Friday, January 31, 2014

Boy To Girl

Boy: can u plz clOse ur eyes 4 a mOment ?
Girl: Ok, dOne
Boy: thnx, wt a darknEss Isn’t it?
Girl: yEah
BOy: dat Is My life is sO empty withOut yOu ...!!

Thursday, January 30, 2014

MOther May Be Educated

MOther" May Be Educated Or Uneducated..

But She is The Best Teacher From WhOm We can Learn hOw tO ShOw Care & AffectiOn..

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Bolna te Chadeya c

Bolna te chadeya c disno v reh gyi ae,
Das arhiye kehre ambraan ch beh gyi ae,
Ho gya kasoor satho ki ni chandriye,
Tere bina lagda naa jee ni chandriye.

Hunda Pyar v Kina AJEEB Yaaro

Hunda Pyar v kina AJEEB yaaro,
ANJANIA nu le k aunda KREEB yaaro,
Mile JINu NA asi KADE hunde,
ban jande ne o saade NASEEB yaaro..

Monday, January 27, 2014

God ke Bina Mandir Adhura Hai

God ke bina mandir adhura hai,
Friendship ke bina jivan adhura hai,
Wife bina ghar adhura hai,
usi tarha tumhare bina mera dil adhura hai.

Difference Between 1999 and 2014 Kids

1999 Kids : I want my bed near Window to see the moon & stars.

2014 Kids : I want my bed near the mobile charging slot..

Friday, January 24, 2014

Some Facts You Might Not be Knowing About INDIANS

Some facts you might not be knowing about INDIANS |
1. 38% of doctors in america are INDIANS.
2. 12% scientist in America are INDIANS.
3. 28% of the IBM employees on the globe are INDIANS.
4. 36% in the NASA employees are INDIANS.
5. 17% of the INTEL employees on the globe are INDIANS.
6. 34% in the MICROSOFT employees are INDIANS.
7. Sanskrit is the mother language of all of the European languages. WHICH MEANS SWEDISH FAR TOO.
8. SANSKRIT is most suitable language for computer software reported in Forbes magazine, 1987.
9. CHESS was invented in INDIA.
10. Creator and founder of HOTMAIL is actually INDIAN (SABEER BHATIA).
11. Aryabhatta who has been from INDIA, invented the number ZERO.
12. INDIANS invented the number SYSTEM.
13. ALGEBRA was conceived in INDIA.
14. CALCULAS and TRIGNOMETRY originated in INDIA.
15. The general manager of H . P . (HP) is INDIAN (RAJIV GUPTA).
07. Creator of the PENTIUM CHIP (90% in the today's Computer runs on it) is actually INDIAN (VINOD DAHM).
17. BHUDHYANA first calculated the worth of pi (3. 14), and he explained the thought of what is known as the Pythagorean theorem. he discovered this within the 6th century long before the European mathematicians.
18. We have almost 5600 distinct newspapers and 3500 different mags with approximately 120 million readers each day.
19. SUSHRUTA (from india) could be the father of SURGERY. 2600 season ago he and health scientist involving his time conducted complicated surgeries like --> artificial limbs, cracks, urinarystones and even plastic surgical procedures and brain surgery
20. LAXMI MITTAL (steel king) could be the richest man in ENGLAND. His house in England could be the most expensive house on the globe, more than 70 million weight.
21. ALBERT EINSTEIN once claimed: - We own a lot towards the INDIANS, who taught us tips on how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific have been made.
22. INDIA has the THIRD largest army on the globe with more than 105 trillion men......
I'm Proud To Be An Indian... ) |
Happy republic day in Adavnce to everyone Indains
|Jai Bharat|.

Thursday, January 23, 2014

Maape Kehnde eh Taan Dhiyan Prayiaa ne

Maape kehnde eh tan dhiyan prayiaa ne,
SauhRe kehnde eh Begane gharo aayiaa ne,
RABBA hun tu hi dasde eh dheeyan,
Kehre ghar de layi bnayiaa ne.

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

You Can Not Make an Omelet

"You can not make an omelet without breaking a couple of eggs. "
When you seek to do something great,
you'll probably make some individuals annoyed or angry.
Don't concern yourself with those people;
just focus about the good results.

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Definition of Time

Definition of time!??
Slow.. when you wait!
Rapid.. when you are Late!
Deadly.. when you are Sad!
Limited.. when you are happy!
Almost endless.. when you are in Agony!
Long.. when you feel bore!
Every time, time is dependant upon your feelings and your psychological conditions & not by clocks...
Therefore.. Have A Nice Time Often!

History of Petrol Prices in India

2014 : Rs 81.31
2013 : Rs 78.56
2012 : Rs 73.53
2011 : Rs 63.08
2010 : Rs 44.55
2009 : Rs 40.62
2008 : Rs 50.60
2007 : Rs 42.00
2006 : Rs 43.51
2005 : Rs 40.49
2004 : Rs 33.70
2003 : Rs 31.50

Checkout how shockingly cheap petrol price was in 1989 :
i d'nt think about that......
Cos yaar tab to salary b petrol k daam se kam thi..

Sunday, January 19, 2014

Throughout School Days

Throughout School days,
Mummy jo bhi tiffin-box mein dete the,
wo accha nahi lagta tha,
but friend ke tiffin mein uski mom jo dete the,
wo bahut pasand aata tha...
Childhood memories.

Pappu Mount Everest Pe Gaya

Pappu Mount Everest Pe gaya.
3 Baba Baithe the Aur Tambaku Ragad Rahe the.
Pappu- Baba Ye Kya hai?
Baba- Masala..
Pappu- oh Teri, Everest Masale Aap Banate Ho.

Friday, January 17, 2014

Menu Ishq ne Pagal Kar Ditta

Menu ishq ne pagal kar ditta,
main apna aap bhula baitha,
main banke peerh mohabbat di,
jind jugni de lekhe la betha,
main banke chees mohabbat di,
jind sohne sai de naam likhwa betha......! #786.

Thursday, January 16, 2014

Mercedes Guy To Scooter Wala

In Delhi, A Mercedes smashed in a scooter.
Mercedes Guy: Saale jaanta hai mera baap DSP hai..!!
Scooter wala: Bhai mein Delhi ka naya Chief Minister hoon.....

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Tanha Chhod Kar Humko

Tanha Chhod Kar Humko Hausla Bhi Dete Hain,
Saans Chheen Kar Jine Ki Dua Bhi Dete Hain,
Ek Tarf Judai Ka gum bhi Jaari Hai,
Aur Muskrane Ka Maswra Bhi Dete Hain.

Saturday, January 11, 2014

Madhur Apni Gf Ke Ghar Dinner Par Gaya

Madhur apni gf ke ghar dinner par gaya,
uska stomach kharab tha us din.
Puri family dining table par aa k baith gayi,
gf ne puri household se madhur ko introduce karaya aur table par shaandar dinner rakha dekh madhur ke muh mein pani aa gaya.
GF's Daddy: - hello beta madhur,
how have you been?
Madhur: - m good sir,
aap sab kaise hain?
Aap logo ne mera itna khayal rakha aur itna warm welcome kiya iske liye thanks plenty.
Achanak madhur ke stomach mein gud-gud shuru ho gayi and also he Farted "Poooooooo.... "
Saare members ne madhur ki taraf dekha Aur uske baad madhur ke paas baithe huye GF ke dog Tommy ki taraf dekha.
GF's Daddy: - "Tommy... ye kya hai??
Chalo bhago yaha se. "
Tommy wahi baitha raha.
Madhur ne socha chalo achchha hua kisi ko pata nahi chala aur ilzam Tommy pe lag gaya.
a couple of min baad again madhur "poooooo....
Gf's Gusse Mein: - Tommy... Get out,
bhago yaha se...
Madhur fir se bahut khush hua.
Gf: -- sorry madhur,
ye kutta bhi na... Tommy bhago chalo jao,
hato madhur ke paas se..
Thodi der baad fir se madhur ke stomach ne saath chhod diya aur stomach ka pooo is baar kuchh zyada tez aawaz se nikla... "POOOOOONNNNNN......
GF's Father: - abey saale kutte jab wo ladka tere upar poty kar dega tab bhagega kya waha se... "....

Friday, January 10, 2014

Breaking News

Breaking News:
Supreme court passes brand-new rule,
Marriage certificate not required,
if alok nath gives aashirwad..

Aaja Mere Kol Tenu Saahan ch Vasa Lava

♥♥ Aaja mere kol tenu saahan ch vasa lava,
pyar wali baat Channa tainu main sikha deva,
Juda na hoyi mere to Ek Pal aaja Dil di Dhadkan Bana lava,
Bas Sacha Pyar rakhi mere nal Pher tenu apne BEBE di NUH main bana deva ♥♥

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Jo Insaan Aapse Bahut Larney Ke Baad Bhi

Jo Insaan Aapse Bahut Larney Ke Baad Bhi,
Aapko Manane Ka Hunar Rakhta Hai..
Samajh Lena Ki,
Wo Aapse Beintehaa Mohabbat Karta Hai..!!

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Did you know..??

Did you know..??
* VIRUS - Vital Information Resource UnderSeized.
* 3G -3rd Generation.
* GSM - Global System for Mobile Communication.
* CDMA - Code Divison Multiple Access.
* UMTS - Universal Mobile Telecommunication System.
* SIM - Subscriber Identity Module .
* AVI = Audio Video Interleave
* RTS = Real Time Streaming
* SIS = Symbian OS Installer File
* AMR = Adaptive Multi-Rate Codec
* JAD = Java Application Descriptor
* JAR = Java Archive
* JAD = Java Application Descriptor
* 3GPP = 3rd Generation Partnership Project
* 3GP = 3rd Generation Project
* MP3 = MPEG player lll
* MP4 = MPEG-4 video file
*AAC = Advanced Audio Coding
* GIF= Graphic Interchangeable Format
* JPEG = Joint Photographic Expert Group
* BMP = Bitmap
* SWF = Shock Wave Flash
* WMV = Windows Media Video
* WMA = Windows Media Audio
* WAV = Waveform Audio
* PNG = Portable Network Graphics
* DOC = Document (Microsoft Corporation)
* PDF = Portable Document Format
* M3G = Mobile 3D Graphics
* M4A = MPEG-4 Audio File
* NTH = Nokia Theme (series 40)
* THM = Themes (Sony Ericsson)
* MMF = Synthetic Music Mobile Application File
* NRT = Nokia Ringtone
* XMF = Extensible Music File
* WBMP = Wireless Bitmap Image
* DVX = DivX Video
* HTML = Hyper Text Markup Language
* WML = Wireless Markup Language
* CD -Compact Disk.
* DVD - Digital Versatile Disk.
*CRT - Cathode Ray Tube.
* DAT - Digital Audio Tape.
* DOS - Disk Operating System.
* GUI -Graphical User Interface.
* HTTP - Hyper Text Transfer Protocol.
* IP - Internet Protocol.
* ISP - Internet Service Provider.
* TCP - Transmission Control Protocol.
* UPS - Uninterruptible Power Supply.
* HSDPA - High Speed Downlink Packet Access.
* EDGE - Enhanced Data Rate for GSM[Global System for Mobile Communication] Evolution.
* VHF - Very High Frequency.
* UHF - Ultra High Frequency.
* GPRS - General Packet Radio Service.
* WAP - Wireless Application Protocol.
* TCP - Transmission Control Protocol.
* ARPANET - Advanced Research Project Agency Network.
* IBM - International Business Machines.
* HP - Hewlett Packard.
*AM/FM - Amplitude/ Frequency Modulation.
* WLAN - Wireless Local Area Network

Lines Said by Kapil

Lines said by kapil Sharma about Dhoom 3

Bande hai ye kiske,
Kisne diya inko itna zor,
Chappal se dhoyege inko,
Agar banaya dhoom 4..

Saturday, January 4, 2014

A Private Company Employee

A Private Company Employee was rewarded the bicycle by his organization.
It was so beautiful but didn't have a very Carrier at the back,
so he requested to obtain it fixed.
When the cycle returned with the Carrier fitted,
he noticed that now the Stand isn't generally there,
so he asked about the actual missing Stand...
Organization said: There exists only one thing is achievable in Private Job,
If you consider STAND,
your CAREER will conclude,
and if you want to manufacture a CAREER so never take STAND....
Dedicated to all Private Business Employees.....

Thursday, January 2, 2014

The Most Sharmnaak Thing

The most 'Sharmnaak' thing these days is usually to say...
that, "I'm not upon WhatsApp".

Chori Chori Jatti Chamkila Sundi

Aam Banda Delhi WicH kill Laa Geya,
Vadde-Vadde KeeLe Raato-Raat Dhaa Geya,
Shad Gal kaL di Tu kar Kar Hun di,
Chori chori,,, chori chori,, chori chori,,,
Chori-Jatti ChamkiLa Sun's rays di...!!
Oye Aaundi a Aawaz Jatta Tun-tun Di,
Chori-Jatti ChamkiLa Sun di...!!
Chori-Jatti ChamkiLa Sun di...!!