Tuesday, May 8, 2018

Biwi ka Marmik Jawab

husband wife jokes in hindi

Ek private sector karamchari k ghar aakar,
ghanti baja kar ek vyakti ne pucha?
Sir yahin rehte hain kya?

employee ki patni ne bada hi marmik jawab diya..
Rehte toh office mein hai,
lekin address proof k liye yeh ghar liya hai..

Monday, April 21, 2014

Husband Excuse List To Spouse

Husband Excuse List To Spouse
Monday Night:
Spouse: Aaj tum daaru peeke aaye ho! Kyun?
Husband: Arre Aaj company mein overseas clients ke saath meeting thi to peeni padi
Tuesday Night:
Spouse: Aaj tum fir daaru peeke aaye ho! Kyun?
Husband: Arre Aaj ek friend ki engagement party thi to Usne gathering ki isliye.
Wednesday Night:
Spouse: Aaj bhi tum peeke aaye..
Husband: Arre Aaj ek friend ka breakup ho gaya...
WO bahut udaas tha to Uska mood fresh karne ke liye...
Thursday Night:
Spouse: Aaj fir se...
Ab kiska breakup ho gaya?
Husband: Breakup nahi....
Aaj Office ka work load bahut tha...
bahut tension thi isliye.
Exclusive Night:
Spouse: Aaj kyun?
Husband: Arre jis friend ki engagement party thi na Wednesday ko,
Aaj uski shaadi thi...
to khushi ke mauke pe to....
samajh gayi na
Saturday Night:
Spouse: hmmm... Abs?
Husband: Aaj purane university friends mil gaye the to Wo disco le gaye aur zabardasti pila di...
maine bahut mana bhi kiya par maane nahi...
Weekend Night:
Spouse (gusse se): Ab Aaj kya ho gaya..
Husband: AAJ MERA MOOD THA.

Saturday, March 15, 2014

Saturday, December 7, 2013

Husband To Kidnaper

Husband To Kidnaper
Wife kidnap hui aur kidnap karne walon ne uske Husband ko call kiya:-

"Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari Wife ka murder kar denge"

Husband khamosh raha.........

Agle din phir phone aya" Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari Wife ko wapas chhor jayenge!"

Husband:- "Paise bol paise kaminey,
darata kyun hai ?"

Monday, November 25, 2013

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Monday, October 21, 2013

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Friday, August 30, 2013