Friday, August 30, 2013

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Ek Din ek Garib ko

Ek Din ek Garib ko
Ek din ek garib ko raste mein dus rupaye pade mile..
.
wo sochne laga iska kya khareeda jaye...

saara din usne ye sochne mein barbaad kar diya ki is 10 rupaye ka kya kare...

aur phir usne 10 rupaye phek diye aur kaha: "hey ishwar, is 10 rupaye ke karan aaj maine tujhe subah se yaad nahi kiya...

wo log tujhe kaise yaad karte honge phir jinke paas laakho rupaye hain.. ?

Happy Janmashtami To All


Happy Janamashtami to all my tiny biny loveable frnds.

Gopal krishan aap sab par apni basuri ke madhur raag se amrit varsha kare.

Aap sab ko ussi tarah aanadit kare jese wo gokul vasiyo ko kiya karte the.

Ye shubh avsar aap sab ko khushion ka aisa bhandaar dekar jaye ki ap saalo saal khushiya samete samete thak jaye par khushiya khatam na ho.

Boliye shri varindawan wasi banke bihari lal ki jai.

Happy Janmashtami to all of u...

Monday, August 26, 2013

Boy To Girl

Boy To Girl
Girl: i am fat.

Boy: No, u r not

Girl: Everybody ask me 2 lose my Weight

Boy: they r Jealous

Girl: U don't Know anything,

Boy: I Know U more than they do, they are blind

Girl: I think u are not them.

Boy: Babe, i have seen u dressed Super nice,
i have seen u in School Uniform,
i have Seen u with Sweat pants,
hair tied, chilling with no make up on,
I've Seen u Cry, Smile, loving in mad,
I've Seen U Sleeping, wide, hyper, awake, mellow,
U r always So Beautiful to me, always Perfect & U say
i don't See u Clearly?

Girl: Hugs love U

Boy: love u more..

Saturday, August 24, 2013

5 things we Learn From Chennai Express

5 things we Learn From Chennai Express
1. There are many languages in our country (1635) but love has no language..

2. The best Way to escape from your Problems is to face them.

3. Nobody can ever understand a woman feelings.

4. Never underestimate the power of a Common man, they can do anything if they want.

5. Its good to be Important but its also Important to be good.

Student To Teacher

Student To Teacher
Teacher -Tum bade hokar kya karoge?

Student - Shaadi.

Teacher - Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge.

Student - Dulha Banunga.

Teacher - Oh ho, I mean to say, bade hoker kya haasil karoge

Student - Dulhan.

Teacher- Abbe. matlab bade ho kar mumy papa k liye kya karoge.?

Student - Bahu launga.

Teacher - Haraamkhor.. Tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain?

Student - Pota.

Teacher - Hey bhagwan. Abbe zindagi ka kya maksad hai.?

Student - "Hum do hamare do..

Friday, August 23, 2013

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Monday, August 19, 2013

Sunday, August 18, 2013

Friday, August 16, 2013

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Cyber Cafe Mein Jaake SSC ka Form Bhara

Cyber Cafe Mein Jaake SSC ka Form Bhara
Cyber Cafe mein jaake SSC ka form bhara,
fir SBI mein fees submit karke Part 2 ko bhi pura kara,
fir 2 months k baad roll number aaya,
written exam mein paas hone ke liye pura zor lagaya,
par jab result aaya toh sab ka call letter aaya,
hey prabhu sab ka number aaya par mera kyun na aaya...

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Aao Jhuk Kar Salaam Karein Unko


Aao jhuk kar salaam karein unko,

jinke hisse mein ye mukaam aata hai,

khushnasib hota hai wo khoon,

jo desh ke kaam aata hai.

Azaadi diwas ki sab ko hardik badhai ho..

Happy Independence Day...

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Monday, August 12, 2013

Saturday, August 10, 2013

Friday, August 9, 2013

Thursday, August 8, 2013

Different Technologies & Their Founders

Different Technologies & Their Founders
Different Technologies & Their Founders.......

1. Google: Larry Page & Sergey Brin
2. Facebook: Mark Zuckerberg
3. Yahoo: David Filo & Jerry Yang
4. Twitter: Jack Dorsey & Dick Costolo
5. Internet: Tim Berners Lee
6. Linkedin: Reid Hoffman, Allen Blue &
Koonstantin Guericke
7. Email: Shiva Ayyadurai
8. Gtalk: Richard Wah kan
9. Whats app: Laurel Kirtz
10. Hotmail: Sabeer Bhatia
11. Orkut: Buyukkokten
12. Wikipedia: Jimmy Wales
13. You tube: Steve Chen, Chad Hurley & Jawed Karim
14. Rediffmail: Ajit Balakrishnan
15. Nimbuzz: Martin Smink & Evert Jaap Lugt
16. Myspace: Chris Dewolfe &Tom Anderson
17. Ibibo: Ashish Kashyap
18. OLX: Alec Oxenford & Fabrice Grinda
19. Skype: Niklas Zennstrom, Janus Friis & Reid Hoffman
20. Opera: Jon Stephenson von Tetzchner & Geir lvarsoy
21. Mozilla Firefox: Dave Hyatt & Blake Ross
22. Blogger: Evan Willams

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Monday, August 5, 2013

Bhagwan Ne Mujhse Kaha

Bhagwan Ne Mujhse Kaha
Bhagwan ne mujhse kaha ki Tu apna 1 pyara dost chhod de main tujhe "mobile" dunga..

2 ko chhod de to "Rolex" ki ghadi dunga..

5 ko chhod de "25 lakh Rupaiya" dunga..

Aur Sabhi dosto ko chhod de to "Ferrari" dunga..

Maine Bhagwan ko dekha aur kaha ki,
Hey Bhagwan..!!!
Ye dost wo hai jinhone meri har khushi har gam mein saath diya..

Mere bachpan se lekar aaj tak mere saath rahe..
Kabhi main roya to apne hatho se mere ansu pochhe..
Ek glass pani bhi piya to bhi mere sath share kiya..
Meri ek awaz par daude chale aaye..
Aur aap kehte ho ki main ek"FERRARI" ke liye inhe chhod du..???

KHAIR, Koi baat nahi..

Lekin "FERRARI" Red color ki hi dena..

Sunday, August 4, 2013

Friday, August 2, 2013

Why Husbands Avoid Questions

Why Husbands Avoid Questions
WIFE: What would you do if i died?
Would you get married again?
Husband: No...
Wife- Why not?
Don't you like being married?
Husband: of course i do.
Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
Husband: ok, ok, i'd get married again...
Wife: Would you live in our house with your new Wife...?
Husband: Yes, it's a great house.
Wife: Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband: Yes, its almost new, dear.
Wife: Would you give her my jewelry?
Husband: No..
I am sure she would want her own..
Wife: Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband: No, her size is '5'
Wife: --silence-
Husband: 'shiiit'...!!!

Thursday, August 1, 2013

Shehar Ludhiana

Shehar Ludhiana
Sheharan vichon Shehar Sunida Shehar Sunida "Ludhiana"...
Jithe de Shaukeen munde dekhlo...
Rakhde Luxury "Caran"..
"Khalsa College" di Gedi Laaunde Jithe Pardiyan "Sohniyan Mutiyaaran"...
"Sarabha Nagar Market" vich Kathe hoke ...
Lutde "maauj baharan"....
"Mall Road" Ton Shopping Karde..
Jithe milde Brand Hazaran...
"Facebook te Boliyan Paaunda Tuhada apna yaar marjana
Ehi hai mera Shehar yaaro..
Jida Naam "Ludhiana"