Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Gf To Bf

Gf : hi jaanu , kya kar re ho ?
Bf : paise jod ra hu .....
Gf : aaaaawww i know mere new fone k liye aap paise jod re ho na baby , how sweet of u muah
Bf : 50rs ka note fatt gya hai , usko jod ra hu tape laga ke

Monday, July 27, 2015

Benti to All Singers

Diljit nu benti kitti jandi hai ke gurdaspur ja ke jatt ohna aatankwadiya te fair kre.
dilpreet dhillon nu vi kaho apni machine gun lai jaawe.
jassi gill nu v keh dao ke nikke motte hi aatankwadi ne laden nahi. so jaa ke saambh lai.
te ninja nu v koi keh dao ke kalla kalla dhokna hai.
te benti hai koi harsimran di ghaint jatti nu v keh dao ke dunali lai ke gurdaspur phunch jaan.
Happy raikoti nu v msg bhej dao ke nasha patta kha ke aatankwadi chakk lai.
naale bai geete jaildar nu v koi bol do ke gurdaspur ja ke mittar fire sunaan.
te ik msg sippy nu bhej dao ke gurdaspur wale kothe te chadh ke teri udeek kar rahe ne ke kado hatheyara de khadke sunawega.

Sunday, July 26, 2015

In August Month

Next month
First sunday "Friendship Day"
last sunday "Rakhi".

First sunday aap ladki ke peeche,
last sunday ladki aapke peeche.
"Too much fun..

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Mom To Son

Mom : Sofa letne ke liye nahi hota baithne ke liye hota hai
Son : Ha toh Chappal bhi maarne k liye nahi pehen ne ke liye hoti hai....

Ek chappl aur padi..

Saturday, July 18, 2015

Meaning of Doctor

Meanings of DOCTOR
D- Dawn of relief
O- Obliging
C- Caring
T- Tolerant
O- Omniscient
R- Reasonable
Happy Doctor’s Day.

Friday, July 17, 2015

Raste Palat Dete Hain Ludhiana Wale

Raastey palat dete hain # LUDHIANA waale.
jab koi saamne se aakar yeh keh jata hain

bhai aage #challan kaat rhe hain

Friday, July 10, 2015

The Great Ludhiana Boating

The great Ludhiana boating & water sports festival is back ..

Enjoy free boating in dholewal chowk, vishkarma chowk, Miller ganj, Transport nagar, BRS Nagar, sarabha nagar, Aarti chowk, and mostly every part of ludhiana.
Special offer-  river rafting is also available at KANGANWAL and TIBBA Road  .
Hurry!! Offer valid till water logging lasts
Issued by MCL in the interest of public of Ludhiana.

Thursday, July 9, 2015

Congratulation to All of us

Congratulation to all of us.Our national anthem "Jana Gana Mana... "is declared as the "BEST ANTHEM OF THE WORLD"by UNESCO. Just few minutes ago.

Kindly share this.
Very proud to be an INDIAN.

Meaning of our National Anthem

Please try to understand the meaning and pronounce it clearly.

Word by word meaning..

Jana            = People
Gana            = Group
Mana           = Mind
Adhinayaka= Leader
Jaya He      = Victory
Bharata       = India
Bhagya       = Destiny
Vidhata      = Disposer
Punjaba     = Punjab
Sindhu       = Indus
Gujarata    = Gujarat
Maratha    = Marati Maharashtra
Dravida      = South
Utkala        = Orissa
Banga        = Bengal
Vindhya     =Vindhyas
Himachal   =Himalay
Yamuna     = Yamuna
Ganga        = Ganges
Uchchhala = Moving
Jaladhi      = Ocean
Taranga    = Waves
Tava          = Your
Shubh    =Auspicious
Naame = name
Jage     = Awaken
Tava     = Your
Shubha      = Auspicious
Aashisha = Blessings
Maage     = Ask
Gaahe      = Sing
Tava        = Your
Jaya        = Victory
Gatha      = Song
Jana       = People
Gana      = Group
Mangala = Fortune
Dayaka   = Giver
Jay He    = Victory Be
Bharata  = India
Bhagya  = Destiny
Vidhata = Dispenser
Jay He, Jay He, Jay He, Jay Jay Jay Jay He = Victory, Victory, Victory, Victory Forever...

PLEASE SHARE IT AND LET ALL PEOPLE KNOW THE MEANING OF OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM..

JAI HIND

Ek Bhootni Baal Katwane Gayi

Ek bhootni baal katwane gayi, insaan ke vesh mein..

Bhootni: Baal katwane hain…

Naai (Salon): baad mein aana, abhi busy hoon..

tabhi.. bhootni ka jawab sunkar naai behosh!!

Aisa kya kaha bhootni ne, ki wo behosh ho gaya?

Mundi rakhkar jaa rahi hoon Step-Cut kar dena… Baad mein le jaungi!! 

Ek Bhootni Baal Katwane Gayi

Ek bhootni baal katwane gayi, insaan ke vesh mein..

Bhootni: Baal katwane hain…

Naai (Salon): baad mein aana, abhi busy hoon..

tabhi.. bhootni ka jawab sunkar naai behosh!!

Aisa kya kaha bhootni ne, ki wo behosh ho gaya?

Mundi rakhkar jaa rahi hoon Step-Cut kar dena… Baad mein le jaungi!! 

Saturday, July 4, 2015

Ladka Dost Se

Ladka Dost Se: Yaar Maine Apni
Girl Friend Ko Uski   Birthday Pe
Apni Behan Ki New Diamond Ring
Chori Kar K Gift De Di,

Dost (Thappad Maar Kar):
Kaminey Itni Mehngi Kharid Kar Di
Thi Maine teri behan ko

Ladka: Saale Marta Kyun Hai...
Tere Ghar Hi To Wapis Gayi Hai.

Friday, July 3, 2015

Nepali Ke Mobile Pe Raat 2 Baje Phone Aya

Nepali k mobile pe raat 2 baje phone aya: Aap so to nahi rahe the?
Nepali Gusse me bola:

Kamino
Zaruri nahi k har nepali ChowkidaR ho
kuch momos or spring roll wale b hote hai!!

Thursday, July 2, 2015

Your Success Depends on Your Attitude

Your Success depends on ur attitude
Your income is due to ur attitude.
Your Position is due to your attitude
Your cheque is due to your attitude.

Work More on ur self then we work to Recruit or retail.