Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Monday, July 29, 2013

Sunday, July 28, 2013

Saturday, July 27, 2013

For all Employees Must Read

For all Employees Must Read
All of you who have seen the movie "A Wednesday"..
will love these rephrased Naseerudin Shah Dialogue’s...

Manager:- Kaun ho tum..??? Kya pehchan hai tumhari ?

Unknown Employee: Kaun hoon main..!!!
Mein woh hu jo aaj committment karne se darta hai,
Main woh hoon jo aaj ghar jaane se darta hai, Yeh soch ke kahin ghar wale pehchaan ne se inkar na kar de...
Main woh hoon jo, Aaj job change karta hai to sochta hai ki kahin recession mein mujhe company se naa nikal de..
Main woh hoon jiski biwi use roz 10 bar phone karti hai, "kya kar rahe ho..?? kaam jyada hai..?? thak gaye ho..?? "
Mera haal poochhne ke liye ya kaam poochhne ke liye nahi,.. Balki woh yeh jaananaa chahti hai ki... Mein field mein kaam kar raha hun ya pressure mein aakar kahin baithkar daru pee rahahun...
Main woh hoon jo breakfast ke time pe dinner karta hai, lunch time pe breakfast karta hai, dinner ke time pe lunch karta hai.. woh bhi time mil jaye to...
Main woh hoon jo aksar phasta hain.. Kabhi Interviews ke sawaal mein phasta hai , Kabhi Badi companiyon ke jaal mein phasta hai, kabhi boss ke bawaal mein fasta hai.
Walk-In interview ki bheed to dekhi hogi aapne... Uss bheed mein se koi bhi chehra chun lijie.. Main woh hoon..
I'm the….. JUST A STUPID EMPLOYEE.

Friday, July 26, 2013

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Monday, July 22, 2013

Teacher To Student

Teacher To Student
Its a Killer...
Superblesson in Hindi:

Teacher : Prasang sahit vyakhya karo - "Bheegay hoth tere, pyasa dil ye mera"

Student : Yeh line bollywod ke prasidh kavi Sant Shri Emran Hashmi ji ki rachna 'Murder' ki prasidh kavita "Bhige hoth tere" se li gayi hai. Is kavita mein kavi jab bhi devi Malika ko nirvastra nachte hue dekhtey hai to unka sabar toot jata hai aur woh kehte hain, hey devi jis tarha tumharey hothon ke andar ka jal tumhari pyas bhuja raha hai, usi tarha mai bhi usi jal se apni pyas bhujana chahta hu. In lines se humko kavi ke kamine evam ashlil hone ka ehsas hota hai. Kavi ke bhaav saral evam spasht roop se tharqii hai. Unhone bahut kathor bhavo ko badi saralta se apni rachna mein dikhaya hai. .

Teacher fainted!!!!

Sunday, July 21, 2013

Friday, July 19, 2013

Thursday, July 18, 2013

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Monday, July 15, 2013

Friday, July 12, 2013

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Sunday, July 7, 2013

Friday, July 5, 2013

Thursday, July 4, 2013

Life of an Engineering Student

Life of an Engineering Student
Life of an Engineering student-

Ist year- Itni ragging, ye formals aur 75% attendance! Is college se acha toh koi aur college hi mil jata!

IInd year- Na koi gf hai, na koi aur aish. 4 saal ki engineering 2 saal ki kar deni chahiye. Kya ghanta college life hai yaar.

IIIrd year- Arey yaar acha package bhi nahi milega. CAT ya GATE he dena pagega. I hate my college.
IVth year- Itni jaldi 4 saal nikal gae. Ab in dosto ke binakahan mazaa aaega! College life se jyaada aish aur kahanhogi yar.

P.S- Dedicated to all those who have gone through the ups and down of engineering life. Hope you can relate to it.

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Bhookh Roti ki Thi Pyaas Paani ki Thi


Bhookh roti ki thi Pyaas paani ki thi...
Baat yeh ab Kisson Kahaani ki thi,
Ab bache hain kahaan dastoor-e-jahaan...
bhookh Jismaani thi pyaas javaani ki thi,
Jo ik jodaa chalaa tha safar ke liye...
woh toh chala tha apne ghar ke liye,
Daur-e-safar mein yun khatra bhadaa...
Jode ke gird tha Giddhon ka jhund khadaa,
Giddhon ne nochaa koyal ko yun...
Jism se uske behne laga tha khoon,
Koyal pe tooti hawas ki ghadhi...
Thi uske liye woh badi kafas ki ghadi,
Koyal tadap se chillayi thi...
Yeh aawaz kyun na unhe sunaayi di,
Main kaise kahun ki woh insaan the...
Koyal ke daaman pe toh nishaan the,
Nishbat-e-abaroo woh loota kiye...
Khwaab koyal ke ik ik toota kiye,
Shab ki khamoshi mein ik awaaz thi...
Sadak pe padi koyal ik zinda laash thi,
Aaj utre hain naqaab insaani chehre se...
Hue Dil bhi aur Rooh bhi azaad insaani pahre se,
Aakhir bhookh ko mil hi gayi fatah...
Rooh haari Jism haara...
Giddhon ko bhi mila sukoon...
Koyal ko Beraham maara...
Beraham maara.