Friday, November 29, 2013

Always Respect Two People

Always respect two people:
'DAD'..... Who has spent most his time and wealth pertaining to u...
'MOTHER'.... Who has spent all her nights to pray for you..

Happy Baba's Day To All

HAPPY BABA'S DAY TO ALL.....!!!!!

SAI mein hai AASTHA,
SAI mein hai VISHWAS,
SAI mein hai SARA SANSAR,
SAI mein hai SHAKTI,
SAI mein hai BHAKTI,
SAI se hi hoti hai ache din ki SHURUWAAT,

ll OM SHREE SAI NAMO NAMAH ll

Thursday, November 28, 2013

Girfriend And Boyfriend On Phone

Boy : Hey aaj kya Khana Khaya ?

Girl : Tumhe Bas Yehi batain Karni Aati hain

Boy : Oh oh Ok ye batao ?
How Should Central Bank fight these Inflationary Trends with Minimum Intervention In The Money Markets ?

Girl : Hmmmm…. Daal Chawal khaye Hain !!!

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

In Bullet Raja


In Bullet Raja...


Saif is playing Raja and Sonakshi is playing Bullet 500 cc.

Monday, November 25, 2013

Pichle Saal Mere Birthday pe


Wife : "Pichle saal mere Birthday pe to Lohe ka palang diya tha, is baar kya de rahe ho?"

Husband : "Is baar soch raha hu usme Current de du."

Two Beggers Meet


Two Beggers meet

Two Software Engineers meet

Both asked the same Question to Each other !

Guess What ???

“So, Which Platform are you Working on ? ”

Sunday, November 24, 2013

Engineers Always Rock

An Engineer Having No Child, Absolutely no Money, No Home, Blind Mommy, Prays To God..
God Says He's going to Grant Him One Wish!
Engineer: “I Want My Mother To see My Wife Putting Diamond Bangles On My Child’s Hands, Inside our New Bungalow”
God: “Damn! I Still Possess a Lot To Learn From These Engineers”
Engineers Always Rock!

Saturday, November 23, 2013

What is Talent ?

What is talent...??
Rahul Gandhi is yet to get started his carrier at 43 yrs
and
Sachin Retired and awared "BHARAT RATNA" AT 40 Yrs.

Thursday, November 21, 2013

10 Doctorz Aur 1 Engineer

10 doctorz aur 1 engineer Helicopter Ki Rassi Se Latke Hue The..

Pilot Ne Kaha Load Zyada Hai 1 Aadmi Ko Chodna Hoga..

Engineer Ne Kaha Apni jaan Ki Qurbani Main Deta Hoon...
.....Taaliyan..­ ­

Ye Sun Kar Sab doctorz Taaliyan Bajane Lage,
Aur sabke sab Neechey Gir Gaye.

Ustad to akhirr Ustad hota hai na..

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

KRRISH Movie Shot

KRRISH movie shot

Jaadoo got married to a girl on earth,

On next morning after wedding nite, girl asked..

"Puri raat nikal gayi, tumne kuch kiya q nahi ?"

Jaadoo replied, "DHOOOOOOOOOOOOOP"

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Love in Class

GIRLS WAY: "A girl sitting on the 1st bench turns back and see the boy sitting on last bench and say THANK GOD STUPID AAYA HAI...

BOYS WAY: "Before the boy could see his girl entering in the class all his friends start..

"OYE BHABHI AA GAYI OYE".

Monday, November 18, 2013

True Lines

True Lines..!

Love is Possible After Friendship.
But Friendship is not Possible After Love.!

Because

Medicines Work Before Death Not After Death.!

Boyfriend Insult Girlfriend

Boyfriend on call:" hey baby, what r you doing.. ??

Girlfriend:" Sir dard kar raha hai jaanu sone ja rahi hu,
and you sweet heart.. ??

Boyfriend:" main Cinema Hall mein tere piche baitha popcorn kha raha hu kamini...

Friday, November 15, 2013

Father To Friend

Baap: Mere 4 bachche hain-

1st MBA
2nd MCA
3rd PHD
4th Chor hai

Friend: Chor ko ghar se nikalte Q nahi ?

Baap: Wohi to kamata hai, baaki sab berozgar hain...

Thursday, November 14, 2013

6 Negatives Lines With Positive Meanings

6 Negatives lines with positive meanings....!!

1. Money can't buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle .

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember that bastard's name.

3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them(n).

5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but neither does juice** .

6. Smoking kills, but if you don't smoke, doesn't mean you'll never die...!!

"Sometimes there is some SENSE in NONSENSE."

What is The Interesting Thing in Tom n Jerry

What is the interesting thing in Tom n Jerry....??

Saale pura din Nange ghumenge par jab Nahane jayenge to Swim Suit pehan kar jayenge...

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

ENGINEERS Aim in Life

ENGINEERS Aim in Life must be 6543210.

6 Digit Salary.
5 Days Work.
4 Wheeler Vehicle.
3 Bhk Flat.
2 Cute Children.
1 Sweetheart.
0 Tension

Lekin Milta Kya Hai.....
BABAJI KA THULLUU

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Dharam Bhai Means

Dharam Bhai Means - Not Real Brother..

Dharam Pita Means - Not Real Father..

Dharm Behn Means - Not Real Sister..

Then Why Dharm Patni Means - Real Wife....

JAGO JAGO !!!

Monday, November 11, 2013

God To Man

Maine God se kaha ki mere Friends ko hamesha khush rakhna.

God said:- Ok only 4 din ke liye.
Aur woh 4 din tum select kar lo.

Maine kaha thik hai:-
1)summers Day
2)Winter Day
3)Rainy Day
4)Spring Day

God confused & said: No only three days

Maine kaha ok:-
1) Yesterday
2) Today
3) Tomorow

God again confused & said: No only for 2 days

Maine kaha ok:-
1) Day
2) Night

God said: No only for 1 day

Maine phir kaha ok:-
Everyday

God laughed ok baba mera picha choddo Jao hamesha khush raho..

Friday, November 8, 2013

Ek Engineer 2 Cigarettes Pee Raha Tha

Ek Engineer 2 Cigarettes Pee Raha Tha ........

Girl : 2 Cigarette kyu Pee Rahe Ho ?

Engineer : Dost ki yaad aa rahi hai,
1 meri aur 1 mere dost ki...

Kuch din baad engineer 1 Cigarette pee raha tha...

Girl : Dost ko bhool gaye kya?

Engineer : Nhi BewaKoof, maine cigarette peena chhod diya Hai

ab sirf dost ki pee rha hu!!!

Thursday, November 7, 2013

Height of Attempting Unknown Qns in an Exam

Height of attempting unknown qns in an exam...

Question: What is an Array..?

Student: ARRAY is the word used to call a friend.
Eg.

"ARRAY Kanjar idhar aa..."

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Sachin Tendulkar 199 Tests

Dhawan + Vijay + Pujara + Virat + Dhoni + Ashwin + Ojha + Bhuvi + Rohit + Shami = 198* Tests!

Master blaster Sachin Tendulkar = 199* Tests !

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

2013 Generation

Ek Aurat ne 10 Saal ke Bachay ko Cigarette Peety Dekha to Reh Na Saki,

Aur Bachay se Kaha:
“Kya Tumary Parents ko Maloom hai k Tum Cigarette Peety ho?”

BACHA (Mun se Dhuwan Chhorte huye):

“Mohtarma!”

“Kya Aapke Shohar Ko Maloom hai Ke Aap Kisi ghair mard se baat kar rahi hain.

Monday, November 4, 2013

Use Poojti Hai Duniya Jo na de Dikhai

Use poojti hai duniya Jo na de dikhayi..

Maa ko poojta na koi Jisne yeh duniya dikhayi..

Saturday, November 2, 2013

At This Joyous Time


At this joyous time,
let us remember fond memories and look forward to great things that are yet to come.
May our lives be filled evermore with good cheer, luck, prosperity and virtue.
Wishing you good fortune this Diwali.

Friday, November 1, 2013

Deepak Ki Roshni


Deepak Ki Roshni,
Patako Ki Awaaz,
Khushiyon Ki Bauchaar,
Apno Ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko Diwali Ka Tyohar

Again

Happy "Diwali"
To You And Your Family