Sunday, May 31, 2015

Ek Room Mein 5 Dost Rehte The

Ek Room Mein 5 Dost Rehte The

Ek Room mein 5 dost rehte the.
1. Pagal
2. Fudu
3. Dimag
4. Koi Nahi
5. Kisi

Ek Din Koi Nahi ne Kisi Ko Mar Diya.

us waqt Dimag Bathroom mein tha

Pagal Ne Police Ko call kiya.
Hello Police Koi Nahi ne Kisi Ka Qatal Kar diya Hai.

Police: Oye Kiya Tum Pagal Ho?
Pagal: G Mein Pagal Hu.
Police: Tere Paas Dimag Nahi Hai?

Pagl: G Dimag toh Bathroom Mein Hai...

Police: O Fudu

Pagl: Nahi G Main toh Pagal Hu. Fudu to msg padh raha hai...

Hahahaha
2015 ki top class beizzati
Hanso mat mere saath bhi aisa hua hai jaldi forward karo
Warna ye message aam ho jayega......

Saturday, May 30, 2015

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

If Hollywood Movies Were Made in Punjabi

If Hollywood Movies Were Made in Punjabi

If Hollywood Movies Were Made In Punjabi.

Names Would’ve Been
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Jurassic Park: “Dinosaur Da Raula”
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Spiderman:“Jaale Sardara De”
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Superman: “Hawayi Jatt”
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Terminator: “Lohe Da Jatt, Kadd De Watt”
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Charlie’s Angels: “Jattiyan Kamaal Kardiyaan”
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Rocky: “Mukka Jatt Da”
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Baby’s Day Out: “Sardara Da Kaka,Paave Syaapa"

Monday, May 25, 2015

Pakka Engineer

Pakka Engineer

External examiner: to an engineering student :
Why does a capacitor stops DC but allows AC to pass through?

Student : Sir, capacitor is like this
---| |---
DC comes straight like this
------
& the capacitor stops it.
But AC Goes UP-DOWN-UP-DOWN like this
   . --- .
.'          '.
----||-------||----.
              '.          .'
                ' --- '
and jumps over the capacitor!

External Examiner : After 30 years of experience.. today I understood the concept of capacitor.

Pakka Engineer

Pakka Engineer

External examiner: to an engineering student :
Why does a capacitor stops DC but allows AC to pass through?

Student : Sir, capacitor is like this
---| |---
DC comes straight like this
------
& the capacitor stops it.
But AC Goes UP-DOWN-UP-DOWN like this
   . --- .
.'          '.
----||-------||----.
              '.          .'
                ' --- '
and jumps over the capacitor!

External Examiner : After 30 years of experience.. today I understood the concept of capacitor.

Sunday, May 24, 2015

One Day During an Evening Class

One Day During an Evening Class

One day, during an evening class for adults, the psychology Teacher entered the class and told students, “Let’s all play a game!” “ What Game?”
The Teacher asked one of the students to volunteer.

A lady, Aliza came forward.

The Teacher asked her to write 30 names of most important people in her life on blackboard.

Aliza wrote names of her family members, relatives, friends, her colleagues and her neighbors.

The Teacher told her to erase 3 names that Aliza considered most unimportant.
Aliza erased names of her colleagues.
The Teacher again told her to delete 5 more names. Aliza erased her neighbor's names.

This went on until there were just four names left on the blackboard. These were names of her mother, father, husband and the only son...

The entire class became silent  realizing that this wasn’t a game anymore for Aliza alone.

Now, The Teacher told her to delete two more names.

It was a very difficult choice for Aliza.
She unwillingly deleted her parents names.

“Please delete one more” said the Teacher.

Aliza became very nervous and with trembling hands and rears in eyes she deleted her son’s name. Aliza cried  painfully...

The Teacher told Aliza to take her seat.
After a while Teacher asked "why your husband?? The parents are the ones that nurtured you, and the son is the one you gave birth to ??? And you can always find another husband !!!"

Total silence in the class.
Everyone was curious to know her response.

Aliza calmly and slowly said, “One day my parents will pass away before me.
My son may also leave me when he grows old, for his studies or business or whatever reason. The only one who will truly share his entire life with me, is my Husband”.

All the students stood up and applauded for her for sharing this truth of life.

This is true. So always value your life partner, it's not only for husbands but wives as well.
God has united these two souls and it's on you now to nurture this relationship above all.

Friday, May 22, 2015

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Do we Know Actual Full Form of Some Words

Do we Know Actual Full Form of Some Words

️Do we know actual full form of some words?

News paper = North East West South past and present events report.

Chess = Chariot, Horse, Elephant, Soldiers.

Cold = Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease.

Joke = Joy of Kids Entertainment.

Aim = Ambition in Mind.

Date = Day and Time Evolution.
Eat = Energy and Taste.

Tea = Taste and Energy Admitted.

Pen = Power Enriched in Nib.

Smile = Sweet Memories in Lips Expression.

Bye = Be with you Everytime.

Share these meanings as majority of us don't know...

Monday, May 18, 2015

Gabbar Was a Management Guru

Gabbar Was a Management Guru

GABBAR was a MANAGEMENT GURU as is reflected in some of the timeless Dialogues (read Management Lessons) he delivered throug the movie SHOLAY :-

1. "Jo darr gaya samjho mar gaya" -Courage and Enterprise are important factors for laying the successful foundation of a growth oriented Business

2."Kitne admi the" - Its important to know the competition and its size ..he understood that even a small team can make a difference

3."Arey o Sambha kitna inam rakhe hai sarkar hum par" - Promoting one's own brand is very important and to be reiterated always

4."6 goli, aur aadmi 3" - Creates an illusion where his insurbodinates had a chance of survival but kills them in the next scene ...Moral : perform or perish

5. "Le ab goli kha"- Sometimes in the interest of the organisation u have to take hard and unpopular decisions .... So sometimes a leader has to 'fire' some employees

6."Jab tak tere pair chalenge uski saans chalegi” - Classic carrot and stick approach ..."tere pair ruke toh yeh bandook chalegi" !!

7 ."Yeh ramgadh waale apni betiyon ko kaunsi chakki ka aata khilate hai re" -Market research is important to understand value propositions !!

8."Yeh hath mujhey dedey thakur" - Identify elements of threats in the market and take measures to minimise them

9."Holi kab hai, kab hai Holi" - Conduct advance mapping of key events within the industry and devise penetration strategy to have a competitive edge over your rivals

10."Suar ke bachchoonn!" - Verbal warning for non- performers!

Saturday, May 16, 2015

Friday, May 15, 2015

Is it a Coincidence

inspirational shayari

Is it a Coincidence???
China Earthquake
26th July 1976
Gujrat Earthquake
26 January 2001
Tsunami in Indian Ocean
26th Dec 2004
Mumbai attack 26/11
26th November 2008
Taiwan earthquake
26th July 2010
Japan Earthquake
26th February 2010
Now Nepal earthquake
26th April 2015.
Why is it Always "26" ?
Is it a mere Coincidence or A Timely Reminder From God..Need to Think on it Seriously!!!
The Rhodes earthquake 26 June 1926
North America earthquake 26 Jan 1700
Yugoslavia earthquake 26 July 1963
Merapi volcanic eruption 26 Oct 2010
Bam , Iran earthquake 26
Dec 2003 ( 60,000 dead )
Sabah Tidal waves 26 Dec
1996 ( 1,000 dead )
Turkey earthquke 26 Dec
1939 ( 41,000 dead )
Kansu , China earthquake 26 Dec 1932 ( 70,000 dead )
Portugal earthquake 26 Jan 1951 ( 30,000 dead )
Krakatau volcanic eruption 26 Aug 1883 ( 36,000 dead )
Aceh Tsunami 26 Dec 2004
Tasik earthquake 26
June 2010
China Earthquake 26 July 1976
Taiwan earthquake 26 July 2010
Japan Earthquake 26 feb 2010
Mentawai Tsunami 26 October 2010
Gujarat Earthquake 26 Jan 2001
China Earthquake 26 July 1976
Taiwan earthquake 26 July 2010
Japan Earthquake 26 feb 2010
Mumbai attack 26/11
Mumbai floods 26 July 2005
Now Nepal earthquake 26 April 2015..!!
Why is it Always "26" ?
Is it just a Coincidence?
This news is Amazing! And scary too!

One Nation One Vision 

Kyon Marte Ho Yaaro

Azad Bharat Ke Nikamo
 

 

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Saturday, May 9, 2015

Friday, May 8, 2015

56 Girls Died Because of Using Whisper

56 Girls Died Because of Using Whisper

56 girls died because of using whisper, stayfree,
etc. One Single pad for the whole day b'coz of the
chemical used in Ultra Napkins... which converts
liquid into gel...it causes cancer in bladder &
uterus. so plz try to use cotton made pads and if
you are using ultra pads, Plz change that with in 5
hours, per day, atleast. If the time is prolonged the
blood becomes green & the fungus formed gets
inside the uterus & body.
plz don't feel shy to fwd this msg to all girls and
even boys so that they can share with their wives n
friends, whom they care for.
-AIIMS
Kick off "Breast Cancer".
Nurse ur baby.
Wash ur bra daily.
Avoid black bra in summer
Do not wear a bra while sleeping.
Do not wear an under wire bra very often.
Always cover ur chest completely by ur dupatta or
scarf when u are under the sun.
Use a Deodrant not an anti perspirant.
This is a public service msg from Tata Cancer
Hospital.
Pass it 2 all the ladies you care for without
hesitating. Awareness is important
I care for you. Forward to other girls u know..
Attention grls,Dont take head bath in first3 days of
periods,its dangerous
Its medicaly proven dt,80% females die during
delivery due to swelling in uterus walls caused bcz
of bathng in d early days of ur menstrual cycle.
plzz dnt hesitate to inform othr femals fwd to evry
grl on ur list..!!.....
I'll start wth u:)....Dear God, the sweet girl reading
this, is kind and I'm proud of her. Pls help her live
life to the fullest and bless her in her chosen field!
Now you're on the clock. In 9 mins something will
make u happy. Pls share this prayer with 9 girls u love.

Thursday, May 7, 2015

Salman Khan Convicted

Salman Khan Convicted

‪‎Salman Khan Convicted‬. Pin drop silence in the court:

Salman: Sir ek baar suno to sahi?

Judge: Ek bar joh maine commitment kar di ... uske baad toh main khud ki bhi nahi sunta

Salman: Sir mai begunaah hoon

Judge: Ye tumhi kahte the naa, Sharab aur khoon main apni marzi se peeta hoon ..

Salman: Sir ab main kya karu?

Judge: Swagat nahi karoge aap hamara?

Salman: Sir mujhe kya pata wahan Aadmi so rahe the?

Judge: Aam aadmi sota hua sher hai ... jaag gaya toh cheer phaad dega

Salman: Sir aap cheez kya ho?

Judge: Mere bare mein itna mat sochna ... dil mein aata hoon ... samajh mein nahi

Salman: Okkkaay? Matlab final hai aapka faisla?

Judge: Main request nahi karta ... ek hi baar bolta hoon ... aur full and final ho jaata hai

Salman stares at the judge

Judge: Agar tum mujhe yun hi dekhti rahi ... toh tumhe mujhse pyar ho jayega

Salman: Sir mai life me koi nayi excitement nahi chahta

Judge: Woh jeena bhi koi jeena hai jis mein kick na ho

Salman: Don’t you think you are overestimating yourself?

Judge: Zindagi mein teen cheez kabhi underestimate nahi karna ... I, Me and Myself!

Salman stops speaking and waves at his fans.

Wahin door Yerawada Jail mein:

Sanjay Dutt: Badtameez, chaddar ki kameez, lohe ka pajama, bandar tera mama, arre billi teri mausi, kutta tera yaar, aam ka achaar ... aaja mere yaar!

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Bhagwan Ne Mujhse Kaha

Bhagwan Ne Mujhse Kaha

Bhagwan ne mujse kaha ki

Tu apna 1 accha dost chhod de main tujhe "iPhone" dunga..

2 ko chhod de to  "Rolex" ki ghadi dunga..

5 ko chhod de "25 lakh Rupaiya" dunga..

Aur

Sabhi dosto ko chhod de to "Ferrari" dunga..

Maine Bhagwan ko dekha aur kaha ki,

He Bhagwan..!!!

Ye dost wo he jinhone meri har khushi har gam me sath diya..

Mere bachpan se lekar aaj tak mere sath rahe..

Kabhi main roya to apne hatho se mere ansu pochhe..

Ek glass pani bhi piya to bhi mere sath share kiya..

Meri ek awaz par daude chale aye..

KHAIR......Koi baat nahin

....... kaunsa Colour hai Ferrari ka ?

Sunday, May 3, 2015

Saturday, May 2, 2015

Sardar Joke

Sardar Joke

Santa :- do you know nepal is destroyed due to earthquake?
Banta :- yes, Langar for 1 lakh people from golden temple
Langar from 25000 people from delhi sikhs gurudwara management committee
Langar from small gurdwaras of haryana and punjab.
Relief teams of world known humanitarian khalsa aid & other sikh organisations have been sent.

But no hindutvawadi organization came to serve their own community in a Hindu Rashtra (Nepal)

Now share this sardar joke.