Saturday, April 23, 2016

Engineer To Inspector

Engineer To Inspector

An engineer went to police station for filing report for his missing wife.....
Engineer : I lost my wife (misty) ,she went for shopping and still not reached home yet
Inspector: What is her height ?
Engineer: I never noticed ...
Inspector: Slim or healthy ?
Engineer: Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Colour of eyes ?
Engineer: Never noticed...
Inspector: Colour of hair ?
Engineer: Changes according to season...
Inspector: What was she wearing ?
Engineer: Saree/suit/ I don’t remember exactly...
Inspector: Was she going in a car ?
Engineer: yes..
Inspector : tell me the number ,name and color of the car ?
Engineer: black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight- speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.
And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door ….
And then the engineer started crying…..
Inspector: Don't worry sir,
hum gaadi dhoond lenge..

Thursday, April 14, 2016

Clean Your Heart Daily

‍‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌Clean your heart daily with forgiveness.
‍‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‍‌Avoid jealousy to keep yourself nourished always.
‍‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‍Sprinkle yourself with love, it is the sweetest perfume.
‍‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‍Wear a smile to give your face a perfect glow.

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Bhangre Paiye Gidhe Paiye

Happy baisakhi wishes

Bhangre paiye, Gidhe paiye,
Aao sare milke Baisakhi da tyohaar manaiye, 
Tuhanu sareyan nu Baisakhi de tyohaar di lakh-lakh wadai hove ji...