Saturday, August 29, 2015

Attachment is not When Two People

A very emotional quote !!
Attachment is not when two people chat day & night ...
Attachment is not when two people can't live without each other ...
Attachment is not when two people can't stay away from each other for a moment ...
But when the HR sends an email to you with subject as 'Increment letter' and the attached file is missing ...
That's when you realize the true meaning of Attachment ... !!

Whatsapp Chatting Effect

On a different note:
Whatsapp chatting effect:
Amit ( male secretary): ma'am the project is ready. Meeting at 8am sharp.
Madam: πŸ˜’πŸ˜žπŸ˜£
Amit: what happened ma'am
Madam: 😏😴
Amit: oh.. feeling sleepy.. I will cancel the meeting ma'am.. We will do it later
Ma'am: πŸ˜†πŸ‘
Amit: we now have spare time ma'am. . Would u like to rest or should we go out for coffee or something like that
Maam: 😍😘
Amit: oh thank you ma'am. . Where  to go
Maam: πŸ©πŸŒ…
Amit: oh sunrise hotel ma'am.. done.
Maam: πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’
Amit: really ma'am r u sure..?
Maam: πŸ˜™πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜€πŸ˜›
Amit: awwwwe..u stole my words...I knew you liked me...muaaah 😍
Maam: πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜œπŸ˜œ
Amit: u naughty..
Maam: πŸ’ƒπŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹
Amit: don't worry.. I will take care
Maam: 😍πŸ‘ͺ
Amit: ohh yes baby 😘😘 
Maam: πŸ˜„πŸ˜€πŸ’πŸŒ…πŸ©πŸŒ»πŸŒΊπŸˆ
Amit: now I am so excited.. I don't understand anything.. u just come baby..
Maam: hey amit, I am sorry. My 2yr old son is playing with my mobile and I don't know what all emoticons he sent u. Bt what nonsense have you bastard
Amit: &&&
Moral: believe in words.. not signs

Monday, August 24, 2015

Dr. Manmohan Singh

The most qualified leader of the world.
First place in BA(Hons) Punjab University 1952.
First place in MA (Economics) in Punjab university 1954.
Wright's prize for Distinguished performance at St. Johns College Cambridge 1955
Same in 1957.
D Phil (Oxford), D Litt, PhD thesis on India's Export competitiveness.
1. Sr lecturer Economics 1957 - 1959
2. Reader Economics1959 - 1963.
3. Prof Economics Punjab University 1963 - 1965.
4. Worked for UN 1966 - 1969.
5. Prof International Trade Delhi School of Economics 1969 - 1971.
6. Economic Advisor 1972 - 1976.
7. Honorary prof Jawahar Lal Nehru University 1976.
8. Governor Reserve Bank of India 1982 - 1985.
9. Deputy chairman of planning commission 1985 - 1987.
10. Secretary General of South Commission Geneva Switzerland.1987 - 1990.
11. Advisor to PM of India on Economic Affairs 1990- 1991.
12. Finance Minister of India 1991 - 1996.
13. Leader Opposition in Rajya Sabha 1998 - 2004.
people send crazy photo shops which says a lot about their own mind level.
Mr. Manmohan Singh was never a politician, he was pulled into this quagmire.
Be careful in what posts we forward...
Socho Vichaar karo...
Indians will remember you for RTI.....We are now the 3rd largest economy in the World which was 10th largest in 2004......
Many Mission's during your tenure like
Submarine and many more..
World had got hit with 3 major recession but you made our country stand......
Obama said in G 20:
"When Singh speaks, world listens and also praised that Singh's knowledge will be useful for the world"....
China Say's Dr. Manmohan Singh as a renowned statesman....
Russian President Vladimir Putin praised him for the contribution to BRICS .....
Dr. Singh has been awarded as "World Statesman Award" and many more...
Inspite of endless number of persons who barked at you,
you remained silent......

Saturday, August 22, 2015

Monday, August 17, 2015

Saturday, August 15, 2015

Importance of States in India

Importance of States in India
Punjab for Fighting,
Bengal for Writing...
Kashmir for Beauty,
Andhra for Duty...
Karnataka for Silk,
Haryana for Milk...
Kerala for Brains,
Tamil for Grains,
Orissa for Temples,
Bihar for Minerals...
Gujarat for Peace,
Assam for Tea...
Rajasthan for History,
Maharashtra for Victory,
Himachal for Cold,
Jharkand for Bold...
UP for Rice,
Arunachal for Sunrise...
Goa for Wine,
Meghalaya for Rain...
MP for Diamond,
Sikkim for Almond...
Mizoram for Glass,
Manipur for Dance...
Nagaland for Music,
Chattisgarh for Physique...
Uttarkhand for Rivers,
Tripura for Singers...
INDIA...For all
Must share, Proud to be Indian!

Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Yakub and Dr Kalam Met on the Way

Yakub and Dr Kalam met on the way to their respective destinations after the death.
Yakub asked Kalam " Me here.. you here. We are both dead. Whats the difference. All the same. Isn't it ??"

Dr. Kalam is his own simplistic way has replied: " I have been called. You have been sent"

Sunday, August 9, 2015