Tuesday, June 30, 2015

At Cinema and Market

At cinema:
How much for popcorns?
250 only ma'am.
Cool. Two buckets.

At market:
Dhaniya kaisa diya?
₹20 madam.
LOOT MACHA RAKHI HAI TUMNE.

Monday, June 29, 2015

Punjabian Da Dil

Punjabian da Dil......naram ...... Ice cream wargaa....
Punjabian di Jubaan.... Meethi..... Jalebi wargi.....
Punjabian da gussa..... Garam..... Paronthe warga.
Punjabian da saath..... Chatpatta... Chaat warga.
Punjabian da confidence... Kadak amritsari papad warga......
Punjabian da subhaaw.... Milansar.... Rajma chawal wargaa......
Moral........,..                   
Punjabian De Naal Rehoge To Bhukhe Kadi Nahi Revoge.....                    
Sirf aish karoge::::::::��
Dedicated to all my punjabi friends.            PUNJABIssss ROCK!!!!'

Thursday, June 25, 2015

Hasna Manna Hai

Agar hase to aap har gayee...ok...ready hai aap...to suniiyee...

Maan lo aap bus me safar kar rahe ho.
Aapke pet me jabardast gas ban gayi hai.
inteffak se gaana jhor se baj raha hai.

Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue aapne bhi bade smartly tarike se gaane ki dhun me dhun milate hue gas release kr di taki kisi Ko bhi PTA na chale.

Bt Jab aap utarne lage to aapne dekha sab aapko ghoor rahe hain

Aur
Achaanak aapko yaad aaya ki

Gaana to aapne Headphone par Chalaya tha..!

Hanso mat, market mein naya hai.

I know aap har gae ho..

Monday, June 22, 2015

Job in Airtel

JOB in Airtel.
Send ur resume to careers@airtel.in

Last Date:
30th June 2015.

Location:Mumbai.

Salary: 95,000/- per month.

Job Description:
To sit on Airtel tower
& stop IDEA signals!
First preference IIN Students

Husband and Wife

Husband and wife
mein kisi baat par jhagra ho gaya,
husband wife se baat nahi kar raha tha.
.
Wife: Ab main 10 tak ginti ginon gi,
agar tum na bole to main zehar kha loon gi

1.. bolo
Husband khamosh

2.. bolo na plz
Husband khamosh

Wife: Bolo na plz
Wife rona start..

Husband : Ginti gin ginti

Wife: shukar aap bole to.

Guys Dont Pick up Calls

Caution - Guys dont pick up calls from unknown nos,

you never know who may wish you

"Happy Father's Day" today.

ACP To Daya

ACP: Daya mujhe to pehle se shak tha is maggi par..
Daya: Wo kyu sir..?
ACP: Ek to Female... Aur upar se 2 min. mein Taiyar!!!..
Kuch to gadbad thi..

Saturday, June 13, 2015

Pesticide Percentage in Drinks

Pesticide Percentage (%) in drinks released from IMA (Indian Medical Association) recently.

1     Thums up     15.2% 
2     Coke             13.4%    
3     7 up              12.5%    
4     Mirinda         10.7%   
5     Pepsi            10.9%    
6     Fanta              9.1%     
7.    Sprite.           15.3%
8.    Vodka.             0%
9.     Gin.                 0%
10.   Rum.               0%
11.   Beer.                0%
12.  Whisky.             0%
so choose what you drink.
1 to 7 are very dangerous to the Human Liver. Results in Cancer !
Please pass it to all known persons in your contact. 
Live Healthy, Save Indians!!!............

Thursday, June 4, 2015

Rare Knowledge Don't Miss

Rare Knowledge, dn't Miss,

Guru Arjan Dev Ji nu Jis din Tatti Tvi Te baithayea gea Ta ohs Sham Guru Ji nu Vapis Jail vich pa dita gea..
Bahot Sakhat Pehra Lga dita Gea,

Chandu Lahore da Nawab c jisde Hukam nal eh Sab hoyea c.. Ohs Raat Chandu di gharwali.. Ohda putt Karam Chand Te Chandu Di Noh Guru Arjan Ji nu milan jail ch gaye..

Sipaahi ne agge na jaan dita Ta Chandu di gharwali Te noh ne apna sara Gehna(jewelry) utar k sipaahia nu de dita Te ohs cell tak pahuch gaye jithe Guru Arjan Ji kaid c..

Jad Chandu de Parivaar ne Guru Arjan Ji di halat dekhi ta Ro paye ki ene vde mahapursh nal eho Jeha salook ?

Tad Chandu di Gharwali ne Keha ki Guru Ji mai Tuhade lyi Thand Mitha paani (Shrbat ) Lai k aayi han kirpa krke shko,

eh keh k Chandu Di gharwali ne Shrbat wala glass Guru Ji Agge kita..

Guru Ji ne Mna krr dita Te keha ki Asi Prn krr chuke han ki Chandu De Ghar da paani v ni peena,

eh Sunn k Chandu di Gharwali dia akhan bhar gaiya..

Kehn lgi Mai Ta Sunea c Guru Nanak de Ghar To koi Naraj ni jaanda.. Par ?

Tad Guru Ji ne Bachan Kita ki Mata Is muh nal Ta mai Tera Shrbat nahi shakanga par han Ek Waqt eho Jeha Jrur Aavega Ki eh Tere Nam da Shrbat Hazaara Lok Layea karange Te Lakha Lok peea Karange.. Teri seva safal Hovegi..

Eh Jo Ajj Shabeel Lgdi va na Poori Dunia ch.. Jo Sari Dunia Shabeel Peendi aa eh Guru Arjan da ohi ek Bachan aa..
Eh va Shabeel da ithaas jo Ajj punjab de Har pind Shahar ch shabeel lgdi aa Te Lakha lok shakde aa..

Chandu di Noh ne Guru Arjan Ji nu keha ki Maharaj kal Tuhadi shaheedi honi aa.. Meri eko mangh hai Tuhade To kal jad Tusi Sareer roopi chola shdo Ta mai v Apna Sareer Tyaag dwa.. Mai loka de Taane ni sunn skdi ki oh ja rahi hai Chandu di noh.. Jisde Sohre ne Guru Arjan Ji nu Saheed Kita,

agle din Jad Guru Arjan Dev Ji di Saheedi hoyi Ta Chandu Di Noh v Nal hi Sareer Tyaag gayi,

eh hunda Guru nal pyar.. Galan Nal ni kde Rab milda.. Ehthe Ta 90-90 saal de bujarg maran nu Tyaar nai ne par Dhan aa Chandu di Noh.,

is cheej baare bahot ghatt loka nu pta islyi request aa plz eh post share jrur kareo Ta ki Tuhade dosta nu v pta lge ki shabeel kyu lagdi aa.. Te ek Vaar Waheguru Jrur Likho Ji..