Thursday, February 27, 2014

Ek Professor Restaurant Mein Gaya

Ek Professor Restaurant Mein Gaya Aur Sirf Roti Order Ki Waiter Ne Roti Lakar Serve Ki,
Aur Professor Khaali Plate Mein Roti Dubo Kar Khane Laga
Waiter Hairaan Hokar: “Sir Ye Aap Kya Kar Rahe Ho Plate To Khaali Hai”
Professor: “Shut Up! Main Ek Maths Teacher Hun Aur Maine Daal Suppose Ki Huyi Hai.“

Monday, February 24, 2014

Sunday to Monday


Mumbai to Delhi = 1400km
Delhi to Mumbai = 1400km
Ground Floor to 15th Floor =15 floors...
15th Floor to Ground Floor =15 floors.

Monday to "SUNDAY" = 7 days
"SUNDAY" to Monday = "1 day"

This is cheating !!
Cheating Cheating
Cheating...

Sunday, February 23, 2014

‪Facebook P‬urchased W‪hatsapp‬‪‬‪‬‪‬‪‬‪‬


‪Facebook ‬purchased ‪whatsapp ‬in 19 billion.

‪Microsoft ‬purchased ‪Nokia ‬in 7.7 billion.

‪Google ‬purchased ‪YouTube ‬in 1.65 billion.

Google purchased ‪Motorola ‬in 12.5 billion.

Oracle purchased sun and java in 7.4 billion.

HP Purchased compac in 25 billion.

Microsoft purchased Skype in 8.5 billion!!

Saturday, February 22, 2014

Jewellery Shop Mein ek Aadmi ki Zabrdast Pitayi ho Gayi




Jewellery shop mein ek aadmi ki zabrdast pitayi ho gayi,

Reason Usne Sales girl se kha ki..??

"Aaapki ek - ek item gazab ki hai"

Aaj sone ka kya rate hain ??

Apne Haatho Ko Dekh Kar Sochti Hun


Apne Haatho Ko Dekh Kar Sochti Hun Ye Zindagi Kis Ke Naam Karun?
Uskey Naam Jo Dil Ki Dhadkano Mein Hai,
Ya Phir Uskey Naam Jo Haatho Ki Lakiron Mein Hai.

Thursday, February 20, 2014

Boy was Reading Financial Times

Boy was Reading Financial Times...
Headlines: Facebook Buys Whatsapp for $19 billion."
Boy - "O Teri!! Kharida Kyun Pagal,
Download Kar Leta.. Free mein Milta hai.."

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

A Tribute to School Life


A tribute to school life:

"Ek muddat ke baad milne wali thi kaid se Azaadi,

Par kismat to dekho,
Jab Azaadi mili to pinjre se pyaar ho chuka tha,

Ek comment School Life Ke Naam..

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Sunny Leone se Kisi ne Poocha


Sunny Leone se ek program mein kisi ne sawal poocha:
Aap subah uth k sab se pehle kya kaam karti hain??

Sunny Leone:
?
Apne ghar jaati hoon...

Monday, February 17, 2014

Dear Beautiful Girls


Dear Beautiful Girls,
Please don't wear T-shirts with long quotes.

It gives our wrong image whenever we try reading it..!!

Sincerely,
Honest Boy

Sunday, February 16, 2014

what is Love and Explain in Details ?


Question :-what is love and explain in details ? (40 marks)

Answer:

MBA Student's Answer: Love is life.
(marks : 10 from 40)

Bcom Student's Answer : Love is pain.
( marks : 10 from40)

Engineering Student's Answer :


- Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men&women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated

- TYPES:
1 sided&2 sided

- AGE:
Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age

- SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction

- DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile

- TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe
or
Mother's Sandal......

(marks 40 from 40) Excellent !


N.B :- Don't ask engineering students , they can do any thing for 40 marks!

Saturday, February 15, 2014

Boy To Girl


She:- Tu itna acha hai fir kya reason hai ki teri koi GF nahi hai ?
He:- Tu ban ja
She:- nahi tu mera best friend hai..
He:- Bas yahi reason hai..

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Love is Deep & Beautiful Feeling


Love is deep & beautiful feeling of the heart..
Love gives sparkling glow to the face,
Love like dream come true..
Happy Valentines Day.

Monday, February 10, 2014

Main Ranjha Tu Heer Kure


Main Ranjha Tu Heer Kure,
Dil Vich Teri Tasveer Kure,
Chal Chalde Aa Kashmir Kure,
Koi Nava Bahana Gharlange,
Tu Jiven Kahengi Karlage.

Spread This Knowledge


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Thursday, February 6, 2014

Jai Ho Effect


Jai Ho effect:

Today I helped a girl and she replied
"THANK U",

then I told her not to say thank u but instead take my mobile number,
n give it to 3 other girls and tell those girls to give to other 9 girls..

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Jindagi Mein Do Baatein Bahut Dukh Pahuchati Hain

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Jindagi Mein Do Baatein Bahut dukh pahuchati Hain..
Ek wo jisse Mohabbat Na Ho uske Sath Rehna..
Ek wo jisse Mohabbat Ho uske Baghair Rehna..

Valentine Calender


Feb 7: Rose Day ___ Rs. 20 (Red Rose)

Feb 8: Propose Day ___ Rs. 100 (Card + Ice Cream)

Feb 9: Chocolate Day ___ Rs. 250 (Cant give a low price chocolate)

Feb 10: Teddy Day ___ Rs. 700 (That's the lowest price)

Feb 11: Promise Day ___ Rs. 130 (Again, few food expenses )

Feb 12: Hug Day ___ Rs. 250 (You have to hug after applying a DEO)

Feb 13: Kiss Day ___ Rs. 150 (SPRAY MINT before kissing) .

Feb 14: Valentine Day ___ Rs. 2000 (You cant handle lesser than this amount)

CONGRATULATIONS-SINGLES,,,
You are going to Save Nearly Rs. 3600 in a Week !!

Monday, February 3, 2014

May The Occasion of Basant Panchmi


May The occasion of Basant Panchami bring the wealth of Knowledge to you, and may you be blessed by Goddess Saraswati and all Your wishes come true.

Happy Basant Panchami

Wo Keh Ke Chal Diye ki Itni Mulaqaat Bahut Hai


Wo Keh Ke Chal diye ki Itni Mulaqaat Bahut Hai...
Maine Kaha Ruk Jao Abhi Raat Bahut Haii.....
Aansoo Mere Tham Jayein To Phir Shonq Se Jana,
Aise Main kaun mujhe sambalega....
Barsaat Bahut Haii.....
Wo Kehne Lage Jana Mera Bahut Zaroori Haiii...
Nahi Chahta Dil Todun Tera Par Majboori Haii...
Gar Hui Ho Koi Khata To Maaf Ker Dena....
Maine Kaha Ho jao Chup Itni Kahi Baat Bahut Haiii....
Samajh Gaya Hun Sab Aur Kuch Kehna Zaroori Nahi,
Bas Aaj Ki Raat Ruk Jaun,
Jana Itna Bhi Zaroori Nahi Hai....
Phir Kabhi Na Aaunga Tumhari Zindagi Mein Lout Ke,
Saari Zindagi ki Tanhaii Ke Liye,
Aaj Ki Raat Bahut Hai.........