Monday, November 30, 2015

Aamir to Modi


AAMIR TO MODI : Dear sir, Meri Wife ka kehna hai ki desh surakshit nahin hai...kya ye sahi hai...???
MODI TO AAMIR : Pehle maine bhi yahi socha tha dost...
isliye kabhi Australia, kabhi Japan, kabhi China, kabhi America, kabhi Canada, kabhi Nepal, kabhi Singapore aur na jaane kaun kaun se desh hoke aaya...
HINDUSTAN se accha aur surakshit desh koi nahin...
isliye agar badalna hai toh BIWI badlo...desh nahin.
Aage AAMIR KA REPLY THA : -
" PHIR SE"

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

May The Joy Cheer



May the joy, cheer,
delight and cheerfulness
Of this heavenly festival
Surround you forever.
May the happiness,
That this Diwali brings
Brighten your life
And, hope the year
Brings you luck and
Fulfills all your dearest dreams!
Happy DIWALI..... 

Kirat Karo Naam Japo



Kirat Karo, Naam Japo, Wand Chako..
May all we lead on this path...
Dhan Dhan Guru Nanak Maharaj Sahib Ji De
Prakash Purab Diyan Lakh Lakh Wadhayiyan Hon Ji..
Waheguru ji ka khalsa
Waheguru ji ki fateh...

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

What is the Meaning of Dhanteras?


Wife - what is the meaning of Dhanteras?
Hubby - It means
Kaam mera,
Mehnat meri,
Paisa mera,
But,
Dhan Tera !

May The Glow of Happiness


May the glow of happiness illuminate your life and your home.
Wishing you a Happy Diwali and Prosperous New Year.