Thursday, December 31, 2015

Wishing You a Fabulous Year



new year quotes

Wishing you a fabulous new year with full of great achievements and experiences.
A meaningful chapter waiting to be written.
HAPPY NEW YEAR

Civil Engineer Life


Girlfriend :- jaanu tum bahot badal Gaye ho,
kal raat mere message ka reply bhi nahi kiya....
Boy :- nahi jaanu kaam mein busy tha...
GF :- 2-3din se tum kaam ka bahana bana rahe ho....
tum mujhse kuch chupa rahe ho...
Boy :- nahi Janu thodi tension hai....
GF :- tum hamesha apni tension mujhse chupate ho.....
mujhe batao hum dono mil kar koi solution nikalenge....
tum mujhe kuch to batao problem kya hai....
Boy :- to le Sun....two way slab design karna hai, 
par space badi hai.. 
Beam-column level mein nahi hai to kaise slab ka centering karvau.
Wo soch raha hu. Agar centering ho bhi gaya toh. 
Slab level mein nahi hoga.....
Agar slab level mein aa gaya to column-beam out dikhenge.....
Aur dusri baat ye ke slab level mein kardunga to sabhi jagah rebaring nai karpaunga 
aur agar uspe point load pada to slab jhuk jayega, 
ab de muje iska solution....
GF :- k jaanu bye...papa ka call aa raha h....
Civil Engineer's Life

Tuesday, December 29, 2015

List of Chemical Formulas


1- H - Hydrogen
2 - He - Helium
3 - Li - Lithium
4 - Be - Beryllium
5 - B - Boron
6 - C - Carbon
7 - N - Nitrogen
8 - O - Oxygen
9 - F - Fluorine
10 - Ne - Neon
11 - Na - Sodium
12 - Mg - Magnesium
13 - Al - Aluminum, Aluminium
14 - Si - Silicon
15 - P - Phosphorus
16 - S - Sulfur
17 - Cl - Chlorine
18 - Ar - Argon
19 - K - Potassium
20 - Ca - Calcium
21 - Sc - Scandium
22 - Ti - Titanium
23 - V - Vanadium
24 - Cr - Chromium
25 - Mn - Manganese
26 - Fe - Iron
27 - Co - Cobalt
28 - Ni - Nickel
29 - Cu - Copper
30 - Zn - Zinc
31 - Ga - Gallium
32 - Ge - Germanium
33 - As - Arsenic
34 - Se - Selenium
35 - Br - Bromine36 - Kr - Krypton
37 - Rb - Rubidium
38 - Sr - Strontium
39 - Y - Yttrium
40 - Zr - Zirconium
41 - Nb - Niobium
42 - Mo - Molybdenum
43 - Tc - Technetium
44 - Ru - Ruthenium
45 - Rh - Rhodium
46 - Pd - Palladium
47 - Ag - Silver
48 - Cd - Cadmium
49 - In - Indium
50 - Sn - Tin
51 - Sb - Antimony
52 - Te - Tellurium
53 - I - Iodine
54 - Xe - Xenon
55 - Cs - Cesium
56 - Ba - Barium
57 - La - Lanthanum
58 - Ce - Cerium
59 - Pr - Praseodymium
60 - Nd - Neodymium
61 - Pm - Promethium
62 - Sm - Samarium
63 - Eu - Europium
64 - Gd - Gadolinium
65 - Tb - Terbium
66 - Dy - Dysprosium
67 - Ho -Holmium
68 - Er - Erbium
69 - Tm - Thulium
70 - Yb - Ytterbium
71 - Lu - Lutetium
72 - Hf - Hafnium
73 - Ta - Tantalum
74 - W - Tungsten
75 - Re - Rhenium
76 - Os - Osmium
77 - Ir - Iridium
78 - Pt - Platinum
79 - Au - Gold
80 - Hg - Mercury
81 - Tl - Thallium
82 - Pb - Lead
83 - Bi - Bismuth
84 - Po - Polonium
85 - At - Astatine
86 - Rn - Radon
87 - Fr - Francium
88 - Ra - Radium
89 - Ac - Actinium
90 - Th - Thorium
91 - Pa - Protactinium
92 - U - Uranium
93 - Np - Neptunium
94 - Pu - Plutonium
95 - Am - Americium
96 - Cm - Curium
97 - Bk - Berkelium
98 - Cf -Californium
99 - Es - Einsteinium
100 - Fm - Fermium
101 - Md - Mendelevium
102 - No - Nobelium
103 - Lr - Lawrencium
104 - Rf - Rutherfordium
105 - Db - Dubnium
106 - Sg - Seaborgium
107 - Bh - Bohrium
108 - Hs - Hassium
109 - Mt - Meitnerium
110 - Ds - Darmstadtium
111 - Rg - Roentgenium
112 - Cn - Copernicium
113 - Uut - Ununtrium
114 - Fl - Flerovium
115 - Uup - Ununpentium
116 - Lv - Livermorium
117 - Uus - Ununseptium
118 - Uuo - Ununoctium

Monday, December 28, 2015

One Secret of Success in Life


One secret of success in life is for a person to be ready for his opportunity when it comes.
Develop success from failures.
Discouragement and failure are the two surest stepping stones to success.

An Investment Banker was Getting Married


An Investment Banker Was Getting Married.
During Wedding, The Wife Vomits.
Husband: "What Happened?"
Wife: "Capital Gains Arising Out Of Previous Investment."
Husband:"U cheated me.."
Wife: "U should know, mutual fund investments are subject to market risks!"

Thursday, December 24, 2015

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Aaj ki Date


Aaj ki date 2-12
Zindagi na milegi 2-12
Maut na milegi 2-12
Pyar na hoga 2-12
Dil na tutega 2-12
Ye sab na hoga 2-12
So enjoy friend kyuki zindagi na milegi 2-12.

National Sister


1. National Sister- Mamta Banerjee
2. National Girlfriend- Sunny Leone
3. National Tension- Salman Khan's Marriage
4. National Bachelor- Rahul Gandhi
5. National Dehshat- Sequel of Ra.One
6. National food- Kasam
7. National Struggler- Abhishek Bachchan
8. National Judge- Archana Puran Singh
9. National Mom- Sonia Gandhi
10. National Jamaai- Robert Vadra
11. National Book- Face Book
12. National Robot-Manmohan Singh
13. National Bank- Swiss Bank
14. National God- Sachin Tendulkar
15. National Show- Comedy Nights with Kapil
16. National Tiger- Narendra Modi
17: National Time Pass:
Whatsapp
Amul - The taste of India
Babool - The paste of India
Rahul Gandhi- The waste of India.
Modi- the best of india.
Sonia- The guest of India.

Monday, November 30, 2015

Aamir to Modi


AAMIR TO MODI : Dear sir, Meri Wife ka kehna hai ki desh surakshit nahin hai...kya ye sahi hai...???
MODI TO AAMIR : Pehle maine bhi yahi socha tha dost...
isliye kabhi Australia, kabhi Japan, kabhi China, kabhi America, kabhi Canada, kabhi Nepal, kabhi Singapore aur na jaane kaun kaun se desh hoke aaya...
HINDUSTAN se accha aur surakshit desh koi nahin...
isliye agar badalna hai toh BIWI badlo...desh nahin.
Aage AAMIR KA REPLY THA : -
" PHIR SE"

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

May The Joy Cheer



May the joy, cheer,
delight and cheerfulness
Of this heavenly festival
Surround you forever.
May the happiness,
That this Diwali brings
Brighten your life
And, hope the year
Brings you luck and
Fulfills all your dearest dreams!
Happy DIWALI..... 

Kirat Karo Naam Japo



Kirat Karo, Naam Japo, Wand Chako..
May all we lead on this path...
Dhan Dhan Guru Nanak Maharaj Sahib Ji De
Prakash Purab Diyan Lakh Lakh Wadhayiyan Hon Ji..
Waheguru ji ka khalsa
Waheguru ji ki fateh...

Thursday, October 29, 2015

Waqt Na Jaane Kise Kehte Hain


Waqt na jane kise kehte hain,
Yeh waqt hi hai jo hme yaadon ke kuch lamhe de jata hai,
Yeh waqt hi hai jo kisi ka acha hota hai aur kisi ka bura,
Yeh waqt hi hai jo hme dhairyavaan bnna sikhata hai,
Yeh waqt hi hai jo insaan ko samajdar banata hai,
Bas waqt ko waqt dijiye.

Friday, October 23, 2015

A Pregnant Mother Asked Her Daughter



A pregnant mother asked her daughter, “What do u want- A brother or a sister?“
Daughter:- Brother
Mother:- Like whom?
Daughter:- Like RAVAN
Mother:- What the hell are you saying? Are you out of your mind?
Daughter:- Why not Mom? He left all his Royal ship & Kingdom, 
all because his sister was disrespected.
Even after picking up his enemy’s wife, he didn’t ever touch her. 
Why wouldn’t I want to have a brother like him?
What would I do with a brother like Ram who left his pregnant wife after listening to a “Dhobi” though his wife always stood by his side like a shadow? 
After giving “Agni Pareeksha” & suffering 14 years of exile.
Mom, you being a wife & sister to someone, until when will you keep on asking for a “RAM” as your son???
Mother was in tears.
Moral:- No one in the world is good or bad. Its just an interpretation about someone. 
Change Ur perception.

Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Life is Very Complicated


Life is very complicated.
When you have standards, people call it attitude.
When you are simple, people try to cheat you.
and when you cheat others, people call you smart.

Number Plates of All Cities in Punjab


PB-01 Chandigarh
PB-02 Amritsar
PB-03 Bathinda
PB-04 Faridkot
PB-05 Ferozepur
PB-06 Gurdaspur
PB-07 Hoshiarpur
PB-08 Jalandhar
PB-09 Kapurthala
PB-10 Ludhiana
PB-11 Patiala
PB-12 Ropar
PB-13 Sangrur
PB-14 Ajnala
PB-15 Abohar
PB-16 Anandpur Sahib
PB-17 Baba Bakala
PB-18 Batala
PB-19 Barnala
PB-20 Balachaur
PB-21 Dasuya
PB-22 Fazilka
PB-23 Fatehgarh Sahib
PB-24 Garhshankar
PB-25 Jagraon
PB-26 Khanna
PB-27 Kharar
PB-28 Malerkotla
PB-29 Moga
PB-30 Muktsar
PB-31 Mansa
PB-32 Nawanshahr
PB-33 Nakodar
PB-34 Nabha (Patiala South West)
PB-35 Pathankot
PB-36 Phagwara
PB-37 Phillaur
PB-38 Patti
PB-39 Rajpura (Patiala North)
PB-40 Rampura Phul
PB-41 Sultanpur Lodhi
PB-42 Samana (Patiala East)
PB-43 Samrala
PB-44 Sunam
PB-45 Talwandi Sabo
PB-46 Tarn Taran
PB-47 Zira
PB-48 Amloh (West)
PB-49 Khamano
PB-50 Budhlada
PB-51 Jhunir / Sardulgarh
PB-52 Bassi Pathana
PB-53 Malout
PB-54 Mukerian
PB-55 Payal
PB-56 Raikot
PB-57 Bhulath
PB-58 Dera Baba Nanak
PB-59 Dhuri
PB-60 Gidderbaha
PB-61 Jalalabad
PB-62 Jaitu
PB-63 Khadoor Sahib
PB-64 Moonak
PB-65 Mohali
PB-66 Nihal Singh Wala
PB-67 Shahkot
PB-68 Dhar Kalan
PB-69 Bagha Purana
PB-70 Dera Bassi
PB-71 Chamkaur Sahib
PB-72 Patran (Patiala East)
PB-73 Tappa Mandi
PB-74 Nangal
PB-75 Lehra

What Does Electrical Engineering Teach Us


What does Electrical Engineering teach us ?...
TRANSFORMER-Step up your dreams,passion & love. Step down your anger,worries & sadness
MOTOR-Keep moving fast & continuously with high efficiency
GENERATOR-Generate wisdom through your knowledge.
CONDUCTOR-Have least resistance for friends, good company & thoughts
INSULATOR- High resistance for your weaknesses
SEMICONDUCTOR- Enjoy your hard times,they will make you only strong because behind clouds sun is still shining
FUSE-Protect yourself first from danger
SWITCH-Have reliable control over emotions & feelings
BATTERY-Store energy & be strong
CAPACITOR-Lead your life during struggles
INDUCTOR- Avoid ego during your success
CIRCUIT BREAKER-Know the problem & take appropriate action before it affect you
CONTROLLER-Trust yourself, analyze your inputs & take proper decision,be smart & reliable, have high speed processor for fast actions & decisions
SENSORS-Keep analyzing your self & keep measuring your values
LIGHT-Keep lighting through your knowledge when its dark
LIGHTNING ARRESTOR- Ground sudden surges in your life
EARTHING-Keep your feet on ground for your safety & maintaining relationships
⚡Life is all about electricity....
⚡It is the only form of energy which can be converted into every form of energy...
VIDYUT⚡ engineers....
Let us electrify world through our spark of knowledge & wisdom...⚡
Proud to be an
⚡Electrical Engineer⚡πŸ˜ƒπŸ‘

Friday, September 11, 2015

I Know You Are Down and Sad


I know you are down and sad,
i know the reasons that made it bad,
so come on lets hold my hand,
come on lets ring the bands,
in the streets of moonly stars,
we will try to walk so far,
and all the worries of you will fade,
until am here you will never feel bad.
Good MORNING!

Friday, September 4, 2015

Technology can be Dangerous


Swamiji,  I doubt my husband has been cheating on me.... 
I have doubt on one woman.... what to do?
Take your husband to that woman's doorstep...
and see if his WiFi connects automatically. .
Can't beat this one, all you guys beware.
Technology can be dangerous for ones health!...

Saturday, August 29, 2015

Attachment is not When Two People


A very emotional quote !!
Attachment is not when two people chat day & night ...
Attachment is not when two people can't live without each other ...
Attachment is not when two people can't stay away from each other for a moment ...
But when the HR sends an email to you with subject as 'Increment letter' and the attached file is missing ...
That's when you realize the true meaning of Attachment ... !!

Whatsapp Chatting Effect


On a different note:
Whatsapp chatting effect:
Amit ( male secretary): ma'am the project is ready. Meeting at 8am sharp.
Madam: πŸ˜’πŸ˜žπŸ˜£
Amit: what happened ma'am
Madam: 😏😴
Amit: oh.. feeling sleepy.. I will cancel the meeting ma'am.. We will do it later
Ma'am: πŸ˜†πŸ‘
Amit: we now have spare time ma'am. . Would u like to rest or should we go out for coffee or something like that
Maam: 😍😘
Amit: oh thank you ma'am. . Where  to go
Maam: πŸ©πŸŒ…
Amit: oh sunrise hotel ma'am.. done.
Maam: πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’
Amit: really ma'am r u sure..?
Maam: πŸ˜™πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜€πŸ˜›
Amit: awwwwe..u stole my words...I knew you liked me...muaaah 😍
Maam: πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜œπŸ˜œ
Amit: u naughty..
Maam: πŸ’ƒπŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹
Amit: don't worry.. I will take care
Maam: 😍πŸ‘ͺ
Amit: ohh yes baby 😘😘 
Maam: πŸ˜„πŸ˜€πŸ’πŸŒ…πŸ©πŸŒ»πŸŒΊπŸˆ
Amit: now I am so excited.. I don't understand anything.. u just come baby..
Maam: hey amit, I am sorry. My 2yr old son is playing with my mobile and I don't know what all emoticons he sent u. Bt what nonsense have you typed..you bastard
Amit: &&&
Moral: believe in words.. not signs

Monday, August 24, 2015

Dr. Manmohan Singh


"Dr. MANMOHAN SINGH"
The most qualified leader of the world.
Qualifications:-
1)
First place in BA(Hons) Punjab University 1952.
2)
First place in MA (Economics) in Punjab university 1954.
3)
Wright's prize for Distinguished performance at St. Johns College Cambridge 1955
.4)
Same in 1957.
5)
D Phil (Oxford), D Litt, PhD thesis on India's Export competitiveness.
CAREER :-
1. Sr lecturer Economics 1957 - 1959
2. Reader Economics1959 - 1963.
3. Prof Economics Punjab University 1963 - 1965.
4. Worked for UN 1966 - 1969.
5. Prof International Trade Delhi School of Economics 1969 - 1971.
6. Economic Advisor 1972 - 1976.
7. Honorary prof Jawahar Lal Nehru University 1976.
8. Governor Reserve Bank of India 1982 - 1985.
9. Deputy chairman of planning commission 1985 - 1987.
10. Secretary General of South Commission Geneva Switzerland.1987 - 1990.
11. Advisor to PM of India on Economic Affairs 1990- 1991.
12. Finance Minister of India 1991 - 1996.
13. Leader Opposition in Rajya Sabha 1998 - 2004.
14. PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA 2004 - 2014
And
people send crazy photo shops which says a lot about their own mind level.
Mr. Manmohan Singh was never a politician, he was pulled into this quagmire.
Be careful in what posts we forward...
Socho Vichaar karo...
"ACHIEVEMENTS BY LEGEND S.MANMOHAN SINGH".....
Indians will remember you for RTI.....We are now the 3rd largest economy in the World which was 10th largest in 2004......
Many Mission's during your tenure like
Moon,
Mars,
Agni,
Prithvi,
Submarine and many more..
World had got hit with 3 major recession but you made our country stand......
Obama said in G 20:
"When Singh speaks, world listens and also praised that Singh's knowledge will be useful for the world"....
China Say's Dr. Manmohan Singh as a renowned statesman....
Russian President Vladimir Putin praised him for the contribution to BRICS .....
Dr. Singh has been awarded as "World Statesman Award" and many more...
Inspite of endless number of persons who barked at you,
you remained silent......
GRAND SALUTE TO YOU DR. MANMOHAN SINGH ....

Saturday, August 22, 2015

Monday, August 17, 2015

Saturday, August 15, 2015

Importance of States in India


Importance of States in India
Punjab for Fighting,
Bengal for Writing...
Kashmir for Beauty,
Andhra for Duty...
Karnataka for Silk,
Haryana for Milk...
Kerala for Brains,
Tamil for Grains,
Orissa for Temples,
Bihar for Minerals...
Gujarat for Peace,
Assam for Tea...
Rajasthan for History,
Maharashtra for Victory,
Himachal for Cold,
Jharkand for Bold...
UP for Rice,
Arunachal for Sunrise...
Goa for Wine,
Meghalaya for Rain...
MP for Diamond,
Sikkim for Almond...
Mizoram for Glass,
Manipur for Dance...
Nagaland for Music,
Chattisgarh for Physique...
Uttarkhand for Rivers,
Tripura for Singers...
INDIA...For all
THE LAND OF CULTURE
Must share, Proud to be Indian!

Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Yakub and Dr Kalam Met on the Way


Yakub and Dr Kalam met on the way to their respective destinations after the death.
Yakub asked Kalam " Me here.. you here. We are both dead. Whats the difference. All the same. Isn't it ??"

Dr. Kalam is his own simplistic way has replied: " I have been called. You have been sent"

Sunday, August 9, 2015

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Monday, July 27, 2015

Benti to All Singers

Benti to All Singers

Diljit nu benti kitti jandi hai ke gurdaspur ja ke jatt ohna aatankwadiya te fair kre.
dilpreet dhillon nu vi kaho apni machine gun lai jaawe.
jassi gill nu v keh dao ke nikke motte hi aatankwadi ne laden nahi. so jaa ke saambh lai.
te ninja nu v koi keh dao ke kalla kalla dhokna hai.
te benti hai koi harsimran di ghaint jatti nu v keh dao ke dunali lai ke gurdaspur phunch jaan.
Happy raikoti nu v msg bhej dao ke nasha patta kha ke aatankwadi chakk lai.
naale bai geete jaildar nu v koi bol do ke gurdaspur ja ke mittar fire sunaan.
te ik msg sippy nu bhej dao ke gurdaspur wale kothe te chadh ke teri udeek kar rahe ne ke kado hatheyara de khadke sunawega.

Sunday, July 26, 2015

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Saturday, July 18, 2015

Friday, July 17, 2015

Friday, July 10, 2015

The Great Ludhiana Boating

The Great Ludhiana Boating

The great Ludhiana boating & water sports festival is back ..

Enjoy free boating in dholewal chowk, vishkarma chowk, Miller ganj, Transport nagar, BRS Nagar, sarabha nagar, Aarti chowk, and mostly every part of ludhiana.
Special offer-  river rafting is also available at KANGANWAL and TIBBA Road  .
Hurry!! Offer valid till water logging lasts
Issued by MCL in the interest of public of Ludhiana.

Thursday, July 9, 2015

Congratulation to All of us

Congratulation to All of us

Congratulation to all of us.Our national anthem "Jana Gana Mana... "is declared as the "BEST ANTHEM OF THE WORLD"by UNESCO. Just few minutes ago.

Kindly share this.
Very proud to be an INDIAN.

Meaning of our National Anthem

Please try to understand the meaning and pronounce it clearly.

Word by word meaning..

Jana            = People
Gana            = Group
Mana           = Mind
Adhinayaka= Leader
Jaya He      = Victory
Bharata       = India
Bhagya       = Destiny
Vidhata      = Disposer
Punjaba     = Punjab
Sindhu       = Indus
Gujarata    = Gujarat
Maratha    = Marati Maharashtra
Dravida      = South
Utkala        = Orissa
Banga        = Bengal
Vindhya     =Vindhyas
Himachal   =Himalay
Yamuna     = Yamuna
Ganga        = Ganges
Uchchhala = Moving
Jaladhi      = Ocean
Taranga    = Waves
Tava          = Your
Shubh    =Auspicious
Naame = name
Jage     = Awaken
Tava     = Your
Shubha      = Auspicious
Aashisha = Blessings
Maage     = Ask
Gaahe      = Sing
Tava        = Your
Jaya        = Victory
Gatha      = Song
Jana       = People
Gana      = Group
Mangala = Fortune
Dayaka   = Giver
Jay He    = Victory Be
Bharata  = India
Bhagya  = Destiny
Vidhata = Dispenser
Jay He, Jay He, Jay He, Jay Jay Jay Jay He = Victory, Victory, Victory, Victory Forever...

PLEASE SHARE IT AND LET ALL PEOPLE KNOW THE MEANING OF OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM..

JAI HIND

Saturday, July 4, 2015

Ladka Dost Se

Ladka Dost Se

Ladka Dost Se: Yaar Maine Apni
Girl Friend Ko Uski   Birthday Pe
Apni Behan Ki New Diamond Ring
Chori Kar K Gift De Di,

Dost (Thappad Maar Kar):
Kaminey Itni Mehngi Kharid Kar Di
Thi Maine teri behan ko

Ladka: Saale Marta Kyun Hai...
Tere Ghar Hi To Wapis Gayi Hai.

Friday, July 3, 2015

Thursday, July 2, 2015

Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Monday, June 29, 2015

Punjabian Da Dil

Punjabian Da Dil

Punjabian da Dil......naram ...... Ice cream wargaa....
Punjabian di Jubaan.... Meethi..... Jalebi wargi.....
Punjabian da gussa..... Garam..... Paronthe warga.
Punjabian da saath..... Chatpatta... Chaat warga.
Punjabian da confidence... Kadak amritsari papad warga......
Punjabian da subhaaw.... Milansar.... Rajma chawal wargaa......
Moral........,..                   
Punjabian De Naal Rehoge To Bhukhe Kadi Nahi Revoge.....                    
Sirf aish karoge::::::::��
Dedicated to all my punjabi friends.            PUNJABIssss ROCK!!!!'

Thursday, June 25, 2015

Hasna Manna Hai

Hasna Manna Hai

Agar hase to aap har gayee...ok...ready hai aap...to suniiyee...

Maan lo aap bus me safar kar rahe ho.
Aapke pet me jabardast gas ban gayi hai.
inteffak se gaana jhor se baj raha hai.

Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue aapne bhi bade smartly tarike se gaane ki dhun me dhun milate hue gas release kr di taki kisi Ko bhi PTA na chale.

Bt Jab aap utarne lage to aapne dekha sab aapko ghoor rahe hain

Aur
Achaanak aapko yaad aaya ki

Gaana to aapne Headphone par Chalaya tha..!

Hanso mat, market mein naya hai.

I know aap har gae ho..

Monday, June 22, 2015

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Husband and wife
mein kisi baat par jhagra ho gaya,
husband wife se baat nahi kar raha tha.
.
Wife: Ab main 10 tak ginti ginon gi,
agar tum na bole to main zehar kha loon gi

1.. bolo
Husband khamosh

2.. bolo na plz
Husband khamosh

Wife: Bolo na plz
Wife rona start..

Husband : Ginti gin ginti

Wife: shukar aap bole to.

Saturday, June 13, 2015

Pesticide Percentage in Drinks

Pesticide Percentage in Drinks

Pesticide Percentage (%) in drinks released from IMA (Indian Medical Association) recently.

1     Thums up     15.2% 
2     Coke             13.4%    
3     7 up              12.5%    
4     Mirinda         10.7%   
5     Pepsi            10.9%    
6     Fanta              9.1%     
7.    Sprite.           15.3%
8.    Vodka.             0%
9.     Gin.                 0%
10.   Rum.               0%
11.   Beer.                0%
12.  Whisky.             0%
so choose what you drink.
1 to 7 are very dangerous to the Human Liver. Results in Cancer !
Please pass it to all known persons in your contact. 
Live Healthy, Save Indians!!!............

Thursday, June 4, 2015

Rare Knowledge Don't Miss

Rare Knowledge Don't Miss

Rare Knowledge, dn't Miss,

Guru Arjan Dev Ji nu Jis din Tatti Tvi Te baithayea gea Ta ohs Sham Guru Ji nu Vapis Jail vich pa dita gea..
Bahot Sakhat Pehra Lga dita Gea,

Chandu Lahore da Nawab c jisde Hukam nal eh Sab hoyea c.. Ohs Raat Chandu di gharwali.. Ohda putt Karam Chand Te Chandu Di Noh Guru Arjan Ji nu milan jail ch gaye..

Sipaahi ne agge na jaan dita Ta Chandu di gharwali Te noh ne apna sara Gehna(jewelry) utar k sipaahia nu de dita Te ohs cell tak pahuch gaye jithe Guru Arjan Ji kaid c..

Jad Chandu de Parivaar ne Guru Arjan Ji di halat dekhi ta Ro paye ki ene vde mahapursh nal eho Jeha salook ?

Tad Chandu di Gharwali ne Keha ki Guru Ji mai Tuhade lyi Thand Mitha paani (Shrbat ) Lai k aayi han kirpa krke shko,

eh keh k Chandu Di gharwali ne Shrbat wala glass Guru Ji Agge kita..

Guru Ji ne Mna krr dita Te keha ki Asi Prn krr chuke han ki Chandu De Ghar da paani v ni peena,

eh Sunn k Chandu di Gharwali dia akhan bhar gaiya..

Kehn lgi Mai Ta Sunea c Guru Nanak de Ghar To koi Naraj ni jaanda.. Par ?

Tad Guru Ji ne Bachan Kita ki Mata Is muh nal Ta mai Tera Shrbat nahi shakanga par han Ek Waqt eho Jeha Jrur Aavega Ki eh Tere Nam da Shrbat Hazaara Lok Layea karange Te Lakha Lok peea Karange.. Teri seva safal Hovegi..

Eh Jo Ajj Shabeel Lgdi va na Poori Dunia ch.. Jo Sari Dunia Shabeel Peendi aa eh Guru Arjan da ohi ek Bachan aa..
Eh va Shabeel da ithaas jo Ajj punjab de Har pind Shahar ch shabeel lgdi aa Te Lakha lok shakde aa..

Chandu di Noh ne Guru Arjan Ji nu keha ki Maharaj kal Tuhadi shaheedi honi aa.. Meri eko mangh hai Tuhade To kal jad Tusi Sareer roopi chola shdo Ta mai v Apna Sareer Tyaag dwa.. Mai loka de Taane ni sunn skdi ki oh ja rahi hai Chandu di noh.. Jisde Sohre ne Guru Arjan Ji nu Saheed Kita,

agle din Jad Guru Arjan Dev Ji di Saheedi hoyi Ta Chandu Di Noh v Nal hi Sareer Tyaag gayi,

eh hunda Guru nal pyar.. Galan Nal ni kde Rab milda.. Ehthe Ta 90-90 saal de bujarg maran nu Tyaar nai ne par Dhan aa Chandu di Noh.,

is cheej baare bahot ghatt loka nu pta islyi request aa plz eh post share jrur kareo Ta ki Tuhade dosta nu v pta lge ki shabeel kyu lagdi aa.. Te ek Vaar Waheguru Jrur Likho Ji..

Sunday, May 31, 2015

Ek Room Mein 5 Dost Rehte The

Ek Room Mein 5 Dost Rehte The

Ek Room mein 5 dost rehte the.
1. Pagal
2. Fudu
3. Dimag
4. Koi Nahi
5. Kisi

Ek Din Koi Nahi ne Kisi Ko Mar Diya.

us waqt Dimag Bathroom mein tha

Pagal Ne Police Ko call kiya.
Hello Police Koi Nahi ne Kisi Ka Qatal Kar diya Hai.

Police: Oye Kiya Tum Pagal Ho?
Pagal: G Mein Pagal Hu.
Police: Tere Paas Dimag Nahi Hai?

Pagl: G Dimag toh Bathroom Mein Hai...

Police: O Fudu

Pagl: Nahi G Main toh Pagal Hu. Fudu to msg padh raha hai...

Hahahaha
2015 ki top class beizzati
Hanso mat mere saath bhi aisa hua hai jaldi forward karo
Warna ye message aam ho jayega......

Saturday, May 30, 2015

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

If Hollywood Movies Were Made in Punjabi

If Hollywood Movies Were Made in Punjabi

If Hollywood Movies Were Made In Punjabi.

Names Would’ve Been
➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
Jurassic Park: “Dinosaur Da Raula”
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Spiderman:“Jaale Sardara De”
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Superman: “Hawayi Jatt”
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Terminator: “Lohe Da Jatt, Kadd De Watt”
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Charlie’s Angels: “Jattiyan Kamaal Kardiyaan”
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Rocky: “Mukka Jatt Da”
➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
Baby’s Day Out: “Sardara Da Kaka,Paave Syaapa"

Monday, May 25, 2015

Pakka Engineer

Pakka Engineer

External examiner: to an engineering student :
Why does a capacitor stops DC but allows AC to pass through?

Student : Sir, capacitor is like this
---| |---
DC comes straight like this
------
& the capacitor stops it.
But AC Goes UP-DOWN-UP-DOWN like this
   . --- .
.'          '.
----||-------||----.
              '.          .'
                ' --- '
and jumps over the capacitor!

External Examiner : After 30 years of experience.. today I understood the concept of capacitor.

Pakka Engineer

Pakka Engineer

External examiner: to an engineering student :
Why does a capacitor stops DC but allows AC to pass through?

Student : Sir, capacitor is like this
---| |---
DC comes straight like this
------
& the capacitor stops it.
But AC Goes UP-DOWN-UP-DOWN like this
   . --- .
.'          '.
----||-------||----.
              '.          .'
                ' --- '
and jumps over the capacitor!

External Examiner : After 30 years of experience.. today I understood the concept of capacitor.

Sunday, May 24, 2015

One Day During an Evening Class

One Day During an Evening Class

One day, during an evening class for adults, the psychology Teacher entered the class and told students, “Let’s all play a game!” “ What Game?”
The Teacher asked one of the students to volunteer.

A lady, Aliza came forward.

The Teacher asked her to write 30 names of most important people in her life on blackboard.

Aliza wrote names of her family members, relatives, friends, her colleagues and her neighbors.

The Teacher told her to erase 3 names that Aliza considered most unimportant.
Aliza erased names of her colleagues.
The Teacher again told her to delete 5 more names. Aliza erased her neighbor's names.

This went on until there were just four names left on the blackboard. These were names of her mother, father, husband and the only son...

The entire class became silent  realizing that this wasn’t a game anymore for Aliza alone.

Now, The Teacher told her to delete two more names.

It was a very difficult choice for Aliza.
She unwillingly deleted her parents names.

“Please delete one more” said the Teacher.

Aliza became very nervous and with trembling hands and rears in eyes she deleted her son’s name. Aliza cried  painfully...

The Teacher told Aliza to take her seat.
After a while Teacher asked "why your husband?? The parents are the ones that nurtured you, and the son is the one you gave birth to ??? And you can always find another husband !!!"

Total silence in the class.
Everyone was curious to know her response.

Aliza calmly and slowly said, “One day my parents will pass away before me.
My son may also leave me when he grows old, for his studies or business or whatever reason. The only one who will truly share his entire life with me, is my Husband”.

All the students stood up and applauded for her for sharing this truth of life.

This is true. So always value your life partner, it's not only for husbands but wives as well.
God has united these two souls and it's on you now to nurture this relationship above all.

Friday, May 22, 2015

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Do we Know Actual Full Form of Some Words

Do we Know Actual Full Form of Some Words

️Do we know actual full form of some words?

News paper = North East West South past and present events report.

Chess = Chariot, Horse, Elephant, Soldiers.

Cold = Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease.

Joke = Joy of Kids Entertainment.

Aim = Ambition in Mind.

Date = Day and Time Evolution.
Eat = Energy and Taste.

Tea = Taste and Energy Admitted.

Pen = Power Enriched in Nib.

Smile = Sweet Memories in Lips Expression.

Bye = Be with you Everytime.

Share these meanings as majority of us don't know...

Monday, May 18, 2015

Gabbar Was a Management Guru

Gabbar Was a Management Guru

GABBAR was a MANAGEMENT GURU as is reflected in some of the timeless Dialogues (read Management Lessons) he delivered throug the movie SHOLAY :-

1. "Jo darr gaya samjho mar gaya" -Courage and Enterprise are important factors for laying the successful foundation of a growth oriented Business

2."Kitne admi the" - Its important to know the competition and its size ..he understood that even a small team can make a difference

3."Arey o Sambha kitna inam rakhe hai sarkar hum par" - Promoting one's own brand is very important and to be reiterated always

4."6 goli, aur aadmi 3" - Creates an illusion where his insurbodinates had a chance of survival but kills them in the next scene ...Moral : perform or perish

5. "Le ab goli kha"- Sometimes in the interest of the organisation u have to take hard and unpopular decisions .... So sometimes a leader has to 'fire' some employees

6."Jab tak tere pair chalenge uski saans chalegi” - Classic carrot and stick approach ..."tere pair ruke toh yeh bandook chalegi" !!

7 ."Yeh ramgadh waale apni betiyon ko kaunsi chakki ka aata khilate hai re" -Market research is important to understand value propositions !!

8."Yeh hath mujhey dedey thakur" - Identify elements of threats in the market and take measures to minimise them

9."Holi kab hai, kab hai Holi" - Conduct advance mapping of key events within the industry and devise penetration strategy to have a competitive edge over your rivals

10."Suar ke bachchoonn!" - Verbal warning for non- performers!

Saturday, May 16, 2015

Friday, May 15, 2015

Is it a Coincidence

inspirational shayari

Is it a Coincidence???
China Earthquake
26th July 1976
Gujrat Earthquake
26 January 2001
Tsunami in Indian Ocean
26th Dec 2004
Mumbai attack 26/11
26th November 2008
Taiwan earthquake
26th July 2010
Japan Earthquake
26th February 2010
Now Nepal earthquake
26th April 2015.
Why is it Always "26" ?
Is it a mere Coincidence or A Timely Reminder From God..Need to Think on it Seriously!!!
The Rhodes earthquake 26 June 1926
North America earthquake 26 Jan 1700
Yugoslavia earthquake 26 July 1963
Merapi volcanic eruption 26 Oct 2010
Bam , Iran earthquake 26
Dec 2003 ( 60,000 dead )
Sabah Tidal waves 26 Dec
1996 ( 1,000 dead )
Turkey earthquke 26 Dec
1939 ( 41,000 dead )
Kansu , China earthquake 26 Dec 1932 ( 70,000 dead )
Portugal earthquake 26 Jan 1951 ( 30,000 dead )
Krakatau volcanic eruption 26 Aug 1883 ( 36,000 dead )
Aceh Tsunami 26 Dec 2004
Tasik earthquake 26
June 2010
China Earthquake 26 July 1976
Taiwan earthquake 26 July 2010
Japan Earthquake 26 feb 2010
Mentawai Tsunami 26 October 2010
Gujarat Earthquake 26 Jan 2001
China Earthquake 26 July 1976
Taiwan earthquake 26 July 2010
Japan Earthquake 26 feb 2010
Mumbai attack 26/11
Mumbai floods 26 July 2005
Now Nepal earthquake 26 April 2015..!!
Why is it Always "26" ?
Is it just a Coincidence?
This news is Amazing! And scary too!

One Nation One Vision 

Kyon Marte Ho Yaaro

Azad Bharat Ke Nikamo
 

 

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Saturday, May 9, 2015

Friday, May 8, 2015

56 Girls Died Because of Using Whisper

56 Girls Died Because of Using Whisper

56 girls died because of using whisper, stayfree,
etc. One Single pad for the whole day b'coz of the
chemical used in Ultra Napkins... which converts
liquid into gel...it causes cancer in bladder &
uterus. so plz try to use cotton made pads and if
you are using ultra pads, Plz change that with in 5
hours, per day, atleast. If the time is prolonged the
blood becomes green & the fungus formed gets
inside the uterus & body.
plz don't feel shy to fwd this msg to all girls and
even boys so that they can share with their wives n
friends, whom they care for.
-AIIMS
Kick off "Breast Cancer".
Nurse ur baby.
Wash ur bra daily.
Avoid black bra in summer
Do not wear a bra while sleeping.
Do not wear an under wire bra very often.
Always cover ur chest completely by ur dupatta or
scarf when u are under the sun.
Use a Deodrant not an anti perspirant.
This is a public service msg from Tata Cancer
Hospital.
Pass it 2 all the ladies you care for without
hesitating. Awareness is important
I care for you. Forward to other girls u know..
Attention grls,Dont take head bath in first3 days of
periods,its dangerous
Its medicaly proven dt,80% females die during
delivery due to swelling in uterus walls caused bcz
of bathng in d early days of ur menstrual cycle.
plzz dnt hesitate to inform othr femals fwd to evry
grl on ur list..!!.....
I'll start wth u:)....Dear God, the sweet girl reading
this, is kind and I'm proud of her. Pls help her live
life to the fullest and bless her in her chosen field!
Now you're on the clock. In 9 mins something will
make u happy. Pls share this prayer with 9 girls u love.

Thursday, May 7, 2015

Salman Khan Convicted

Salman Khan Convicted

‪‎Salman Khan Convicted‬. Pin drop silence in the court:

Salman: Sir ek baar suno to sahi?

Judge: Ek bar joh maine commitment kar di ... uske baad toh main khud ki bhi nahi sunta

Salman: Sir mai begunaah hoon

Judge: Ye tumhi kahte the naa, Sharab aur khoon main apni marzi se peeta hoon ..

Salman: Sir ab main kya karu?

Judge: Swagat nahi karoge aap hamara?

Salman: Sir mujhe kya pata wahan Aadmi so rahe the?

Judge: Aam aadmi sota hua sher hai ... jaag gaya toh cheer phaad dega

Salman: Sir aap cheez kya ho?

Judge: Mere bare mein itna mat sochna ... dil mein aata hoon ... samajh mein nahi

Salman: Okkkaay? Matlab final hai aapka faisla?

Judge: Main request nahi karta ... ek hi baar bolta hoon ... aur full and final ho jaata hai

Salman stares at the judge

Judge: Agar tum mujhe yun hi dekhti rahi ... toh tumhe mujhse pyar ho jayega

Salman: Sir mai life me koi nayi excitement nahi chahta

Judge: Woh jeena bhi koi jeena hai jis mein kick na ho

Salman: Don’t you think you are overestimating yourself?

Judge: Zindagi mein teen cheez kabhi underestimate nahi karna ... I, Me and Myself!

Salman stops speaking and waves at his fans.

Wahin door Yerawada Jail mein:

Sanjay Dutt: Badtameez, chaddar ki kameez, lohe ka pajama, bandar tera mama, arre billi teri mausi, kutta tera yaar, aam ka achaar ... aaja mere yaar!

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Bhagwan Ne Mujhse Kaha

Bhagwan Ne Mujhse Kaha

Bhagwan ne mujse kaha ki

Tu apna 1 accha dost chhod de main tujhe "iPhone" dunga..

2 ko chhod de to  "Rolex" ki ghadi dunga..

5 ko chhod de "25 lakh Rupaiya" dunga..

Aur

Sabhi dosto ko chhod de to "Ferrari" dunga..

Maine Bhagwan ko dekha aur kaha ki,

He Bhagwan..!!!

Ye dost wo he jinhone meri har khushi har gam me sath diya..

Mere bachpan se lekar aaj tak mere sath rahe..

Kabhi main roya to apne hatho se mere ansu pochhe..

Ek glass pani bhi piya to bhi mere sath share kiya..

Meri ek awaz par daude chale aye..

KHAIR......Koi baat nahin

....... kaunsa Colour hai Ferrari ka ?

Sunday, May 3, 2015

Saturday, May 2, 2015

Sardar Joke

Sardar Joke

Santa :- do you know nepal is destroyed due to earthquake?
Banta :- yes, Langar for 1 lakh people from golden temple
Langar from 25000 people from delhi sikhs gurudwara management committee
Langar from small gurdwaras of haryana and punjab.
Relief teams of world known humanitarian khalsa aid & other sikh organisations have been sent.

But no hindutvawadi organization came to serve their own community in a Hindu Rashtra (Nepal)

Now share this sardar joke.

Thursday, April 30, 2015

Psychological Facts

Psychological Facts

Couples who spend at least 10 minutes a day laughing together are more likely to have a stronger relationship.

Any friendship that exceeds the 7 yr mark is more likely to last an entire lifetime.

You can judge a lot about a person's character by what they laugh at.

A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talked to each other instead of talking about each other.

Kids who play video games tend to have better hand-eye coordination, a better memory, and better problem solving skills.

A person is more likely to use " K " in a text message when they have no interest in talking to you.

75% of women ask questions in which they already know the answer to. This is why it's best to simply tell her the truth.

Everyone has a song in their playlist which they always skip, but never delete.

People who talk to themselves are more likely to have a high I.Q.

If you chew gum when you study a subject and then chew the same flavor when you the take the test it can help you remember.

Your body is actually designed to get 4 hours of sleep twice per day instead of 8 hours once!

Over thinking can cause physical and mental fatigue, it may also lead to chronic depression.

Ironically, sometimes the people who don't talk to you are the one's who really want to.

Psychology says, the best things in life are usually found when you are not looking for them.

According to old myths, the inability to fall asleep at night means you're awake in someone's dream

Smiles have been proven to be more attractive on a woman's face than makeup.

Lack of sleep makes it difficult to control emotions which is why people are more likely to cry or laugh uncontrollably at night.

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Monday, April 27, 2015

Saturday, April 25, 2015

Friday, April 24, 2015

CEO of Audi While Justifying

CEO of Audi While Justifying

CEO of Audi while justifying its high cost: "We have 12 airbags, safety controls, safety censors, safety parking assistance, safe..."

Man: "We have Durga Ma and Babaji on the dashboard, hanuman ji on rear view mirror, Nimbu Mirch on bumper and Maa di Lal Chunni around the rear view mirror...
Don't worry about our safety...Tu price kam kar "

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Sunday, April 19, 2015

Welcome to The 21st Century

Welcome to The 21st Century

WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!!!
Our Phones ~  Wireless

Cooking ~  Fireless

Cars ~   Keyless

Food ~  Fatless

Tyres ~   Tubeless

Dress ~   Sleeveless

Youth ~  Jobless

Leaders ~    Shameless

Relationships ~  Meaningless

Attitude ~  Careless

Feelings ~   Heartless

Education ~  Valueless

Mobile Aya
Camera  Khatam

Mobile Aya
Wrist Watch Khatam

Mobile Aya
Torch Khatam

Mobile Aya
Radio Khatam

Mobile Aya
MP3 Khatam

Mobile Aya
Letters Khatam

Mobile Aya
Calculator Khatam

Mobile Aya
Computer  Khatam

Mobile Aya
Sakoon Khatam

Ek dum latest ..
j Badalti Duniya Ka asa.

Friday, April 17, 2015

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

When Flood Comes

When Flood Comes

When flood comes, fish eats ants and when flood recedes, ants eat fish. Only time matters. Just hold on. God gives opportunity to every one.

In a theatre when drama plays, you opt for front seats. When film is screened, you opt for rear seats. Your position in life is only relative. Not absolute.

For making soap, oil is required. But to clean oil, soap is required. This is the irony of life.

Every problem has (N+1) solutions: where N is the number of solutions that you have tried and 1 is that you have not tried.

When you are in problem, don't think it's the End. It is only a Bend in life.

Only two category of people are happy in life - the Mad and the Child. Be Mad to achieve a goal. Be a Child to enjoy what you achieved.

There is no Escalator to success.  Only Steps!!

Saturday, April 11, 2015

Friday, April 10, 2015

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

A New Poem Launched

A New Poem Launched

A new poem launched for all businessmen in Books from 2015
Jony Jony ......... Yes Papa !
Doing Business.....Yes Papa
Lot of Tension......Yes Papa
Too Much Work....Yes Papa
Family Life........No Papa
BP, Sugar........High Papa
Margin in Business...Joke Papa
Balance sheet......Low Papa
Personal life.....lost Papa
Profit in Business....Ha! Ha! Ha!

Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Saturday, April 4, 2015

Tips For Women Who Love to Cook

Tips For Women Who Love to Cook

Tips for women who love to cook!
: 1)while seasoning if you put few drops of whiskey the oil doesn't burn
2)while kneading dough put a few drops of beer  and the chapatis will be golden brown
3)if you add a few drops of vodka in paneer it will not spoil in summer time
4) while making kadhi if you add a few drops of brandy the buttermilk will not be sour and kadhi will taste sweet
5)putting red wine in rasam will enhance the taste

If you can't manage the above pour 2 pegs in your husband's stomach-- then it doesn't matter how the food tastes!!

Friday, April 3, 2015

Superb Story Must Read

Superb Story Must Read

A King had a male servant who, in all circumstances always said to My king, do not be discouraged because everything God does is perfect, no mistakes.

One day, they went hunting and a wild animal attacked the king, the servant managed to kill the animal but couldn't prevent his majesty from losing a finger.

Furious and without showing gratitude, the King said; if God was good, I would not have been attacked and lost one finger.

The servant replied 'despite all these things, I can only tell you that God is good and everything He does is perfect, He is never wrong'.

Outraged by the response, the king ordered the arrest of his servant.

While being taken to prison, he told the king again, God is Good & Perfect.
Another day, the king left alone for another hunt and was captured by savages who use human beings for sacrifice.

On the altar, the savages found out that the king didn't have one finger in place, he was released because he was considered not "complete" to be offered to the Gods

On his return to the palace, he ordered the release of his servant and said;
My friend, God was really good to me. I was almost killed but for lack of a single finger. I was let go.

But I have a question; If God is so good, why did He allow me to put you in prison?

His servant replied; My king, if I had not been put in prison, I would have gone with you, and would have been sacrificed, because I have no missing finger.

Everything God does is perfect, He is never wrong.

Often we complain about life, and the negative thinking in us kills the positivity in us...so think positive and trust God at every moment....

God knows why he choose you to read this message today, please bless someone with it by sharing it.
God is good and perfect!!

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Music Singers Whatsapp Group

Music Singers Whatsapp Group

Siraaaaaa hi krta Music Singers's Whatsapp Group

Gurdas maan--ki haal chaal aa pyaareyo. ...

Jazzy b--kaim babeyo tusi daso......

Gurdas maan--chardikala ki kri jane o,,baki kitheaa???......

Gippy grewal--bs baabeyo firing kri jane a......

Jazzy b- oh kyun.

Gippy grewal--bs tohnu pta e a aji..mitra nu shonk hathyera da,,..

Babbu maan- hmmmm ........

gippy grewal left group.....

Jazzy b--lay eh kyun leave krgeya.......

Babbu maan--kyunki ehi shonk mitraa nu v aa......

Jazzy b left group.

Gurdas maan-khantiya yar tu dehshat paa k bande bhajayi jana......

Babbu maan--haha na babbeyo........

Bunty bains-- ssa gurdas maan.......

Babbu maan--jwak v net chlon lag paye ......

bunty bains left group..

Gurdas maan-Ik hor bhajata yar tu hahaha.........

Kanwar grewal-- ah bhen yaaloo............

*kanwar grewal removed from group

*Diljit dosanjh--maan sahab ssa.........

Bhagwant maan--kyun baadla di gurki to darrii jndeene........

Diljit..dosanjh left group...

Babbu maan-HAHAHAHA

Gurdas mann-babbu yr koi ladki hai ta das wdia gaun wali... Nwa gana krna......

Miss pooja-mann saab ssa mere bare ki khayal aa.....

Gurdas maan - bibi yad rakh saag ch kde aalu ni painda.........Miss pooja -

babbu maan- maan saab mai v lab reha koi wdia gaun aali kudi mai v krna ek gana

Miss pooja -maan saab mai free aa

Babbu maan - bibi je aalu saag ch ni painda ta painda bakre ch v ni

miss pooja left group

Baabu chandigarhia--cha da cup pyade...

*baabu chandigarhia removedfrom group*

Gurdas maan--eh pta ni kidro add hogeya c..

Babbu maan--eda de bin bulaye viaha ch war jndea,,ayen e whatsappa de groupch war jnde hone..

Gurdas maan--hahahah.

Yo yo honey singh--paji mere ganech gaddi dekhi tusi ?

BoHEMIA--maar dene galan wadian videos ch rent aliii gaddian,,

Babbu maan--oh kabbad chki firda sala gaddi da,

yo yo honey singh Left group

Satwinder bitti--ssa

gurdas maan-fateh ji

Babbu maan- la la la laaasatwinder bitti left group

Gurdas maan--nahi talda khant shikari. Babbumaan--

Harbhajan mann-- kiven o

Babbu maan-- oye tasali teri hashar nal ni hoi.......

harbhajan mann left group

Gurdas maan--saare darate oyehun ta delete e krna paina group.

.Babbu maan--haha chnga ji sasrikaal..

Gurdas maan deleted the group...............
.babbu maan ne att krti.......

Monday, March 30, 2015

Har Jalte Deepak Tale Andhera Hota Hai



Har jalte deepak tale andhera hota hai,
Har raat ke peeche ek savera hota hai,
lok dar jaate hain musibat ko dekh kar,
har musibat ke peeche sach ka savera hota hai..

Wo Bole Mehfil Mein

Ae Khuda tu Apna Jalwa Dikha De






Sr. Manager to Jr. Manager

Sr. Manager to Jr. Manager

Sr. Manager to Jr. Manager : Tumhe aaj late evening tak kam karna padega!

Jr Manager : kya hai sahab raat ko mere dhande ka time hota hai.

Sr Manager : kya matlab ?

Jr. Manager : Sir raat ko Auto chalata hu...
itni salary me ghar kahan chalta hai

Sr. Manager : Bas kar pagle rulayega kya. !!
kabhi raat ko biwi bachon ko le ke aana meri pav-bhaji ki dukan pe!

(Dedicated to all employees who are waiting for appraisal)

Friday, March 27, 2015

Thursday, March 26, 2015

Monday, March 23, 2015

ABCD Aati Hai Kya

ABCD Aati Hai Kya

A B C D aati hai kya.....?????
Agar aati bhi hogi to aisi nahi aati hogi.....
kyon ki esi aaj tak aapko kisi ne nahi sikhai hogi.
A=Ambe
B=Bhawani
C=Chamunda
D=Durga
E=Ekrupi
F=Farsadharni
G=Gayatri
H=Hinglaaj
I=Indrani
J=Jagdamba
K=Kali
L=Laxmi
M=Mahamaya
N=Narayani
O=Omkarini
P=Padma
Q=Qatyayani
R=Ratnapriya
S=Shitla
T=Tripura Sundari
U=Uma
V=Vaishnavi
W=Warahi
Y=Yati
Z=Zyvana

ABCD padhte jao..
JAY MATA DI kahte jao...!!!
I hope i am the first one to wish... !!HaPpY NaVraTri In AdVanCe..

Na Angrezan Diyan Bediyaan

Na Angrezan Diyan Bediyaan

Na Angrezaan diyan bediyaan, na waqt di
zanjeer,
Bhagat Singh di soch nu kattan wali,
nahi bani koi shamsheer.
Shaheedan Di Qaum wakhri hundi.
Oh marr ke wi A-marr ho jaandey ne.
On the death anniversary of Shaheed
Bhagat Singh, Rajguru and Sukhdev, I
urge the youth of Punjab to keep
alive Bhagat Singh's thoughts about
justice for all and building the nation
selflessly.
Say No to Drug

Friday, March 20, 2015

Thursday, March 19, 2015

Sunny Leone To Sabzi Wala

Sunny Leone To Sabzi Wala

Sunny leone : Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 faayde hon !

Sabzi wala: Ye Lo madam Gajar !!
.
1: Pasand aaye to Aloo Matar ke saath paka lena... Warna ..
.
2: Juice bana ke pe sakti ho... Nahi to ..
.
3: Salad bana sakti ho... Ye bhi na karo to ..
4: Gaajar ka halwa bana lena... Nahi to ..
.
5: Chinese noodles mein daal lena... Aisa bhi nahi to phir ..
.
6: Murabba bana sakte ho... Ye bhi na ho to ..
.
7: Achaar bana lena !!

Bhai !!! Jo tu dhoond raha hai wo nahi milega...
Post dekh kis Sanskaari aadmi ne bheji hai!!!

Monday, March 16, 2015

Girl To Father

Girl To Father

Girl: I m having heart surgery today.

Boy: I know !

Girl: I love u !

Boy: I love u more, much more !???

Aftr surgery,
she wakes up n sees only her Father besides her..
Girl: where is he ?

Father: u dont know who gave u the heart ?

Girl: what?? ? (starts crying) ?

Father: ha ha..
are mazak kar rha hu....
wo Potty karne Gaya Hai!

Jaruri nai har jagah emotion ho...
kabhi kabhi loose motion bhi hote hian.

Sunday, March 15, 2015

Saturday, March 14, 2015

Friday, March 13, 2015

Comparing WC Teams With Academic Performance

Comparing WC Teams With Academic Performance

Comparing WC teams with Academic Performance

India == A unpredictable student who either tops or fails miserably and has a rich daddy. Even if he fails the mother covers up by saying ‘Atleast he has better marks than his other classmate called Pakistan’

South Africa == A student who tops in units and semesters, but fails in the final exams

Pakistan == A student who has the potential of being a topper but spends most of his time fighting and even beating other schoolmates. Either blames the teacher, paper quality of the exam paper, or fellow classmate (India) for his non-performance

West Indies == A student who was a topper till 5th grade but currently fails in every exams. Has a tendency of not preparing for the final exams and also leaving midway from the examination hall

New Zealand == A student who always scores a distinction but never tops the class

Australia == A student who is always a topper and the biggest bully of the school

Sri Lanka == A student who suddenly became a potential topper after 5th grade

England == A rare case where the teacher is still a student who has never cleared a final exam.

Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Monday, March 9, 2015

Interviewer To Man

Interviewer To Man

A man was being interviewed for a post of a commando in Army!

Interviewer: We want a person with suspicious mind, always alert, merciless, ready to attack, acute sense of hearing, detective ability and most importantly having a killer instinct! So do you think you are eligible?

Man: Sir....  Can my wife apply?

Sunday, March 8, 2015

Why You Should Collet That 1 Rupee

Why You Should Collet That 1 Rupee

Why you should collect that 1 rupee change from the supermarket.

Suppose 500 people visit bigbazaar daily. No one collects change.
500×1= rs500.
For 365 days, 500×365 = rs 1,82,500
This is from ONE bigbazaar MARKET.

There are 1500 bigbazaar markets in the country.
rs 1,82,500×1500 = rs 273,750,000

27 crore per year.
& the worst part about this is, IT'S NOT EVEN TAXABLE because the bill doesn't count the one rupee, remember?
Now you know why they always put price tags like 49/- 99/- 999/- only?
Please forward this information.

Sardaro Pe Joke Sunte Ho

Sardaro Pe Joke Sunte Ho

Sardaro pe joke sunte ho ab ye padho....
1⃣Ek sardar hua hai is duniya main uska naam hai sardar HARI SINGH NALWA,  Iss ki murti baraak obama  apni seat ke peche lagana chahta hai
Pucho kyo

Kyon ki woh kehta hai yehi mard surma maa
ne paida kiya hai jisne aaj tak Afghanistan main raj kiya hai

2⃣Chal ek aur

Do sardar train ke niche aa gaye isliye nahin ke  shatabdi platform pe aa rahi thi

Balki lsliye ki train rokni zaroori thi

Kyonki angrej freedom fighters ko bandi banakar le ja rahe the

3⃣Chal ek aur

Pakistan ke army ke bhootpurv general ka bayan 65 aur 71 ki jung
Hum sardaron ki vajah se hare

4⃣Chal ek aur

Pakistan ke general ka kehna h agar Pakistan aur Hindustan ki border ke bich agar Punjab na hota......

Toh Hindustan ko Pakistan banne main do ghante lagenge Kyonki aaj bhi Pakistan sardaron se darta hai

5⃣Chal ek aur
 
World me ginti sirf 2% h aur sabi jagah milte h sardar ,India ke 50 % se jyada garibo ka pet Gurudware ke langar(khana) se bharta he...

Proud to be a sikh...

Share karo agar sehmat ho to.
Sir : Saare jokes Sardaro par kyu
bante hain..??
.
.
A sikh student : "Jab desh kamzor
tha to usse apni Bahu-Betiyon ko
Mughalon se bachane ke liye SIKHON
ki zarurat thi.
.
SIKHON ne Raksha ki (Izzat
Bachaayi)
.
.
Fir Azaadi mein SIKHON ki zarurat
thi,
SIKHON ne apne yog mein 86%
kurbaniaan di or fir Aazadi Mili
.
.
Fir Desh ko bhookh lagi, SIKHON ne
Gehu ugaya aur 90% Anaaj diya
(Bhookh Miti)
.
.
.
Ab desh hasna chahta hai toh
90% jokes bhi Sardaron par.
.
.
.
.
Yaani Sardar hain toh IZZAT hai,
.
.
Sardar hain toh SURAKSHA hai,
.
.
Sardar hain toh KHANA hai,
.
aur
.
.
Sardar hain toh HANSI hai,
aur
.
yeh sardar hain to hamare gharon mein
pooja hoti hai.
.
.
Yeh sardar hain tabhi hamare border
par suraksha hoti hai
.
Yeh sardar hain to zindagi asaan hai.
.
Ye Sardar Desh ki Shaan hain.

Lo aaj suno kaun hote hain SARDAR?

Jisne unch-neech ka fark mitaya-
SRI GURU NANAK DEV JI,
the SARDAR;

jisne Hind ke liye sir katwaya- SRI GURU TEG BAHADUR JI
the SARDAR,

Jisne dharm ke liye pariwar gawaaya- SRI GURU GOBIND SINGH JI
the SARDAR;

Garam tave mein baith ke apne prano ko diya war-
SRI GURU ARJAN DEV JI
the SARDAR,

Desh ke liye phaansi ko gale lagaya- BHAGAT SINGH
the SARDAR,

Jaaliyawale baag golikand ke hatyare Dayer ko jisne london ja kar diya maar-
UDHAM SINGH the SARDAR,

Inke sir sehra Shahidi ka aur gale kurbani ka haar;

yeh hote hain "SARDAR"
buuuuurrrrrrraaaaaaaaa eanna forward karo ke har eak nu pata chal jave sardar kon ha .

America da jhanda America jhoolda hai, Pakistan da jhanda Pakistan jhoolda hai, India da jhanda India jhoolda hai, Par GURU GOBIND SINGH JI da NISHAN SAHIB sari duniyan which jhoolda hai. Eh sms Sachkhand Takhat Sri Hazur Sahib to chaleya hai te usdi kirpa naal tuhaade kol aaya hai, Tusi vi is nu agge bhejo ji Taan ke Sikhaan di unity da ek vakhra nazara hove.