Monday, March 31, 2014

Ladki To Doctor

Ladki To Doctor
Ek Ladki Nervous Haalat Mein Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Aur Boli,
Ladki: "Specialist Saab Maine Galti Se Apni Bhabhi Ki I-Pill Ki Goli Kha Li,
Ab Main Kya Karun?
Specialist: "Bindaas Ghumo, Doston Ko Khush Karo, Ab Tum 72 Ghanton Ke Liye Prepaid Ho Chuki Ho,
Jaa Aish Kar, Jee Le Apni Zindagi.

Sunday, March 30, 2014

Diverse Varieties of Mom

Diverse Varieties of Mom
Diverse varities of mom..!!

Darane wali MUMMY
"ek thapad padhega to theek ho jaoge"

Aalsi MUMMY
"ek baat tumhe kitni bar batani padhti hai"

DHAMKANE WALI MUMMY
"Aane do father ko, tumhari shikayat karungi"

Purani MUMMY
"Jab main tumhari umar ki thi to ghar ki sari zimedari sambhalti thi"

Future jaanne WALI MUMMY
"Mujhe pata tha, yeh tute ga"

Befuddled MUMMY
"main insan hu k machine ?"

Egotistical MUMMY
"lunch mein parathe tumhare liye diye the ya tuhmare dosto k liye?"

SHAKKI MUMMY
"10 mein se 10 no..
zarur tumne duping ki hogi"

AAJ kal ki mother :
aag lage tere mobile ko, saara din isi mein ghusa rehta hai

Par in sab ke baad bhi BEST hai hum sabki MUMMY..

Adore you mother..

Saturday, March 29, 2014

Friday, March 28, 2014

A Gentleman Strove For a Interview

A Gentleman Strove For a Interview
A gentleman strove for a interview at an enormous IT organization today for the position of 'Machine Hacking Investigator.'

The manager asked him , "Thus, what makes you suitable for this employment?"

"Well," he answered, "I hacked into your workstation and welcomed myself to this interview."

Thursday, March 27, 2014

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Sari Raat Assi Number Usda Launde Rahe

Sari Raat Assi Number Usda Launde Rahe
Sari Raat assi Number usda launde rahe,

Customer care wale koi hor hi kahani paunde rahe,

Machine wali bibi kehndi sajan tuhade kise hor nal occupied ne,

Assi re-dial te re-dail dabonde rahe,

Raat to swer hon te aa gai number hale v busy c,

Swere hoi jdo mulakat,

iljam ik duje te launde rahe,

Gusse vich call register check kita ta pata laga,

Assi ik duje da iko time te number milonde rahe...

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Friday, March 21, 2014

Thursday, March 20, 2014

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Monday, March 17, 2014

Saturday, March 15, 2014

Friday, March 14, 2014

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Monday, March 10, 2014

Saturday, March 8, 2014

Friday, March 7, 2014

Thursday, March 6, 2014

Very Touchy Love Story


Hindi sad shayari

Ek Din Chidiya Boli : Mujhe Chhod Kar Kabhi Tum Udd Toh Nahi Jaaoge??
Chida : Udd Jaauon Toh Tum Pakad Lena..
Chidiya : Main Tumhe Pakad Sakti Hu Par phir Paa Nhi Sakti..
Chida Ki Aankhon Mein Aansu Aa Gaye Ussne Apne Pankh Tod Liye..
Chidda Bola : Ab Hum Hamesha Saath Rahenge..
Ek Din Bhot Zor Se Toofan Aaya Chidiya Udd Ne Lagi..
Tabhi Chida Bola : Tum Udd Jao Main Nahi Udd Sakta..
Chidiya : Apna Khayal Rakhna Keh Kar Udd Gayi..
Jab Toofan Thama Aur Chidiya Wapis Aayi Toh Usne Dekha Chida Mar Chuka Tha
Aur Ek Daali Par Likha Tha..
Kaash Tum Ek Baar Toh Kehti Ke Main Tumhe Nahi Chod Sakti Toh Shayad Main Toofan Aane Se Pehle Nahi Marta.....

Ladka Aur Ladki Love Story 

Touching Sad Story 

A Sad Story


Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Monday, March 3, 2014

Saturday, March 1, 2014

Dekho Meri Aankhon Mein Khawaab Kis ke Hain



Dekho Meri Aankhon Mein Khawaab Kis ke Hain ?!?
Dekho Mere Dil Mein Toofan Kis ke Hain ?!?
Tum Kehte Ho Mere Dil Ke Raste Se Koi Nahi Guzra,
To Phir Yeh Pairon Ke Nishan Kiske Hain ?!?