Thursday, April 30, 2015

Psychological Facts

Psychological Facts

Couples who spend at least 10 minutes a day laughing together are more likely to have a stronger relationship.

Any friendship that exceeds the 7 yr mark is more likely to last an entire lifetime.

You can judge a lot about a person's character by what they laugh at.

A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talked to each other instead of talking about each other.

Kids who play video games tend to have better hand-eye coordination, a better memory, and better problem solving skills.

A person is more likely to use " K " in a text message when they have no interest in talking to you.

75% of women ask questions in which they already know the answer to. This is why it's best to simply tell her the truth.

Everyone has a song in their playlist which they always skip, but never delete.

People who talk to themselves are more likely to have a high I.Q.

If you chew gum when you study a subject and then chew the same flavor when you the take the test it can help you remember.

Your body is actually designed to get 4 hours of sleep twice per day instead of 8 hours once!

Over thinking can cause physical and mental fatigue, it may also lead to chronic depression.

Ironically, sometimes the people who don't talk to you are the one's who really want to.

Psychology says, the best things in life are usually found when you are not looking for them.

According to old myths, the inability to fall asleep at night means you're awake in someone's dream

Smiles have been proven to be more attractive on a woman's face than makeup.

Lack of sleep makes it difficult to control emotions which is why people are more likely to cry or laugh uncontrollably at night.

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Monday, April 27, 2015

Saturday, April 25, 2015

Friday, April 24, 2015

CEO of Audi While Justifying

CEO of Audi While Justifying

CEO of Audi while justifying its high cost: "We have 12 airbags, safety controls, safety censors, safety parking assistance, safe..."

Man: "We have Durga Ma and Babaji on the dashboard, hanuman ji on rear view mirror, Nimbu Mirch on bumper and Maa di Lal Chunni around the rear view mirror...
Don't worry about our safety...Tu price kam kar "

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Sunday, April 19, 2015

Welcome to The 21st Century

Welcome to The 21st Century

Our Phones ~  Wireless

Cooking ~  Fireless

Cars ~   Keyless

Food ~  Fatless

Tyres ~   Tubeless

Dress ~   Sleeveless

Youth ~  Jobless

Leaders ~    Shameless

Relationships ~  Meaningless

Attitude ~  Careless

Feelings ~   Heartless

Education ~  Valueless

Mobile Aya
Camera  Khatam

Mobile Aya
Wrist Watch Khatam

Mobile Aya
Torch Khatam

Mobile Aya
Radio Khatam

Mobile Aya
MP3 Khatam

Mobile Aya
Letters Khatam

Mobile Aya
Calculator Khatam

Mobile Aya
Computer  Khatam

Mobile Aya
Sakoon Khatam

Ek dum latest ..
j Badalti Duniya Ka asa.

Friday, April 17, 2015

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

When Flood Comes

When Flood Comes

When flood comes, fish eats ants and when flood recedes, ants eat fish. Only time matters. Just hold on. God gives opportunity to every one.

In a theatre when drama plays, you opt for front seats. When film is screened, you opt for rear seats. Your position in life is only relative. Not absolute.

For making soap, oil is required. But to clean oil, soap is required. This is the irony of life.

Every problem has (N+1) solutions: where N is the number of solutions that you have tried and 1 is that you have not tried.

When you are in problem, don't think it's the End. It is only a Bend in life.

Only two category of people are happy in life - the Mad and the Child. Be Mad to achieve a goal. Be a Child to enjoy what you achieved.

There is no Escalator to success.  Only Steps!!

Saturday, April 11, 2015

Friday, April 10, 2015

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

A New Poem Launched

A New Poem Launched

A new poem launched for all businessmen in Books from 2015
Jony Jony ......... Yes Papa !
Doing Business.....Yes Papa
Lot of Tension......Yes Papa
Too Much Work....Yes Papa
Family Life........No Papa
BP, Sugar........High Papa
Margin in Business...Joke Papa
Balance sheet......Low Papa
Personal life.....lost Papa
Profit in Business....Ha! Ha! Ha!

Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Saturday, April 4, 2015

Tips For Women Who Love to Cook

Tips For Women Who Love to Cook

Tips for women who love to cook!
: 1)while seasoning if you put few drops of whiskey the oil doesn't burn
2)while kneading dough put a few drops of beer  and the chapatis will be golden brown
3)if you add a few drops of vodka in paneer it will not spoil in summer time
4) while making kadhi if you add a few drops of brandy the buttermilk will not be sour and kadhi will taste sweet
5)putting red wine in rasam will enhance the taste

If you can't manage the above pour 2 pegs in your husband's stomach-- then it doesn't matter how the food tastes!!

Friday, April 3, 2015

Superb Story Must Read

Superb Story Must Read

A King had a male servant who, in all circumstances always said to My king, do not be discouraged because everything God does is perfect, no mistakes.

One day, they went hunting and a wild animal attacked the king, the servant managed to kill the animal but couldn't prevent his majesty from losing a finger.

Furious and without showing gratitude, the King said; if God was good, I would not have been attacked and lost one finger.

The servant replied 'despite all these things, I can only tell you that God is good and everything He does is perfect, He is never wrong'.

Outraged by the response, the king ordered the arrest of his servant.

While being taken to prison, he told the king again, God is Good & Perfect.
Another day, the king left alone for another hunt and was captured by savages who use human beings for sacrifice.

On the altar, the savages found out that the king didn't have one finger in place, he was released because he was considered not "complete" to be offered to the Gods

On his return to the palace, he ordered the release of his servant and said;
My friend, God was really good to me. I was almost killed but for lack of a single finger. I was let go.

But I have a question; If God is so good, why did He allow me to put you in prison?

His servant replied; My king, if I had not been put in prison, I would have gone with you, and would have been sacrificed, because I have no missing finger.

Everything God does is perfect, He is never wrong.

Often we complain about life, and the negative thinking in us kills the positivity in think positive and trust God at every moment....

God knows why he choose you to read this message today, please bless someone with it by sharing it.
God is good and perfect!!

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Music Singers Whatsapp Group

Music Singers Whatsapp Group

Siraaaaaa hi krta Music Singers's Whatsapp Group

Gurdas maan--ki haal chaal aa pyaareyo. ...

Jazzy b--kaim babeyo tusi daso......

Gurdas maan--chardikala ki kri jane o,,baki kitheaa???......

Gippy grewal--bs baabeyo firing kri jane a......

Jazzy b- oh kyun.

Gippy grewal--bs tohnu pta e a aji..mitra nu shonk hathyera da,,..

Babbu maan- hmmmm ........

gippy grewal left group.....

Jazzy b--lay eh kyun leave krgeya.......

Babbu maan--kyunki ehi shonk mitraa nu v aa......

Jazzy b left group.

Gurdas maan-khantiya yar tu dehshat paa k bande bhajayi jana......

Babbu maan--haha na babbeyo........

Bunty bains-- ssa gurdas maan.......

Babbu maan--jwak v net chlon lag paye ......

bunty bains left group..

Gurdas maan-Ik hor bhajata yar tu hahaha.........

Kanwar grewal-- ah bhen yaaloo............

*kanwar grewal removed from group

*Diljit dosanjh--maan sahab ssa.........

Bhagwant maan--kyun baadla di gurki to darrii jndeene........

Diljit..dosanjh left group...

Babbu maan-HAHAHAHA

Gurdas mann-babbu yr koi ladki hai ta das wdia gaun wali... Nwa gana krna......

Miss pooja-mann saab ssa mere bare ki khayal aa.....

Gurdas maan - bibi yad rakh saag ch kde aalu ni painda.........Miss pooja -

babbu maan- maan saab mai v lab reha koi wdia gaun aali kudi mai v krna ek gana

Miss pooja -maan saab mai free aa

Babbu maan - bibi je aalu saag ch ni painda ta painda bakre ch v ni

miss pooja left group

Baabu chandigarhia--cha da cup pyade...

*baabu chandigarhia removedfrom group*

Gurdas maan--eh pta ni kidro add hogeya c..

Babbu maan--eda de bin bulaye viaha ch war jndea,,ayen e whatsappa de groupch war jnde hone..

Gurdas maan--hahahah.

Yo yo honey singh--paji mere ganech gaddi dekhi tusi ?

BoHEMIA--maar dene galan wadian videos ch rent aliii gaddian,,

Babbu maan--oh kabbad chki firda sala gaddi da,

yo yo honey singh Left group

Satwinder bitti--ssa

gurdas maan-fateh ji

Babbu maan- la la la laaasatwinder bitti left group

Gurdas maan--nahi talda khant shikari. Babbumaan--

Harbhajan mann-- kiven o

Babbu maan-- oye tasali teri hashar nal ni hoi.......

harbhajan mann left group

Gurdas maan--saare darate oyehun ta delete e krna paina group.

.Babbu maan--haha chnga ji sasrikaal..

Gurdas maan deleted the group...............
.babbu maan ne att krti.......