Saturday, June 28, 2014

Ek Married Engineer Ka Affair

Ek Married Engineer Ka Affair

Ek married engineer aur ek batchelor ladki ka affair chal raha tha..

Ek din dono date pe Gaye..
Dono ne ek dusre ke saath bahut time spend kiya..

Ladki ko ghar drop karne k baad Ladke ne apne shoes or jeans ko Ganda kar Liya Mitti mein ragad ke......

Uske baad Ladka ghar gaya..

Wife: Itni der kahan the tum??

Husband: Mai tumse Kuch chupana Nahi chahta hoon..

Mera affair chal raha hai aur Main aaj date pe Gaya tha..

Wife (Shoes aur jeans dekh kar): Chal jhoothe.. Tum fir ze football khel k aaye ho naa..?

Husband: You got me again..
darling you are so intelligent.

Monday, June 23, 2014

Friday, June 20, 2014

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Sunday, June 15, 2014

Friday, June 13, 2014

Sardaro pe Joke Sunte ho ab ye Paro

Sardaro pe Joke Sunte ho ab ye Paro

Sardaro pe joke sunte ho ab ye paro....
Ek sardar hua hai is duniya main uska naam hai sardar HARI SINGH NALWA, Iss ki murti baraak obama apni seat ke peche lagana chahta hai
Pucho kyo

Kyon ki woh kehta hai yehi mard surma maa
ne paida kiya hai jisne aaj tak Afghanistan main raj kiya hai

Chal ek aur

Do sardar train ke niche aa gaye isliye nahin ke shatabdi platform pe aa rahi thi

Balki lsliye ki train rokni zaroori thi

Kyonki angrej freedom fighters ko bandi banakar le ja rahe the

Chal ek aur

Pakistan ke army ke bhootpurv general ka bayan 65 aur 71 ki jung
Hum sardaron ki vajah se hare

Chal ek aur

Pakistan ke general ka kehna h agar Pakistan aur Hindustan ki border ke bich agar Punjab na hota......

Toh Hindustan ko Pakistan banne main do ghante lagenge Kyonki aaj bhi Pakistan sardaron se darta hai

Chal ek aur

World me ginti sirf 2% h aur sabi jagah milte h sardar ,India ke 50 % se jyada garibo ka pet Gurudware ke langar(khana) se bharta he...

Proud to be a sikh...

Share karo agar sehmat hoto.

Thursday, June 12, 2014

Men Will be Men

Men Will be Men

A man takes his seat at a FIFA world cup final.

He looks to his left & recognizes that there is an extra seat betwen himself & the following gentleman.

MAN: "who would ever miss the FIFA world cup final?"

Fellow: "that was my wife's seat. We have been to the last five world container finals together, however tragically she passed away."

MAN: "goodness... that is repulsive, and sweet of you to have her here typically by having an empty seat .. ..anyhow these are unmanageable tickets; wouldn't you be able to have brought an alternate relative, companion or another person with you?"

Gentleman: "no...they are all at her burial service!"

Men will be men....

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Sunday, June 8, 2014

Zindagi Matlab Kya ?

Zindagi Matlab Kya ?

Zindagi mtlb kya.. ?
"Ek dhundli si shaam, 4 dost. 4 Cup chai, 1 Table.."

Zindagi...mtlb kya..?
"1 innova car, 7 dost, aur 1 khula lamba pahadi Raasta"

Zindagi...mtlb kya.?
"1 dost ka ghar, Halki si Baarish, aur dher saari baatein..

Zindagi...mtlb kya..?
"school ke dost, Bunk Kiya hua Lecture, 1 kachori, 2 samose aur bill par hone wala jhagda...

Zindagi...mtlb kya...?
"Phone uthate hi pdhne wali dost ki mithi se
gaali,
aur Sorry kehne par 1 aur gaali"

Zindagi...mtlb kya..?
"Kuch saalon baad, Aachanak purane dost ka 1 sms,
Dhundli padi kuch bhigi yadein aur Ankho mein aaye aansu.
Cheers To friendship..

Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Monday, June 2, 2014