Monday, January 25, 2016

Employee To Boss

Employee to Boss : Sir Chhutti chahiye
Boss : ek shart par milegi, ye batao, Katappa ne Bahubali ko kyon mara?
Employee: Sir, Katappa ko Chhutti nahi di hogi...
(presently the employee is on 60 days of Annual Paid Leave)

Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Create & Spread Happiness

"Adjustment with Right people is always better than arguments with Wrong people.
And Meaningful Silence is always better than Meaningless Words..!!
"No one is born happy, but we all are born with the ability to create happiness..!!"
Create & spread HAPPINESS!!

Wednesday, January 13, 2016

Wife to Husband

Wife :=Window ka lock ni khul rha hai…
Husband := aisa kro thoda oil garam kr ke us pr daal do…
Wife := Kya us se lock khul jaega?
Husband := Try to kro
After 15 mints
Husband calls wife Tum ne try kia?
Wife:= Han kia, par ab to Laptop hi Off ho gaya hai
Husband:= Jahil Aurat Window to batati konsi hai…
Wife:= 8.1 hai..

Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Doing Paath Everyday

Doing Paath Everyday...
Why do we do paath, even if we can't understand or remember ????
This is beautiful story - if inspired, please forward, else keep it, cant say when it might inspire you !
An old sikh Farmer lived on a farm in the mountains with his young grandson.
Each morning Grandpa was up early sitting at the kitchen table doing his paath. His grandson wanted to be just like him and tried to imitate him in every way he could.
One day the grandson asked, "Grandpa! I try to do paath just like you but I don't understand it, and what I do understand I forget as soon as I close the book. What good does doing paath everyday do?"
The Grandfather quietly turned from putting coal in the stove and replied,
"Take this coal basket down to the river and bring me back a basket of water."
The boy did as he was told, but all the water leaked out before he got back to the house. The grandfather laughed and said, "You'll have to move a little faster next time," and sent him back to the river with the basket to try again. This time the boy ran faster, but again the basket was empty before he returned home. Out of breath, he told his grandfather that it was impossible to carry water in a basket, and he went to get a bucket instead.
The old man said, "I don't want a bucket of water; I want a basket of water. You're just not trying hard enough," and he went out the door to watch the boy try again.
At this point, the boy knew it was impossible, but he wanted to show his grandfather that even if he ran as fast as he could, the water would leak out before he got back to the house.
The boy again dipped the basket into river and ran hard, but when he reached his grandfather the basket was again empty. Out of breath, he said, "See Grandpa, it's useless!"
"So you think it is useless ?" The old man said, "Look at the basket."
The boy looked at the basket and for the first time realized that the basket was different. It had been transformed from a dirty old coal basket and was now clean, inside and out.
"Son, that's what happens when you do paath. You might not understand or remember everything, but when you do paath, you will be changed, inside and out. That is the work of WaheGuru in our lives."
Wahe Guru Ji Ka Khalsa,
Wahe Guru Ji Ki Fateh!