vapari paani mehnge mull te vechana shuru kar dinde ne,
te Punjab ch Shabeela shuru ho jandian ne...__

J kite bhuchaal ya toofaan aa jave ta laale kamaai karn lai ration mehnga kar dinde ne,
par Punjab ch Langar laa dinde ne...!!

Huuurrrrrrrr ... proud to be a Punjabi ... !!

Sunday, June 9, 2013

Yaad Mein Teri Aahe Bharta Hai Koi

Yaad mein teri aahe bharta hai koi,

Har saans k saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,

Maut to sachai hai aani hai,

Lekin teri judai mein har roz marta hai koi….

Kuch Log Pyar Karte Hain Nibhane Ke Liye,

Kuch Log Pyar Karte Hain BhuL Jane Ke Liye,

Pyar Karo To Aisa Karo Ke,

Dono Tadpe Ek Dusre Ke Paas Aane Ke Liye..

Friday, June 7, 2013

Kudi Dil di Saaf Honi Chahidi aa


kudi dil di saaf honi chahidi aa ..
lovely ta university v aa

kudi healthy honi chahidi aa ..
patla ta nokia vala charger v hunda

bande kol manja hona chahida ..
pawa ta jassi jasraj v chukki firda

bande kol kameez honi chahidi ..
banyan ta honey singh v payi firda

Girlfriend passionate honi chahiye...
Caring toh nurse b hoti hai! .

Ladki andar se achi honi chahiye.....
bahari nikhar to fair n lovely bhi deti hai

Wife ek best frnd jaisi honi chahiye...
life companion toh s4 bhi hota hain

Ladka sensitive hona chahiye
emotions toh whats app main bhi hai

Ladki Mein Attitude hona chaiye..
Angry Toh Aaj kal birds bhi hote hai

Air condition cooling dena chahiye.......
hava tho lays ke packet mein bhi hoti hai

Cable ho toh tata sky jaisa
Dish toh har ghar k kitchen mein hote he

Aadmi ko limit mein rehna chahiye....
unlimited toh mera data plan bhi hai

Cement to pure honi chahiye
strong to apni dosti bhi hai .

Zindagi suljhi hui honi chahiye..
Uljhe hue toh baal bhi hai !! . .

Ladki sweeet honi chaiye
tikhi toh ramdev ki mirchi bhi hoti hain

Ladka smart hona chahiye,
ameer to Mukesh Ambani ka beta bhi hai

Ladki mein sense of humor hona chahiye
SUSHIL toh SHINDE bhi hai

Ladki asli mein ladki honi chahiye,
Mahela toh jaywardane bhi hai

Baal Strong hone chahiye,
Shiny toh Ahuja bhi hai

Ladkiya hamesha khush honi chahiye
kyuki rotlu toh shreeshanth bhi hai

Bachha ek hi paida hona chaiye...
twins toh tower bhi hai

Exams mein fail hona chaiye..
pass to train ka bhi hai

Insaan mein atam sanman hona chahie,
jaan to aaj kal cement mein bhi hai.

Kisi ki Muskuraahato pe ho Nisaar

Kisi ki muskuraahato pe ho nisaar,
Kisi ka gham mil sake to le udhaar,
Kisi ke vaaste ho tere dil me pyaar,
Jeena isi ka naam hai..

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Meaning of Punjab

Meaning of PUNJAB:
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P- Petrol 70.34
U- Unemployee people
N- No jobs
J- Janta preshan
A- Amli youngsters
B- BIJLI band
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Eh hi hai Apna Punjab..!.

Jad Dukh hi Likhe Rabb ne Zindagi ch

Jad dukh hi likhe rabb ne zindagi ch,
Kyu khushiyan wall nu bhajda haan main,
Avdi maadi kismat te kyu ronda haan main,
Bin parshave to kive turda haan main,
Eh sab chalda rehna kamleya,
avein sach das k ki khatt da haan main.

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Khuda Kare Zindagi Mein ye Mukaam Aaye

Khuda kare zindagi mein ye mukaam aaye...

Jab bhulne ki dua karu,

to dua mein tera naam aaye...

Saturday, June 1, 2013

Nazar ko Nazar ki Khabar na Lage

Nazar ko nazar ki khabar na lage,
Koi accha bhi is kadar na lage,
Aapko dekha hai bas us nazar se,
Jis nazar se aapko nazar na lage!