Saturday, February 28, 2015

Friday, February 27, 2015

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Boy To Dost

Boy To Dost

Boy: Aaj mere dil ka operation hai...
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Dost : Pata hai yaar darta Q hai main hu na...
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Boy: I love u...
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Dost: Main bhi bahut pyar karta hu tujh se,,,
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Operation ke baad jab ladke ko hosh aaya
to sirf uska baap khada tha...
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Boy: Wo kahan hai?
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Father: Tumhe nahi pata tumhain dil kis ne diya?
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Boy: what!
Aur
Zor Zor se rone laga,
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tab Dil se awaz aayi...
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''Ro mat mere yaar main to tere sine Mein hamesha ke liye zinda hoon!''

Ye msg sirf un dosto ko send karo jin ko aap kabhi bhi khona nahi chahte...

maine to kar diya agar mujhe bhi nahi khona chahte to phir mujhe bhi send karna
meri life ka sab se best msg hoga.....

I love my friend....

Friday, February 20, 2015

Thursday, February 19, 2015

Awesome One

Awesome One

Awesome one

INSTALLING HUSBAND

A Woman writes to the IT Technical Support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I Upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a Distinct Slowdown in the overall System Performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery Applications, which Operated Flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 Uninstalled another Valuable Program, Romance 9.5 and then Installed undesirable Programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1

What can I do ?

Reply:-

Dear Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter Command: "ithoughtyoulovedme.html" and try to Download Tears 6.2. Then it will automatically run the Applications Jewellery 3.0 and Flowers 3.5

However, remember, Overuse of the above Application can cause Husband 1.0 to Default to Silence 3.5 or Beer 6.1.

Also DO NOT disturb the original Package of Husband 1.0.... Otherwise new Virus Girlfriend 2.5 will automatically be Downloaded into your System.

So be careful. In addition, please do not attempt to Re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 Program. These are Unsupported Applications and will Crash Husband 1.0.

We recommend: Cooking 5.0 and Cute Looks 7.7

Good Luck Madam

Friday, February 13, 2015

Happy Valentine Week To All

happy valentines day

Happy valentine week to All

What is love?

Love is when my mom kisses me and says mera bachha lakhon me ek hai...

Love is when you come back from work and dad says 'arey beta! aaj bohot der ho gai

Love is when ur bhabhi says ' tere liye rishta aaya hai, koi aur pasand ho to bata dena'

Love is when ur brother says' tu tension na le, main hu na tere saath

Love is when you r Moodless and your sis says ' chal kahi ghoom kay aatein hai

Love is when your best friend hugs u and says' tere bagair mazaa nahi aata yaar....

These all are best moments of love.....don't miss them in life.

Love is not only having a bf or gf.

Love you all who have been a special part of my life.

Wife on Valentine Day

May Your Heart be Happy

Thursday, February 12, 2015

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Ek Kanjus Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Msg Kiya

happy valentines day wishes

Ek kanjus ne apni girlfriend ko msg kiya

7th February

Me tumhe rose nahi dunga kyu ki tum khud ek gulab ka phool ho

8th February

Me tumhe propose nahi karuga kyoki samajdar ko ishara hi kafi hota hai

9th February

Me tumhe chocolate nahi dunga kyoki mein nahi chahta k tumhe diabetes ho Jay

10th February

Me tumhe teddy nahi dunga kyoki mein nahi chahta k tum apni pyaari javani mein se apne guzre huve bachpan me jao

11th February

Me tumhe Koi promise nahi karuga kyoki promise to use karte hain jise Hamare pe bharosa Na ho

12th February

Me tumhe hug nahi karuga kyoki hug to use dena padta hai jo life mein akela ho

13th February

Me tumhe kiss bhi nahi karuga kyoki mein nahi chahta k tumhari aankhe kabhi bhi bandh ho

14th February

Me kabhi tuje valentine nahi manta kyoki manane ki jarurat to use hoti hai jo samajdar nahi hote

Boys rock girls shocked..

Happy Valentine Week to All

Wife on Valentine Day
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Thursday, February 5, 2015

Pagal To Doctor

Pagal To Doctor
Doctor pagal se- ye kya hai?
Pagal- Ye maine 500 panno ki kitab likhi hai..
Doctor- Tumne 500 panno pe kya likha?
Pagal: 1st page pe likha hai 1 raja🏇ghode par baith ke  jungal ki taraf chala,
Aur akhri page pe likha ke woh raja🏇
jungle pahuch gaya..
Doctor- Toh Kaminey!
Bich ke 498 panno pe kya likha?
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Pagal-
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdiktigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik...

Doctor :
Teri ye kahani padhega kaun?
Pagal : WhatsApp par upload kar dunga, pagaloo ki kami nahi hai duniya mein ..

Ek toh padh raha hai abi.... 
or kuch der ke baad inke dost v phad lenge........

Monday, February 2, 2015

Life is a Visiting Card

Life is a Visiting Card

Life is a Visiting Card,
Wife is a Memory Card,
pati  is  A T M  card
girl  friend is a  Debit  card
padosan  is  a  greeting  card
saali  is  a  Recharge  card
Mother  father  is  Pan  card
saala  is  a  " FARZI   CARD "
child  is  a   Identity  card
But Friends R "AADHAR" Card
Har jagah pe Kaam Aayege.

Sunday, February 1, 2015

Doli Mein Bithaya Baabul ne Beti Ko

Doli Mein Bithaya Baabul ne Beti Ko

Doli me bithaya baabul ne beti ko..
Doli 50 kadam chali aur dulhan bhagti hui wapis aayi.
Sab hairaan pareshan.,
seedhi apne room ki aur bhagi. ,
maa peechey peechey ..
Maa ne poochha .
Beti kya hua.
Is tarah wapis lautna ashub hota hai........
dulhan boli. : aapko shubh ashubh ki padi hai.................

Yahan mera phone  ka charger reh gya tha.