Thursday, June 7, 2018

Friday, July 25, 2014

Sachin Tendulkar 10th Paas

Sachin Tendulkar 10th Paas

Sachin Tendulkar- 10th pass..!!

Anil ambani- twelfth pass..!!

Einstein-"failed 12 tym in a class..!!

Edission-"i never
concerned for exam, coz 1 bed sheet never
decide my future..!!

Harbhajan singh- 8th
move..!!

M. s dhoni-"failed 2 tyms in b. com"..!!

BAS YAHI KUCH LOG HAIN JO MUJHE PADHNE SE ROKTE HAiN VARNA MAIN BHI TOP KARTA..!!

Saturday, June 28, 2014

Ek Married Engineer Ka Affair

Ek Married Engineer Ka Affair

Ek married engineer aur ek batchelor ladki ka affair chal raha tha..

Ek din dono date pe Gaye..
Dono ne ek dusre ke saath bahut time spend kiya..

Ladki ko ghar drop karne k baad Ladke ne apne shoes or jeans ko Ganda kar Liya Mitti mein ragad ke......

Uske baad Ladka ghar gaya..

Wife: Itni der kahan the tum??

Husband: Mai tumse Kuch chupana Nahi chahta hoon..

Mera affair chal raha hai aur Main aaj date pe Gaya tha..

Wife (Shoes aur jeans dekh kar): Chal jhoothe.. Tum fir ze football khel k aaye ho naa..?

Husband: You got me again..
darling you are so intelligent.

Monday, June 23, 2014

Friday, June 20, 2014

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Thursday, May 29, 2014

Total Classic

Total Classic

Total Classic!!!

Ek Aadmi Ne Ek Function Orgaize Kiya

Usne Dekha Ki Invitation Se Zyada Log Aaye Hain

Wo Stage Pe Gya, Aur Bola

Jo Ladki Walon Ki Taraf Se hai..
Wo Idher Ek side Me Aa Jaaye.

10-15 Aa Gye Ek Taraf. .

Phir usne Bola Ki Jo Ladke Walon Ki Taraf Se Hain..
Wo Bhi Udher Aa jaye.

10-15 Log Phir Aa Gye .

Ab Aadmi Ne Ek Danda Le K Un Sab ko (ladki wale in addition to ladke wale) ko maar maar ke bhagaaya.. aur kaha

"Ye Birthday Party hai... haraamkhoro"

Sunday, May 25, 2014