Thursday, December 31, 2015

Wishing You a Fabulous 2016



Wishing you a fabulous 2016 with full of great achievements and experiences.
A meaningful chapter waiting to be written.
🎄HAPPY NEW YEAR🎄

Civil Engineer Life


Girlfriend :- jaanu tum bahot badal Gaye ho,
kal raat mere message ka reply bhi nahi kiya....
Boy :- nahi jaanu kaam mein busy tha...
GF :- 2-3din se tum kaam ka bahana bana rahe ho....
tum mujhse kuch chupa rahe ho...
Boy :- nahi Janu thodi tension hai....
GF :- tum hamesha apni tension mujhse chupate ho.....
mujhe batao hum dono mil kar koi solution nikalenge....
tum mujhe kuch to batao problem kya hai....
Boy :- to le Sun....two way slab design karna hai, 
par space badi hai.. 
Beam-column level mein nahi hai to kaise slab ka centering karvau.
Wo soch raha hu. Agar centering ho bhi gaya toh. 
Slab level mein nahi hoga.....
Agar slab level mein aa gaya to column-beam out dikhenge.....
Aur dusri baat ye ke slab level mein kardunga to sabhi jagah rebaring nai karpaunga 
aur agar uspe point load pada to slab jhuk jayega, 
ab de muje iska solution....
GF :- k jaanu bye...papa ka call aa raha h....
Civil Engineer's Life

Tuesday, December 29, 2015

List of Chemical Formulas


1- H - Hydrogen
2 - He - Helium
3 - Li - Lithium
4 - Be - Beryllium
5 - B - Boron
6 - C - Carbon
7 - N - Nitrogen
8 - O - Oxygen
9 - F - Fluorine
10 - Ne - Neon
11 - Na - Sodium
12 - Mg - Magnesium
13 - Al - Aluminum, Aluminium
14 - Si - Silicon
15 - P - Phosphorus
16 - S - Sulfur
17 - Cl - Chlorine
18 - Ar - Argon
19 - K - Potassium
20 - Ca - Calcium
21 - Sc - Scandium
22 - Ti - Titanium
23 - V - Vanadium
24 - Cr - Chromium
25 - Mn - Manganese
26 - Fe - Iron
27 - Co - Cobalt
28 - Ni - Nickel
29 - Cu - Copper
30 - Zn - Zinc
31 - Ga - Gallium
32 - Ge - Germanium
33 - As - Arsenic
34 - Se - Selenium
35 - Br - Bromine36 - Kr - Krypton
37 - Rb - Rubidium
38 - Sr - Strontium
39 - Y - Yttrium
40 - Zr - Zirconium
41 - Nb - Niobium
42 - Mo - Molybdenum
43 - Tc - Technetium
44 - Ru - Ruthenium
45 - Rh - Rhodium
46 - Pd - Palladium
47 - Ag - Silver
48 - Cd - Cadmium
49 - In - Indium
50 - Sn - Tin
51 - Sb - Antimony
52 - Te - Tellurium
53 - I - Iodine
54 - Xe - Xenon
55 - Cs - Cesium
56 - Ba - Barium
57 - La - Lanthanum
58 - Ce - Cerium
59 - Pr - Praseodymium
60 - Nd - Neodymium
61 - Pm - Promethium
62 - Sm - Samarium
63 - Eu - Europium
64 - Gd - Gadolinium
65 - Tb - Terbium
66 - Dy - Dysprosium
67 - Ho -Holmium
68 - Er - Erbium
69 - Tm - Thulium
70 - Yb - Ytterbium
71 - Lu - Lutetium
72 - Hf - Hafnium
73 - Ta - Tantalum
74 - W - Tungsten
75 - Re - Rhenium
76 - Os - Osmium
77 - Ir - Iridium
78 - Pt - Platinum
79 - Au - Gold
80 - Hg - Mercury
81 - Tl - Thallium
82 - Pb - Lead
83 - Bi - Bismuth
84 - Po - Polonium
85 - At - Astatine
86 - Rn - Radon
87 - Fr - Francium
88 - Ra - Radium
89 - Ac - Actinium
90 - Th - Thorium
91 - Pa - Protactinium
92 - U - Uranium
93 - Np - Neptunium
94 - Pu - Plutonium
95 - Am - Americium
96 - Cm - Curium
97 - Bk - Berkelium
98 - Cf -Californium
99 - Es - Einsteinium
100 - Fm - Fermium
101 - Md - Mendelevium
102 - No - Nobelium
103 - Lr - Lawrencium
104 - Rf - Rutherfordium
105 - Db - Dubnium
106 - Sg - Seaborgium
107 - Bh - Bohrium
108 - Hs - Hassium
109 - Mt - Meitnerium
110 - Ds - Darmstadtium
111 - Rg - Roentgenium
112 - Cn - Copernicium
113 - Uut - Ununtrium
114 - Fl - Flerovium
115 - Uup - Ununpentium
116 - Lv - Livermorium
117 - Uus - Ununseptium
118 - Uuo - Ununoctium

Monday, December 28, 2015

One Secret of Success in Life


One secret of success in life is for a person to be ready for his opportunity when it comes.
Develop success from failures.
Discouragement and failure are the two surest stepping stones to success.

An Investment Banker was Getting Married


An Investment Banker Was Getting Married.
During Wedding, The Wife Vomits.
Husband: "What Happened?"
Wife: "Capital Gains Arising Out Of Previous Investment."
Husband:"U cheated me.."
Wife: "U should know, mutual fund investments are subject to market risks!"

Thursday, December 24, 2015

Successful People Can't Relax on Chair


Successful people can't relax on chair.
They relax at WORK.
They sleep with a DREAM.
Awake with COMMITMENT &
Work towards GOALS.
That's the SPIRIT OF LIFE.

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Aaj ki Date


Aaj ki date 2-12
Zindagi na milegi 2-12
Maut na milegi 2-12
Pyar na hoga 2-12
Dil na tutega 2-12
Ye sab na hoga 2-12
So enjoy friend kyuki zindagi na milegi 2-12.

National Sister


1. National Sister- Mamta Banerjee
2. National Girlfriend- Sunny Leone
3. National Tension- Salman Khan's Marriage
4. National Bachelor- Rahul Gandhi
5. National Dehshat- Sequel of Ra.One
6. National food- Kasam
7. National Struggler- Abhishek Bachchan
8. National Judge- Archana Puran Singh
9. National Mom- Sonia Gandhi
10. National Jamaai- Robert Vadra
11. National Book- Face Book
12. National Robot-Manmohan Singh
13. National Bank- Swiss Bank
14. National God- Sachin Tendulkar
15. National Show- Comedy Nights with Kapil
16. National Tiger- Narendra Modi
17: National Time Pass:
Whatsapp
Amul - The taste of India
Babool - The paste of India
Rahul Gandhi- The waste of India.
Modi- the best of india.
Sonia- The guest of India.